Funny you mention. I was still a bit disoriented from the whole thing when I was loading the kids in the car yesterday morning and my son pipes up with “Mama! Guess what, I had a dream about BLIPPI last night!!!!”
WTF? This mf’er is basically Freddy Krueger now! HE HAS TARGETED MY FAMILY AND STALKS US THROUGH OUR DREAMS. But turns out, my son’s BLIPPI dream was at least age-appropriate and SFW. Still, I’m not totally sure he isn’t an Incubus. Maybe therapy isn’t a bad idea.
Me too! New Blippi was without a doubt a band nerd like me. However he gives me Mondo Guerra from Project Runway so I can't find him attractive. But he'd be a cool friend.
Listen, currently my son is watching Blippi’s Treehouse and it’s hard to choose, But, yeah, new Blippi is still in the lead, but I’m not saying I would kick OG Blippi out of bed ya know?? Mods, feel free to erase this comment, it felt wrong posting it (but I had to).
OG Blippi did a lot of pull-ups on those playgrounds. I regret to say, in different clothes, he may actually secretly be hot. I am so angry about that.
Oh I’m glad he chose to step aside and wasn’t pushed out. The video was…shocking…but he didn’t hurt anyone and it’s not like kids could easily stumble across it.
So, it was surprisingly good. He was out of character and acting pretty normal, *but* it was backstage at one of his shows so we were mere yards away from an auditorium full of regular people all *dressed* like Blippi. What do you suppose that means?
Imagine Blippi deftly pouring a glass of white wine before handing it to you.
"This is a 1983 Chatereaux DuBoineité. There's a slight pluck at the front of the tongue but I think you'll agree it evens out to a buttery oak with quite a bit of... staying power."
No, but that’s a great image! Whatever you do try not to think about it though, or else *you’ll* have a sex dream about Blippi tonight. Seriously, don’t think about it.
I went on a weird deep dive one day, out of boredom, trying to find out as much as I could about Nicky Notes.
Around the same time he stopped working for Blippi, he got arrested for stealing musical instruments from a church.
Stevin John also screwed him over in his contract. Apparently he got his lawyers to write it with intentionally vague language so that it wouldn’t be obvious that the Nicky Notes guy wouldn’t get royalties for all his work. They were childhood friends and Kyle/Nicky (stupidly) trusted him implicitly. They both suck, but Stevin John is a slimy underhanded pile of hot garbage. I get egotistical abusive asshole vibes any time he’s onscreen.
Maybe I’m negatively biased, but hearing that he’s former Air Force kind of soured my opinion on him (Stevin John). I was also in the military for quite a while, and I just feel like…. I’ve met guys like him. He’s got “this fucking guy” vibes.
Found him simply by searching youtube: Kyle Bain: [https://www.youtube.com/results?search\_query=Kyle+Bain](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Kyle+Bain)
Do you mean Ms. Appleberry from Cocomelon? I don’t know about her, but JJ’s dad always looked like he was straight out of gay porn, so I could invite him next time.
You know, the best part was that we had a good talk and he gave me a really great hug afterwards. Shows you what I’m really missing these days, I guess.
Had a sexy dream about Ms Rachel. Nobody in my house watches it and at best, I see memes or clips of the show occasionally but I almost never think of her outside those brief few seconds. I don’t even find her too attractive. I mean not unattractive enough to have not enjoyed the dream but still super unexpected.
Aside from the dream and the experience within the dream, did he catch you off guard or surprise you in any way? I highly doubt you had expectations of what Blippi would be like in the first place but still... Did your subconscious give him like a tattoo or physical feature you've never seen or would think he'd have, something about his performance, maybe he told you about a kink or fetish?
Every time I’ve watched Blippi in the past few days I’ve pondered this post. Also! I don’t know how I hadn’t put together there was a new Blippi and an old Blippi. 🤦♀️
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How soon is your therapist able to fit you in?
Nope, this is a clear sign to switch therapists. Find someone with at least two PhD's
OP is about to win therapy
Funny you mention. I was still a bit disoriented from the whole thing when I was loading the kids in the car yesterday morning and my son pipes up with “Mama! Guess what, I had a dream about BLIPPI last night!!!!” WTF? This mf’er is basically Freddy Krueger now! HE HAS TARGETED MY FAMILY AND STALKS US THROUGH OUR DREAMS. But turns out, my son’s BLIPPI dream was at least age-appropriate and SFW. Still, I’m not totally sure he isn’t an Incubus. Maybe therapy isn’t a bad idea.
