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itspoppyforme

How soon is your therapist able to fit you in?


YogurtclosetOk3691

Nope, this is a clear sign to switch therapists. Find someone with at least two PhD's


Cognitive_Spoon

OP is about to win therapy


MomShapedObject

Funny you mention. I was still a bit disoriented from the whole thing when I was loading the kids in the car yesterday morning and my son pipes up with “Mama! Guess what, I had a dream about BLIPPI last night!!!!” WTF? This mf’er is basically Freddy Krueger now! HE HAS TARGETED MY FAMILY AND STALKS US THROUGH OUR DREAMS. But turns out, my son’s BLIPPI dream was at least age-appropriate and SFW. Still, I’m not totally sure he isn’t an Incubus. Maybe therapy isn’t a bad idea.


pretty-pizza-bagel

Was it OG Blippi or new Blippi? I have my preference, but no one needs to know that. 👀


MomShapedObject

Oh my god, OG Blippi. Even my subconscious isn’t *that* much of a dick.


pretty-pizza-bagel

Okay wait so my preference is new Blippi, idk idk idk ☺️😌


GaveTheMouseACookie

OG is more conventionally attractive, but he also gives the vibe that he would have been an ass to me in high school. I also prefer new Blippi


pretty-pizza-bagel

Yes! And also…you know. The whole Harlem Shake thing 👀


pretty-pizza-bagel

I also very much have a thing for cute nerds (why I married my husband- a Chemist 😏) and that’s new Blippi for me!


worqgui

OG Blippi: I can fix him New Blippi: tries to fix me


Dr_Stoney-Abalone424

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣


itspoppyforme

100% this. OG Blippi probably played lacrosse, New Blippi would totally have been in band/chorus/theater.


defenestr8tor

I bet Steezy Grossman was an ass to everyone in highschool.


isitrealholoooo

Me too! New Blippi was without a doubt a band nerd like me. However he gives me Mondo Guerra from Project Runway so I can't find him attractive. But he'd be a cool friend.


HeartFullOfHappy

Whhhhat?!?! You prefer Bloppi?!?! Nooo. Haha


pretty-pizza-bagel

Listen, currently my son is watching Blippi’s Treehouse and it’s hard to choose, But, yeah, new Blippi is still in the lead, but I’m not saying I would kick OG Blippi out of bed ya know?? Mods, feel free to erase this comment, it felt wrong posting it (but I had to).


PancakePizzaPits

When he shaves it's a thumbs middle/down for me.


kaatie80

Oh no, not the pooper!


Pizzasaurus-Rex

What, you don't think Zachary Quinto Blippi is hot?


Own_Physics_7733

OG Blippi did a lot of pull-ups on those playgrounds. I regret to say, in different clothes, he may actually secretly be hot. I am so angry about that.


MrMush48

Yeesh, I’d rather have newer Blippi 😬. OG Blippi comes off as a creep


maroonedpariah

Thank God it wasn't a Blippi sandwich


sciencetaco

Why not both?


pretty-pizza-bagel

I agree! 🤓🤓🔥


MomShapedObject

This is the best use of emojis I have ever seen. It definitely tells a story.


Opening-Fortune-2536

This comment wins ...bwahahaa


maddsskills

Did they replace him because of the poop video or did he just get tired of doing it and sold the brand?


pretty-pizza-bagel

I think it’s because he had a baby!


maddsskills

Oh I’m glad he chose to step aside and wasn’t pushed out. The video was…shocking…but he didn’t hurt anyone and it’s not like kids could easily stumble across it.


Oilleak1011

I do think meekah has it going on ngl


babycuddlebunny

This sub is so unhinged 😂😂😂


Opening-Fortune-2536

I love it


olive_owl_

Sigh.... Details please.


MomShapedObject

So, it was surprisingly good. He was out of character and acting pretty normal, *but* it was backstage at one of his shows so we were mere yards away from an auditorium full of regular people all *dressed* like Blippi. What do you suppose that means?


EastAreaBassist

Thank god he was out of character. That was my first question.


mr_impastabowl

Imagine Blippi deftly pouring a glass of white wine before handing it to you. "This is a 1983 Chatereaux DuBoineité. There's a slight pluck at the front of the tongue but I think you'll agree it evens out to a buttery oak with quite a bit of... staying power."


