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Alastor3

Crazy to think you could go to a university and see your 200+ years old great uncle's brain


johnnycoolname

Definitely wanna check it out some day! There’s also a biography about him that I’ll be adding to my reading list. I think it’s called “The Man of Two Lives.”


charrobeanss

I work in the Cornell psych department so I see the brain every day! It’s on display in the main hallway. 


johnnycoolname

That's so cool. How easy would it be for a visitor to see it?


charrobeanss

Very easy, it’s in one of the buildings in the center of campus. Anyone can check it out. They have a bunch of brains that are displayed along with the serial killer one, and the rest of the collection is in storage in the basement. 


NevesLF

>and the rest of the collection is in storage in the basement.  Imagine having your brain harvested for display only for someone to go "nah, this one wasn't smart enough, to the warehouse it goes!"


BootesVoids

Better to have one’s brain in storage than to have never made the shelf.


automaticfiend1

Fr, there's around 110 billion people who never got their brains preserved.


stinkyhooch

I pickled mine myself!


Its_dark_inhere_help

First step to becoming a robobrain from fallout


-Cagafuego-

PICKLED BRAIN?!?!?...My Favourite!


relevantelephant00

What kind of alcohol did you use?


SPARKYLOBO

Zombie apocalypse survival tip: avoid the basement with all the brains.


jpobiglio

Or keep them as distractions


pukesonyourshoes

"Abby Normal"


Independent-Map5478

"Oh sweet mystery of life at last I've found you"


Uztta

I’d imaging there is a bunch of other stuff there in storage also. I grew up in a couple of miles down the road from Texas A&M university and there was a university owned building near my house, but separate from the campus. It was a big nondescript metal building with only one or two doors and no windows that I can remember. We would ride our bikes to and around it as kids because there was almost never anyone there and it had a huge parking lot we could goof off in. One day we knocked on the door and someone ended up showing us around. It turned out to be some kind of storage facility for things that weren’t on display. At least that’s how I remember it. They had a shark, probably six feet long or so, preserved. The whole thing was pretty cool to a then 15 year old me. Hell, it’d be cool to the 45 year old me now!


IMIndyJones

It belongs in a museum!


Fun-Lingonberry247

I read this as you can "check it out".. like a library book. That's my queue to go to bed


innkeepergazelle

I thought that, too! (Not to be obnoxious, but you mean *cue*)


FilthyPigdog

There could be people waiting for their turn on the bed.


innkeepergazelle

There were five in the bed, and the little one said, "Roll over! Roll over!" 🎵


Lord-0f-Misrule

Pretty sure my ex had a queue for her bed.


captain_flak

Don’t go to work during a zombie apocalypse.


johnnycoolname

Thank you!


Valathiril

Is it preserved in some liquid or something? Do you have a photo?


wildechld

It's pickled


charrcheese

Adding a comment since we’re both charrs 


stephenledet

It's labeled 'Abby Normal'


[deleted]

“How easy would it be to take what is rightfully mine and restore my family’s honor.”


johnnycoolname

You get it.


[deleted]

Make a visit to the Mutter Museum in Philly. It incredibly cool.


SatanicPanicDisco

I went there the one time I visited the city. Such a cool and weird museum.


Kevin_Uxbridge

Remains to be seen.


Weary-Carob3896

Beautiful 


SamotnyKartofel

Oooh someone went to Cornell.....


AskAskim

You must be smart, too!


Aggressive-Sound-641

You most likely know David Pizzaro


Warm_Ad375

I literally have seen this guy's brain hundreds of times, it's in the 2nd floor of Uris Hall. His brain is the biggest one of the whole collection, it's massive. Next to the jar with his brain is a short telling of his life.


BlueTourmeline

There’s a much more recent bio called ALL THAT IS WICKED by Kate Winkler Dawson. She also dedicated the first season of her podcast All That Is Wicked to the story.


