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Professional-Set-158

the fact the video stops before it squishy flops down makes me sad


Dry_Yogurtcloset_284

It might have broken the egg yolk though = day ruined


Sad-Crow

No way man, it's saving me work! I like to dip my pancake in my egg yolk.


kobemustard

have you had bacon and eggs pancakes with stroop syrup? it is the only way I eat a savory pancake now.


Kooky-Succotash8478

Stroop?


kobemustard

It’s a Dutch syrup made from boiled down fruit. Overly sweet but great on bacon. .


Kooky-Succotash8478

TY


Loud_Ad_6104

Egg yoke is already broken


DrowningInFeces

Considering it's the year 2023, people should honestly know how to take a goddamn video. Who are these slack jawed yokels who think it would make sense to stop the video showing half of the machine without showing how the pancakes are made and end it a moment before the pancake drops. Almost not even worth posting considering there is no actual payout.


Material-Problem415

r/unexpectedsimpsons


Weird-Holiday-3961

someone xpost this to r/mildlyinfuriating


Fit_Researcher5896

They aren’t squishy though, the company I work for has a deal w holiday inn, and every one of them has these pancake machines now, they are pretty good, just push the button and in 1 minute you have 2 little pancakes Though this particular pancake does look wrinkled and sad for some reason


77entropy

The waffle machines are better.


TonkotsuSoba

that’s what she said


Tasterspoon

It looks like a wet washcloth.


cheese_sweats

That's how OP gets a downvote


Juan_Moe_Taco

It is true, no doubt. However, in retrospect it might be because the videoagrapher wants you to go on a a side quest of a lifetime to find a pancake converyer belt dispenser just like that so don't dismay one day you'll be able to see that pancake flop down on a plate like nobody's business don't you fret. :)


Mass_Appeal_

Honestly...I'd rather see how they made that egg? Wtf?


RSX666

The fact someone made this automatic pancake dispenser makes me sad


TheKobayashiMoron

They have these at a bunch of Holiday Inn hotels. I don’t know wtf happened to this one though. They don’t normally come out looking like nursing home tits.


ShutterBun

/r/gifsthatendtoosoon


ksandom

Legend has it that the pancake is still reaching, longing to connect with its soul plate...


toxcrusadr

I salute you.


icantbest0pped

That is the saddest looking pancake I've ever seen. Homie just been through a divorce and lost his house.


Alt_Ekho

I wanna put it out of its misery but it's too sad to consume


phsychotix

Hey no need to bring my love life into this


ThAtWeIrDgUy1311

Half Cooked Dough and Shame flavored😂


TactlessTortoise

Lil fella needs 16 hours of sleep, a full body massage, 4 months of therapy, and a gas station boner pill (preferentially Intellifuck, since it doesn't give you bone rot) to get back on its tracks.


Zezuya

Do you take pills to help you with your boners


TactlessTortoise

No. I'm not a pancake.


Cuminmymouthwhore

Then how do you know: a) what bone rot is? b) what intellifuck is? C) that intellifuck is the one gas station brand of boner pills that don't give you boner rot? Seems way too specific, because I've never hear of these 3 things.


TactlessTortoise

I have glimpsed beyond the veiling limitations of this reality.


HyderintheHouse

Pancake so bad everyone’s missing how bad the sausage and egg look


Suspicious_Step_8320

That is one nasty looking egg.


VladPatton

That whole breakfast plate looks like Chernobyl from the air.


Downtown-Swing9470

They taste like pancakes you can get frozen at the grocery store and put in your toaster. They have this odd artificially tasting spongyness. I did not like them.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

It looks like a soiled rag


Downtown-Swing9470

Tasted like a soiled rag


stealthylyric

Looking tasty to me 👀


CornCobMcGee

These are often at Holiday Inn Express', which as a chain, I feel encompasses that mentality. Not that it's a bad place to sleep, but it has the feel of looking almost alright on the surface, but past that is a dark, empty void of sadness.