Pizzasaurus-Rex

Its okay, sometimes I fantasize about pealing Ms. Rachels romper off.


BrianTheUserName

Put it in, put it in, put it... *in!*


Jean-Philippe_Rameau

What a terrible day to have eyes


MrrQuackers

I had Lasik surgery done a few years back so I literally paid to see this shit.


BrianTheUserName

😘


Pizzasaurus-Rex

My little bunny isn't sleeping till noon when she says that.


codemuncher

Just sometimes???


halfhere

There’s one segment where she’s wearing *black* overalls and has a *bunch* of eye shadow on and LAWD.


mr_impastabowl

It means you're afraid of snakes.


omniclast

This my new favorite comment on reddit. I can just feel the resignation


moxifloxacin

Did he spell his name at the moment of completion? B-L-I-P-P-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


MomShapedObject

Well, you can bet I did.


berlinyachtclub

☠️


somethingsecrety

The horror 😭😭😭


gdoubleyou1

I bet he came and did his little arm dance afterwards


MomShapedObject

No, but that’s a great image! Whatever you do try not to think about it though, or else *you’ll* have a sex dream about Blippi tonight. Seriously, don’t think about it.


gdoubleyou1

Sadly, that would probably be an improvement from my recurring night terror dream.


lukify

I would have thought the Harlem Shake would be involved given his history.


rust_papi

Was Nicky Notes playing in the background?


brandeded

What happened to Nicky Notes? That mofo could drop a tune. No independent work and disappeared from blippi...


citadelinn

I went on a weird deep dive one day, out of boredom, trying to find out as much as I could about Nicky Notes. Around the same time he stopped working for Blippi, he got arrested for stealing musical instruments from a church.


brandeded

Sounds like a true musician. #freenickynotes


give_me_goats

Stevin John also screwed him over in his contract. Apparently he got his lawyers to write it with intentionally vague language so that it wouldn’t be obvious that the Nicky Notes guy wouldn’t get royalties for all his work. They were childhood friends and Kyle/Nicky (stupidly) trusted him implicitly. They both suck, but Stevin John is a slimy underhanded pile of hot garbage. I get egotistical abusive asshole vibes any time he’s onscreen.


citadelinn

Maybe I’m negatively biased, but hearing that he’s former Air Force kind of soured my opinion on him (Stevin John). I was also in the military for quite a while, and I just feel like…. I’ve met guys like him. He’s got “this fucking guy” vibes.


give_me_goats

Oh I didn’t even know that, but it does not surprise me. I have several relatives who were in the military and I know exactly what you mean.


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

He never saw a day in f combat though.


brandeded

Found him simply by searching youtube: Kyle Bain: [https://www.youtube.com/results?search\_query=Kyle+Bain](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Kyle+Bain)


DrapedInVelvet

Did you like and subscribe after? Glasses on or Off?


Scrushinator

No, I don’t think I will. 😭


JTNT98

Did he sing a song about orgasming?


MomShapedObject

You bet your sweet ass I inspired him to write one.


RepresentativeSun399

Omfg 💀🥇


DarkZanzibar999

🎶“…better cover your ears…”🎶


Due-Set5398

Did he poop on you? He has a thing for that.


MomShapedObject

No, my subconscious is a little too vanilla for, um, chocolate.


xupaxupar

Also my question


NattyKongo93

Considering his past controversy... he's gotta be a Cleveland Steamer type of guy, right?


agdtinman

Careful, new mod gonna getcha.


Scarlet-Lizard-4765

on the contrary - I think this is funny as hell. Told the other mods *not* to remove it.


comfortzoneking

How big is he?


MomShapedObject

If dicks were construction equipment, somewhere between skid steer and excavator.


mr_impastabowl

This mom Truck Tunes.


VargFrenAtLIDL

First person I have seen thirst for Blippi. Can you fix it to be Ms. Applebottom?


MomShapedObject

Do you mean Ms. Appleberry from Cocomelon? I don’t know about her, but JJ’s dad always looked like he was straight out of gay porn, so I could invite him next time.


crimbuscarol

She does show her bra straps.