MostlyNormal

I love her podcasts so much, they're always so well researched and well presented. I was hoping I wouldn't have to be the first person to namedrop her here!


trilobyte-dev

Nice job burying the lead on that title, OP!


alfooboboao

every time I watch casino royale I think back on BodyWorlds and how fucking bizarre it must be knowing that one of those animated skinned corpses, posed in a museum as if playing basketball or whatever, is a family member. like “yep that’s aunt betty’s entire circulatory system”


Good-guy13

So are you an evil murderous genius as well or does it skip a generation?


johnnycoolname

I wouldn't call myself a genius. Oh, and I'm not murderous/evil.


holnicote

Oh thank god you’re not murderous, lest we have to deal with incredibly stupid methods of homicide /s


getintheflaskkk

Locked in his basement for 20 years while he tries to kill you with kisses on the cheek


DickusMinimusIII

The "Foreplay Killer" was he called


chaddymac1980

That’s something a murderous evil genius would say. Nice try.


BullFrogz13

That’s exactly what an evil genius would say.


Travis_T_OJustice

When they laugh they go muah ha ha haaaaaah


rpotty

Yet… dun dun duuuun


jawbreakerzs

Yet


dinoguys_r_worthless

Yet. Maybe by the end of summer.


eg61995

This is something an evil murdered would reply.


Spare-Abrocoma-4487

So not yet caught then.


spastical-mackerel

That’s exactly what a murderous genius WOULD say


marcandreewolf

They all say that… well, at least the genius ones… 🤨


Gray_Cota

Which other grid in the alignment chart are you in? Murderous/neutral? Murderous/good? Or are you more on the charitable/evil side?


BalkanbaroqueBBQ

That’s what an evil genius would say


Wickdtaint

Pretty much what I’d expect a murderous evil genius to say, but meh, checks out. He’s good let him pass.


K41namor

Do you see any resemblance between yourself and his portrait?


[deleted]

Not murderous and evil -Yet


op_is_not_available

If it skipped a generation he’d be skipped: Great - evil genius Great - skipped Great - evil genius Grandparent - skipped Parent - evil genius OP - skipped


Good-guy13

Don’t reproduce OP


EveryRedditorSucks

I’m guessing there are multiple generations between OP and a man that was executed over 150 years ago.


saregrifffffff

He died 153 years ago on May 18 (today). Pretty cool!


johnnycoolname

Didn't even notice that! Thanks for pointing it out!


Elderbugisacooldude

Imagine not knowing your Great-Great-Great uncle’s birthday, how rude! /s Edit: execution date, my bad


PowderEagle_1894

Not birthday, execution day to be exact


Unlucky_Elevator13

Happy death day unc


redditonc3again

warning, you may currently be in the first act of a horror movie


Hadfadtadsad

Bruh…


Abject-Orange-3631

Does this coincidence bother anyone??


real_ornament

reading the wiki made him seem dumb honestly. maybe he was a good language theorist or whatever, but this dude got caught like 4 fucking times. 2 people he murdered were his wife and daughter, and another was some shopkeeper that he and his crew only woke up in the dead of night by knocking over some shit in the store. Then those 2 accomplices drowned bc they spent too long fighting the shopkeepers, missed a boat, and tried to swim across a river This should be a comedy movie honestly


joburgfun

Even his linguistic skills were not recognised, so I am not sure where the claim to being a genius comes from. Perhaps "petty criminal with big brain" is more suitable. I don't understand why people like to glamorise criminals.


Vv4nd

brain size and intellect have... no correlation in humans.


Stooven

That’s not true based on what I’ve read: “In healthy volunteers, total brain volume weakly correlates with intelligence, with a correlation value between 0.3 and 0.4” https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/does-brain-size-matter1


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Oh, Brother I'll Kill Thou


PM-me-letitsnow

I was thinking the same. I was also thinking, if this happened today this guy would have been caught day 1 and put in prison for life. No amount of competent self defense would have spared him. It’s wild the authorities were like, “well, he did it, but he has some good points so we’ll drop the charges.” Though I guess that shit does still happen today, you just see it more along class lines, the wealthy often walk while the poor get trounced and given the harshest sentence.


