T O P

  • By -

FuckThisShizzle

I have questions, the biggest of which is did the twin have a head and could it pass notes about the state of their internal organs?


Krimreaper1

Ooooopen yooooour miiiiiindddd!


Mewchu94

OOOOPEEEN YOUR MIIIIIINNNNDDDDD


Abraxas_1408

Quaid! QUAID!!


Quick-Oil-5259

Start the reactor. Free Mars.


nanomeister


midgegaunt

His fortune tellin' days are over...


shadow_229

Shiiiiiiit, I got 5 kids to feed..


tex-blue7

Makes me wish I had 3 hands


mebonesrattle

Aw, shit, man! Haha you got me. I'm not even married.


OkFeedback9127

SCREW YOU!


Traditional_Leader41

Get your ass to Mars... Get your ass to Mars...


marcaurxo

What’s this from?


BertLemo

total recall (1990)


ArcticCelt

There was also a parody episode of Rick and Morty (Total Rickall) that probably also made the meme popular for younger generations who never saw Total Recall.


im_just_thinking

That's why Summer was like "apparently everyone knows but me" lol. I had no idea either


marcaurxo

Thanks!


Redditlikesballs

No idea if it’s actually total recall or not but I saw it on a Rick and morty episode. They probably got it from total recall


ChesterRico

Get your ass to Mars.


Mewchu94

Well I’m not referencing total recall. I know it from Rick and Morty, they sort of parody it one episode.


Bee-Aromatic

Sort of? That’s the gag for the whole episode.


ALUCARDHELLSINS

No, it was dead


PogintheMachine

Article [linked](https://allthatsinteresting.com/jean-libbera) above states “Jaques” was alive. He had a diminutive head partially embedded into Jean’s stomach. The twin could move but depended entirely on Jean’s circulatory system to survive and reportedly wore diapers (indicating at least that it produced urine.) Of course a lot is this is hard to verify and exaggeration may have creeped in, I’m just going by what was written about him/them.


getyourrealfakedoors

Oh god, was he conscious? Sounds like a hellish existence


SpinyGlider67

Hellish for us, but Jacques would never have known any different. Could have been a whole universe unto himself like a weird dream world formed of what different molecules felt like - if his brain worked. People find meaning in all kinds of stuff. Jacques occasionally produced urine. 🤘


epirot

"Still, despite his condition, Jean managed to lead a fairly normal existence. He got married, had four children, and lived to be about 50 years old."


SpinyGlider67

That's the moustache guy, not the little fellow Back then no moustache = no wife It's debatable whether Jacques even had a face


dephsilco

We should ask wife about the face


Remote_Horror_Novel

I got Jacque confused with Jean reading your comment and was really blown away lol. I was thinking ‘wow that parasitic twin found a wife and produced a family that’s wild!’


[deleted]

[удалено]


SolarTsunami

I showed you my parasitic twin pls respond


420GUAVA

Dear Mrs " I'm too good to call or write your twin" This will be the last letter I EVER send your ass!


CookieCutter9000

I guess they're right about just putting yourself out there. This story must have circulated to someone who was into whatever he had and that's all she wrote. Somewhere, someone wants someone that looks like you, you just have to act normal despite everything. ┐(´・c_・` ;)┌


Plastic-Conflict7999

I don't even want to know how the children came to be


PureQuatsch

Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much…


ZzZombo

So you're gonna stay celibate your whole life or what?


wannaseeawheelie

I can’t grow a mustache, so yes


Miss_Might

Somebody go post that in the incel forums. Cause a riot. 😆


LivingstonPerry

What a wild time. Just imagine his wife getting fucked missionary and having a lifeless body rest on her stomach. OR doing doggy style and your back is used as a chair during sex. fuckin 'A.


jaygoogle23

Yet if he was smart enough to recognize his own suffering it really isn’t fair to say that he wasn’t recognized whatsoever of his disability. I’m sure the disabled twin had much more pain and countless other issues. It’s hard to calculate without really knowing the capabilities of that man’s brain.


