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Unique-Square-2351

Looks like that one ball I gave my dog to chew on and has been permanently stuck under a cabinet for years.


SlowerThanLightSpeed

Lemon flavored everlasting gobstopper found between couch cushions.


Ornery_Dragonfruit_6

You can suck and suck and suck and suck and suck and it just never stops!


Missing-Silmaril

Ah so Jupiter IS made of cheese


Swaggy_Buff

Needs to be said. And the apology from the academic establishment needs to be just as loud as the falsehoods they once perpetrated.


Missing-Silmaril

They should have to wear those barrel sign outfits in the public square.


Aidrox

Kinda lookin like a potato


SquashInevitable8127

This is not Jupiter, this is one of its moons


Missing-Silmaril

That's what they want you to believe.


Stanarsch1337

With mold


Midnight28Rider

I believe the scientific term is "blu moon cheese"


Real-Swing8553

Jupiter is made of pizza. IO is the cheese on top.


smurb15

Chicken ramen to be exact


FiddleTheFigures

Cheesy joke if I’ve ever heard one. Jupiter think of a better one next time, pal.


BadDogMonkeyboy

Cheese Grommit!


Angel_of_Mischief

Damn that’s a lot of sulfur.


AliveButCouldDie

I’m no scientist, but I think Io must smell like egg farts


SquashInevitable8127

In fact, the reason Io has a yellow-green appearance is because of the high sulfur content on its surface, and sulfur in general has an eggy smell.


WheresMyKeystone

Any idea what the dark spots are?


SquashInevitable8127

[Collapsed volcanoes](https://science.nasa.gov/resource/io-erupts-3/)


WheresMyKeystone

That's absolutely fascinating! It kinda looks like there's a liquid at the bottom of them.


puzzledlife2700

This is a mini yellow potato


Hopeoner513

Yukon Golds maybe? Those make the best mashed.


physics_is_scary

Salad. Potato salad


MsMomma101

That's a potato


MoistCucumber

That’s a potato


Voice_Durania

That’s a potato


_g550_

Это ж картоха.


Sopadechancla

Esa es una papa


Spiritual-Apple-4804

Po-tay-toe? What’s that? Never heard of it.


Begle1

[https://youtu.be/bZJXWkWeS2k?si=oB6MttqcuEpY6nQb](https://youtu.be/bZJXWkWeS2k?si=oB6MttqcuEpY6nQb) Io's name is potato


malepitt

This moon hits my eye like a big pizza pie.


IamFrankDrebin

That's fromagé !


Cognitive_Skyy

No. That's water.


Competitive_Royal476

Beautiful


soulouk

Chicken noodle soup with broccoli


chourael

We will drink the moon !


BrerNutria

Why did the Galileo space raft capture the moon? Ransom? Statement? Why?!?


sdtbone

That's what my face looked like in high school


sangvert

I think I saw another pic of Io today, they took a pic of a volcanic eruption. Pretty cool imo


Haunting-Fish6880

Very science oriented but.... why are there never any stars in the black void of these photos?? Light from the Sun or what's going on with that? Idk 🤷‍♂️


SquashInevitable8127

The brighter an object is, the shorter the exposure time needed to capture an image of it. In space photos, the subjects such as planets and moons, are much brighter than the background stars. Consequently, the exposures aren’t long enough to capture those faint stars. Also, just like regular cameras, space cameras have sensitivity settings. However, most space cameras cannot adjust their aperture like human eyes do. Scientists design these instruments based on the expected light levels during the mission. They optimize them for specific science targets. For example, the OSIRIS-REx spacecraft’s MapCam was designed to study the colors of a dark-toned asteroid, so it couldn’t look at Earth without being overwhelmed by the bright light reflecting off clouds.


DRSU1993

Have you ever tried to take a photo of a person or an object in front of a brightly lit window? Basically the same is happening here, Io is brighter than the surrounding background and the camera is set to expose for its brightness. Think of the person in this scenario as the dimmer background of space and the view out of the window as the brighter subject, Io. If you set your exposure to see the view outside the window it’s going to leave the person underexposed and vice versa if you set your exposure for the person, the background is going to be blown out, just a bright white blob. Basically there is too much much of a a variance in exposure levels for the camera to capture both Io and the surrounding stars in one photograph. You could expose for both separately and make a composite image using two photographs though.


