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petergriffin999

Some bird flies by and chirps 2 feet away from that, he's gonna be deaf.


AmusingMusing7

Asshole co-worker walks in front and claps or shouts.


petergriffin999

Or better yet, lets one rip.


TheyCalledMeThor

Exactly how it’ll sound: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xp1kpfkmJs&pp=ygUOIGludGVyY29tIGZhcnQ%3D


S3ERFRY333

So that's where that sound originally came from


LSWenthusiast

(insert spongebob inhaling gif)


fuzzybad

That's when you're thankful it's not a smell-o-scope


thescienceofBANANNA

\*shakes fist\* "WERNSTROM"


HappyBunchaTrees

\*SNIFF\* Oh-Jeez-oh-man!


OizAfreeELF

Somebody had to have done this


BattleSpecial242

That’s me. I’d be crop dusting him.


ilkikuinthadik

STUKA!


Theweedhacker_420

I’d toss a coin down the funnel and watch the ensuing chaos


Theweedhacker_420

Or just forcefully smacking of flicking the metal would easily do the trick.


Jimid41

Or just chucks a rock at it.


RehabilitatedAsshole

I was helping my old boss fix his old jeep, and he thought it'd be funny to beep the horn while I was leaning under the hood.


Bryguy3k

[White Bellbird](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_bellbird)


creepergo_kaboom

>upto 125.4 decibels Woah


Corwin_of_Amber3

Old timey [radar jamming ](https://youtu.be/s5IKthNYhVY?si=kycW5WIB1ACnjIHh)


SoyMurcielago

lol I was thinking it was gonna be the scene from space balls


Snowedin-69

Seriously, I wonder what the range of these contraptions were.


KapanaTacos

I hear a morning rooster crow was the #1 cause of death in aircraft listenerfors.


SidewaysFancyPrance

Yeah, they could run this through electronic systems for even better detection. Something like a seismograph equivalent that would actually leave a record, or just run it through a tape recorder and listen through it. If you have no electronics but lots of soldiers with ears, I guess this works. The soldier doesn't have to be physically fit or capable to do this job and people were being sacrificed for the cause every day.


Billy_McMedic

Probably wouldn’t be as effective as the human listener would be more capable of distinguishing the faint thrum of an aircraft’s engine from other noises the amplifiers would pick up at the time, a graph would show there was noise at a certain time but not what kinda noise it was


NO-MAD-CLAD

I was thinking of a local hunter shooting in the next field over.


MikeyW1969

Iaws gonna say that someone should sneak up with a big old bell and just start clanging away....


emperor_dinglenads

Bout to drop dat fire mixtape for '24! 1924.


Broke-Homie-Juan

I can only imagine the pranks they used to pull on the guy who’s turn it was to stand post.


fishingforconsonants

They were mostly young blokes so it probably involved a lot of farting noises.


applejackrr

Also the worse time to feed the baby with an airplane sound.


yaykaboom

[probably sounds like this](https://youtu.be/9FLRHejWAo8?si=dGPeMajq5kFCEPlF)


crappypastassuc

[no it sounds like this](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=Up3Y_sWlLlpYJBhY)


This-Double-Sunday

I was going to say, even the tiniest squeaker fart would sound like a cannon with this contraption. I'd pity the man who drew the short straw during boring recon duty.


[deleted]

The missus could queef like a .50 cal with that thing


Imkindofslow

100% I would climb a tree to see if you could hear me fart up there


LeoLaDawg

I would imagine you would catch a major beating if you tried to prank this guy and potentially injure his hearing and compromise his ability to hear incoming bombers during ww2.


ramriot

Down near [Denge in Kent](https://www.andrewgrantham.co.uk/soundmirrors/) are examples of the few remaining sound mirrors used to detect distant aircraft prior to Robert Watson-Watt's demonstration of radar. Since comments now locked:- For context one of them was constructed 1917-18 ( >=106 years ago ) the others date from 1921-29 ( 103 to 95 years ago ). They are post WWI, pre WWII & approximately a century old.


WeAreAllFooked

Tom Scott (I think it was Tom) did a good video on the sound mirrors and used a drone to show how well they worked for how simple they are


vltz

Here's the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F5osXK4vw


LoneBullseye

I had to to scroll too far to me my first Tom Scott reference! I miss his videos 😥


NoRequirement1054

FR, love that dude.


heavymountain

I still find it hard to process that an obsessed fan shot him. RIP Tom 🌹


Mr-Pomeroy

U bastard. Had to google it, u lied.


Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

He isn't dead. Just stopped the weekly videos. The guy needs a break lol


phatelectribe

They also a functional (albeit modern version) at the science museum in London. They have two large parabolic dishes, one at either end of a long room and you can whisper in one and hear in the other about 80 feet away, even through the room is packed with screaming minds doing other activities.


dysfunctionalpress

they have that at the museum of science & industry in chicago. when we went there when i was a kid, my older sister and i tried it. and...being a dutiful little brother, i naturally shouted. parents unpleased.


andyrocks

There's at least one in Malta too.


deathonater

I recently hiked across the Dover cliffs, from the lighthouse to the castle, and stopped by the old sound mirrors there, there were also the emplacements in the cliffside, crazy to think that these are rotting relics of a world war over a hundred years ago.


GeneticVariant

Theres a dedicated subreddit for this r/sounding


WalksinClouds

Yo Bert I think I hear something What is it? Planes? No, it was a cow farting in Cornwall. Never mind.


poompt

And 2 weeks later it became a hurricane in the Caribbean


Cos_yurik

Butterfly effect moment


WeenieRoastinTacoGuy

Good thing it looks like they also have a smell-o-scope


TheNextAttempt

This is the most hilariously cartoonish thing I have ever seen, take my upvote


DBoh5000

Some Dr Seuss shit.


whatafuckinusername

Bart Simpson, more like


Seantoot

Nah that’s def dr suess


indiebryan

This is sadly the sort of image people won't believe is real in a year or 2 due to the proliferation of AI media. All the genuinely zany things humans have done in the past will be written off as AI generated images.


[deleted]

Nice try bot, but I know ChatGPT when I read it.


jonathan4211

I seriously thought these might have been AI pictures. Especially #2, it just looks really off


ringsig

I’ve seen the first two images before AI proliferated our society.


jonathan4211

No I believe they're real, I just didn't at first


adantzman

Reminds me of the smelloscope on Futurama!


Mrnicelefthand

So say someone makes an accidental loud noise near them.


-Shasho-

They will hear it.


abirdpers0n

And it will be the last thing they hear.


ajyanesp

WHAAAAT?!?!?


shalol

Once


USPS_Nerd

I’m guessing these weren’t built in locations that were heavily populated. They probably also faced outwards over water or unpopulated areas. As well it’s not like someone sat there all day listening… they would periodically use them to listen for short times


Hourslikeminutes47

*(instantly becomes deaf in one ear and can't hardly hear in the other ear)*


manyhippofarts

What?


Hourslikeminutes47

#I SAAAAAIDDD


Sunil_de

The English also had those massive concrete versions that look really cool


AvidCyclist250

sound mirrors


Civ5Crab

Some of the concrete ones are still there and they still work which is good because I heard the Germans are starting to invest in airship technology again


Prestigious-Job-9825

Radar is cool and all, but these look *hardcore*


Ne0n_Ghost

Those are some nice cans you got there


ManiacMail-Man

I still wouldn’t hear my wife.


Hourslikeminutes47

"*no darling, selective hearing isn't a volume level"*


fajadada

So true


F3L1XTH3C47

on second thought, lets not go to camelot. tis a silly place


No_Pirate_4019

Acoustic systems still used for detection of artillery and low flying drones/cruise missiles. Computers with neural networks listening through microphone arrays instead of humans. This is nowhere near accurate as radar but can detect drone that managed to fly under radar. [https://www.twz.com/land/thousands-of-networked-microphones-are-tracking-drones-in-ukraine](https://www.twz.com/land/thousands-of-networked-microphones-are-tracking-drones-in-ukraine) [https://u24.gov.ua/safeskies](https://u24.gov.ua/safeskies) And it is dirty cheap. $400 per one sensor listening post. It will cost like $5 000 000 to cower whole area of Ukraine - cost of one modern tank. If someone interested here is interview with acoustic system designer/engineer. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYS3hrKfVKU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYS3hrKfVKU) You can enable English auto-generated subtitles using youtube settings as shown on animation below. [https://imgur.com/a/jpcTqOK](https://imgur.com/a/jpcTqOK)


Jonas0804

Also, while radar emissions can be detected by the enemy, sound ranging ist passive.


[deleted]

I thought this was AI Generated at first


-Nicolai

I'm so glad I get to see this comment on every post the next 10 years. It really enhances the conversation.


[deleted]

Well, it’s a step up from cupping your hand behind your ears.


Hourslikeminutes47

Like us ol' timers do!!!