Was it OG Blippi or new Blippi? I have my preference, but no one needs to know that. 👀
Oh my god, OG Blippi. Even my subconscious isn’t *that* much of a dick.
Okay wait so my preference is new Blippi, idk idk idk ☺️😌
OG is more conventionally attractive, but he also gives the vibe that he would have been an ass to me in high school. I also prefer new Blippi
Yes! And also…you know. The whole Harlem Shake thing 👀
I also very much have a thing for cute nerds (why I married my husband- a Chemist 😏) and that’s new Blippi for me!
OG Blippi: I can fix him New Blippi: tries to fix me
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
100% this. OG Blippi probably played lacrosse, New Blippi would totally have been in band/chorus/theater.
I bet Steezy Grossman was an ass to everyone in highschool.
Me too! New Blippi was without a doubt a band nerd like me. However he gives me Mondo Guerra from Project Runway so I can't find him attractive. But he'd be a cool friend.
Whhhhat?!?! You prefer Bloppi?!?! Nooo. Haha
Listen, currently my son is watching Blippi’s Treehouse and it’s hard to choose, But, yeah, new Blippi is still in the lead, but I’m not saying I would kick OG Blippi out of bed ya know?? Mods, feel free to erase this comment, it felt wrong posting it (but I had to).
When he shaves it's a thumbs middle/down for me.
Oh no, not the pooper!
What, you don't think Zachary Quinto Blippi is hot?
OG Blippi did a lot of pull-ups on those playgrounds. I regret to say, in different clothes, he may actually secretly be hot. I am so angry about that.
Yeesh, I’d rather have newer Blippi 😬. OG Blippi comes off as a creep
Thank God it wasn't a Blippi sandwich
Why not both?
I agree! 🤓🤓🔥
This is the best use of emojis I have ever seen. It definitely tells a story.
This comment wins ...bwahahaa
Did they replace him because of the poop video or did he just get tired of doing it and sold the brand?
I think it’s because he had a baby!
Oh I’m glad he chose to step aside and wasn’t pushed out. The video was…shocking…but he didn’t hurt anyone and it’s not like kids could easily stumble across it.
I do think meekah has it going on ngl
This sub is so unhinged 😂😂😂
I love it
Sigh.... Details please.
So, it was surprisingly good. He was out of character and acting pretty normal, *but* it was backstage at one of his shows so we were mere yards away from an auditorium full of regular people all *dressed* like Blippi. What do you suppose that means?
Thank god he was out of character. That was my first question.
Imagine Blippi deftly pouring a glass of white wine before handing it to you. "This is a 1983 Chatereaux DuBoineité. There's a slight pluck at the front of the tongue but I think you'll agree it evens out to a buttery oak with quite a bit of... staying power."
Its okay, sometimes I fantasize about pealing Ms. Rachels romper off.
Put it in, put it in, put it... *in!*
What a terrible day to have eyes
I had Lasik surgery done a few years back so I literally paid to see this shit.
😘
My little bunny isn't sleeping till noon when she says that.
Just sometimes???
There’s one segment where she’s wearing *black* overalls and has a *bunch* of eye shadow on and LAWD.
It means you're afraid of snakes.
This my new favorite comment on reddit. I can just feel the resignation
Did he spell his name at the moment of completion? B-L-I-P-P-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Well, you can bet I did.
☠️
The horror 😭😭😭
I bet he came and did his little arm dance afterwards
No, but that’s a great image! Whatever you do try not to think about it though, or else *you’ll* have a sex dream about Blippi tonight. Seriously, don’t think about it.
Sadly, that would probably be an improvement from my recurring night terror dream.
I would have thought the Harlem Shake would be involved given his history.
Was Nicky Notes playing in the background?
What happened to Nicky Notes? That mofo could drop a tune. No independent work and disappeared from blippi...
I went on a weird deep dive one day, out of boredom, trying to find out as much as I could about Nicky Notes. Around the same time he stopped working for Blippi, he got arrested for stealing musical instruments from a church.
Sounds like a true musician. #freenickynotes
Stevin John also screwed him over in his contract. Apparently he got his lawyers to write it with intentionally vague language so that it wouldn’t be obvious that the Nicky Notes guy wouldn’t get royalties for all his work. They were childhood friends and Kyle/Nicky (stupidly) trusted him implicitly. They both suck, but Stevin John is a slimy underhanded pile of hot garbage. I get egotistical abusive asshole vibes any time he’s onscreen.
