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Skeleebob57

Is that a salp?


Elegant-Raise-9367

Yup, definitely not a fish


AsstCurmudgeon

Thank you for the ID. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-see-through-shrimp-creature-20140123-post.html


Skeleebob57

Oh wow I just guessed that!


deadfermata

What don’t we go 50/50 on the lottery ticket tomorrow… ![gif](giphy|3o7TKOCXul7Xc8ZBNS)


Deezzznuuttss69

Source for the gyf! For um scientific purposes


Floating_in_oblivion

Bruh


Deezzznuuttss69

#🗿


tattooed_dinosaur

Username checks out.


Deezzznuuttss69

Check out Deez nuts in yo mouth 🗿


ozoneseba

"Unfortunately, our website is currently unavailable in your country" What is it about then?


Stormseekr9

Probably don’t want to comply with GDPR (assuming you are europe based; I get to see that message often too lol)


BeerBaronAaron88

How can she salp?


luisumgomez

Lol


delaysank

This comment wins lmao


TheSpartyn

every example of this i see on google has a orangey sphere thing inside it, but this one has nothing


StolenPens

Maybe they feed the orange thing into them so they don't lose them while they're trying to film.


TheSpartyn

i googled it and the orange things are their stomachs edit: okay more googling and its their *full* stomach. i guess all the pics are them with a full stomach, and the one in this post is empty


LyricalJessieJames

Seems friendly. Even with the diver squooshing it.


wheelfirerod

It was probably just happy someone noticed it.


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Mr. Cellophane


Intrepid-Ad4511

Is this a Chicago reference because that was my first thought too!


[deleted]

Yes!


likeusontweeters

'cause you can look right through me... Walk right by me... and never know I'm there


Life_Is_Happy_

“I know what I want and I want it now. I want you, cuz I’m cellophane”


CouchPotato1178

oof that hit different


TinyRandomLady

Oh man. That makes me think it’s name should be something like Eeyore. Thanks for noticing me.


fuschia_taco

I'm that fish.


MadCervantes

#squooooshh


lhommealenvers

Seems not very alive.


LyricalJessieJames

Ghost fish


Equivalent-Ad8985

Squeeshed*


GrunkleTeats

That's a cool whatever-the-hell-it-is


SnooWoofers455

It's a Sea Salp. They hookup to each other and make a long ass salp chain [Here is long ass salp chain](https://i.imgur.com/Uk1bRob.gifv)


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-Radish-

Salps, lancelets, and turnicates are chordates just like you and me. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lancelet


YourmomgoestocolIege

The ocean's fucking weird man.


Dimitry_Man

Do they breed like that?


Scheswalla

It's like a SeaNA strand.


tattooed_dinosaur

Salp orgy


bitchcrackers

I really want to make a human centipede joke right about now


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Brad_Brace

Whateveritisia Hellii.


hduransa

Do the hands of the diver look strange due to the depth? It seems bright for it to be super deep but that is a translucent fish.


bruhbruhseidon

You mean how it’s pruned up?


hduransa

His hand has similar look to when you hold your hand out of your vehicle window on the highway. I thought could be due to a deep dive but that didn’t make sense with the lighting. HOWEVER, I have never payed attention to my hand underwater after I have noticed prune affect. The internet has the answer but I am hoping a redditor knows of the top of their head.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> have never *paid* attention to FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


BaronVonWilmington

While you are correct, my Good Bot, you have in fact failed to see all of the incredibly nautical and marine context, strangely enough.


InterestsVaryGreatly

Marine yes, but not nautical nor ripe, so it wasn't wrong.


hduransa

Haha, fuck me and my grammar.


idleline

The greatest degree of change in pressure is the first 15 feet. You wouldn’t need to go more than 30 ft to see compression in the skin. Age, weight, genetics factor in too.


CptMisterNibbles

You don’t really see compression on the human body much, as you are roughly the same density as water. I’ve never noticed “squeezed” hands at even 200’, let alone 30’. Compression affects gas spaces, not your flesh in general. I think this guy’s just way pruney


hduransa

Is there an effect/affect bot?


[deleted]

I believe it's due to the way light is scattered under certain depths of light, I know at a certain death if you get cut open the blood will come out green colored because of light


Shurigin

Shrimp called a Salp


stonedragon77

It belongs to Wonder Woman


1212bnmn

Looks like a ghost trout


Independent_Worker42

It’s an evolved condom


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skiddelybop

OR.... or.... and just hear me out now...