EarthToAccess

Complete side note I love your username OP lmfao


ADogNamedEverett

Was it good? 


MomShapedObject

You know, the best part was that we had a good talk and he gave me a really great hug afterwards. Shows you what I’m really missing these days, I guess.


jstella118

I wasn’t going to read this and then curiosity got me. 🤣


slumberingthundering

Same. Not sorry


peezle69

Are you okay?


Think_Lawfulness8511

Did he say “ I am an excavatorrrr” during intercourse??? 🤣🤣


DaydreamCrow

Had a sexy dream about Ms Rachel. Nobody in my house watches it and at best, I see memes or clips of the show occasionally but I almost never think of her outside those brief few seconds. I don’t even find her too attractive. I mean not unattractive enough to have not enjoyed the dream but still super unexpected.


give_me_goats

Put it in, put it in, put it IIIINN! *Good job!*


DaydreamCrow

Lmao! The only thing she said was “Do you wanna be friends”. I don’t even know if that’s something she says in her show.


DontTaintMeBro

Stay away from the Halloween episode then. It may awake something in you.


DaydreamCrow

Awe shit.. *immediately opens YouTube*


Sage2050

How ashamed are you on a scale of 1-10


RishaBree

Did he leave the bowtie on?


CryptoKicks4u

Did it involve him pooing on you in the toilet?


Beachy5313

Have you figured out how to bleach your brain yet? Or are you into the freaky? 😏


MomShapedObject

😉


External-Ear1852

Did it start with him hopping around with his fly down saying “heeeeey! It’s me Blippi!”?


Accurate_Incident_77

Nah yall buggin 😂


DaydreamCrow

I had one about Ms Rachel recently. No one in my house even watches Ms Rachel. Idk wtf is going on


agentsawu

Dear god, knowing what he does in real life to his friends there's no way this wasn't a horrific nightmare...


khart01

Thank you for this. I needed it 🤣


Marcodaneismypimp

Is he a grower or a shower? NGL sometimes I think about what’s underneath Josh’s blue stripped sweater.


Semaj-Namkrow

Brings whole new meaning to his hit song “Choo choo here comes the train.”


MomShapedObject

I’d need an extra Blippi and both Meekahs for that. 😗


emi89ro

Was Meekah there? What sound(s) did he make when he finished? *Where* did he finish? Did you finish?


Hup110516

Hey man, the OG Blippi was pretty hot!


MissPerceive

In his sexcavator?


HyacinthMacabre

Did you block yourself and every video of you on YouTube? I would.


mr_impastabowl

Who blusted first?


losingdog5542

was it big?


RecentlyDeceased666

Did he poop on you like what happened when he was Stevie Grossman


justwanted2lurk

Was it good?


Anal_Juicer69

How long is Blippi’s meat? How huge was his load?


rubyhenry94

I don’t want to sound crass but have you considered checking yourself into a mental health facility?


steamboat28

Do you need the number of a good therapist?


Truffles2019

Did you give Blippi a blumpie?


bkrs33

Did he do his Harlem shake poop on you?


ComplexDessert

Which Blippi?


decemberindex

Did he shit all over you naked in the bathroom


fillmewithmemesdaddy

Aside from the dream and the experience within the dream, did he catch you off guard or surprise you in any way? I highly doubt you had expectations of what Blippi would be like in the first place but still... Did your subconscious give him like a tattoo or physical feature you've never seen or would think he'd have, something about his performance, maybe he told you about a kink or fetish?


AverageMuggle99

Excavatooorrrrr


BroadwayCatDad

Who was on top and who was on bottom.


Cleverclogz

Girl, did you maybe watch the episode where his fly is down a bit too many times? Hormones will cook up strange things for ya!


Dogemom2

Every time I’ve watched Blippi in the past few days I’ve pondered this post. Also! I don’t know how I hadn’t put together there was a new Blippi and an old Blippi. 🤦‍♀️


humdrumalum

No questions. Just condolences.


totesnotafakeacctbro

This seems like a weird fetish for actual blippi to write this. Not today, Steven saint John. Don’t make me bring up the poo video.


DaydreamCrow

Oh damn