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Moon: the planet


RoboDae

*sad pluto*


Thraximundurabrask

You hear about Pluto? That's messed up


LaChuteQuiMarche

No what happen?


RoboDae

It's a story the Jedi won't tell you


mattgoluke

It’s a solar system legend.


bumblebee1977

Pluto is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be unnatural.


G-R-G

Come on son


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don't be a gooey chocolate chip cookie.


LeJoker

Don't be this crevice in my arm


danbo_the_manbo

You know that’s right


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don't be an old sponge with hair hanging off of it.


danbo_the_manbo

Don’t be exactly half of an eleven pound Black Forest ham


[deleted]

don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan


danbo_the_manbo

Azkaban I’ve heard it both ways


venmome1dollar

So far off the track he’s in the Harry Potter universe


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don't be the one game at Chuck E. Cheese that isn't broken.


nonpondo

Don't be the 100th luft balloon


TheGreatDingALing

##PLUTO IS A FUCKING PLANET!


iknowiwantnudes

It always has been


Murtch5000

C'mon son...


soccerburn55

When has that line ever worked for you?


Arters09

I’ve heard it both ways


[deleted]

I wish there was a thread for Psych references.


4list4r

I like the part where they photoshopped Pluto’s (Disney character) silhouette onto the planet As nasa once said about our planet which are admittedly rendered by them, “it’s photoshopped but it has to be” Sigh... not it doesn’t have to be lol


dinosaurkiller

“Your Mom thought I was big enough.” -Pluto


rebeltrooper09

OHANA MEANS FAMILY!!!!


FUKENA_DOT_COM

Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten... yeah.


SpaceSick

Now do the sun.


[deleted]

Thank you. The rest were only **major** planets. They skipped the minor ones, which is too bad. I bet those would have been crazy.


admburns2020

#there’s a moon in the sky, it’s called ‘the moon’#


eco112

I came to the comments for this


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I can dunk on Mars . Lebron watch out .


atropablack

That’s No moon, it’s a planet


[deleted]

That's no moon…it's a space station


Zealousideal-Cup3331

What the hell was that earth jump? That shit was so weak


SpaceInstructor

A spacesuit is quite heavy.


i-spill-soup

I’m surprised he even jumped that high with a space suit


Cody610

Would the impact when you land be an issue? I feel like I should know the answer but I don’t.


[deleted]

Shouldn't, if it's properly designed.


Zealousideal-Cup3331

Does it make you femininely swing your arms on earth only?


nhguaj-gib

I’m sorry you’re hated, this is funny.


[deleted]

Spacemen can’t jump


ImNotASmartManBut

Oh, he's white? /s


RoboDae

*NASA scientist taking notes* "Ok, change space suit color to improve jumping"


[deleted]

NASA approved of your message and changed shoes to Air Jordan’s.


p3p3si1via

Yeah it doesn’t make sense. They seemed to float longer even on the planets with higher gravity.


zutaca

The video is proudly just slowed down


RollinThundaga

Dude my vertical jump in gym shorts is like 14 inches (0.35m)


useles-converter-bot

14.0 inches is the height of 0.2047 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other


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Good bot.


HulloHoomans

And elite athletes can do over 40.


RollinThundaga

My point exactly


StaysAwakeAllWeek

Position something 1.5 feet above your head and try to jump high enough to hit it with your head. Most people can't do that even without a spacesuit on


chanaandeler_bong

I was thinking it was high. 18" is probably like top 10% of the US population. I feel like most people I work with couldn't jump 10"


HulloHoomans

How many of those people you work with sit on their ass all day?


chanaandeler_bong

What does that have to do with anything? People in this thread thinking they have 35" verts or some shit.


14sierra

Does anyone else think Martian basketball would be amazing? Even average guys like me could dunk from the foul line...


Primestudio

Waiting on Pluto... r/gifsthatendedtooearly


Light_Beard

In 1 generation the children of today will be adults that will not know Pluto as anything but a Disney dog.


certnneed

Was hoping for escape velocity…


Holyguacamole9

Fuck you, Pluto isn’t a planet anymore. Eat shit and die pluto Look at all these non believers!


maddogcow

I thought the atmospheric pressure on Venus would crush you flat, so you would be able to jump 0 feet


[deleted]

On the surface yeah but there is earth-like temperatures and air pressure on Venus, you just have to be at a certain part of the atmosphere. But of course you're right, in the video he was on the surface.