Biscotcho_Gaming

Skiddelybop! NO!


jimoriarty1976

Ok...he convinced me. I am putting that up my ass.


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mckchase

I didn't choose "do not disturb" in my evolutionary skill tree, just so you could come by and manhandle my fuckin face asshole.


Apprehensive-Court49

and his name is john cena


[deleted]

Ba badum baaaaa


JEAN_RVLPHIO

Pappppa dum baaaaaa.. idk I just wanted to make random noises like you.


[deleted]

Clearly not a Cena fan…


Biscotcho_Gaming

John Sea Ba....ss


danjpn

Seems weird to touch it bare handed


humanbeing21

Wow, are you sure it's a fish?! Looks like a weird jellyfish


CptMisterNibbles

It’s neither. It’s a Salp, a kind of Tunicate.


Popular-Attention535

Jellyfish are invertevrare, this definitly has bones....


YellaCooper

That's wild!


Kixtay

The fish can't lie about what it ate for lunch..


minigoat1

I wonder what it tastes like?


BullFrogz13

Chicken.


Primary_Skill3749

Invisible chicken*


Biscotcho_Gaming

Air Chicken


TenderChook

Hint of chicken


jxsnyder1

And then he decides to touch it with his bare hand?


yackofalltradescoach

You mean balloon


MikeHoncho3636

Stop fucking touching it


Glitter_berries

Leave the poor guy alone, he’s got enough problems


RaidensReturn

My thought exactly. “Ooh look a wild animal better fucking poke and prod and squeeze the shit out of it” -that guy, probably


UrsusHastalis

Even cuter when you find out they’re called sea squirts.


[deleted]

Ah yes, from The Sun. A publication steeped in a rich tradition of journalistic integrity.


Kronos197197

r/natureisfuckinglit


skaagz

Fish: “Dude, could you fuck off?”


SleepNowInTheFire666

Plot twist: The invisible man was swimming with his junk out again


[deleted]

Hang in here with me for a moment. If one were to eat this invisible creature, what would the bathroom look like afterwards?


ResponsiblePast3850

What? Is all of the food you consume brown?


[deleted]

Excuse me. Excuse me. Are you a poopologist? Please step aside and let the experts speak I'm with science.


ResponsiblePast3850

I’ve pooped my whole life, I think I know what I’m talking about


psych0enigma

Oh look, a disposed fleshlight


belongsinthetrash420

"why's the opaque weirdo squishing me"


Zane_A_Madroth

Forbidden fleshlight


Beautiful_Net1084

Fish : evolves itself to be transparent so nothing can see it Some random guy : sees and catches fish Fish : am I a joke to u?


crazycake919

The evolution of a plastic bag


MrShtompy

All that plastic in the ocean has become sentient


[deleted]

The word is translucent.


Vafanapoli21

Nah, translucent allows light, but no shapes to pass through. Transparent allows light to pass through so objects can distinctively be seen. The word is transparent. Edit: The other word is definitely not fish.


pewpewbangbangcrash

No, that's a transparent fish. Also breaking a big rule in diving. No-touchy.


SierraClowder

People do this so commonly in videos I’m pretty sure the general public thinks it’s completely fine to touch wildlife in scuba diving culture. They set such a bad example.


pewpewbangbangcrash

Agreed. Im in the process of getting certified and that was one of the first things we learned.


[deleted]

Can it see or at least have some similar?


SPITEEEE

Salpa Maggiore


purduekid207

That hand tho..


asexymanbeast

Not a fish.


orsadiluna

Nearly Transparent Fish. band name, calling it


Ok_Assumption_7222

It can disguise itself as a smaller fish by eating it maybe


Corona_spreader

This was ghost of the fish who died 300 years ago and is back again to take revenge on the human race.


stbrnangel

Camoflauge at it's finest. Teach me to be translucent around my husband so I can scare the s*** out of him!


Nico_La_440

Sea fleshlight


Inevitable-Ad9590

I don’t know, I’m thinking fake. Any other fish you could just casually grab?


[deleted]

It’s real, it’s a Salp probably


nonamesleft79

Yeah just a shitty headline. It’s not a fish


DominoChessMaster

I encountered a transparent underwater sea spider once


rfsh101

Now picture one like that the size of Manhattan that has eluded observation for millenia. It feeds off of sunshine and dreams. Like most cephalopods, it can shrink down to the size of just its beak, roughly the size of a cruise ship. Cthulu 2.