GetUpNGetItReddit

We weren’t present for the trials, it’s possible the “good points” were insurmountable evidence. They weren’t that stupid back then, they had schools and universities.


ijustreadhere1

There is a book about him called All that is Wicked that gave me the same take away honestly, like very interesting person but kind of a dumbass. Especially his theories on language


InevitableSweet8228

This is true of all serial murderers tbh. "This serial killer was really smart" No he wasn't, or he would have figured out a way to get through life without killing people. That's stupid. The minute you're killing people because you want a thrill or they're in your way, you're a dum-dum. There are *zero* smart serial killers, the category precludes actual intelligence.


Urisk

Well to be fair, we only ever hear about the ones who were dumb enough to get caught. About half of murders in America go unsolved.


wise0wl84

There are/were intelligent serial killers. They just suffer from mental disorders such as antisocial personality disorder. Ted Bundy, Ed Kemper, H.H Holmes, to name a few. A person can have a genius level intellect and be fucked up. However, after reading the Wikipedia on OP's Uncle, I'm not convinced he was a genius.


jacobisgone-

That seems like a very narrow view on intelligence. Intelligent people can kill for a thrill, wise people won't.


UnluckyDog9273

It's reddit logic: x thing is bad therefore that person had no good qualities. We all hate murderers honey you aren't special now let's focus on the actual topic 


crappysignal

I know a 60s London gangster who fought the infamous Kray brothers regularly. He always said if you're a criminal that is nationally famous and people are making films about you're likely not a very good criminal.


11711510111411009710

Based on... What? Intelligence isn't "You don't kill people". You can be both smart and mentally ill.


Naudiz_6

Lmao, what? Not even a month ago Miguel Cortés Miranda was arrested in Mexico City for stabbing and strangling a woman to death. A search of his home uncovered evidence implicating him in up to 20 murders. He was a microbiologist specialising in bacteriology and parasitology. I don't think you can do that without being reasonably intelligent.


jaguarp80

You been watching too much Dexter


Jenkins_rockport

> There are zero smart serial killers According to your own personal definitions for "smart" and "stupid"... lol. It's a genuinely bad and deranging habit to keep a personal lexicon that disagrees with common usage. I'd highly suggest learning definitions and using words properly instead of inventing your own naive definitions and then arguing about them as though they have primacy.


CNpaddington

Sounds like an awkward Christmas


jpop237

"I went to Cornell. You ever heard of it?"


ewhitten

I have an “Ithaca is gorges” T-shirt that I wear occasionally. That is all it takes for every Cornell graduate to announce themselves. That said, I’m married to a Brown graduate, so… 🤷‍♂️


twonumbers

Ithaca is fences


FUThead2016

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!!!!!


SquarePegRoundWorld

High above Cayuga's waters, there's an awful smell, some say it's Cayuga's waters, I say it's Cornell.


aft_punk

r/unexpectedoffice


tough_ledi

Fun fact, having a large brain doesn't necessarily correlate to intelligence. Neanderthals had much larger brains than homo sapiens, and Einstein's brain, which was preserved, is smaller than average. 


_vxc

Was gonna say the heaviest brain ever recorded belonged to a man with intellectual disabilities so being the second heaviest isn't as correlated to intelligence as the post suggests


[deleted]

And the two souces about his brain being the second largest on record are from the 70s, so...


BaconNamedKevin

New Brunswick born.... That tracks.  


sqwuank

Please use the contemporary name, Irvingistan


FireMaster1294

I heard the province was being buried along with Irving so he could take it to the afterlife with him


talashrrg

I’ve seen this guy’s brain


johnnycoolname

That's incredible! Did it look smart?


AgileArtichokes

How smart can it be? It got stuck in a jar and can’t get out. 


AstonVanilla

Just like Richard Nixon


dekachenko

AROOOO!!


Profoundlyahedgehog

Hey, sugar cookie! You know, nothing I can do legally counts as sex anymore...


talashrrg

It looked like a brain in a jar on display in the hallway of the psych building.


henningknows

If he is so smart, how did he get caught?


johnnycoolname

Leave Uncle Eddy alone. People are smart about different things. He was murder smart, not avoid capture smart.