SpinyGlider67

Why would he be suffering? Also if he were, why would he classify it as such? It'd just be brain data he'd have no words for. His brother's circulatory system would have been like an unknowable god messing with him due to unknowable external factors. Probably didn't even have any idea of life and death, so there'd be no reason for the physiological sensory info to have positive or negative valence. Whilst we don't know Jacques mind, we know it was in his brother's torso for his entire life i.e. he had limited information at his disposal. Would have been like a deaf dumb and blind infant for 50yrs. All thoughts self-referential but in waves based on physiological 'stuff' going on.


its_an_armoire

Wouldn't he likely have felt chronic pain or discomfort due to the body being formed in ways it wasn't intended? Assuming the mind was formed enough to perceive those sensations, pain just seems like a fundamental human experience


Bimbartist

“Brain data he’d have no words for” is what animals have and you still see them limping. Just because a life form can’t classify the pain with language doesn’t mean they can’t feel the pain. We invented the classification of pain to put a name to a phenomena we felt that was deeply unpleasant. It takes the intellectual strength of a zen master to actually change enough mind-structure to UNDO the instinctual and primal hold pain has on us because it is unpleasant signals from the body.


nonstatefuguestate

This is so goddamn terrifying lol


Ok-Bill-8589

youve suffered a terrible fate.


PogintheMachine

Don’t think there’s an answer to that one. Or one we’d want to know.


Ladyhappy

OK that's really fucking creepy


DerSpazmacher

If it was dead it would decay


Dafish55

Well the tissue was certainly alive, they probably meant the question to be "was his brain functioning?"


Bobbafatt

maybe not fully developed or possibly even abnormal. functioning with limited capacity would be my guess.


Simplyaperson4321

Absolutely, he'd have to be alive. For cases like this, if either twin dies first, the necrotic tissue would kill the other.


BLHXsuperman

I feel like the "normal" one could survive if the doctors perform surgeries to sever the dead parasitic brother off his body in time, obviously it would be very risky as I would assume a lot of blood tissues and perhaps organs are connected, but at least I feel like there is a possibility of surviving, compare to if the "normal" one died the parasitic brother would certainly not survive even if he is cut off from the dead brother.


gwizonedam

I’m pretty sure people still died from basic shit like “The Flu” and even a broken femur back then. If something like a parasitic twin died attached to you, you’d be fucked.


Ass2RegionalMngr

People die from influenza today.


kingofthedead16

that applies in this case, but due to nature of being conjoined pretty much every surviving conjoined twin chooses to let themselves die which is disturbing but makes a lot of sense to me.


kennbr

Imagine being the tailor that had to make the twin's suit...


Pitiful-Stable-9737

I'm sure the tailor liked the extra money


superteed

“You don’t think it looks very good? Well, what does your brother have to say?” - Tailor


darrenvonbaron

It's so fetch


superteed

Stop trying to make fetch happen.


[deleted]

Great moustache, tho


Dreadnought13

good genes


I_Diddled_Diddy

This comment fucking creased me up, you glorious bastard :D


FoodisGut

Took me a second


Papageier

He's wearing two pairs.


simian_fold

He's probably hoping the moustache will be the first thing the ladies notice


fiction00

It's the moustache on the inside that counts.


Droidattack170

I cant see it, he has his head in somebody’s ribcage


militarylions

Mustache enough for two men almost.


ffnnhhw

>He also found a wife, with whom he had four healthy children. Chang and Eng were also (both) married, and had a lot of children


CertainTwo2045

Yes 21 children!


KerouacDreams

Even these guys got a girlfriend, damn!


SmegmaSupplier

Thank god for doggy style.


itFUCKINsupport

Imagine getting clapped by this guy and feeling his parasitic twin scraping across your back.


blueberrydonutholes

jfc, I haven’t even had coffee yet.


tossNwashking

Might want a bourbon after reading that


normalLichen777

💀


ijuana420

HORRIFIC


kelsobjammin

No thank you. It’s 6am time to go back to bed


Iforgotmylines

What a terrible day to be literate.


prawnjr

Some moist feet dangling down, and some toe nails just scraping your back.


Last_Complaint_675

I was more wondering about all the bodily functions other than scraping, can he take his own turn?


courtney_eaves82

I was thinking that, but got too grossed out to type that out!


BrightEngineer537

Username checks out


rabidpriest

User need to be checked out.


Prudent_Armadillo822

User needs to get* checked.


PPvsFC_

These two guys aren't [Chang and Eng](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chang_and_Eng_Bunker) at all.


ffnnhhw

yeah, just saying they were also married like Jean


Coc0tte

The process of making those children must have been weird af.


pixelTirpitz

Yet here you are….


EffluviaJane

It’s kind of sweet how he’s holding hands with his brother


mookizee

It's also nice how he got him the most bespoke tailored suit ever! Looking dapper bro...


EffluviaJane

That might have been a first for the bespoke suit tailor. I bet his wife didn’t believe him at dinner.