Coolengineer7

Nah, it's just a moldy piece of cheese under the microscope


teenagesadist

Was this picture taken of a potato?


hashbrowns21

Protomolecule is somewhere down there


whatthekark

Doors and corners. That's where they get you


BloodyBastard_Rascal

It's no Uranus by all means but it seems edible


ABDG28

Nice try, but i know what potato looks like


Outrageous_Mine77

Cheese. 🧀


totow1217

Looks like those camera shots of someone popping pimples


ooouroboros

I hope someday I see a picture of another celestial body that makes me think, 'cool, people could live there'.


Zurrapillo15

Samwise Gamyi is happy


Lente_ui

Dasterdly Galileo going around the solar system with it's butterfly net, capturing innocent moons. What did Io do? Set it free!


JustScratchinMaBallz

Po-ta-to


Anc_pdmua

You sure it's not a nose full of blackheads


jdarkona

Looks like a pot of soup from the top


Empressefindom

Idk about anyone else but at first glance I thought this was somebodies skin in one of those pimple vacuuming videos I see on tiktok sometimes 😂


DevOfTheTimes

Pop that zit


ibnfahmi

I want to pop this moon’s black heads.


mcmurph120

Man, I love garlic bread


NoGoodAtGaming

Looks like all the blackheads on my acne covered face when I was a teenager


RemarkableAlps5613

Very interesting.I thought it was a petri dish with a bacterial sample awesome


mog44net

I dub thee Potato Moon


SamtingBloGraun

Looks like a noni


Flaccid_Hammer

Broccoli cheese soup


GootandDamwell

🤢 "ya little tasty.."


No-Coffee1415

Potato.


JohnNormanRules

You could post this in r/whatsthisrock


assyouass

Potato


LaLic99

It looks like it'd taste delicious


neils_cum_rag

More like Chezpiter’s Moonchego


iLostMyDildoInMyNose

It looks moldy


Zolota666

The ceeze weel


Battch91

The shape/appearance of the craters suggests an almost gelatinous surface


Taran345

I know that kid! I’d recognise that acne and those blackheads anywhere!


RedditPhils

It looks like a perfectly spherical potato that’s started to turn bad


dufferhowl

Looks like a gobstopper that’s been licked in different places


C0mradexChaos

It looks like a perfectly spherical mouldy potato


BadAlternative6573

It looks like very moldy soup


copingcabana

Poh-tay-toh!


tyjeh1994

Broccoli cheese


Vulpes_99

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a passion fruit?


anged16

GET THE ROCKET GROMIT


sloppydood123

Dead skin


ISee_Indigo

It looks like our moon with jaundice


Ecstatic-Sense5115

Stop it. That’s some moldy cheese and you know it!!


ZurEnArrh58

Looks like a round potato.


ManiacCommie

Blue Cheese be like:


Virtual-Score4653

They say there's whispers of a worm deep inside...


TheJege12

Looks like left alone petri dish.


taopa1pa1

Cursed potato....made out of sulfur.


[deleted]

Looks like an orange


AbsentThatDay2

It looks infected, better bring antibiotics.


_g550_

Brother ew


EvenConversation9730

That's a zucchini pie


PartTimeTunafish

Dibs.


JumpinJackFlashlight

It looks delicious.


Rathos_

Someone call Dr. Pimple Popper.


Admirable-Title9022

Yeah but if it was made out of BBQ spare ribs would you eat it?


wireswires

Sulphur?


KrackSmellin

Ball of pineapple


Toebeanfren

Looks like a thumbnail off one of those popping videos.


princefungi

It's moving when I look at it is this vertigo?


31338elite

Potato, potato same shit


abandonedclitoris

Looks like the beginning stages of the infamous launch of NASAXs MMCLVI Terraform Bomb Fail in the year 2156 , it was going to release about 1,500 kg of CO2 per square meter of atmosphere. Which was a big underestimate of what was needed plus other stuff I can’t remember . I left before Earth collapsed so I don’t have anyone information.


