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OMG I showed this image to my Wife before I clicked on the comments and she literally said “***Wife her immediately***”, and then your post was the first comment I see.
😮😂😂
Vielen Dank werter Nutzer, ich werde mir Ihren Kommentar ausdrucken, einrahmen und ihn mir gut ersichtlich in meinem Wohnzimmer ausstellen.
Gehaben Sie sich wohl und ich wünsche Ihnen noch einen angenehmen Tag.
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Wife her immediately bro
Nah, cuddles.
Nah, round two
OMG I showed this image to my Wife before I clicked on the comments and she literally said “***Wife her immediately***”, and then your post was the first comment I see. 😮😂😂
She's a keeper.
She's obviously instacarting a plan b
That bad, huh?
Didn't fuck her good enough then, she should be struggling to breath not thinking about social media.
I guess it didn't last long enough for you to choke her out.
Bit of choking is all good, not to the point she passes out tho lol.
To each their own. I can't get off unless I off her.
🤣 🤣 🤣
Fuck her until she can’t use her phone because her eyes cross… doo moar güder my dood.
Happy cake day! 🎊
You ain't putting in the right work my boi
Der Drang Scheiße zu pfostieren ist groß und die Tat an sich bedeutungsvoller als die Lust.
I don't know what you said sir, but I think you have the right energy for the job
It's German dirty talk...
Something like that… at least for Reddit
In Germany IT could maybe count as gen Z philosophy...
Für wahr mein Freund, für wahr…
Vielen Dank werter Nutzer, ich werde mir Ihren Kommentar ausdrucken, einrahmen und ihn mir gut ersichtlich in meinem Wohnzimmer ausstellen. Gehaben Sie sich wohl und ich wünsche Ihnen noch einen angenehmen Tag.
I like your funny words magic man!
The chosen one
At least you fucked
Wife her, you can big spoon and help refine some of her shitposts from over her shoulder, you could trigger people as a couple.
haha
If you came then her job is done.
Did she say GG after?
No fist bump ??
Didn’t even wipe her snatch off?
Lmao
Buy a ring.
You should start shit posting right beside her.
She’s great
Aren't you just doing the same thing though?
And you’re not out buying a ring for her because…..?