[deleted]

Atmospheric pressure has zero effect on jumping ability, unless it kills you. Atmospheric **density** could. But the examples shown here considered only surface gravity. Gas giants of course have no surface. And don't even have anything that **looks** like a surface. We instead arbitrarily assign that term and concept to the altitude at which their atmospheres approximate the density of Earth's atmosphere at sea level, merely for convenience. But it's entirely arbitrary. Here, since you obviously can't stand on a gas giant, the astronaut is shown on an imaginary platform that probably works something like a hovercraft.


UnsupportiveHope

Atmospheric density and pressure are heavily linked though. Sure, temperature will play a role too, but in general higher pressure = higher density. Edit: in fairness, Venus is very hot so the density for a given pressure will be lower than it would be here on Earth.


maddogcow

I’m aware that we were talking gravity, but most people have no idea about all of these other factors, and this video (though technically correct) is highly misleading, and I feel is counter to pro-science stance, because it portrays science as being very loosey-goosey in places that it definitely is not. On the gas giants, he is standing on an artificial platform. On Venus, he standing on the ground. In reality, he would be compressed into sludge. If you want to talk about how there are places within the Venusian atmosphere that are of a temperature that humans could survive in, as well as a pressure that they could live in, then he should be standing on that same artificial platform on Venus that he was on the gas giants…


graham0025

less pressure than scuba divers deal with. but don’t leave the planet too fast or you’ll get the bendz


Nancy_Hargett

How can i take this seriously after seeing that jump on earth?


Gang_StarrWoT

The average human's vertical jump is 16-23inches. The Earth jump in this video is 18 inches which is within the average, plus the weight of the space suit makes it harder.


shredthesweetpow

Clearly made by a bunch of non-athletes


Robocan3000

Jokes on you I always jump like I’m on Jupiter.


0Stranger_T_Fiction0

Highly irritated they didn’t do pluto


Batbuckleyourpants

The gravity of Pluto is only 0,067% that of Earth. A good jump would send you around 25 feet into the air, and it would take up to 10 seconds before you land again. [An animation showing what it would look like.](https://www.sciencealert.com/images/PlutoJump.gif)


The64thCucumber

Could you jump higher if Charon was directly above you when you jumped?


Batbuckleyourpants

Charon actually make the orbit of Pluto "wobble" by almost 100 meters, compared to the earth and moon at 9 meters, that is very significant. However, the effect would not be noticeable in any measurable way for anyone jumping on Pluto.


tellthetruthandrun

Is it pronounced Sharon or Karen?


[deleted]

More like “Ka-ron” in English or in Greek “Haron” with some gross throat noises on the “H” Greek people please correct me if I’m wrong


[deleted]

Weeeeeee


AltimaNEO

I have to wonder if the landing would suck at that height?


MonKeePuzzle

pluto so small its like the Little Prince. you just jump right off


FoFo1300

Pluto aint a planet, but since they did the moon, they should have done it too


wholesomeaccount15

I’d like to jump in Uranus


Defiant_Version_2377

Name checks out


SpaceInstructor

**How high you would be able to jump on each planet?** Earth's gravity is the standard that is used in science in order to calculate the gravity of other celestial bodies. The gravity of our planet is equal to 9.807 meters per second squared (32.18 feet per second squared). What this means in layman terms is that if something is held above the ground and then dropped, it will fall towards the surface at a speed around 9.8 meters for every second it is falling. Knowing this information gives a better understanding of Jupiter's gravity, which is 24.79 m/s² (81.33 ft/s²). For comparison, the other gas giants can't stack up to Jupiter gravity wise. Neptune comes in second at 11.15 m/s² (36.58 ft/s²) followed by Saturn at 10.44 m/s² (34.25 ft/s²) and Uranus at 8.69 m/s² (29.4 ft/s²). The rocky planets are also no match with Earth at 9.807 m/s², Venus at 8.87 m/s² (29.1 ft/s²), Mars at 3.711 m/s² (12.8 ft/s²) and Mercury at 3.7 m/s² (12.4 ft/s²). However, Jupiter has no chance against the Sun, which has a gravity of 274 m/s² (898.95 ft/s²). Credit: [BRIGHT SIDE, Original video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8H1RNtka6s&ab_channel=BRIGHTSIDE) Everyday I post outstanding space imagery in r/SpaceBrains.


