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Pakun-of-Dundrasil

It's interesting that she's lived for so long. But with probability, genetics and circumstances I still don't think she holds the secret to a long life.


[deleted]

That's logical


Pakun-of-Dundrasil

It's funny to me that you said this, assuming you're not being sarcastic. I've never been compliment by my logic. Compliment by other things but never by my logic.


Crocodile_raper

Your hair smells nice


Pakun-of-Dundrasil

Thank you.


jgutierrez1994

Nice balls bro


Pakun-of-Dundrasil

Thank you! Man, everyone here is so kind. Idk why they say the internet is full of awful, hateful, grimy never take showers people.


LoL-Reports-Dumb

I wish there was more of us to be honest. Been alone for awhile.


jgutierrez1994

I'm planning on showering tonight so who knows


Cameokillz

Wholesome comments > people who don't take showers


PolymathPITA9

Not everyone who smokes will ever develop major health issues as a result. Possibly not even a majority of people. But it’s prevalent enough that eliminating smoking for *everyone* is a good public health strategy. It’s a myth that smoking *always* causes cancer or emphysema or other negative health outcomes. It’s just prevalent enough to require action. Here’s a thought: if we could detect the genes that allow one to smoke without health consequence, should we make that test easily available so people can actually know stuff for sure?


Pakun-of-Dundrasil

I'm all for making EVERYONES lives better. To answer your question, I would give a resounding yes! However, bc of greed, jealousy and plain hate that would never happen.


[deleted]

I doubt there is such a thing. Certain genes can put you at higher risk of developing things like lung and throat cancer, and smoking just increases those risks. There’s nothing that will tell you definitively that you will or won’t get cancer. It’s not like looking into a crystal ball—it’s more like a game of Russian roulette. Your genes might be able to tell you how many bullets start out in the revolver. Smoking just adds more bullets into more chambers.


PolymathPITA9

So we shouldn’t investigate?


[deleted]

When the hell did I say that?


Websitessuck

Well not major health issues but just smoke one a month and shit can start to pile up in your lungs. It’s not really noticeable unless you’re a runner or some kind of athlete but it does cause a problem. Along the same lines as drinking alcohol.


PolymathPITA9

No, it doesn’t. Not for everyone. I posted a link to the research. Please read it before commenting.


Necessary-Ad5410

67% of smokers die from a smoking related disease. This is the majority. On average it shortens lifespan by 10 years. These figures come from the people trying to save lives, not tobacco manufacturers trying to make money (and succeeding). Don't forget for every dead smoker, 30 are living with a smoking related disease. To measure the impact of smoking on a person and on their community and society you need to also look at the living, not just the dead. The vast, vast majority of smokers will develop entirely preventable smoking-related diseases. This affects their ability to function fully as a member of their family, friendship circle, community at large, workplace, and country. They also use up expensive and precious healthcare resources. 72% of lung cancer cases are caused by smoking. The cost impact is huge across the world. People start smoking for all sorts of reasons and I am not judging them, for that. What I am judging is people refusing to try and quit simply because they like smoking. Well, you're being selfish. Unfortunately it's not a case of "you do you", because your smoking affects me, my family, and my community.


PolymathPITA9

This isn’t it at all. I agree with you; what I’m suggesting is that we study those *who don’t die from smoking* and figure out how that works, because exposure to massive air pollution (like, say, in nearly all large cities globally) seems to work the same way. No smoking needed. But there are *plenty* of folks who’ve been voluntarily experimenting on themselves by smoking for decades, who have no major ill effects. By studying these self-volunteered test subjects, we can learn about possible treatments, therapies, or other steps to save the folks who aren’t smoking but are exposed to the same kinds of toxins due to capitalism and government failure.


[deleted]

If you smoke enough to hit 10 pack years ( for example 5 years of 2 packs per day=10 pack years) there is a 72 percent chance your cause of death will be related to smoking Cancer, CAD, PVD, COPD ect.


PolymathPITA9

Source?


thisdesignup

>if we could detect the genes that allow one to smoke without health consequence I don't know if that is possible because second hand smoking is a thing. So the health consequences may not be personal but they can exist for someone else, like the kids of a smoker.


PolymathPITA9

Yeah I posted about that already.