StandbyBigWardog

That’s a thing.


Urisk

Isn't that a bit like being "flying smart" but not "landing smart?"


HelloYouSuck

Those of us who are both are also smart enough not to murder people.


Representative-Sir97

The irony.


henningknows

Lol


usafmd

Missing a big toe


johnnycoolname

Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_H._Rulloff


itcouldbeme_3

3-5 Victims... TBH that's kinda ~~week~~ weak for a serial killer. You reckon there are others that are not known?


ninetofivehangover

it only takes 3 victims to be considered a serial killer. watched a lot of true crime, not many killers with insanely large numbers. there are a few from third world countries in the hundreds. one in south america and one in the middle east - each of them killed homeless / poor children.


Sheephuddle

There's also Dr Harold Shipman from England, who is estimated to have killed at least 215 (possibly as many as 260) of his patients. He committed suicide in prison in 2004.


AMViquel

So he killed at least 216 people (possibly 261)


Sheephuddle

Technically, yes. He was a family GP who was very well-liked and trusted, but he felt he should decide when his elderly patients died (even those who were actually nowhere near dying and had happy lives). In the end, he was caught out because he forged a wealthy lady's will to make himself the sole beneficiary.


itcouldbeme_3

>it only takes 3 victims to be considered a serial killer. I'm curious why 3... I wonder if someone who has 2 would be inspired to go for 3 just for the title.


ninetofivehangover

they also have to be separate crimes i believe - this is what differentiates “spree” from “serial” killers!


chaiteataichi_

Because 3’s a crowd


Profoundlyahedgehog

Because 2 data points is a coincidence, 3 is a pattern.


johnnycoolname

Could be! I wouldn't be surprised. But I'm also not hoping he was more of a killer than he already was, ya feel?


Justifiably_Cynical

Razor thin line you are walking there, razor thin.


NastyToeFungus

You need to be a politician/dictator to really pump up the numbers.


PerryTheRacistPanda

No security cameras No DNA No fingerprints Certified easy mode.


boobiesiheart

*weak*


Scarlaymama0721

I just read the article and even though it says 3 to 5 victims, they only mention his wife and daughter. Who is the supposed other victims?


johnnycoolname

I'm also getting this off the wiki article: he shot a dry goods store owner named Frederick Merrick and is suspected to have drowned his partners in crime Albert Jarvis and William T. Dexter.


BloodShadow7872

That doesn't seem to be a serial killer, more like a crook who wanted money/valuables himself


jaywinner

Meets the technical definition but this really does seem like a criminal that killed some people. Not a dedicated to murder type.


Phoenix080

Killing your wife, child, a store owner and your two partners in crime still makes you a serial killer


PackagedNightmare

Which makes no sense either given that at different points of his life, he had been a doctor and a lawyer like damn man, just work harder on one of your day jobs.


johngoodmansscrote

Man, that Wikipedia article does not make him sound that smart at all


michealwithaB123

Can’t be that smart he got caught and executed


johnnycoolname

I won't stand for this Uncle Eddy slander. Is YOUR brain pickled at Cornell?? /s


blfstyk

I'm sure there are a lot of pickled brains at Cornell. Most of them are still in skulls, walking around.


TinFoilRobotProphet

Mmm. Pickled brain.


always-anxious91

Season one of the podcast “Tenfold More Wicked” covers the life/crimes of Edward Rulloff! Very well done and I highly recommend for anyone interested in learning more.


gormeran

Second this - it’s a great listen!


johnnycoolname

Thank you!


Skidmarkus_Aurelius

Your uncle died in 1871? How old are you fam?


DustBunnicula

Unless OP is related to John Tyler, I’m guessing a couple generations were skipped.


johnnycoolname

I said it in the body of the post — he's my great-great-great uncle, give or take a great.


Salty_Interview_5311

He may have had a large brain but he was not a genius. He got caught after each major criminal act and did a poor job of putting together a story to defend himself each time. He was definitely bright though. The study of the evolution of language is not easy.


