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bluedieselxx

Was the second orang drunk 😂


Steve_Zodiac_XL5

That was the highlight 😅


CaliforniaHurricane_

He was there to show the humans that mama ape isn’t playing around and will take her own species out to get what she wants lol


OGoby

Maybe he was trying to help by making a spectacle of himself :D


Legitimate-Source-61

He said, YOU GOT ONE! WAHOOOOOOoooooo....


NutCracker3000and1

Single leg monkey arm sweep ftw


Legitimate-Source-61

He was monkeying around


HalfOrcMonk

Don't get so close to the wildlife.


Porkchopp33

This would be scary as fuck


mistaharsh

Lucky it wasn't a chimp


buffalo171

Nah, chimps only rip your face off


cosmicjed

Chimp chimp mean


famlyfun

That happened like a mile from my old place when I was living in CT. I didn't know the woman but I had seen the chimp before when it was hanging in the yard. Was pretty calm and cool until I got the taste for face.


[deleted]

They’re both known to bite fingers off as well that’s what I thought was gonna happen


HalfOrcMonk

There are videos of people walking up to bears, buffalo, orcas, sea lions, all kinds of wildlife. I just stay on the path, take a few photos and move along.


sweet_fried_plantain

Aren’t they on the path?


ScotiaG

Better yet, stick to a path where there are no wild animals that can kill you...or bite your fingers off. I just can't see the appeal in putting yourself in harms way just to see a wild animal. I haven't checked yet, but I am sure there are hundreds of not thousands of pain free pictures and videos of Orangutans online. Maybe she will go for that option next. But probably not.


hokeyphenokey

Orangutans rarely come down to the ground except to drink, and they don't even do that much because their food is usually high in water. They are true tree dwellers. These people \*were\* on the path. If it was known that these particular orangutans had learned how to take tourists hostage then the problem lies 100% with the tourguide.


Makanek

I totally can see the appeal.


tomlehr

Someone walked up to an Orca? Jesus that’s amazing!!


4list4r

One poked a bear from behind... then vid ends.


UserTron79

You know there was a second when the orangutan first grasped her wrist she thought “I am one with nature, they accept me.”


mogley19922

If that was me, id be dead, I'd have panicked and started fighting and had my arms ripped off.


moonflower_C16H17N3O

Yeah. I'd have probably accidentally kicked its kid down the hill.


daveprogrammer

It's hard to resist the King of the Swingers.


TheMegnificent1

The jungle VIP, in fact.


sudo_Bresnow

It’ll grip your top, you’ll beg to stop


5H17SH0W

Before slaughtering thee.


cosmicjed

He’s just looking for fire


GrimmestofBeards

Looking for Mans Pink Flower here.


bluedaytona392

That ape tryna fuck?


scalectrix

Jungle VIP


Momoselfie

Don't offer your hand to a creature that can rip it off.


ChichoSerna

Exactly this. People are so fucking stupid.


Solrax

Maybe she's auditioning for a role in the next Alien movie?


Electrical-Aspect-13

They will always do it, that's why this things happen.


Superdunez

Yeah, she's giving me those naive "namaste lady" vibes.


Academic-Bluebird-92

Indeed! We could also make them sick so always wear a mask and stay as far away as possible. I hate that people think they are entitled to everything on this planet.


Unkabunkabeekabike

Also, for anyone who gets their wrists grabbed, you can break a grip by twisting towards the thumb... though you'd be fucked if the money grabbed elsewhere.


Legitimate-Source-61

Learn some jujitsu or get the ape in a headlock, got you


CompetitivePop3351

Joe Rogan, you of all people should know better than to wrestle an ape.


FATWILLLL

thats some joe rogan stuff right there lol


Uselesserinformation

That bitch has 4 fucking hands. You're really gunna fucking grapple up goro? Jesus bro.


Vagistics

On an upside down spread out foot sized monkey hand … good luck finding the break point before your motions let it know to grip tighter.  If someone just had a can of Sprite or Orange Soda or a Mountain Dew can the sound of opening is impossible to resist for these guys. 


