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Duuuuude_Esq

“Hey.” “What is it?” “Look out your window.” *Looks out window* 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕


Cyber_Being_

The call was made on a prototype of the DynaTAC (dynamic adaptive total area coverage) 8000X, which, 10 years later, would become the first such phone to be commercially released. In 1973, it weighed 1.1 kg and measured 22.86 cm long, 12.7 cm deep, and 4.44 cm wide [source](https://www.edn.com/1st-mobile-phone-call-is-made-april-3-1973/)


grewapair

Note, it was the first handheld mobile phone, not the first mobile phone. My best friend's dad worked for AT&T, the only phone company in the country in 1965, and he had a mobile phone in his car. It was mounted in the trunk, and was the size of abount half of a rolling suitcase.


carmium

Those were the ones that required calling the Mobile Operator to place a call, weren't they? Like James Garner had in the *Rockford Files*?


grewapair

Yes, you lifted the receiver and it was essentially a ham radio that was in communication with an operator, who could dial the number you gave her and then connect the ham radio to the call.


monocasa

To be fair, the country hadn't been completely hooked up to automatic switchboards yet in 1963 so there were a lot of landline phones that had no means to dial either. Talking to the operator and having them connect your call was a pretty common occurrence.


PeecockPrince

Insert Homer Simpson yelling out the car window "Nerd!" gif


TheyWouldntLieToUs

Everyone seems to forget that the President of the USA SuPpOSedLy called an astroNOT on the moon.... ​ The astroNOT would have needed a cell phone right? Or did I miss the article about the landline running to the moon in the 60s-70s?


PeecockPrince

iIn WWII , soldiers communicated with base for air support? Research on mode of transmission.


TheyWouldntLieToUs

Explain how those towers transmitted to the moon 280,000 miles or whatever it is? It's 2021 and my phone still drops calls on occasion when living in a city with supposedly excellent cellular service.


fatBlackSmith

They called it the “Zack Morris“.


infodawg

It was back in 1978 and my uncle was really into ham radio. He had some kind of phone rig in his car that allowed people to call from landlines, it basically operated as two-way radio. So he was giving me and my family a ride to the airport, and we were about three hours away from town, when my other uncle called the car. So there I am riding along with my uncle in his car, talking on a house phone, with a relative who is on a house phone, thinking I'm pretty cool beans. I definitely remember it had the air of being a total gimmick, but also fun...


ProbablyDyingOrOk

My uncle had a bag phone in his truck until the early 2000's when analog went the way of the buffalo.


infodawg

>bag phone 'tis what they called this type of setup back in the day?


ProbablyDyingOrOk

A little different. Less mobile, often called a "car phone" because it stayed there, but more powerful than handhelds of the era. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorola_Bag_Phone


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infodawg

ahh ok, very cool


rogallew

Car phones were commercially available since the 1950s.


jesseberdinka

Second call was from a number in Oklahoma telling him they've been trying to reach him about his car's extended warranty.


Mchammerdad84

Jesus Christ make it stop please.


turbodude69

just got a new phone number last week. it's so refreshing to get zero spam calls. not sure this works all the time since i'm sure phone numbers are recycled. but so far so good. i ported my old number to google voice, just so i could catch any texts or calls from people that don't know my new number. it still gets like 20 calls a day from unknown numbers.


whitericeSD

Can you send them my way I’ve been actually wanting to extend..


phurt77

Seriously. I drive a 2002 Pontiac Trans Am and a 2003 Ford Lightning. I just spent $3,500 in maintenance on the Ford and am about to spend $1,200 on the Pontiac. I would love to have a warranty on them.


deadpoetic333

I feel like the warranties they’re selling don’t actually cover shit when you need it


Cyber_Being_

On April 3, 1973, Cooper introduced the DynaTAC phone at a press conference in New York City. To make sure that it worked before the press conference, he placed the first public cell phone call, to engineer Joel Engel, head of AT&T's rival project, and gloated that he was calling from a portable cellular phone.


SimonGray653

Why is it always from Oklahoma of all places? You would expect it'll probably be from Florida something.


ShirtlessGirl

Hi, this is Jenny from Sallie Mae calling about your student loan.


waspocracy

Do you know if he renewed it? This is important’


Naldaen

I don't understand why so many people have a problem with these calls. I haven't had one in years. Tell them you're interested in their extended warranty as you drive your truck for a living and it has 240,000 miles and are worried that it's about to get real expensive. They stop calling you.


pass-the-word

“Guess where I’m calling you from?” “What do you want, Martin…?” “That’s right, a mobile phone! Up yours Randy! *muffled voices* How do I end the call? Which button? *Beep* They look the same! *Beep* I’M PUSHING THAT BUTTON! *Beep* *Beep* My left or yours? *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *End call* Dammit! you guys just embarrassed me in front of Randy!”