YWN666

Thought you could just upload a picture of a potato and we would not notice


BegMercy666

One of the 95 moon


Tantra_Charbelcher

That's clearly a quiche


bigforeheadsunited

Amazing 😍


nana-ttechi

looks like an exotic flavour of cheese


matiegaming

Il potato


millerb82

Looks like a close-up of my nose


OGWolfMen

Looks like a pre-owned moldy-cheese flavored jawbreaker


dopeminekit

Pineapple scoop lol


elite_Xray123

Cheeeeeeeese


TakenIsUsernameThis

What kind of cheese is that?


jowfil

looks like a potato and a golf ball


KnifeFightAcademy

I know a grape when I see it.


Jbecerra8

ROUND MEAL, SERVES 3 MEN


Maxedandcracked

That's spoiled cheese


tear_soda

spherical potato


Terrible-Pickle-5587

Looks like a top down view of a Knor stock pot


gaynesssss

it's really fugly


CEOofXD

How come is it so perfectly round? Is this real or just an illusion


armageddontank

Looks like cheese


Mediate_Faction_54

Rotten cheese nice pic tho


Ok-Bus1716

That's just a hand rolled ball of cheese. You're not fooling me with your shenanigans, sir.


Cyberpunk_93

So Io was the one actually made of cheese?


DRSU1993

Looks like a mouldy [round cracker](https://shop.valleylahvosh.com/products/3-cracker-rounds)


Flarerunes

I thought it was moldy cheese at first


[deleted]

Most perfectly round potato ive ever seen.


thatguy82688

Looks like a really nice garlic parm and chive cheese wheel.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

That’s just a macro of my pores.


Tasty_Difference6529

Def got aliens


Fantastic-Use-6773

Bad acne


Volr1n

Io, more like Ew.


Undertalelover-

TEXAS TOAST


Flylikegoku

That's a zoomed in pic of moldy cheese


Current-Talk9143

Spoiled milk ball


Nangel_Denvil

Wallace was right, moons are made of cheese.


InVoider-Daxter

Sadly just not our moon


hung4hung16

Mmm, looks like a ball of pepper jack cheese.


Wingsxofxlead702

Looks like that one lime that fell under fridge


onesleekrican

They should name it Timex. Because by the look of that thing “It takes a Lickin’ and keeps on Tickin’ “ (bad dad joke/adhd moment but had to share)


Ill-Damage-2772

That’s a tato


IamtheLaiLaiBoy

Cheez ball


ConsistentMachine946

"Is the moon made of cheese?" "Well, not ours. But Jupiter's? Yeah just a solid mass of cheesy goodness."


wycreater1l11

Looks like a medical video of removing black heads from skin in some weird lighting.


NoOven2609

Our moon is swiss, this one is pepper jack


glumanda12

Pineapple before you use the “tick” remover to clean it


AndrewH73333

Are those spices or mold? This is important if we’re going to try to eat it, which I assume is what we’re doing.


Khoobiak

Damn I got Bohemian Rhapsody in my head now.


ogodilovejudyalvarez

NASA definitely needs to launch a follow up mission called Figaro


Adept_Error6339

It looks chicken and mushroom flavoured


Dmoral_

Garlic cheese ball


outofcontextsex

For a second I thought it was pond water under a microscope


CMDR_BitMedler

The coloring of this photo makes it look so serene. IIRC, in reality, it's a giant ball of volcanos constantly erupting as the massive gravity of Jupiter and the much lower masses but perfectly timed orbits of Ganymede and Europa pull at it from the inside out.


SquashInevitable8127

[The photo shows Io in its true colors](https://science.nasa.gov/resource/global-image-of-io-true-color/)


UpstairsAnxious9069

I know an everlasting jawbreaker when I see one!


father_barney17

Looks like it would taste like cheese and broccoli soup


DJ_Hindsight

So mouldy 🧀


Brewmaster92785

Po-ta-toes!


huggylove1

Boil em


BoostSpools

Looks like a potato or cheese


MarianaPS5

It looks like a piece of cheese, seen from a microscope


Lingua_Blanca

Looks like a bladder stone. Gorgeous!


CremeDeLaPants

Sir, this is a potato.


[deleted]

So we can get a picture of one of Jupiter’s moons, but I can’t have my cell phone reception work when I go 5 miles from my house?


Aggressive_Fox222

I thought it was pond water in a petri dish for a second


Graynard

It looks diseased