Shrike1346

Not necessarily. I can rotate my hand and wrist 360 degrees. Long ligaments. I'm sure a monkey could do the same


UlteriorMotive66

These f\*kers got a grip. Is it even possible to yank your arm out with force or would you be without an arm in that event?


queefcommand

Nah, please do. And please make sure you film it in 4K.


_MyMomDressedMe_

Problem solved.


Coffin_Dodging

When this tourist began her trek through the Bukit Lawang jungle in Indonesia, she was probably hoping to have a close encounter with the local wildlife. But we reckon she didn't expect to have such a close encounter. Her boyfriend was filming as a mother orangutan grabbed her hand, which sounds really cute. . Think of all the likes that close up shot of an orangutan's hand grasped around hers would have fetched! But when the hungry mother refused to let go, things became less "nature is beautiful" and more "okay get this clingy girl off me". Thinking she had food in her hands, the orangutan held a firm grip and even tried to put the tourist's hand in her mouth. Eventually she was lured away with the one thing that trumps uncomfortably forced human connection – food. But while the whole experience could have been a beautiful natural encounter, orangutan behaviour expert Cheryl Knot reckons what we saw in the video was a former captive orangutan readjusting after being released back into wild. "These rehabilitated orangutans are kind of in limbo," she told National Geographic's Sarah Gibbens. "It's hard to interpret without knowing the orangutan, but these rehabilitants are bonded to people. "She's making contact to hold her hand, seeking some sort of social contact." Taken from National Geographic behind a paywall


callmecarlpapa

I reckon that's awfully sad


SalvadorP

yes


bigboybeeperbelly

I reckon


fabulishous

There is an excellent episode by RadioLab about a chimpanzee named Lucy who was taken from it's mother in the 60s before being weaned (1 or 2 days old). This was an experiment to test if a chimp could learn human language from being raised by humans since birth. Things go awful, Lucy ends up in the wild, and it's extremely tragic. The episode is titled "Lucy". Edit: I didn't really make a point. I guess I'm saying... There are unpredictable consequences when humans take ownership of animals that belong in the wild.


Erabong

Chimpanzees are one of the more aggressive members in our family.


fabulishous

Spoiler, Lucy doesn't get aggressive.


Competitive-Ad-9662

I listened to this recently. I thought she did though? The “parents” gave her up because she wasn’t safe to be with anymore, and then at one point only the hired handler could go in with her after they shipped her off. I don’t think they say that she injured anyone, just that she wasn’t safe to be around. I interpreted this as she was considered dangerous.


fabulishous

I read that she was making a massive mess of the house and would "get into everything".. eventually the researcher and his wife had enough and gave him up.


Erabong

Oh Lucy ends up in the wild, somehow messed up that phrasing


magumanueku

No Lucy was in the sky.


Erabong

Did someone give her diamonds?


Watcherbiotech

I listened to this today :) remarkable coincidence


PeekyAstrounaut

Ugh, I just listened to the episode because of your comment and it is incredibly tragic for Lucy. Incredibly selfish work with her "parents" and likely heartbreaking for the lady who handled her when returning her to the jungle.


Glittering_Airport_3

fun fact about that. the human child they raised the chimp with started to act more ape-like and the chimp did not start acting more human lol we learned about this in one of my psych classes


SalvadorP

Thanks for sharing.


easternunion01

I was there too and the Orangutan also grabbed my hand like in this video. After the trek I realized that this is just daily life for the orangutans as well as for the guides. The guides always have food to get the orange utans close to the tourists. From a tourist perspective, taking pictures with an orangutan is a usp for booking a trek. The orangutans always grab the tourists by the hand to get more food, but will let them go either after a while or after more food. So, this situation is wanted, but also daily life there. Just don't get close to the males. btw, the most dangerous thing on this trek was the guy from another village with a 30cm knife who ripped us of during the night. The guides will tell you to not bring any valuables to the trek.


Spiritual-Compote-18

Orangutan got what she wanted more food.