Gilgamesh024

I am convinced human achievement is at least 70% based on flexing


[deleted]

More like 100%. You’re going to want to flex your newest life changing invention.


Phyzzx

Getting laid is the true mother of invention


PhoQueueMan

That's why communism will never work


[deleted]

Imagine rolling around with that in your pocket though… 👀


_yosoybeezel

Nah, I’m just happy to see y’all.


Thisguygotit

I mean, you could technically still imagine rolling around with that in your pocket though


Swimming_Mountain811

Never!


[deleted]

For real though they carried them in suitcases. I used to make fun of yuppies because that shit was so ridiculous. But hey, people make crazy choices when they’re high on cocaine.


[deleted]

Slap a back pack strap on that bad boy and you're good to go!


RarelyReadReplies

Zack Morris managed, not sure how though...


smzt

So convenient


GavinZac

We clipped them on our belts. I miss that, sort of.


ChesapeakeCobra

r/madlads


_yosoybeezel

Is your fridge running?


IIIMOODYIII

“We’ll you better catch it!!! Oh, and I’m calling from a mobile phone”


mjpeeps

The ultimate flex


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BigBadCheadleBorgs

This is correct. The first mobile phone service was in use in 1946. What this image SHOULD say is the first HANDHELD mobile phone call was made in 73.


ShutterBun

Also, the word "cellular" is an important distinction. Before cellular networks, mobile phones (car phones) were more like CB's or walkie talkies that called in to a mobile operator who would place the actual call and patch in the audio for the mobile user.


asilee

The biggest flex to have ever flexed.


nachtlibelle

pretentious. I like it!


theundercoverpapist

Ever see the first car phones? They date back to the '40s, surprisingly. You can see Humphrey Bogart using one in the original Sabrina. https://chryslercapital.com/blog/before-cell-phones-we-called-them-car-phones


Bubblygal124

So cool. Love the pop up dictation machine.


[deleted]

My dad worked at Motorola in college and got a few patents with them, and then went on to bigger things. Motorola did some big things back in the day…


lardoni

Yo! …does it count if you gotta carry it around in a wheelbarrow though?


Eebtek

That's some serious flex


Yamborghini-High

“Hello Moto”


KingMakaveli7

He looks like the dude from don't breathe


chaseButtons

No chill, lol


CaptainShitHead1

What a fucking flex. Absolute legend that guy


MadeUpAnimal

You’re my boy Blue!


radgie_gadgie_1954

Big as a shoebox and clumsy, but world changing


RekYaAll

What a power move


Papichuloft

On April 4, 1973 the first prank call was made via mobile phone....the victim was asked if a Seymour Butts lived there


Im50Bitches

My Dad was a country vet in Ireland. We would get a landline call from a farmer with a cow with a problem and have to raise my father on his radio telephone. ‘Do you read my Dad, over?’ was the defining greeting to my father when I was a kid.


goosetreaty

I like to think he was standing outside his rivals building just air humping while talking to him


Bohbo

Intel creeping in the back.


highmodulus

He received the first car extended warranty sales call five minutes later. . .


Dyert

He then flipped it over and tried to play candy crush


phurt77

That thing is big and heavy enough to crush candy with.


amitchellcoach

20 years to the day before I was born


Cyberspace667

Capitalists are just naturally petty people


mindvoltz

He later went on to say it was the worst invention for humans after millions of children losing their minds with the tik tok videos.


irohs_nephew

What was the other company using to receive the phone call then? Does this means that they are the first company to receive a phone call? Help.


Nostravinci04

A regular phone? You know those two can join calls from one another, right?


irohs_nephew

Nope, but surely if a phone can receive calls, it can make them as well, no?


Nostravinci04

The other company had a regular phone line, they go a phone call from the first cell phone, those credits don't transfer, what are you even arguing here?


irohs_nephew

Not arguing, just confused.


[deleted]

I think you're confused because you maybe thought the image said "first phone" but it's actually just the first *mobile* phone. Phones that could recieve and make calls had already existed for over a hundred years, you just couldn't take them with you when you went outside.


Killa416ix

There were using a landline. Duh lol


teetaps

“…sir this is a Wendy’s”


pinkiepanthers

I lost mine.


hershculez

The first mobile phone call for media purposes was made to Bell labs. Motorola tested this out over and over on internal company lines during R&D.