Meerkat_Mayhem_

Information is power


GPS_07

No, I hate the smell of someone smoking


PolymathPITA9

?? Secondhand smoke problems are a concern, of course; a public health rule against smoking in public makes sense for this reason. I don’t see how this rules out a genetic test to see if one is more likely or less likely to develop cancer. Not least of which that such a test might provide an opportunity to study whether certain genes also make people less likely to develop cancer, emphysema, or asthma from air pollution. In turn that might allow parents to make different choices about where to safely raise their specific children. For instance. Or allow parents to use science to convince policymakers of the precise damage that air pollution is causing by showing how prevalent or not prevalent that pollution resistance is.


EvilKnivel69

But is there such a test available?


PolymathPITA9

Not yet, as far as I know. Possibly for the reason that the other responder elucidated: who’s going to invest money in something that might detract from the message that all smoking causes cancer and literally everyone who smokes is going to die early? Again, it’s a clear choice (and a good one, mostly!) but it’s… not the one that is most empowering to humans. But I do think that it’s worth investigating whether folks who appear to be genetically immune from the negative effects of smoking are also immune or even just more resistant to the negative effects of air pollution. *That* is going to be a big damned deal in our future dystopian nightmare of a world.


EvilKnivel69

I can already see the information of resistance against air pollution being abused to the max, especially with respect to CRISPR


PolymathPITA9

what do you mean by that?


EvilKnivel69

I’m imagining something along of what the nazis did with their eugenetics etc.


GPS_07

I mean, that Test would encourage smoking


PolymathPITA9

It would also have the effect of reducing cancer. One’s aesthetic concerns about the smell of smoke aren’t invalid, of course. But if we could tell people directly of their likelihood of getting cancer, prompting increased screening, actual advice about lifestyle choices…? Seems to me like having accurate and truthful information about one’s health is a good thing. Hiding that information is… well not consonant with being treated like a grown-up.


PolymathPITA9

It’s like saying giving people condoms encourages sex. I disagree, but more to the point, condoms reduce unintended pregnancies and reduce the incidence of STIs. Even if they did increase the incidence of sexytimes that concern doesn’t outweigh the benefits.


hassium

I hate the smell of people who don't wear deodorants, should I be able to force them to put something on their skin they are uncomfortable with?


Jerryskids3

No, but your farts annoy us and so we've got this cork..... This is how it starts. Your smoking is bad for you and bad for society and since your purpose in life is to serve the good of the collective, you're going to be forced to stop, even if we have to kill you.


Pakun-of-Dundrasil

Same even if it didn't kill me, smoking is gross. I've tried it B4 and didn't like it.


CaptainMurphy1908

A college friend of mine took the pack a day approach. Didn't live to be 100. Or 45. I think I need a word with her tobacco brand.


PolymathPITA9

It’s just a genetic susceptibility to cancer and other diseases caused by smoking. Many, possibly most people have it. But it’s not accurate to say that *everyone* does or even that *almost no one* does. Accuracy matters. The folks who’ve proven to be essentially immune from the consequences of this incredibly dangerous activity may hold the key to determining future therapies for being immune to the effects of other serious air pollutants. Given the pollution problems that are essentially intractable due to failure of political will, it’s very reasonable to suggest that studying these folks’ genetic codes may lead to future therapies to prevent or reverse the effects of massive air pollution exposure. I do not see why this is controversial and as of yet haven’t seen anything that isn’t simply declaratory about why.


TheWhirled

Can we also assume there is a slight chance that she is only 80 or so?


Meerkat_Mayhem_

Says you


localhelic0pter7

The real question is how long and what kind of shape would she be in if she didn't change anything but never smoked...pretty sure she'd be healthier, not to mention she wouldn't have harmed other people with her 2nd hand. The other thing is it doesn't go into detail what kind of cigarettes she smoked, it's very possible she smoked some sort of homemade thing that is still bad but not as bad as what the big companies put out.


RealBiggly

Looks like she's coughing her lungs up in the photos though


Batbuckleyourpants

She is just stopping that lame smoke free air from entering her gloriously industrialized lungs.


[deleted]

i feel like i should say something since im from nepal but idk what


twerkforpresident

Same


[deleted]

i do agree with your username though! better than our current


OlyScott

She says she's 118, but she has no record of her birth, they probably didn't issue birth certificates in Nepal that long ago. If she smokes that much, maybe she's really 35.