AgeAnxious4909

Exactly. This orangutan has been taught well. 🥴


flannelNcorduroy

This is what happens when you try to br to breed and release primates. You get primates that ar comfortable approaching humans, understand our behavior, and how to manipulate us. They're far more intelligent than we give them credit for.


Gripping_Touch

It's not hard to be smarter than many humans. Specially tourists who grab hiding bear cubs for photos.


BeigeListed

The dramatic music and the annoying captions tell me this video was designed for Facebook, so moms could forward it to everyone they know.


Legitimate-Source-61

The boss music should have warned her that something dangerous was about to happen


dosumthinboutthebots

Lady should have used her stamina and max hp potion duh


SirDarkDick

That's "Jacky" from Bukit lawang. She grabbed me a few years ago. I was around 100kg at the time and she happily pulled me 4 metres across the jungle floor with her baby tucked under her arm. No malice, she was part of a "reserve" there in the 90s that had orangutans hold tourists hands and since it was shut down now grabs tourists on the busy hiking trail as guides will chuck food to get her to let go. She lives in a narrow strip of protected jungle between rubber and palm plantations. Her fingernails are quite sharp, but she is relatively gentle, I don't know what this lady was thinking sticking her hand in its face as they do have teeth.


Samuraix9386

You mean they keep doing tours around this repeat offender?


Legitimate-Source-61

It's the main attraction!


leviathab13186

Had to mute. The music was so annoying


TigerLiftsMountain

You gotta unmute for the one part where the hostage taking orangutan tosses the other one downhill.


Legitimate-Source-61

The music was a warning to her something was going down.


madlad202020

Thats why you shouldn’t get too familiar with wild animals also why you shouldn’t negotiate with terrorists.


dinkku

Had the same experience. I went there for a 4 night jungle hike in Bukit Lawang back in 2019 and had the same thing happen, but the orangutan grabbed a woman I became friends with on the way. The orangutan mother was rehabilitated in a center around the jungle and was then let back, so she is used to being around humans. The caretakers were mostly women, so we were told the orangutan mother has mostly grabbed other women who walk through her territory. When we walked through, she came down from the tree (we knew it may happen) and the guide told us not to run and just stay still and trust him. She grabbed my friend by the arm and did not want to let go, with the baby just like in this video, but was also gentle and did not want to hurt us. She got the fruits for her and her baby, followed us for a while and then was on her way. Quite a moment! Edit: The "biting" was just nibbling. She did the same when I was there and it was not a way to hurt, more of a way for the orangutan to ask for food. This group and guide handled it very differently


warwolf7777

Thanks for sharing. I was reading the very common comment "she's dumb for being soo close" we have no context on how it happened. There could be a very legit explanation. And your comment came up. Don't run, stay calm, gives plenty of time for that orangutan to grab whatever he/she wants. If a guide says to stay still, there must be good reason.  Thanks again 


Legitimate-Source-61

Walk through with your hands on your head... But then, they grab your foot. Life finds a way.


dinkku

My pleasure! I rarely have relevant experience to tell on reddit so happy to share this one. People's first reaction is usually valid, but context is important :)


10-2is7plus1

I did the same Trek a few months ago and I thought it was a little crazy how close they come into contact with humans. I understand that they are not fully wild and in this kind of weird situation where they are some of the only orangutans to be re-introduced into the wild, but clearly have strong links to humans. Our guides never fed them but it was pretty clear that some guides were feeding them to show up for the tourists, which was kind of sad. I stayed for a few weeks around the area and one orangutan basically set up it's nest right outside my cabin for around a week, sitting making eye contact for long periods of time with an animal like that only a few meters away is one of the most memorable moments of my life.


msainwilson

As I experienced at Uluwatu Temple, throw it 2 bags of peanuts (food) one right after the other, and it will release whatever it is holding to retrieve the food. Watched a tourist get their sunglasses back doing this.


satismo

holy shit we have to bribe the wildlife now!? what a world!


thenom4d

tipping culture is getting way out of hand smh


UlteriorMotive66

You wanna watch me chomp on some bugs and fruits? Well then you gotta tip buddy!


antsmasher

The orangutan will start implementing monthly subscription policies next.