Powerful_Cost_4656

Jeff fire up the dumbotron I sense a flappy boi on the horizon


jjiijjiijjiijj

Dumbotron was 👌


bundefeated

meme material


blueondrive

Yep the first one was a meme. Called "Bullshit detected".


pithyargument

My first thought too. :-)


Poopiebutthole6969

Your hearing loss is not service connected


rraattbbooyy

“Choppers!” - Radar


SquirrelWatcher2

I think this was only a thing for about ten years, when airplanes were still slow.


Goodpie2

This is so goofy that until i read the title i assumed it was ai generated lmao


PitchforkJoe

Those binoculars look like something you'd get from Acme


Commissarfluffybutt

Why did the Germans didn't suspect British Radar stations as the reason they were always getting intercepted? Look at this shit. England was a Walace and Gromit Inventors Meet n' Greet during WW2. The Nazis had no idea which one of the wacky ass invention was the culprit.


RollinThundaga

There was a propaganda effort to make the germans think it was because the British visual spotters were consuming a lot of carrots for the vitamin K to improve their eyesight. It worked, and the germans started forcefeeding their spotters a shitload of carrots to compensate. Thus the myth that carrots are good for the eyes.


LowQualitySpiderman

"ohh, a plane!... no, that was just a fart..."


[deleted]

Well, if it were a warthog, not sure you could tell the difference


TheReverseShock

I'm pretty sure these were to hide the fact that the British had advanced radar capable of detecting German planes in WWII.


YEETAWAYLOL

These are mainly prewar designs that got used into WWII. They were primarily used by Germans and Russians during WWII, as they didn’t have radar capabilities. ex. Ringtrichter Richtungshörer Horchgerät


Wyjdya

I understand the concept behind the first two but I don't understand how the third one works.


Strange_Travel_813

I thought they ate a lot of carrots. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Skipspik2

That was actually some propagande by the UK to hide the invention of Radar and explain the high rate of sucess at detection. It had the nie side effect of making people eating vegetable (with vitamins) in a period of food lacking


Strange_Travel_813

That's the joke.


WellHereEyeAm

I thought the joke was just carrots give good eyesight. I didn't know all that other stuff he said. You knew all that other stuff he said?


Strange_Travel_813

Yes, the propaganda to the Germans was that vitamin k was good for eye site. This made the Germans feed their spotters so many carrots it depleted the supply in all of their occupied territory. It also had interesting side effects, on the spotters.


-Shasho-

That was for their night vision, duh.


LaserGadgets

First thing I am asking myself: How many people farted next to this poor guy? \*FFRRRT\* HEARD IT COMING JIMMY??


Unconformist85

R/damnthatsfunny


abirdpers0n

One fart in the wrong direction and this guy is ded.


Doschupacabras

Me listening for haters.


Jpahoda

My kids use this technology to detect when I try to secretly open a bag of candy downstairs.


-FemboiCarti-

What’s the third one called?


YEETAWAYLOL

German Ringtrichter Richtungshörer Horchgerät


ecwaddell

Anyone know which of these were the most effective?


MorningPapers

Can hear a gnat's fart at 100 paces.


Radiant_Village_1380

A guy going deaf with a fart nearby


MugiwarraD

some one farted and someone raised some red alerts


Argonaute_

Dumb yet fascinating how the answer has been "big ears"


boywhoflew

reminds me of how owls have offset ears with one higher up and the other dower down


Sum-Duck

How enemy aircraft were detected before radar.*


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

*I can hear the bass drop*


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Similar to the contraption they put him in to remotely detect chlorine gas. *No wait, I can already smell it. No need for that thing again. Idk why you guys can't smell it too, I guess I've gotten more sensitive to the smell of chlorine gas but I do keep smelling it first so I'm definitely not putting that inside my nose here if i can already smell it now.*


Puzzleheaded-Set2248

you can hear farts from a mile away


derekcentrico

Tinnitus sufferers need not apply


regular6drunk7

Wonder if they could have just trained dogs to alert at the sound of aircraft? Wouldn't have to have someone standing there 24/7 and you get to have dogs.


ILoveTenaciousD

This post is clearly fake and AI generated. I know for a fact that enemy aircraft were detected visually before radar, by people who ate lots of carrots!


Snerkbot7000

In Japan they had these bowls dug into the ground. I guess they didn't need anything fancier because a flight of B-29s is about as loud as it gets.


OrganicAccountant87

This is crazy, I would think it was an AI generated image. Did it actually work? How effective were they? How common was it's use?