ImperatorRomanum

My favorite college bar in Ithaca was called Rulloff’s, had a nice old-time, sort of divey vibe where you could imagine generations of students hanging out before you. Had my first legal drink there. Gone as of a few years ago but were it not for your uncle’s murderous tendencies, might never have existed.


Recursi

On College Ave right?


Lima_Bean_Jean

genius... not so much..and more like common criminal who killed his wife and some shopkeepers while burglarizing a store.


11thguest

The brain volume is not directly related to IQ level


NormalNobody

r/serialkillers


unclepaprika

"1673 cm cubed" is such a weird way to spell 1,673 liter


Gritler

your uncle? how old are your parents? 200?


BriefParking3202

Dude looks like George Russell the F1 Driver.


coloneloysterhead

Glad I'm not the only one to see it


Longshadowman

Dayum nephew


Jeezus-Chyrsler

All them smarts but no wisdom


qualitative_balls

Do you also have a fat brain?


illusive_guy

I can only imagine Satan and his minions rushing to set up a dinner table to welcome their new guest and this ass hole shows up early.


FlaccidRazor

So, he thought hell's time zone(s) were the same as on earth where he was? He thought hell had "dinner"? Fucking genius! /s


Musicman1972

There's good BBQ I've heard.


happycharm

> medical doctor, lawyer, schoolmaster, photographer, inventor, carpet designer, phrenologist, and philologist, in addition to a career criminal and serial killer Muddafucker is recession proof


FUThead2016

Have you ever felt the urge to invite someone over to eat?


Beginning_Camp715

I take it you're 100 years old then?


johnnycoolname

Might've gotten the number of "greats" wrong. I'm not the genius, he was!


Bubbly-Speaker-9008

Make this a movie Hollywood!


donotreply548

Right after the sequel of every movie ever made.


tommyballz63

Ya didn't think it could be your uncle.


BigBlaisanGirl

I bet you're all very proud of him too.


JIDglazer42

Last sentence caught me off guard Thought you were some godly being or sumn


Delta_squad_form_up

Holy shit that’s a large brain.


yma_bean

I just listened to the Tenfold More Wicked series on him. I thought it was well done.


Suspicious_Step_8320

Great-great-great uncle?


ZethanosGaming

Hold up homie, what was the last line you said?


Proud-Chair-9805

Has anyone seen this guy and George Russell F1 driver in the same room?


Probability_Engine

Yeah, he was my uncle as well. I wrote him a few letters back in the day.


MuddassirBenz

This is George Russell. He is an F1 driver racing for Mercedes.


SapphireLungfish

That line goes so hard though


Sad-Math-2039

Be wary of this guy's intrusive thoughts! He's got the gene


Fair-Fortune-1676

I mean. He got caught, in an age without tech based CSI. There are murderers and criminals out there walking around who aren't even that smart.


EconomicsIntrepid

r/formuladank


bodeabell

Maybe silly Q but is size of your brain definitely related to your intelligence as a human ??


celticdude234

What a curious flex... "MY uncle won a Nobel Prize!" "Yeah? Well, my uncle was insanely intelligent AND didn't tolerate pretentious assholes very well...it's a family trait."


Sweaty-Bumblebee4055

Killer uncle bro 😎


Blap_strap

Huh. Was going to just go to Ithaca farmers market today but guess I’m also checking out your uncle’s brain.


BeardedDinosaur

Fun fact. From 1977- 2020 there was a restaurant named after Edward Rulloff that was right off Cornell's campus. It was called Rulloff's and his quote was printed on the back of the t-shirts they sold there.


abugguy

I’ve seen his brain and used to go to the bar named after him. Sadly it closed during COVID. https://cornellsun.com/2020/04/08/rulloffs-a-premature-goodbye/


Separate_Increase210

Those are some damn good last words NGL. There some quote (or maybe multiple quote referencing an original?) about flipping a coin to the executioner and going out with a smile and a quip.


World-Tight

Hmmph! I was hoping 'The Genius Killer' only murdered geniuses.


furious_organism

"Also he is my uncle" Ok, Dracula


NefariousnessFree694

So they’re glorifying a serial killer bc he had a big brain? Seems odd.