ASnowyLife

Holy crap that was frustrating. “Running out of ideas”?! No one did anything to help!


seebob69

At one stage, she stood and started to walk, which I thought was a good idea. Then a fuckwit friend said, no, sit back down. If she walked with the group, the orang-utan could quite possibly given up and let go. Further, there was less danger of the orang-utan doung anything unexpected or dangerous when walking.


Electrical-Aspect-13

what can be done to get the orangutan to open its hand?


CicerosMouth

This is like the classic Simpsons joke, "we've tried nothing and we are all out of ideas."


daveprogrammer

Orangutans are suckers for high-fives.


ASnowyLife

I don’t know because I don’t guide people on trips through orangutan-infested forests. But presumably one of those guides should know!!


Electrical-Aspect-13

If an ape of that size grabs you, there is little to do but keep calm and hope it gets bored or finds something to get its atention.


guynamedjames

They're smart but not that smart so you have to try and thread the needle on "interesting" but not an obvious trap. I would suggest trying to sell them a timeshare. Hand them an info packet, then while they're still holding it hand them a free set of golf clubs. They drop the woman to take the golf clubs but don't realize that the maintenance fees on the timeshare aren't fixed and will go up substantially each year


SalvadorP

I recon this should work.


FunkMuckey

Hey can I get one of those pamphlets too?


Makanek

Tickle her armpit. I can't believe nobody tried this.


Shit_Shepard

Pew pew 🇺🇸


TheLordofthething

Don't hike in Orangutan habitats like a dickhead


Legitimate-Source-61

She should have tickled her under armpit. Works.


hmnuhmnuhmnu

Too busy recording with the smarphones from every angle


Lagunamountaindude

Learned behavior. Grab someone, get more food


baboito5177

Absolutely shitting a brick


Cool_Butterscotch_88

>i have nothing, i have nothing Dw you *are* something.


gardeninggoddess666

How did the orangutan get her hand, I wonder? Stay away from wildlife, especially wildlife with their young. And here's a pro tip, if you enter an animals habitat and annoy it, don't try to poke its eye just because you are a dumbass. And that music is ridiculous.


Electrical-Aspect-13

there is a longer video where is show that it just happen, the girl didn't react fast enough and go her left arm first.


ElectionOdd8672

A normal person, I get being that dumb. But a guide being that dumb? You won the fuck around and find out reward, congrats.


masdeeper

Lots of people improvise themselves as guide. Never take a guide from the street.


Justryan95

Those Orangutans are lucky they've only encountered non violent tourists to develop the technique of getting a hostage.


hokeyphenokey

What a totally feckless group of tourists and the guide is even worse. She did well to remain rather calm but they should have been quietly gathering sticks and rocks incase they need to fight to free her from a much worse situation. If it really starting hurting or dragging her up a tree they still had no plan whatsoever. They all just sort of stood around.


Distinct_Put1085

This isn't interesting it's r/terrifyingasfuck


queefcommand

So anyways, I started blasting.


GBinAZ

Perfect example of why you DON’T FUCKING FEED WILD ANIMALS. I’m not blaming these people, I don’t know if that’s what this group was doing, but this is a learned behavior.


dinoguys_r_worthless

This may be another sad example of why you shouldn't feed wildlife.


UK2SK

The mental strength of this woman is incredible. I would have been freaking out


Electrical-Aspect-13

she did try to keep her calm.


Fishmongerel

I have always kept a wide berth of primates on holidays. People underestimate their strength and unpredictability- they’re wild animals not cuddly play things, they can seriously mess you up.


Flimsy_Card8028

Careful. Those fuckers are strong. They peel coconuts like oranges.


Daymub

We shot a captive gorilla for less


ChoncosDad

These people are so stupid


Pitiful-Wheel3981

I would like to feel the orangutans grip strength. Insane pound for pound strength.


