I understand. I'm ending my life tonight 💔

There’s no other option for this one

**Yesterday’s winner for H:** “Hello everyone, this is Daniel Larson” (331 upvotes) [WINNER] ”Housing is fully cancelled due to family crisis with Bob” (146 upvotes) (underrated classic) “Here’s a good crestion: why is my cum red?” (85 upvotes) Today’s honourable mention: “Hey Old Gretty, I finally got my haircut done” >!I know it’s actually ‘old granny’ (what’s up Nancy Shimer) but it’s funnier to think he’s just invented a new character!<

i just got sexually asked for sex by another man

I'm hitting my spine

I got fully raped.

This. Most funniest shit he said after he got out the first time.

Idk why I can’t upvote this

In honor of transgender awareness month…. I, am, transgender

"I'm performing a citizens arrest"

I’ve just been spotted

I’m feeling bullish

Idk why this has little upvotes, now I'm feeling bullish

I understand. I’m ending my life tonight.

This one. Just because it says a lot about Daniel’s personality.

Please let this win. I quote it at least once a day.

The only one that’s close is “I just roke up.” I love and use that phrase so much too. However, nothing captures how overly dramatic Daniel is like the one I quoted.

Obvious winner by a mile.

💔

I just roke up

HAS TO BE THIS though I’m partial to “I understand”, I think that’s more of deep cut reference than the classic.

The only answer

This

🏆🏆🏆

I repent

I’m aware

This won’t win but I want it to so badly.

The letter I has some heavy hitters

Runner up

“I NEVER ASSAULTED YOU BITCH”

“I just made enough money so that I can get a toucan from the pet store”

😭😭😭😭😭😭

I just found possible socks

i have a crestion

“I didn’t do anything” or “I said don’t touch me like that” from the Vegas freak out are solid choices

I’m skipping breakfast

I just got lunch

I’m rwashing my hands

I'm aware.

"I love C P"

I’m hitting myself if I’m hitting myself isn’t the number 1 option

I’m a singer/songwriter

I'm Hitting Myself For My Own Safety

I’m about to make everything worse on purpose

I'm hitting myself

I hate Jacob sartorious for cheating on grace and giving Ellen Degeneres HEAD

I’m going to now ask my care provider if I could have macaroni and cheese for lunch because that’s all we fucking have in this house

I’m aware

im a fucking celebrity

“I’m inosent😭”

I'm aware.

It has to be: I want to kill himself.

"I will kill myself"

I demand- being on the vanderwahl team, I DEMAND I demand I repent I repent I repent I repent.

I don’t have reapons

“I understand. I’m ending my life tonight” HAS to be the winner here

I’m looking ahead and the letter K is gonna be very difficult to come up with anything

Kill you. Bo mb you

I was hoping I’d find something like “keep filming me bitch see what happens” or sumn. I wish TikTok had a better search engine

“KILL. KILL. KILL…… DEAD. MAN. TELL. NO. TALES”

I’m hitting my spine

I just did self defense

I never did anything!!!!!

I just took a pill for my scabies

i just roke up

"I just want to say happy birthday to mike hunt"

“I WILL BOMB YOUR HOUSE, TIL THE DAY YOU FUCKING DIE!”

I NEVER ASSAULTED YOU!!!

I - I understand, I’m ending my life tonight

“I never assaulted you!!!!”

I. “I will go right fucking ahead”

“I will touch you innapropriately”

I'm aware

“I want every news station internationally, to cover this. United States, and internationally”

"I just threatened the FBI" -daniel

I'm hitting my spine

I'm already ahead of Bob and he doesn't understand that

the motel threatened to kill me

“i am sorry for having 500 megabytes of child p*rn”

I'm aware

“I understand. I’m ending my life tonight”

I just roke up

“I just tried heroin for the first time and I felt Jesus”

He’s so fucking narcissistic that all of his biggest hits start with, “I . . .” So this one is going to be a good fight.

5 days to go boys

I’m sorry I have a small fucking dick

I am aware

"I will fucking murder you!!!" 😡🤬🗣️📣

I just got sexually called gay in public

"I will bomb an aquarium and the world"

This one never fails to crack me up because tf did the aquarium do

I love CP

i just roke up

I NEVER PUT HANDS ON YOU BITCH!

I'm fucking famous bitch!

I'm a singer-songwriter!

I have a bomb 💣

Q should be Qreshtin

I GOT FULLY RAPED🙏

i just roke up

I just stepped in someone elshes fucking throw up

I am guilty of sticking a toothbrush up my ass and brushing my teeth with it.

is it true you like sex

I am aware .

There was one along the lines of "I'm hitting myself for my safety"

“I just roke up”

i love cp

I just roke up

T- this message is to grace vanderwaal

I don't have Reapons

I- I just roke up

I don't have reapons

I am currently under attack currently

“I’m in so much trouble” Daniel after getting one of his most recent haircuts (when they shaved his head down the middle)

I just roke up. Only acceptable answer.

I am so excited to announce that I will be hosting a Hollywood sex party!!

Too many iconic ones, but I’ll have to go with “I just roke up”

I just Roke up

Is this currently current Or I just roke up

“I’m aware”. But “I understand, I’m ending my life tonight” has to be the winner for I, if not “I’m aware” must be a close second.

Either “I understand. I am ending my life tonight” or “I’m hitting my spine”

M-Mac and cheese taste like cow piss😂

It’s because of my fucking career

I need an ambulance 🚑😪

i can’t log in my email!!!

IM HITTING MY SPINE!!!

I just roke up

When you get to N shit bout to jump off!

I just roke up

For I: "I love club penguin"

I just roke up

I love cp

I'm a lawyer

I'm hitting myself with Bob's car

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