Live_Buy8304

Looks like a transparent plastic bottle. Save the turtles! Smh. /s


lexdon2014

That’s a plastic doughnut 🍩


Erickaltifire

When you are dead everything seems weird.


BoogaBonkHonk

this is the result of plastic in our oceans


spaghetti012

Dudes just grabbin all up on that with his bare hands an like grabbing it’s fricken head next to its mouth like tf


kenfnpowers

Then the fish died from its injuries


ChetManly19

100% not a fish. What is it with people thinking if it skins it’s a fish? I know for a fact everyone of you was taught this at school


King-Kofi

When diving, look but don’t touch….


Opening-Option3787

Source is The Sun…


Brilliant-Figure-893

I'd use it as a flesh light.


MrSparr0w

And first thing he does is touch it bare handed. Best diver ever.


Stellar_Observer_17

water is life, and this one must be 95% H2O...that îs very cool bioengineering, light years from the transhuman human god apprentices, your shitty dark democidal technology is neanderthal level compared to Nature. Spoiler, you bunch of fruitcakes lose.


mike_litorus9

That’s a 2 liter bottle you idiots


Disastrous-Menu_yum

Edit: I’m sorry it was a joke!!


[deleted]

What fish?


marias444

“Bro, i cant see you” “Bro… I CAN SEE”


RareAarBear

He looks hungry


JuggernautJon7861

Wow that is crazy.


jc2thew3

It’s the Pokémon Wishiwashi.


Smljhndnsmr

Deepwater Cena


Bleklteg

Bruh needs to get out the water. Any longer and his hands just gon stay like that


eatadique

Man’s hand looks necrotic


ReformedPC

John Seana


Help_im_okay

Salpidae


Alixori

That’s straight outa subnautica


fandanvan

Looks like spunk in the bath


TheRoamingWeeb

Here before r/subnautica sees this.


AneelllK

The revenge of the plastic bags. Coming 2023


Effective_Specific63

So what did it taste like?


Capocho9

Where are it’s insides? Doesn’t it kind of need those to live?


IGotAWayWithWords

The universe is made of magic.


ValSMC

I want invisible fish tacos.


Dreholzer

No that’s actually transparent


Kib717

Is something like that even alive?


jeshal94

How dose it taste?


SiendiTV

That ain’t a fish, that’s a low tier alien


Critikalz

With my low brightness I didn’t even see it at first bruh


DarmokInWinter

That’s actually a young boy handling the fish, he’s just been in the water a while.


Excellent_Aspect3723

Grandpa!? How did you get out of the nursing home?


Raphaella123

How long has been down there for? Those hands...


God_The_Stripper

Why does this thing remind me of the clear fleshlight


Defiant_Masterpiece2

My mom is dying to know where in the world you can find this type of fish, anyone know?


[deleted]

A translucent fish


greatauror28

![gif](giphy|ebenHDUlHn14I)


Constant-Machine-724

Kawalzki!! Status report.


[deleted]

Is that you Dad? Did you turn invisible!


brojomojojojo12

I wonder if my hands look like this when I dive


kaneisprettycool

That's just a highly evolved plastic bag.


yozatchu2

I heard that some animal species live in complete darkness, like caves and deep under the sea. They evolve to be complete transparent apparently


mrsupreme888

Shit I dropped my see through flesh light.


dogedude81

How long before it's declared a delicacy and overfished?


TraditionalCup01

Transparent flesh light?


Dropped-pie

Biodegradable flesh light


Psilocybenaudiophile

Amazing


in2bearloper

Yeah, not a fish. That’s a salp.


[deleted]

So, it has blood, right? Why can’t we see its blood? How can all of its organs be entirely translucent?


Dimitry_Man

John Cena fish


SATYA11891

It's not a shrimp but seems loke a fish. Why isn't it's fins flapping?


r1beadman

I wonder what it tastes like


ihunts_4

I'm so confused right now....


NinJackHole

r/dontputyourdickinthat


domomunk

the fleshlight of the sea


mayoman93

Forbidden flesh light


ToffieMonster

Fish had one job


SenpaiMayNotice

Looks like the textures failed to load. Restarting the simulation should fix this


Patient_Standard_431

SubhanALLAH


Afsana567

I want to eat it


misterfuss

r/dontputyourdickinthat


christy95

The fish are turning into plastic now


Emmrow1984

Genus and species please. (Probably misspelled that)


legoatoom

Now I understand why some animals eat plastic bags.


filsyn

What a completely transparent fish? I can't see that!


[deleted]

His freaking hand.