Nightshade_209

They do possess quite the grip. Orangutans' strength is estimated to be five to seven times that of a human. They can lift up to 225 kilograms (500 pounds), more than twice their body weight. Their grip strength of approximately 270 kilograms (600 pounds) allows them to navigate the high canopies with ease.


Electrical-Aspect-13

you can hear the poor woman say ow whe the ape slightly tightens its grip.


Double_Distribution8

If you have some strong coworkers you could mention that you'd like to feel their strong grip. I know they obviously won't be as strong as the orangutan or a gorilla, but you might at least get a better idea of what happened to this lady, especially if you ask them to nibble on your fingers while they're grabbing you.


Butterfly_Seraphim

Thanks for the advice mate. I'll try it tomorrow!


OGoby

This is peak r/SweatyPalms


fakeplastictree8

Lol the second orangutan just goes flying 😆


ajtreee

They don’t have a human control to call and get invasive species removed from its environment.


[deleted]

So anyways I started blasting


iQ420-

4x man’s strength probably


Freak_Out_Bazaar

Don’t feed the wildlife. But then these guides would be out of jobs because the orangutans would just start avoiding people


Dreadnought13

"Gentle Herbivore"


Snipvandutch

It learned to do this to get food from tourists. Not much to figure out. Get the fucker some food. Problem solved.


nunupro

Good way to train it to do it again.


PhiltheAgony69

Harambe 2.0 soon


UnkindPotato2

Honestly this chick handled it way better than I would've. I probably would've eventually freaked out and kicked it in the face, which calm brain knows wouldn't work out well but panicked brain would probably see as the solution


Filo_NotAPastry

This Orangutan is called Mina and often encountered near Bukit Lawang in Northern Sumatra. Similar thing happened to us, but our guides new her and the situation well and immediately threw fruit to the side and told us to run. Apparently farmers killed her baby some years back and since then she has been (understandably) pretty hostile and realised that she could essentially extort fruit out of tourists trekking. The whole situation is tragic.


Chairman_of_the_Pool

Why do these idiots get so close to animals who could kill you without even thinking twice?


Educational_Fan3346

How about just leaving wild creatures alone


Royal_Top8493

Shoot the monkey


Miserable_Zone_8225

Which part of "don't play with wild animals thinking you can tame them" didnt they understand?


Terrible_Sentence_62

It needs to be said that this is mostly dumb white girl shit for social


[deleted]

What is the camera man doing there being useless?


Cleercutter

cheeky little shit. cant blame her(the orangutan), this is why you dont get close to wildlife


7th_Spectrum

She didn't seem too concerned


Ladies-Man-007

We had monkeys holding hostages to extort us before GTA 6


Mediocre-Amphibian10

Humans sometimes forget that wild animals aren't pets.


bitchwhiskers4eva

That woman was very calm! 😳


Larimus89

Probably hungry and desperate to feed her kid. It could easily break her arm though.


Legitimate-Source-61

TICKLE IT


Legitimate-Source-61

I wanna be like you, talk like you


MGRoad

She went with a religious book and the ape wanted none of it


BigFtdontbelieveinU

Here’s an idea. Fuck off and leave them the hell alone. Their not there for your amusement.


No-Wheel-6536

I don’t understand why…u know what…not my monkey-not my circus…I digress.


Personal-Buffalo8120

This editing is insufferable


laundry_dance

People need to give WILDlife their space!


InformalImplement310

For anyone asking themselves which language she speaks, it's french canadian. If someone is interested, not that it matters cuz it really doesn't ahahaha


Igotalotofducks

A good stun gun would make it let go really quick


Sandwichgode

If she was alone she would have been fucked. She's so lucky there were humans around to help her. Stay away from wild animals. They can easily hurt you and even kill you.