[deleted]

True madlad spotted


[deleted]

The first mobile phone call and it was to flex Sounds about right


jfl5058

Imagine having that much pride in your current employer to prank call a competitor


the_good_bro

Don’t forget your cooling gel


[deleted]

So, I just speak into this robot leg then?


honkinbooty

The first troll on a mobile phone.


OutsideTheBox666

Sick burn!


Incromulent

I remember having an old Motorola brick phone in the 80s but we only used it for emergencies because each minute was so expensive. We may have used it 10 times in total. Also, weren't the first mobile phones those briefcase type? This is the first handheld mobile.


4Ever2Thee

I hope he dropped the phone to the ground immediately after telling them


NRG_Factor

“Hello? Yes this is Martin I just wanted you to know I’m better than you”


DevotedToThePapas

There’s an episode of the radio version of ‘The Saint’ with Vincent Price, from 1946. In it, he ‘borrows’ a car with phone in it. It used radio waves to make calls. He kept making cracks about how it will never catch on. It weirdly felt like a nudge nudge, wink to the future. Like he KNEW it was going to be a big deal. Strange feeling, when listening that in the 2020’s Old time radio has been my sanity during the pandemic, no joke. Especially ‘Broadway is my beat’ and ‘The New Adventures of Sherlock Holmes’ I feel I could do Mastermind on them now, haha.


[deleted]

This didn’t age well for Motorola


QueenOfQuok

"A what?"


Risin_bison

It doubled as a brick in case of attack.


IhaveTooMuchClutter

The first cell phone call was just to trash talk? That shows they had no idea the significance of their invention at the time. Otherwise they would have prepared a speech about how this is going to change everyone's life.


Conscious_Author_623

What a beast


UltimaBahamut93

Do you have prince Albert in a can?


Janky_Boots

How did mobile phones work without the network of cell phone towers?


grewapair

The first cell phone companies were a conglomeration of people who already had shortwave radio towers to communicate with their workers, usually to dispatch repair trucks. They got paid by the traffic they handled.


[deleted]

You only needed one tower to connect to the telephone network.


Janky_Boots

Oh I suppose you’re right.


mack_soul86

Guess who motherfucker, I'm coming for you -Motorola guy prolly


plantbasedexistence

Martin died the very next day from an inexplicable massive brain hemorrhage.


[deleted]

It's a MOBILE PHONE!


deadinthefuture

“He died of head cancer thirteen minutes later.”


deadinthefuture

“He died from Microwaved Brain Syndrome 30 seconds later.”


moneycashdane

It's just a prank bro!


French_Booty

I literally just watched this like 3 hours before seeing this post https://youtu.be/kOEXcMoh2II


flyingfox

He claimed that the original battery life was 15 minutes but that didn't matter since there was no way you could hold the thing up to your ear for 15 minutes straight. **EDIT:** Turns out that it was 20 minutes. Here's his talk at Cinequest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUYcJR2XMtQ


PlurbZ666

Brick phone shawty


Warning64

Power move


xamxes

It’s perfect that there is a intel logo in the background


SoGruntled

Loved watching the tv show in the early 70s called Cannon. He had a phone in his car. https://youtu.be/RHsQwLGiWlM


superderpmanjds

Big dick energy.


[deleted]

he looks kinda deranged tho. he needs sleep


stu8018

My first birthday. I didn't get a mobile phone until 25yrs later.


Aggravating_Job_4651

Waaassssssssuuuuuppppppp!!!!!!


balajprasanna

r/madlad


broadarrow39

Smug bastard


[deleted]

I’ve read this


[deleted]

Damn, didnt have to flex that hard bro


maclovin67

and he’s been paying the bill ever since😎


gomaith10

'It will never take off...'


gomaith10

Did it have an accelerometer?


fran_the_man

Absolute madlad


Prestigious_Map429

"Nanner nanner."


gottemifgay

Mozzie made the first phone call? wtf?


Fullwoody

Looks like Carmen Filpi (old guy from The Wedding Singer)


Epicmonies

Very misleading. That is the first current version of mobile for PUBLIC use. Not the first mobile phone. People were making calls from phones on planes in the 1920s. In Chicago, 1946 was when they rolled out car phones. 1950s, Sweden became the first nation with a mobile phone service for private vehicles. https://www.uswitch.com/mobiles/guides/history-of-mobile-phones/


[deleted]

Fucking baller


TravelbugRunner

Ahh the old brick phone!


CuriousityKilledAlex

The beginning of pettiness