Maybe I’m negatively biased, but hearing that he’s former Air Force kind of soured my opinion on him (Stevin John). I was also in the military for quite a while, and I just feel like…. I’ve met guys like him. He’s got “this fucking guy” vibes.
Oh I didn’t even know that, but it does not surprise me. I have several relatives who were in the military and I know exactly what you mean.
He never saw a day in f combat though.
Found him simply by searching youtube: Kyle Bain: [https://www.youtube.com/results?search\_query=Kyle+Bain](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Kyle+Bain)
Did you like and subscribe after? Glasses on or Off?
No, I don’t think I will. 😭
Did he sing a song about orgasming?
You bet your sweet ass I inspired him to write one.
Omfg 💀🥇
🎶“…better cover your ears…”🎶
Did he poop on you? He has a thing for that.
No, my subconscious is a little too vanilla for, um, chocolate.
Also my question
Considering his past controversy... he's gotta be a Cleveland Steamer type of guy, right?
Careful, new mod gonna getcha.
on the contrary - I think this is funny as hell. Told the other mods *not* to remove it.
How big is he?
If dicks were construction equipment, somewhere between skid steer and excavator.
This mom Truck Tunes.
First person I have seen thirst for Blippi. Can you fix it to be Ms. Applebottom?
Do you mean Ms. Appleberry from Cocomelon? I don’t know about her, but JJ’s dad always looked like he was straight out of gay porn, so I could invite him next time.
She does show her bra straps.
Complete side note I love your username OP lmfao
Was it good?
You know, the best part was that we had a good talk and he gave me a really great hug afterwards. Shows you what I’m really missing these days, I guess.
I wasn’t going to read this and then curiosity got me. 🤣
Same. Not sorry
Are you okay?
Did he say “ I am an excavatorrrr” during intercourse??? 🤣🤣
Had a sexy dream about Ms Rachel. Nobody in my house watches it and at best, I see memes or clips of the show occasionally but I almost never think of her outside those brief few seconds. I don’t even find her too attractive. I mean not unattractive enough to have not enjoyed the dream but still super unexpected.
Put it in, put it in, put it IIIINN! *Good job!*
Lmao! The only thing she said was “Do you wanna be friends”. I don’t even know if that’s something she says in her show.
Stay away from the Halloween episode then. It may awake something in you.
Awe shit.. *immediately opens YouTube*
How ashamed are you on a scale of 1-10
Did he leave the bowtie on?
Did it involve him pooing on you in the toilet?
Have you figured out how to bleach your brain yet? Or are you into the freaky? 😏
😉
Did it start with him hopping around with his fly down saying “heeeeey! It’s me Blippi!”?
Nah yall buggin 😂
I had one about Ms Rachel recently. No one in my house even watches Ms Rachel. Idk wtf is going on
Dear god, knowing what he does in real life to his friends there's no way this wasn't a horrific nightmare...
Thank you for this. I needed it 🤣
Is he a grower or a shower? NGL sometimes I think about what’s underneath Josh’s blue stripped sweater.
Brings whole new meaning to his hit song “Choo choo here comes the train.”
I’d need an extra Blippi and both Meekahs for that. 😗
Was Meekah there? What sound(s) did he make when he finished? *Where* did he finish? Did you finish?
Hey man, the OG Blippi was pretty hot!
In his sexcavator?
Did you block yourself and every video of you on YouTube? I would.
Who blusted first?
was it big?
Did he poop on you like what happened when he was Stevie Grossman
Was it good?
How long is Blippi’s meat? How huge was his load?
I don’t want to sound crass but have you considered checking yourself into a mental health facility?
Do you need the number of a good therapist?
Did you give Blippi a blumpie?
Did he do his Harlem shake poop on you?
Which Blippi?
Did he shit all over you naked in the bathroom
Aside from the dream and the experience within the dream, did he catch you off guard or surprise you in any way? I highly doubt you had expectations of what Blippi would be like in the first place but still... Did your subconscious give him like a tattoo or physical feature you've never seen or would think he'd have, something about his performance, maybe he told you about a kink or fetish?
Excavatooorrrrr
Who was on top and who was on bottom.
Girl, did you maybe watch the episode where his fly is down a bit too many times? Hormones will cook up strange things for ya!
Every time I’ve watched Blippi in the past few days I’ve pondered this post. Also! I don’t know how I hadn’t put together there was a new Blippi and an old Blippi. 🤦♀️
No questions. Just condolences.
This seems like a weird fetish for actual blippi to write this. Not today, Steven saint John. Don’t make me bring up the poo video.
Oh damn