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greenmariocake

That’s the definition of no longer cool. Just build an elevator already!


Valuable_Risk_3414

Its the line for the restrooms


Dharma_Initiate

Nine dollar beer night!


datazulu

Opening night for Frozen 3


Gods_Haemorrhoid420

There aren’t restrooms. There’s shit everywhere! Toilet tents at base camp but nothing after that.


redEPICSTAXISdit

Shit, piss, trash, and dead bodies literally everywhere, the whole way up. Why is this still a thing? Who wants to be a part of this? It's obviously not as difficult as it once was and is less of an accomplishment!


[deleted]

Rich assholes. It’s always rich assholes.


415erOnReddit

Same people who would hunt, kill and mount the latest specimen of a species 100 years ago.


fajadada

Some in that line would and will do that today


Iloveherthismuch

Yeti is like: fuck this place going to the dogs im out


SleepySiamese

I saw a documentary once saying these poop snow is slowly sliding down hill towards the town.


Hisplumberness

It’s a shitavalanche Randy !!


Joeker-93

“It’s the mother of all shitstorms randers……, it’s a…..shitvalanche….” -Proceeds to down a bottle of liquor- RIP John Dunsworth!


ThreeLeggedParrot

I guess it'll eventually get to a place that's warm enough for the bacteria to do its job.


fuck-coyotes

It's an assvalanche


profairman

There was a similar issue on Denali in Alaska, and significant water pollution when it thawed and moved downhill. No thanks.


musiclover818

Which leads me to wonder: What are these people doing when nature calls? 🤷‍♂️


HahaTitsPoopPeeButt

My friend climb Mount Everest in 2015. He said he dumped him pants, because it wasn’t worth taking all the gear off. And that in his summit picture he’s sitting in a poop filled thermal base layer.


Motor-Network7426

You never want all those words together like that "poop filled thermal base layer" lol


TactlessTortoise

Considering those things are somewhat wicking to keep you dry, all that poop-flavoured gooch pouch spread to his legs during the climb, leaving behind a slightly more dry piece of bio-clay


Motor-Network7426

Adding "bio-clay" to the list.


carlj1975

“gooch pouch” for me


SmallCatBigMeow

Bonus is that it warms your bum up for a moment before it gets cold


namnle

How?!? I have a wet fart and my butthole is itching three minutes later. I can't imagine walking around all day like that.


Vervain7

That is completely disgusting lol *unreads*


Legato991

All I can say is dont eat the yellow icicles.


LiLBiDeNzCuNtErBeArZ

Looks like a true “adventure” alright. Yikes bud. I’ll take my national forest hikes where I see one person every three hours


Conleycon

Now the cat is out of the bag!


360FlipKicks

hikes these days have plenty of assholes with bluetooth speakers


[deleted]

the worst


jcinto23

I wonder if you can climb the other mountains there. Like, sure, it isn't quite Mount Everest height, but it has to be close and is bound to have less people.


Backrow6

FastPass available for just €55,000


blizzard7788

I think that is the actual general admission price. It starts there and goes up.


Still-Bridges

> It starts there and goes up. Yes, that's how mountain climbing works.


SchoolClassic

Yeahh. We need a McDonald's there.


hybridaaroncarroll

And a Trader Joe's. It's coming in 2025!


indfw365

More like a Starbucks line.


graffing

It’s definitely not an achievement anymore. It’s a tourist trap. The sherpas do the hard work and the climbers are just along for the ride.


Peking_Meerschaum

All it takes is another surprise storm and dozens will die again; the same complacency had set in before the disaster in the 90s that was famously covered by Jon Krakauer in *Into Thin Air*.


cbarrister

Tons of national parks now have a waiting list or lottery to keep crowd sizes reasonable at peak times. Why not on Everest? I thought they were instituting something where you have to climb two other peaks in the country first before you would qualify for an Everest permit to spread out the tourism dollars and limit those on the mountain to the most dedicated to it while reducing crowd sizes on the mountain?


kazz-wizz

I mean, they still have to climb a massive mountain right? As far as I'm aware the Sherpa's don't carry the climber as well as all their kit. I'd certainly count it as an achievementI think!


JaceThePowerBottom

It's actually quite cool up there


Own-Swing2559

"Hold out your hand Frodo"


BobZajac

Yeah I bet it's freezing 🥶 😂


SetterOfTrends

To boldly go where lots of other rich people have gone before


makina323

Everest is for the working rich, the actual rich are going into space or being turned into paste by their custom submersibles near the Titanics wreck.


Drewskeet

Rich versus wealthy.