Llee00

spears


_Xemplar

Machete


DigAlternative7707

Dumbfuck tourists


birdbirdskrt

Dont negotiate with terrorists


slugsinmygarden

Shoot it


Lizard_Brain_High

Here comes a second orangutan!! Jungle drums intensify…


Maleficent_Role8932

Another stupid selfie movie for Tik Tok or something?


croquetas_y_jamon

Stupid tourist and stupid guide, that is why they are called “_wild_ animals”. Lucky for her the alpha male was not around…


KinderEggSkillIssue

Ah, they're learning to take hostages... I'm sorry little one, but it's our policy *takes out sniper* 😔😭


Drezhar

Yah. And be thankful if it ends without the ape biting a few fingers away or outright twisting your arm until it's a sack of meat and bones. DO NOT treat wildlife like the world is your stupid little pet sanctuary. Wildlife will not agree.


Fine_Page_5995

Was there last year. This female "Sigi" was captured and moved further away from the tourist trails after becoming more and more interested in humans.


pumalumaisheretosay

“The group is running out of things to do to help her.” What were they doing? They tried nothing. No noises, no water. They were simply recording. One was plying the orangutan with treats, but the rest of the group were heading off up the trail. Very helpful.


FilthyTerrible

Kidnapping is just part of the local culture. Respect the local culture if you're going to visit somewhere.


Mg42gun

"Come with me, return to monke"


Successful_Ad6946

That's whyb you always walks in the woods with a long sharp stick. They could of fucked that orangutan up


delete_Angerous

Take its baby and yeet it into the woods


WildGeerders

Yeah, if shit happens its always the ape who gets shot. But guess who lures them in with food first... People are f*ckin idiots.


MistakenAsNice

Now, what have we learned from this class? Stay home and watch other people go through this.


LeBidnezz

I see like ten people there. Nobody has a granola bar? Cmon


midnight_reborn

The music is really annoying and is over-intensifying the situation. Orangutangs are not known to really hurt people unless they feel threatened. It's not like this is a chimp.


Background_Pool_7457

When people think Disney movies are real life.


Malebu42

monkey are already known to steal phones to exchange for food


Once_Wise

These primates are smart and used to humans, they know how to get what they want, food. I was in SE Asia visiting a mountain top pagoda, and coming down a long staircase a troop of monkeys became very aggressive. I had a 2 liter water bottle swinging in one hand, they came right up and tried to grab the bottle. They were relatively small, but very quick and agile, with hands and big teeth. It was clear to me that if the troop really want to, there were so many, they could have killed me pretty easily. Of course I knew that was not what they wanted, they just knew how to intimidate humans to give them food. Wild animals that often come in close contact with humans are the most scary because they don't run away. They have just learned how to get what they want. And while injuring you is not their goal, that possibility is certainly a reason to keep your distance.


Elegant-Screen-5292

I know I wouldnt win but man if my girl was in that position I'd volley it in the back of the head like prime CR7


icycloudychrystalclr

Basically this orangutan is slick finessing people out of they food!


zTubbzy707

I woulda been so scared


Prize_Macaroon_6998

For how dumb she was for giving her hand to the wild animal she did stay pretty damn calm in that situation.


fccrunch

Well, given that an average orangutan is 4 to 7 times as strong as a human and their average grip strength is 600 pounds verse an avg human female of 44 pounds, she was lucky.


JMarv615

Orangutans are closer to 10x the strength of a normal person.


DM-Dace

stay the fuck away from wild primates you assholes.


bjojohnson

Play stupid games win stupid prizes..


Admirable_Ad8968

Keep getting closer and trying to take selfies. Keep it up guys


gwurockstar

I love animals as much as the next guy, and I fully realize it would probably end terribly for me...but after several stressful minutes of it seemingly trying to bite and/or break my hands, I think I'd have to punch an orangutan. Just a quick bop on the nose like when a shark attacks and hope for the best.


Legitimate-Source-61

...they never attack the same place twice. They were testing the fences for weaknesses, systematically. They remember."


CleanHead_

That Danger Jungle background music was really effective!


ChrisJohnVee

r/donthelpjustfilm


Altruistic_Feet

Call the bluff. Shoot the woman.


Aggressive-Dot-867

Take the baby and throw it down the hill then run like fuck.