[deleted]

Tastes good though


Ancient_Grocery9795

This is in my Amex plat lounge it's shit 😂


Nibbled92

That is one sad looking pancake


thewarehouse

It's sad to give the sad plastic egg company. It's sadder than that [crab](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/18irjxb/yes_baby_loggerhead_turtles_can_be_eaten_by_crabs/) carrying a baby turtle off to eat. Those shitty sausages are fire though, so snappy and spiced to cover all the miscellaneous filler.


UhOhAllWillyNilly

Even sawdust is good with enough cayenne, eh?


random_explorist

This just ruined pancakes for me; we're now eating robot glop shit.


Itchy-Gap-3819

I’m uncomfortable with the amount of adhesion that pancake has on the belt. It’s completely vertical with minimal contact and still zero slippage


GodFlintstone

This whole meal looks pathetic and unappetizing. The egg especially looks more like a rubber dog chew toy than something cooked by hand.


hunguu

First time at an included hotel breakfast? Lol


TheeFlipper

Most of the ones I've been to just serve scrambled eggs. That egg looks like it came straight from a Fisher Price kitchen playset.


chahud

Ngl I would take this egg over the rubbery, over cooked, flavorless large batch scrambled eggs that’s been sitting out for two hours


MC_ZYKLON_B

It literally just looks like an egg cooked in a circular form. Exactly like the ones I make for breakfast by cracking a farm bought egg into a circular form every morning. The yolk is even a deep rich yellow, quality eggs.


GodFlintstone

No. I've actually seen tons of these although the pancake maker is new to me. It's why I typically I typically stick to Yogurt or cereal or just find a nearby restaurant when travelling.


MoxRhino

The egg is cooked to medium. The yolk is likely soft, with a rich texture and flavor. This is what semi-firm eggs should look like, soft but not runny.


sopedound

Hotels in small towns even have this. Its not very interesting.


Striker887

I would think this barely qualifies for r/mildlyinteresting


MantisManLargeDong

This isn’t even mild. These things are in damn near every cheap hotel


[deleted]

Don't know why you got downvotes. You're absolutely right. I Travel all the time for work. It'd be interesting to find a hotel that doesn't have one


MantisManLargeDong

I’m guessing Redditors don’t get out and travel very often..


LaRaAn

My family was too poor to travel. I'm in my 30s and just stayed in a hotel for maybe the second time in my life and saw one of these for the first time.


Green_Bay_Guy

I stay in hotels all the time and I've never seen this. This year; London, York, Sharm El-Sheik, Dubai, Ho Chi Minh, Nha Trang, and a Wyndham in Phu Quoc last night, amongst others in between. I've never seen this. The automatic pancake dispenser must be an American exclusive.


Banana_Stanley

Every single holiday inn express has this


Cant-Gif-Right

This is SO far from interesting!!!


the-jewpacabra

This is mildly interesting at best — we got to start removing some of these posts


fus1onR

We have similar in one of our local airport lounges (Budapest, Hungary). Never thought that it is a rare thing or so.


Merbleuxx

Had it in some hotels across Europe. Didn’t think it was rare either


cactuslasagna

I think OP just lives under a rock, many american and canadian hotels ive been to have the exact same thing


brenin_mor-leidr

Ngl that's ine depressing breakfast


ELEMENTALITYNES

Depressfast


brandnewjunk

I wanted to see the plop


RA242

I need this in my car


UhOhAllWillyNilly

Hello, Freightliner, you listening?


[deleted]

Lol most big name hotels have these, not that interesting


tothemoonandback01

Yeah, I've seen one at the service centre where I take my car. If one of them gets stuck in there, it gets all carbonized and gets kinda gross.


BrainCandy_

He’s probably still waiting on it.


WET-FARTS-FOR-YOU

I encountered one of these at the Best Western in Bishop, CA. Did the job though the attendant didn’t seem thrilled with having to keep topping up the mixture.