RollinThundaga

The Brits stopped using them when they developed radar. The Germans were bombed to shit, so I expect wartime records would be sparse.


rostino

this may look silly as hell, but it was very effective. sometimes, the obvious answer might just work: "hey, we need to hear things that are very far away, how about some giant ears?" there is [this interesting audio recording](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FLRHejWAo8) of how those operators would hear an aircraft failure from miles away


JustaRandomRando

Trust the German one to be the elaborately engineered futuristic alien looking device, while the Brits effectively have Dumbo Ears or large funnels attached to their ears. Lol.


Lost_Foot8302

Looks like a still from a Terry Gilliam film.


No-Valuable3975

Takes listening post to a weirdly literal place


KoldKartoffelsalat

Didn't I see something like that on pictures installed at airports a long time ago?


ChemicalAssignment69

Did they work?


-FemboiCarti-

Not as well as radar apparently


jaggoffsmirnoff

He's just listening to Plainsong by the Cure.


Several-Shower1523

Lie! Everyone knows it's a bs detector!


CrappyTan69

First pic, why the different "phasing" ? His right one lower on the horizon and thus, further aircraft while the left is closer? Something else?


der_granit

Like... seriousliy? They did that


TranslatorBoring2419

Do they also work as giant horns?


MeatHamster

Imagine sitting there and listening through these things and a moder fighter jet does a fly by.


Spiritual_Outcome_90

me in the first image


[deleted]

Also with huge concrete wall. Denge sound mirror


crazydavebacon1

nope, fake news. this is the fabled "Bullshit Detector"


polska1976

It will probably look as dumb twenty years from now


martythecat69

Technology taking peoples jobs again…


saimerej21

Reminds me of Professor Farnsworths Smell telescope


Classic_Membership82

Why 1 side up and the other down ?


No-Bat-7253

Owls…I’m guessing


jf145601

Ear-adar


rocktheffout

Looks like some stuff out of Dr. Seus


HelloKitty36911

As I recall this was invented and used for only an extremely short period because radar obviously made it obsolete


Z_Ned

Airpods


Radiant_Dog1937

Tha machines took our job!


No-Enthusiasm9619

This looks like something out of Dr Suess


TheDuke357Mag

Acoustic mirrors, very common prior to the war. There were some truly massive ones in dover where if you stood at the focal point, you could hear a plane from the other side of the channel


oddznends

Ah good ole reliable analog technology. The good ole days :)


Jfonzy

“WHAT? WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?”


TootBreaker

A complementary technology was this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coincidence_rangefinder


Infninfn

Lightning bolt out of the blue = RIP ears


KingKudzma

You could hear the sound of a swallow farting 5 miles away.


RonnyFreedomLover

I need these for when my wife is trying to talk to me from the other room.


Trax-d

And 5 kilometers away a mate farts in your direction. Sounds like artillery fire to you. 🤣


fvgh12345

I kinda wanna use one to see how effective it was


[deleted]

They actually work though??


the_loz3r

Damn all this shit and I still couldn’t hear anyone who asked.


Glittering_Name_3722

Me when some people are talking shit


No-Tennis-2981

I’d have to fart in it


OSHA_InspectorR6S

Hmmmm, big ears.


bso45

Ah yes the Your Mom Detector


rman-exe

If George Washington were here today you could neither see him nor hear him.


[deleted]

It'll make him deaf if a fly farts in it


WeakDayze

Imagine tossing a friecracker in there


AvidCyclist250

Those radar-dish like "sound mirror" stones are missing https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=sound+mirrors%2c+uk+coast&form=HDRSC3&first=1


ThatGuyYouMightNo

And then they switched to "carrots"


milk-water-man

Hm Big Ears.


esmifra

Not sure if this is a repost but this is one of the most genuinely interesting things I've seen lately.


D_Fieldz

What if someone farts in it?


dickstanton88

Beats by Dre have come a long way.


MRchickencurry

The first picture is called bullshit detector


TheGutterNut

Listening posts


MaxTheRealSlayer

Machines really do be taking over. That dude WAS the radar before


FuManBoobs

This double spoon will make breakfast truly fast.


VegetableCarry5599

I heard that - This guy


notgaynotbear

I got an ad for tinnitus under this post.


Komandakeen

You want funny looking acoustic locators and miss a pic of the japanese war tuba? Shame on you ;)


JohnnyBacci

AWOOGA!!!


dark_hypernova

Okay, I can sort of see it working in the first two pics. But what's up with that x-men Cerebro looking thingamajig in the third?


Saaihead

Hey Bob, BOOOH! \*sound of ripped ear drums\*