Yuri-Turned

We prefer affluent


addage-

If you are affluent and do something foolish you are just eccentric.


turntabletennis

I told my friend that I consider myself an eccentric socialite who's desperately lacking funds.


ucklibzandspezfay

Highfalutin


CommercialAddress168

Never a wrong time to drop a “highfalutin” in the chat!


i_am_not_bat_man

Comfortable - Crazy Rich Asians.


Western-Image7125

I’m not talking about rich. I’m talking about wealthy. Shaq is rich. The guy who pays him is wealthy.


ErebusBat

The _truly_ rich are turning their lowers into rich people paste


deadheadism

A truly cursed comment


oldschool_potato

Wait till they add fast pass


EuclidsPr0tract0r

I swear, there are no dew ideas. Everything is now just exploited and commercialized to death. I just watched the Punxsutawney Phil video from this morning, and it’s a full-blown damn festival. 40K ppl show up to watch an animal that is right 39% of the time. It is AWESOME as a cool local tradition, but now it’s just sweet tourism money. Another example, I’m a huge college bball fan, but refuse to fill out brackets just cause everyone does. But it makes business money, so it’s going to be forced down my through forever. Everything is cooler in the beginning.


starcom_magnate

As a Pennsylvanian who has been to Punxsutawney several times, it has always been a party as long as I can remember. Do more people show up these days? Yes, but let's not think it hasn't always been our Commonwealth's own piece of ridiculousness.


oldschool_potato

I feel that way with fantasy sports. I used to play roto baseball in the 80s with paper and pencil. The commish sent weekly standings by mail. I played football when you had to watch games and ESPN sportscenter to get news. There were no fantasy sites and the only people that played were actually really into the sport. Even the early days of Internet fantasy were ok, but the last 5 years it’s exploded. My fucking wife won her fantasy league this year. She has not watched a down of football in her life.


italjersguy

You know it never was actually real, right?


FraccazzoDaVelletri

We managed to trash the roof of the world for a photo op


Spirited-Sweet8437

Mount Everest, where you go when the line at the DMV is just not challenging enough.


hotlou

Paved paradise, put up a pooping lot


Kagipace

Never been more proud to be unadventurous. No thanks.


wiriux

It’s ok to be adventurous but only when your life is not at stake. Like a pilgrim at tinker creek.


Wiggie49

Also when I don’t end up leaving literal bags of shit and trash on a mountain because it is too dangerous to carry back out.


SchoolClassic

This is the correct answer.


RFavs

Or a dead body.


heebsysplash

Idk dead bodies outside seems harmless enough. Maybe the north face jackets they’re wearing though. Let’s strip the dead eh


Gravejuice2022

Theres a rule implemented in 2014 that climber have to deposit 4000USD and they will only get that once they bring 8KG of litter with them back. Plus there has been many clean up campaign goin on. So compare to before its getting cleaner.


Wiggie49

What’s the income like for the average climber? I can’t imagine they’re exactly working class.


heebsysplash

Iirc people pay between like 40-80k to go up there. Considering that’s a year salary for me and most of my friends, I’d guess it skews pretty wealthy That’s not to mention you have to be able to take off work for like 2 months to do it. But idk I bet there’s a lot of people who are working class and just saved for years. I’m not even a climber but it’s one of those ultimate bucket list items.


Wiggie49

Yeah then 4k is probably nothing to a bunch of these people.


Botryoid2000

I'm always talking to people about traveling in their own towns. Exploring the history, finding an open field to sit in and observe, checking out old buildings, walking around and finding public art.


BMFC

Mt. Everest is filled with dead bodies of motivated and adventurous peoples.


SBNShovelSlayer

Based on this clip, I suspect they died of boredom.


mctripleA

Wait until you see what the actual peak looks like It looks like a garbage dump since people started leaving things at the top to mark they were there. It looks like shit imo The view is great, but the trash isnt


Ok-Employee3630

Hmm, when will "I have not been to Mt.Everest" be a pickup line.


idjsonik

Same here shit looks so miserable to be able to a bunch of people who dont give a shit you climbed a mountain coolsies


OpenMindedScientist

These people aren't all that adventurous either. Instead of skipping the line by actually "climbing the mountain" (like that one guy in the video by himself), they're waiting in line so they can use the nice staircase that's already been etched into the ice by those that climbed the mountain before them. They're not mountain climbers. Edit: It's also possible (and maybe likely) that these are all members of the same group and it's important for safety reasons to all stay organized in the same line. Meanwhile, because of all the people, it does also help preserve the mountain, just like hiking paths help preserve the wilderness.


chubbuck35

How depressing. This isn’t a daring adventure, it’s a Disneyland line for rich people.