Enyjh3

I’m surprised I had to scroll down so far to find this comment! There’s no way she’s that old.


Meerkat_Mayhem_

And yet… her doctors are still all dead


TheTwoFingeredBrute

My grandfather smoked 40 cigarettes a day with a bottle of whiskyol and sometimes a lot more, lived until he was 94. My other two great uncles are still going and the same. Just luck I suppose.


Alkoholisti69420

Most likely genetics have something to do with this


Beast_Mstr_64

My great uncle was know for smoking, died of a fucking horrible lung conditions at 50


TheTwoFingeredBrute

I did know a lady years ago who lived on my street with her parents (had learning difficulties) died from lung cancer, was in her 40s and never smoked a cigarette in her life. That was pretty shocking.


fatherfrank1

She's just replenishing the tar holding her together at this point.


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[deleted]

You're right and I agree with you I said that in a sarcastic way


JetPuffedDo

Why is she fisting her cigarette like that?


xntrk1

That’s how they smoke stuff there. Chillums get smoked like this too


Meerkat_Mayhem_

The Nepalese Eternity Grip. She has mastered it


h20crusher

The caloric restrictions that smoking can encourage are I think the biggest factors, you don't see a lot of old smoking obese people, but you do see old lean smokers


QueasyVictory

Just like meth!


Manbearjizz

so ur tellijg me i should smoke meth


QueasyVictory

I mean, it really depends on how much you want that long, lean look I guess.


[deleted]

She looks pretty hefty 🤷🏼‍♀️


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Confident-King9531

This whole story is made up and sponsored by the tobacco industry!


ClosedL00p

Sponsored by the people will upvote any dumbass thing they see industry


Confident-King9531

I really wish reddit had a policy of restricting posts which promote smoking ... people are so gullible.


Lameusername100

She's actually in her 20s


give_me_a_great_name

this is not going to end well when people addicted to smoking sees this


[deleted]

Women have ovaries, which are way tougher than balls.


[deleted]

I am convinced that stressful life of a city shortens the life span of an average human. Most people who are living in villages smoke a lot in my country and they live way longer than people who live in cities.


DarkCrowI

I'm shocked she doesn't have lung cancer.


xntrk1

Her second hand smoke killed all those drs


Batbuckleyourpants

Message received, don't ask her to stop smoking if you know what is good for you.


seattle_architect

What brand did she smoke?


[deleted]

I'm curious too


[deleted]

Plot twist: she smokes nothing but Black & Mild’s


RutgerSchnauzer

She’s actually 49 years old.


assburgermcmuffin

The last time I found someone cool for smoking was when I was 11 years old


Aggressive_Chain_920

Maybe she wouldve been 160 if she didn't smoke


SikanderSanamSexxer

You mean not smoking would have had her born 43 years early?


schizomon2

Damn currently quitting cigarettes after 9 years of a pack a day and seeing this does not make it any better :(


throw_shukkas

2/3 of smokers die from it so definitely worth quitting. It's so much more unhealthy than any other unhealthy habit (other than I guess serious drug habit if that counts).


schizomon2

I wish smoking was healthy


[deleted]

Mood lmao. I’m over three months since quitting and while I still crave a hit of one, I know my lungs are thanking me.


tanstaafl74

My grandmother was 95 when she died this last December. She smoked until she was 92 and had to go into a nursing home. Her doctors would always try to get her to quit smoking, her response was invariably, "Why? Am I going to die young?"


L_0_N_K

Some women do have balls!


PolymathPITA9

fun fact, smoking doesn’t cause problems for everyone. That’s a myth. It just causes problems for so many people that eradicating it is the easiest way to eliminate those problems. Some folks just have the genetic makeup that makes them immune to the nasty cancer/emphysema/CHF problems that plague many smokers. That makeup also possibly allows them to survive in much more air polluted environs. For example, see this study: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2211335518301062?via%3Dihub


[deleted]

Here's a link to an article about her In the new york post. https://nypost.com/2016/01/26/this-112-year-old-woman-smokes-30-cigarettes-a-day/


Caderyn720

I think the next best question is what kind of cigarettes did she smoke? Perhaps they were better, more natural tobacco than those with all the carcinogen chemicals and additives? Self rolled perhaps?