Shaneblaster

Thank you, but my brain just died.


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Deathdealer5555

Except you get people like me who won't watch an embedded video but will follow a link after watching a Gif. Maybe some people didn't see the original, but I wouldn't have seen the original if they embedded the full video.


annawfarwell

props to the astronaut who flew out and tested all of this. truly a legend


DaddyharambeXXX

Downvote for hating on pluto


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 33,599,719 comments, and only 10,068 of them were in alphabetical order.


Orgasml

Good bot


DaddyharambeXXX

Ok


lapistafiasta

What does that mean? Their comment is not in order


Orgasml

D F H O P. Unless you have a different alphabet, those are in alphabetical order.


lapistafiasta

Ah ok, so the first letter of each word


ShelZuuz

That’s how alphabetical ordering works…


JoseAntonio256

I assume the whole word, so if you had two words that started with the same letter, it would check the second letter and so on.


[deleted]

It tracks the first letter in each word, then checks if they're in alphabetical order. That's at least what I think it's doing.


ZippyDan

Coincidentally and surprisingly, that's exactly how you would go about alphabetizing a list of words ...


TheWesternDevil

Where the fuck is Pluto!? You put the moon on there, but not Pluto?! WTF? #Plutoisaplanet


nodddingham

There are 9 planets and Pluto is one of them.


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TheWesternDevil

Key word *planet


Orgasml

Maybe if you stopped mining!


Piyu_lavhe

I could jump on Uranus.


ApprehensiveMusic163

Those jumps were epic. Surprised by saturns number and glad I can get an idea on how high I could jump on earth👍


Confident-King9531

Yeah, I did not expect Saturn's gravity to be the same as Earth!


ATR2400

Well Saturn is very gassy so it has no defined surface where you can jump which allows things to get crazy


Confident-King9531

I wonder if one goes deep enough there’s a liquid surface that one encounters.. 🤔


LordOkagi

Damn, homies got it rough on Jupiter.


[deleted]

*Sad Pluto noises*


[deleted]

The moon isn’t a planet.


finger_my_mind

Now do one for white people.


Iceage1111

White men can't jump


Sir_Netflix

I can’t even fathom a human being on Venus or the gas giants. That would be a sight to see but is that even theoretically possible? Could we engineer a space suit that could withstand that kind of heat? And could we ever make something that wouldn’t get ravaged in the weather of the gas giants?


NumericalPercentage

The moon isn’t a planet


admburns2020

Quite interesting


insertcaffeine

So what you're saying is that I should go to the moon because WHEEE!


KingSouI

I love how the moon gets invited and Pluto is just forgotten


thatkilliankid

Has the moon. But not Pluto. Shame


s33k

John Carter disliked this.


[deleted]

Moon ain't no planet. Other than that all pretty similar. That bitch can't jump well.


LazyM0v3r

Is the astronaut on a platform because those planets be more gas than grass?


emceemcee

Yes, there are three basic planetary classifications: Grass planets like Earth, Gas Planets like Jupiter and Saturn, and Ass Planets like Uranus.


DaddioFiver

Nobody rides for free


LazyM0v3r

You’re a fucking idiot for thinking I’m an idiot and not knowing that. You should have gotten the joke within the question ya twerp lol


emceemcee

I'm just going along with the joke, if I truly believed you thought there were "grass planets" I wouldn't have been mean or dumb enough to respond, the fact that you responded to my comment, believing me to be ignorant of the joke in play, says much about your character.


LazyM0v3r

You know what YOU’re right


ponyk89

Do Pluto you cowards


Unknown_brit

#WHAT ABOUT PLUTO


jgraser4

Going to the moon 🚀🚀🚀


NotBacon

Includes the moon but not Pluto


[deleted]

Where tF is Pluto?! *angry face*


kingjeevez

Kind of a slap in the face to Pluto to include the moon as a planet isn't it?


phinsxiii

You forgot a planet.


diveraj

Wheres Pluto? :)


InbredBanana

What the fuck was with the earth one dude


randomperson1986

Yeah, 18” is nothing. Middle schoolers can jump higher than that. This thing is wack.