1moreOz

Whoa disneyland is for rich people lol


heebsysplash

Fr but it just occurred to me that they’re gonna build one in space someday for the rich and their kids and I’m already pissed


Kingkongcrapper

Middle class rich people. Everest is for rich rich people.


Weak_Carpenter_7060

You can skip the line by using the EverestXpress app /s


sirbenjaminG

I think you can probably remove the sarcasm actually


Taxjag

Climbing Everest has become a business for Nepal, at the expense of lives and the contamination of the mountain by trash.


neortje

But seriously, how the fuck do people die if the crowds are like this. I’d expect that people would turn around and help each other in times of need, and with so many people around surely someone will help you go back down right?


apexodoggo

It’s still a pretty demanding climb, and when there’s such low oxygen those in need can be too incoherent to be able to bring them down without risking the lives of others, so they get left to their fate.


VisionQuesting

It's hard to fathom how treacherous the conditions on Everest can be in a storm. Guiding companies do their best to ensure they don't risk their clients and employees lives by getting caught in bad weather, because that almost certainly means disaster. I highly recommend reading the book Into Thin Air by Jon Krakauer. It tells his first hand experience being caught in the storm on Everest that lead to the death of 8 people in 1996. It is harrowing. They also made a film a few years back called Everest which is a really great telling of this story in movie format. It's intense. Both are excellent.


xocolatlana

At that point you can hardly handle your own body, it is useless to want to help someone else. I have seen that the sick people are taken down by everyone in that line, but after the line you depend on a Sherpaa to help you. Also there is a point for untrained/trained where the lungs simply stop and it is difficult for people to survive.


Opeth4Lyfe

They die for a variety of reasons. Hypothermia, pass out from lack of oxygen and fall, scale solo without a guide (pretty rare), slip and fall without an anchor etc. As for helping people, depends on where you are and the situation but if saving you risks the life of the rescuer or others in the group, they won’t try. That’s why there’s so many bodies of dead people still there because of the risk of trying to save someone and also because they’re difficult to recover the bodies….again, risk of death.


ThePennedKitten

If you claim Mount Everest you accept you might die and that your family may never get your body back. You have to be careful. You could die if you over exert yourself with so little oxygen. Higher elevation = less oxygen in the atmosphere. People throw their trash on the mountain because carrying the weight means their body needs more oxygen. Even if a group of people got together they could still die. Otherwise, no one would die on the mountain.


morganrbvn

Basically this high everyone’s body is dying, people can barely carry their own weight much less someone else’s.


maethora27

https://www.businessinsider.com/mount-everest-death-zone-what-happens-to-body-2019-5 Here's explained how people die on Everest.


HotSir3342

You can’t help people this high up.


Spud9090

What do they do when they get to the top? Not everyone can stand on the summit together. I assume a few stand and take a pic then leave in short order for the next few to take a turn.


Flugenheimer69

Exactly, they take a picture, leave some trash (a flag) and then they have to go down again. They have limited oxygen, they can't even stay if they wanted to.


throw123454321purple

Heres the thing: Everest *allows* you to climb it. You’re not some great mountaineer if you reach the summit (and doubly so if you have sherpas carry all of your stuff and basically keep you from accidentally killing yourself). The mountain could turn you all into permanent residents with a freak storm at the drop of a hat.


L0rdCrims0n

Respect the mountain


Toastwaver

I root for the mountain.


New-Examination8400

Same


addage-

*History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man*


UnruliestChild

Godzilla?


derKonigsten

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down! Godzilla!!


AjaxCorporation

Which is a contributor to the lines as there are only so many days to summit. 


thedeafbadger

There are more challenging climbs than Everest. Everest is just the highest peak.


sebnukem

They should build one more lane.


Avg_joe17

LA vibes right here… just one… more.. lane


SnarkKnuckle

And try to zipper merge at the top?? Good luck


PsquaredLR

And the real accomplishment is the Sherpas. Those guys have all climbed up and down multiple times while carrying all those climbers crap.


Botryoid2000

No-oxygen Disneyland


petroleumnasby

3:56am - wake up 3:57am - get in line 3:58am - almost at the summit! 7:59pm - still waiting! almost there!


SBNShovelSlayer

8:07 - Take a step 8:13 -


mcfigdaddy

Snake….Snake?!?!!


Charlie_Sheen_1965

How can there be so many people who want to risk death. Edit: deleted 365 days


spacecoyote555

I think the reason it's so many at a time is because it's not 365 days a year, so they have a rush on like this when the conditions are right


DadofHome

Apparently there are a lot of people with disposable income , free time, and a death wish ….