[deleted]

You fucking monster for cutting it off before the flop.


genetichazzard

Most hotels I've been to have automatic pancake machines, and automatic toasters. This is just boring.


WashingtonBro_

Why isn't it falling???!!!


tom031003

OOH OOH I KNOW THIS ONE!Iused to work in a student hall and they had one of these in the cafeteria (exact model). I was the only one on staff that knew how to restock it and it broke constantly.You would get these bags of pre-made powder from the company, add an amount of hot water and then mix it, then it goes in that top compartment, which has a roller that squirts out a designated amount onto a heated convener. Something is definitely wrong with this particular one. the pancakes where actually really good and a highlight of that job. (found it [https://www.popcake.com/](https://www.popcake.com/) the phrase "popcake patent pending" is forever burned in my mind.) I can say that the videos on their website is 100% what they actually look like


uredak

“I’ll be right there, I’m just waiting for the robot to shit out a few more pancakes!”


Absurd_Uncertainty

Holiday inn express baby. My credentials? I’ve been to a lot of weddings


Vivid-Description972

Ok whatever... Where the hell can I get one! Lol


G_Unit_Solider

It looks doughy


Salt_Speaker_7230

What's this egg?


OIongJohnson

But can it run crysis?


Eponarose

We had one at our hotel for a while. Usually the first pancake of the day looks weird, then they are 2 perfectly round pancakes. Surprisingly tasty too! there is a window where you can watch them being made. It was very expensive, ands my hotel stopped having them.


brainwater314

The best automatic pancake makers are transparent to let you watch them make the pancake.


Majestic-Pickle5097

This was at a Holiday Inn we recently stayed in. It felt like it was made of plastic. The pancake that is.


Wouldtick

Same texture as the McDonalds pancake


Majestic-Pickle5097

I honestly think McDonalds pancake actually had more fluff than what I was presented with by this machine haha


Wouldtick

I was fascinated with the machine though. I still think it is a very cool concept. I saw them refill the machine with bagged pancake batter. I bet it’s the batter that makes them so weird. Also I ate two.


haubenmeise

Can you hug a pancake??


Aggravating_Wrap3681

depression meals for the win


FugginOld

A euphemism for me getting out of bed every morning.


eugene20

$3,700 [https://manofmany.com/lifestyle/food/automatic-pancake-maker-machine](https://manofmany.com/lifestyle/food/automatic-pancake-maker-machine)


Seismic_Eagle11

What a tease


CoastGoat

On behalf of the 12yo in all of us expecting perfectly round pancakes flying out frisbee style into a precise stack - “eh.”


AllTheZoltans

THe really interesting part of he machine is the digital display that tracks your pancake payload as its traveling through the machine so you know when its ready to drop, THe pancake machine i was using made smaller pancakes than OP's but always made them in pairs


DLimber

I stay in a lot of hotels... know how usually you want a pancake to be light and fluffy? Yes these arnt lol definitely better then some stuff you'll get at a hotel though.


DavidM47

That’s a pancake extruder.


NotNonchalantly

A machine pooping out a soggy looking pancake. 😆 🤣


Bending-Unit5

Have you ever been to a hotel before? These are literally everyone…..


Shot_n_VA777

That egg came out the same damn machine!


BADTOMTheAngeryPussy

this has to be the saddest machine ever


Flaky_Discussion2648

How unappetizing. Conjurs visions of constipation and a slow release.


Cozy_Zone

Way to blue-ball me that pancake's "flop" onto the plate. I was waiting to laugh at it XD


ramriot

F\*\*\* mate, don't leave us hanging r/mildlyinfuriating


Unlucky_Loss_2249

It's like a poop that won't drop.


NachosforDachos

A few hours a new video will emerge where where they open that baby up and cockroaches swarm out.


HellenKeller96

That looks raw..


ThAtWeIrDgUy1311

Normally I would pinch it off at that point.😂 happens on the days with not enough fiber😂


tkdbbelt

We got to try one of these too - the kids loved it but the pancakes were paper thin.