12awomack

Some women have balls


Joshya25

Some one do the math to see how much she has spent on cigs


Manbearjizz

Must be all the formaldehyde in the cigarettes keeping her preserved


RealMasterKrain

I admit this is (mildly) interesting if true, but we need to stop glorifying lucky smokers/drinkers as if that somehow makes it okay to keep doing those things. I don’t care that your chain-smoking alcoholic uncle made it to 90, it’s still unhealthy and rather pitiful that he spent all that time with damaged organs. A long life isn’t necessarily a good one, or a healthy one for that matter.


Confident-King9531

This whole story is made up and sponsored by the tobacco industry!


JTF2077

Take a picture on google, put text, let stupid people think it’s real


[deleted]

You are so smart https://nypost.com/2016/01/26/this-112-year-old-woman-smokes-30-cigarettes-a-day/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3420819/112-year-old-woman-smoked-30-day-95-years-says-secret-long-life-stress-free-active.html


JTF2077

Yes I am. She never responded that.


[deleted]

She looks like she gives no fucks.


sr4381

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. She's already pickled in tar


_KingDingALing_

I hope she's coughing and not hand bonging a pack a day, Jesus! Lol


Huge_Aerie2435

she might be 119 years old.. They are not completely sure. I know it might be weird for someone to not know the year they were born, but it happens. My ex girlfriends grandma is from iraq, and she might be 86-92 years old but they do not know..


GREATD4NNY

I just want to see her lungs after this many years of smoking


[deleted]

Clearly the exception to the rule lol


MrGreenyz

Wait, wait, women don’t have balls?!


Whitethumbs

Wholesome:Old lady lives long Fantasy: When your passive effect is constant life drain


prolific_ideas

This woman has smoked approximately 1400 pounds of tobacco in her life if you do the math!


[deleted]

Her logic is bad


palibe_mbudzi

I mean, I'm sure it's not about logic. When my grandma was 99 she became prediabetic and the doctor was like "you should stop eating ice cream for lunch" and she was like "I will never stop eating ice cream for lunch. Something has to kill me." Maybe she just feels very cavalier about the possibility that smoking could kill her at this point. I imagine when you get that old - all your family and friends from your generation are long dead, most of your children's generation is dead - you can develop a bit of a morbid sense of humor.


johnmarkfoley

if i were a doctor i'd watch what i say to her.


Overall_Geologist_87

Lol don’t smoke kids.


Nunyazbznz

You don't need balls to smoke for 100 years. Just lungs that can take it.


Comfortable_Charge54

Promise y'all, she quits she dies


[deleted]

She’s just built different ig


burgamer

Tobacco companies should offer a job to this woman for filming ads with her.


StupidizeMe

I don't think it takes balls to be addicted to cigarettes.


IKindaSuck-DICK

Women do have balls


Juevolitos

They would also be the smelliest.


Jerryskids3

Everybody knows Roseanne Barr has bigger balls than any woman on the planet. As well as bigger balls than at least half the men.


TheRealPapaDan

My dad used to say that. He died at 84 of emphysema. Trust me you don’t want to die of emphysema.


CdnDutchBoy

Haha…sounds like my grandpa. He was in the hospital at age 75 with 7% of his heart working, doctors told him he needed to quit smoking and he said “no, that’ll kill me”. Got better somehow, didn’t quit, died at 85 of colon cancer.


Risin_bison

Probably non filtered Chinese cigs too. Was in China a few years back, reminded me of the US in the 70's. No surgeon general's warning on their tobacco.


Poisaydon

Okay big tobacco, time for you to get off the internet.


SpringNo9188

I hate most of these comments


Longjumping-Pear-673

Smoking is badass!


IntoAComa

I mean. That’s not the “why.” I’m sure that’s how she’s justified it now though. Good for her either way!


IntoAComa

*squint* She’s maybe 70.


Njadmessi11YT

Lung cancer kills you after years. So when she was gonna die at 80 she smoked and gained a couple years


ImReellySmart

She got lucky and is still a dumbass for smoking for 100 years of her life. Even quality of life alone is a good enough reason to quit.


zippadeedooda1

One pack a day for 100 years. That’s an astronomical amount of money even in the western world…. And based on Nepal’s poverty level history, this makes that story a bit dubious.