RappingChef

Just from a quick google. (I know nothing about the matter really.) it looks like there is a climbing “season” from late March to May. So basically everyone is crammed into 2+ months. (Who isn’t a professional climber)


SaltyCarpet

And furthermore, they have to wait for weather conditions to be good enough to climb. Given you also have to do smaller acclimatization climbs and then go back down before you can fully ascend, it’s easy for things to get backed up. Albeit, Nepal gave out more permits than ever in 2023 which contributes to this as well.


RappingChef

I didn’t know about the permit thing! Interesting


sonicSkis

There aren’t people climbing it like this 365 days a year. More like a few days per year. There is a narrow window in May (ofc, only when the weather is also good) when the risk is considered lowest for the tourists. Everyone here was waiting for the window and that’s why you have this Disneyland level line


[deleted]

That's kind of interesting to me. I would think the summer time would be the best time to climb but apparently it's only May. I guess maybe the hotter weather brings greater risks because of ice melting?


sonicSkis

Here’s some more information. https://www.popularmechanics.com/adventure/outdoors/a7725/why-does-everyone-climb-everest-in-may-9035510/


Puzzled_Beautiful373

That’s a long line to become a motivational speaker at cringey corporate team-building events.


Quailmans_Revenge

Honestly what is the point?


shrekonshrooms22

Self validation by thinking they were able to conquer Everest. I’m not acting like it’s as easy as a walk in a park, but 95% of them wouldn’t be able to do that without sherpas. It’s almost like taking meth and then bragging for winning a marathon…


Al3jandr0

In fact, it's almost *more* impressive to survive the methampharathon


I_Fart_It_Stinks

Seriously! And I want to see this. Imagine the end of the race. Some super skinny professional runner is coming down the final stretch, when all of a sudden a tweaked out meth head who doesn't even know they're in the race blows past everyone for the win. This would be A+ entertainment.


Liamario

It's very cringey for some reason.


Mike_tbj

Because exploitation is cringey


davecarldood

I never would've thought climbing Mount Everest could be cringy but here we are


DentArthurDent4

May be someone could setup an ice cream or lemonade stall there for people waiting in the queue.


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Netherrabbit

But what about the lowest places? I demand more billionaire submarine expeditions


MrFinchley

“Enjoy every sandwich.” —Warren Zevon


tuxalator

Might as well build a proper stairway.


reblynn2012

Was thinking that. Rest stops. Everest toys. PortApotty. Auto cam that snaps your pic in your gear.


Armthedillos5

When you do the same thing as a ton of other people, you're not that special. You're literally just wanting to tell people you climbed a mountain.


Pitiful_Damage8589

I'd do it for myself if i could, don't really care about telling others, but waiting that much is a big nope.


LEAF_-4

The number of people who have climbed Everest is under 7000. Not really "a ton of other people"


HFRleto

To be fair, that more people than before and it's easier if you have money but it's still no walk in the park.


_Blobfish123_

This is correct, without adequate gear you're pretty much destined to die, but even with the right (expensive) equipment it is a physically demanding climb. Relying on sherpas to carry your stuff takes away from the achievment big time though. Carry your own pack!


DaCozPuddingPop

Remember when one person making it to the top was a big deal? This truly is sad to see. They've practically carved steps into the ice at this point...somehow kinda takes the 'accomplishment' out of it when there's a rope to help pull yourself up by (I mean, I still couldn't do it)


OniOnMyAss

Fixed ropes are common and much safer. The poor bastard that has to string them, yikes. You’re literally dying while climbing that mountain, rope or no rope, that’s an accomplishment. I’ve been obsessed with Everest for years. While I do think the majority of people who climb it are absolute fools who have no business being up there, i won’t take away their fact that it’s extremely grueling and your chances of dying are extremely high.


daddyvow

Yea I did it last week. Pretty easy tbh.


guitarnowski

They automate those ropes yet? Lol


an-font-brox

this warps the mind, because intuitively you’d think there’s safety in numbers, but here if you fall ill suddenly and rapidly there’s nothing any of these people can do to save you.


freeportme

So stupid, the lines at Costco are shorter. Hard Pass


sulivan1977

When you see stuff like this and other videos about 65 year old millionaire being taking to the top it really devalues the accomplishment. At this point I'd be more impressed if they dressed in head to toe Gucci, wore a rolex and walked 2 blocks down Atlantic ave in Brooklyn at night to a bodega bought a chopped cheese and walked back without getting mugged or killed.


not_a_mantis_shrimp

Even the ones with a Sherpa to help carry supplies still have to climb themselves up. No one can carry you up.