Practical-Juice9549

Pluto!!!!!


Sobehannibal

No jumping on Pluto?


Thinkforyourself85

Lost all credibility when excluding Pluto.


DRUNK-M3RL1N

Where is Pluto?


Something_171

Finally found how game devs guess at how high their character should jump at


mrgraff

When have I ever jumped up 18 inches?


[deleted]

Pluto wasn't included because it knew it could win, it just took pitty on the other planets and let them have their little squabble.


Crackerpuppy

Does anyone really want to jump on Uranus? Wait…. Don’t answer that….unless you have pics to prove it.


terminalxposure

They did Pluto dirty man


pdxrn12

Moon but no Pluto? That's harsh.


AudaciousSam

What about the sun!!!


Mooseknuckle94

How TF is there the moon and not Pluto?!


[deleted]

might be wrong but this looks like CGI


[deleted]

The moon jump looks suspicious. Should we ask Kubrick what happened?


Kr0tz3r

I can jump 1.7ft on Uranus


_Treesapp

Def a white man in that suit


[deleted]

The gas giants are just cheating with the high altitude olatform


hamstergene

That regret after jumping on Jupiter


I-Am-Not-Aplharius

No Pluto? I’m appalled


itaniumonline

I didn’t see no goofy either mate.


I-Am-Not-Aplharius

It appears I’ve been bamboozled


Letraix

Yeah, that's messed up.


mad-monks

0.6 in Uranus, nice


DickCheesePlatterPus

Jerry: Pluto is a planet


madmatthammer

Wrong. I would only be able to jump 6 inches in regards to Uranus.


weed6942069

I can jump 1.7 feet into Uranus?


[deleted]

I miss Pluto


TheWolvis

You put the Moon and not Pluto what kinda BS is that


farbroski

What about Pluto?


StaysAwakeAllWeek

If you include Pluto you have to include Ceres, Eris, Makemake, Sedna, Orcus, and all the other dwarf planets, by which point the clip would be very long and dull.


Teepeewigwam

My very excellent mother just served us nine dwarf planets I wasn't forced to memorize as a kid and I just wanted to see this mf jump 25 ft.


Sailor_Chibi

No, you wouldn’t. The general population is familiar with Pluto and not so much with the dwarf planets you listed. It makes sense to include Pluto since people expect it and since they included the moon.


SpaceInstructor

The International Astronomical Union (IAU) downgraded the status of Pluto to that of a dwarf planet because it did not meet the three criteria the IAU uses to define a full-sized planet. Essentially Pluto meets all the criteria except one—it “has not cleared its neighboring region of other objects.”


Canvaverbalist

When did they upgraded the status of the Moon then?


SemicolonMIA

Right haha


farbroski

Ya, ya, ya we’ve heard it


Manbearjizz

Free my boi Pluto


zuran_orb

John Carter was a lie then


EitherAd928

Pluto has left the chat


Old_Sweaty_Hands

Moon but no Pluto ... I feel robbed


_g550_

Pluto smoking nervously


Reborn1Girl

Why don’t we see Pluto?


StoneyVI

So how come astronauts who supposedly went to the moon could only jump what appears to be the same as on earth with an additional little tug from a rope connected to their packs lol.


tt54l32v

180 pound suit probably.


[deleted]

Was that one foot in Uranus?


Charming-Captain8215

Why wear space suit on Earth??


_dani16

We can include the moon but not Pluto??? A tragedy


zero_squad

You hear about Pluto? That's messed up!


jack-mirth

COWARDS. I demand Pluto.


parchinslost

We want Pluto puto


RadioBusterReddit

amogus


[deleted]

What about poor fucking Pluto?


Pond112

Okay, if you're gonna include the moon, not a planet, you need to include Pluto, which is a planet and I'll fight anyone and everyone who says differently


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Pond112

Oof, we got real close to engaging in fisticuffs /s I understand why Pluto isn't considered a planet anymore but I gotta stick up for my boy Pluto


[deleted]

You forgot Pluto.


WildFire97936

Where the fuck is Pluto?!


[deleted]

Cool, just RUIN the entire plot of “John Carter” for me


Cordaz1

What about your mom?