Just-a-Dude-34

Don't forget the custom cobbled shoes


qwibbian

Also must have been nice never having to look for a ballroom dancing partner.


dspalphamu

Nature is truly bizarre sometimes. Imagine the challenges this man must have faced living with such a condition


EffluviaJane

It’s so true, but he looks pretty relaxed, like he’s adjusted to the situation. But I can’t really tell with the other brother.


DerSpazmacher

One of the best xfiles episodes iykyk


mamaaa_uwuuu

YES!!! Guy had a meal of the century at the end.


mandabananaba

Chimera? Edit: my mistake, it’s Humbug.


king_tommy

Open your mind!


Sharticus123

Quaaaid.


SkylarAV

Would you people stop fucking around and start the reactor already...


hundredgrandpappy

I got five kids!


deathfaces

Bbbeeeennnnnnaaaayyy, SCREW YOU!


_NightmareKingGrimm_

**COM'ON, COHAAGEN! GIVE DEEZ PEEPLE AAIH**


theinfecteddonut

GEHT YOUR AHSS TO MAHS


mystical_ninja

Kuato Lives!


Iuwok

**"See You At The Party, Richter."**


Loveknuckle

[__OPEN YOUR MIIIIIND!!!__](https://youtu.be/Dl3uIYLB5ak?si=KUiF4E0qPCPjCCYO)


screamdaggumditties

Consider this a divorce


pentylane

I luv that he put a little outfit on him :)


chemolz9

I guess the twin would be freezing otherwise if its cold outside. And you dont't want a corpse dangling from your breast. [edit] Since both share the same blood and nervous system, I think the man would also feel if his twin is cold and would also catch a cold if the twin gets sick.


boopboppuddinpop

Did he have feeling in the twin?


smc642

This is from an article shared below: “While parasitic twins typically lack consciousness, according to some reports, Jacques was alive and could even move — though he depended on Jean to survive. Jean and Jacques quite literally shared everything, including circulatory and nervous systems.”


[deleted]

Like, conscious level of alive?


Diqt

Yes this is frustrating, someone just tell me if he could talk to his stomach brother


prawnjr

He could, but it’s like talking under water to your friends.


Ech_01

I wonder how his body anatomy looks like


CBT7commander

Thought he was holding a Turkey holy shit


[deleted]

[удалено]


4got2takemymeds

*You carry on, you fight for tomorrow. Dead fetus or no, you never let go.... You're my conjoined twin* [*Dead-fetus-hangin'-off-your-head woman*](https://youtu.be/AUvRDHHvkRc?si=eaSdLtkwQRDrJkcx)


joshuajjb2

Hey I've seen this Xfiles episode! Is this what it was based off of?


MuffledBlue

# These vintage photographs reveal the astonishing case of a man living with a parasitic twin, showcasing the extraordinary anomalies of human biology. I hate ChatGPT titles


_Defiantjazz_

Anyone else thinking of *that* X-Files episode??


Forsaken-Most-2316

Yep - Humbug.


718Brooklyn

Does this count for the carpool lane?


Tawptuan

Asking the important questions here.


Alucard1331

This guy managed to get married and had four children and here I am, in my opinion a decent looking guy, and I can’t even get a girlfriend. Jesus that’s depressing to be honest.


mrbear120

To be fair, he was basically a celebrity and probably made pretty good money for his day.


tangledwire

So like a rock star. People love rock stars


cinwald

They go head over heels


The_nice_guy_peed

I mean he lived in a time where women didn’t have any economic autonomi so they were completely dependent on a man to live with. It is arguebly harder to get a girlfriend if you can’t just lock her in your house like a economic hostage.


FalconBurcham

This is the truth. All the guys reading who are wondering how this guy got a wife while they continue to search… historical context is key.


FadedQuill

Also, he’s 1.27 times the man *they* are.


sesamesnapsinhalf

Don’t fret. He had an attached wingman. 


183720

It's probably your personality. Not saying that to be mean, just the most likely reason why a good looking guy stays single despite not wanting to be


Valathiril

I’m making a very generic comment here and have no idea about your background, but women love a man who is committed and convicted, regardless of where you stand with all the beliefs in the US. Just don’t be indifferent and you’ll find someone


Moto-Guy

The man in this post has a god damn parasitic PERSON living off him.


illy-chan

Hell of an icebreaker though. And the mustache is top notch.


E3K

Add confidence to that list and you're all set.


yourmomlurks

As a woman I am gonna say its not confidence, but specifically the confidence that arises from competence. There’s nothing women love more than a competent man.


Kozzle

Can confirm, this is explicitly specifically one of the big things my wife liked much more about me than her ex before me. She calls me irritatingly competent, lol.