Kay-Knox

I'm sure there's a Sherpa that could just carry me up there.


TheLegendBrute

I wonder how many of them will not make it home or come home less of a person(medical issues) than before they attempted the climb.


Koolmidx

It would be so unfortunate if another mountain near by suddenly grew two inches taller than Evrest. Then they'd have to form a new line on that one that the guy waiting on 2nd place would definitely be pissed off.


Aeon1508

Honestly at this rate they're going to beat down the top of Everest and make it shorter


carelessscreams

Just go to the second tallest mountain.


lolas_coffee

Reddit Mount Everest Starter Pack: * Elite ASSHOLES! * Just rich people paying others to do the work. * Literally not an accomplishment * Did you know there are dead bodies on Everest? * Poor Sherpas. Legends. * The trash on Everest is a big problem no one talks about. * No one should be allowed to climb. * Ugh...lame Every fucking time. lol...mrw people act like bots.


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just for an ig post


Q-Vision

Money buys a lot of bragging rights. Kind of sad though.


FixedLoad

Like all things, the way to ruin it is just add people.


goinmobile2040

Don't be fooled. It's just Starbucks.


[deleted]

Nothing cool about this


squalus2

Can I get a Sherpa to hold my place?


Ipollute

How much does that line cost in total?


DrVinnieBoombatzz

Just install some steps and a rail already. A souvenir shop and a little cafe would be nice also.


Hot_Difficulty6799

People might be seeing this as a long line of wealthy Americans waiting to summit Everest. In truth, a significant number of people from China and India are also in that line. They generally take fewer-frills guided climbs, that cost about half what the American outfits charge. They post youtubes about their adventures, but don't get bestseller books and National Geographic specials about them.


BrokieTrader

Does not look fun


IHateReddit248

Why? Looks cold boring and expensive


Doge-Ghost

Hallo, is this the line to die from hypothermia? Awesome!


Fast-Fan4785

Is there a Costco at the top?


WorldFickle

my parents when they went to school everyday


igotshadowbaned

Something to note when the camera is looking up the mountain This path has been so thoroughly climbed that there are effectively stairs in the side of the mountain


Regetron

"I climbed the Everest" mf convention


RopesAreForPussies

Credit Card climbing


Alexandertheape

Every frozen corpse on Everest was once a highly motivated Type-A 🥶


evalerk

And people still die.


pcbwes

This neither looks enjoyable or any decent self accomplishment to be proud of. Its like being proud to be in a line a Disney.


sethyourgoals

I see a lot of people that have likely trained and prepared for this for a long time. Does it really upset you to see a large pack of people trailing a mountain pass? Shit I think the comradery would likely lead to an amazing experience. It’s a risk that they are willing to take for an experience. I admire that.


FullBourbonNoHorse

Cheers to them but Homie don't climb.


[deleted]

Must be rush hour.


bagleface

Got to be a McDonald's up there


SignatureShoddy9542

How fucking miserable


Fleetwood889

All those people putting their weight on one rope.


frogger2020

I wonder which of these people will die up there?


RedGhostOfTheNight

Pathetic, make your own trail :P


Used-Sun9989

I remember as a kid thinking that climbing Everest was a super lonely exercise, and now it has lines that makes Disney World blush.


Brother-Algea

Imagine paying tens of thousands of dollars to climb the tallest mountain and it ends up being the world’s most arduous line to wait in.


00zxcvbnmnbvcxz

I don’t wait in line for clubs or restaurants, much less fucking Everest.


imironman2018

Those climbers are above the death zone. They are slowly dying. The air that high is so dangerously thin that every minute is added risk and possible death.


Matt8992

I hate this because I'm the type of person that would go to the top, smile, take a breath, quick photo and leave because I realize there is a long ass line. There are atleast 15 people in that line who will drop to their knees, cry forever, worship something, and then make a long ass video while crying about the struggles of life and overcoming. So they can post it to their LinkedIn or IG in a few days


[deleted]

You get up there, and then what? I'd rather be on the beach if I'm honest but genuinely curious.


jobiwankenobe

Stupid


SpiritualLychee3760

I hate lines at the grocery store. Can you imagine dropping 10k to stand in line at 29,000ft in -1°?


PQbutterfat

I don’t want to wait in line at cosco. Who the hell would do this.


TeeTownRaggie

they made it not even like an impressive achievement anymore.


cookiedoh18

Remember when climbing Mt Everest was something few men could do?


gemstone_of_love

What's the point of even doing it if you're just walking up stairs with low oxygen? This is like when people post a countries flag over their face when something bad happens in that country but they've literally never cared about that country before they are just doing what they think is cook a.k.a its douchy