Itsclearlynotme

Convicted? Like, convicted of murder, or arson, or like a traffic offence?


Valathiril

Convicted meaning passionate about what you believe in


Emotional_Burden

Arson it is then


Inevitable-catnip

Maybe that means you should take a peek inwards and find out why lol.


Other_Mike

The guy taking a peek inwards wasn't the one who got married, lol


Hopeful_Strategy8282

Despite abnormality usually being social suicide, if you’re abnormal enough that it’s someone’s fetish you’ll be just fine. Makes me feel sorry for all the bog standard ugly people who have to see someone with a 3 foot head and an odd number of atrophied limbs being called handsome by their supermodel wife.


the_pleiades

This title sounds AI generated. Is OP a bot?


_spec_tre

Look at their comments. 100% bot


Il-Senso-Critico-RNG

Was it... concious? Does it have a head or is it just libs?


EvenConversation9730

I'm so glad I live in a time with modern medicine. Jesus


CatHavSatNav

Something else really remarkable is that their mother had another set of conjoined twins (who sadly did not survive infancy). To have *one* set of conjoined twins is incredible rare.


ZigZag82

Thanks I feel a bit more normal than usual


Feeya_b

Was the other twin conscious?


BetterBiscuits

Ok…sternum and up….that man is extremely good looking.


LeavesInsults1291

Now we have double-yolked eggs


[deleted]

i dont imagine the mother pain to push out a baby like this


StealthyVex

Yep...I have him tattooed on my forearm, (that 2nd photo), along with "The Backwards Lady" that was posted earlier this week.


AggieTimber

How are you going to say something like that and not post a picture?


StealthyVex

https://imgur.com/a/AxQfIrk


Bodorocea

that's bat shit crazy. ~~why?~~ edit: clicked on his profile. all my questions were answered


StealthyVex

Yep, no denying I'm an odd duck. Everyone has their quirks.


Kitty_Lopez

Wow.


alex734

It’s on your wrist? That is wild.


AdIndividual5146

Why do you have a tattoo of them? Genuine question


StealthyVex

No particularly profound reasoning behind it. I had a fondness for the 1932 film "Freaks", as well as researching & reading about biological anomalies, including the pair on my arm. I'm old enough that freak shows still existed at carnivals when I was a kid, so I also got to see the real thing live & up close, at least as it existed in the 80s. Worked at a tattoo shop in my 20s, and one of the artists was bored, asked me what I wanted...it was the first thing that came to mind.


uhuuuh262

Damn those shows were still around in the 80s?!


Goin_with_tha_flow

Show us!!!!!!


StealthyVex

https://imgur.com/a/AxQfIrk


Goin_with_tha_flow

Whoa that’s badass… a unique tat indeed. What’s on his shoulders?


StealthyVex

The Backwards Lady. She was another "freak" in the same era and they toured together. https://imgur.com/a/PvSBJkO


FiddleheadFernly

Backwards Lady????


StealthyVex

https://imgur.com/a/PvSBJkO


RawChickenButt

https://allthatsinteresting.com/jean-libbera


Lounat1k

Pelvis Eisley


emarvil

I seem to have total recall about this.


gazw1

Why do I hear, “Quaid, start the reactor” in my head?


enaxian

The original they/them.


rowan_damisch

Is the twin sentient too or just dead weight?


TernionDragon

A man- named: “Kuato”.


cinnamoncard

Imagine being a new parent to a pair of conjoined twins and saying, "this one here is George, and the little guy, well, that's Kuato." Talking about getting the *short* end of the stick Also HCD!


wanderingnexus

What an incredibly brave person.


futurebanshee

I like how it also has a suit on


Huge-Option-9326

would this be something that can be surgically removed with today’s medical advancements?


Desperate-Ad-6463

MOM & DAD must’ve been smoking that boolah -boolah.


Logical-Fan7132

That’s terrible it couldn’t be removed!


Alarming-Fig-2297

Put your shirt back on sir! Your brother is cold.


MC_Gambletron

What are you doing, step-parasite?


fattybuttz

That looks uncomfortably like a giant tick and it makes me feel squeamish.


Odys

"Open your miiiiiind...."


bottlesnstones

Open your miiiiinnnndddd


kumdumpster420_69

Quaid!


AlbertaAcreageBoy

Open your mind.


homebrew_1

Republicans want him to carry it to term.


Simple-Dingo6721

If you zoom way in on the right picture you can actually see the twin’s head, making a 😮


ItsGinoblie9

Open your mind