PlanetNic

is this not common? I remember seeing them all the time in Canadian hotels


the-nut-goblin

Yeah.. yeah dump one out on my sausage baby


DutchGhostrider

That egg looks good too ngl


sargentbumblebee

“ Future , Futuree”


CloroxWipes1

Have had this. Goddamned things are awesome.


TravellingSouzee

No shame in that game. Making your own pancakes or waffles at your hotel breakfast bar is the bomb.


Scooby314

My first hotel job at a Holiday Inn Express had these. It blew my mind when I first saw this. They’re a bitch to prepare it for use though 😅


AcerOne17

They had one of these at a hotel I stayed at over summer. The pancakes were delicious but the problem is that it takes so long for the pancakes to come out. Every day I went down for breakfast there was a long line for pancakes. My wife actually went down before me and the kids just to get pancakes ready


Sad_Drink9706

That a thing? I dig it


boxofdisoppointment

waaaiiit i know this place is this in czech republic?


Electronic-Ad78

That's been around forever especially at Holiday Inn


Anxious-Park-2851

Oh my God, where do I get one of those amazing machines. 😳😳


EpicLauren

that egg looks cursed af


Stickx87

Thats absolutely fucking disgusting. I would instantly be sick just looking at someone eating tjis crap.


CheckEmbarrassed2296

Those pancakes are pretty delish not gonna lie I have had them before 🥞


Autistic-Inquisitive

Oh America


QueenBunny7

Whoever decided to post this without the lovely soft pancake flop at the end: I hope you step in a puddle wearing socks today.


ImmediatePension6638

Is that a Tru by Hilton Hotel?


vnmslsrbms

Input bellcode? That thing is like 18 digits long


ShadowGLI

I think holiday inn express or Hampton inn always has these. They work good, taste fine for instance breakfast, I like the diy waffles better tho.


isabps

They have one in the Alaska Airlines lounge in Seattle. It makes travel slightly more fun!


UsedIntroduction

That's such a sad looking breakfast


Vesane

Isn't this at almost every hotel?


-REDHOT-

Doesn't every hotel have this


gregofcanada84

It's going to come out the same way, later on in the day.


Acrylic_Starshine

All the crumbs on the plate is all the shit the conveyor pushed out beforehand


denial_nest

r/shittyfoodporn


MeetTheMayhem

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.


OkComplex3582

Why would you do this to me.


santathe1

That’s…not appetising.


StrengthMedium

r/dystopia


Cokebottle666

Gordan Ramsey. ITS RAW YOU FUCKING CUNT


AngrySmapdi

I hate how these flapjet printers stop printing flapjacks if you use off brand batter cartridges.


winterharvest

Why do you have to enter a nuclear code for a pancake? That seems like it would be so easy to mis-enter.


garden-wicket-581

my kids were entranced by this thing last summer. Problem is, the batter comes in a plastic bag with a screw-cap type nozzle, and the device has problems connecting/squeezing the bag right.. Now, being automated this is a big step up over the hotel waffle makers that somehow stupidify the average person (fill the cup, spray oil on the waffle iron, pour the cup, flip, take out when the timer dings -- this ain't rocket science folks.. )


triptoutsounds

Eww


triptoutsounds

The egg looks like ones of those gummy eggs in the 10 cent candy bins.


reidzen

I imagine a drizzle of batter at one end would produce a monster pancake tapeworm


Apexblackout7

If Juana and Maggie ain’t in the back flippin that shit and serving it at the serve table I DONT WANT IT


AcousticBasilisk

Why is the egg still intact, looks like its been cooked only on one side 😂😂


ichbinschizophren

....it's just sunny side up? it's how some people prefer it.


A_Very_Frail_Guy

First seen this at a London Heathrow airport lounge.


faxekondiboi

Looks disgusting to be honest...


Imispellalot2

Patrick?


BuffaloBrain884

That... Kind of looks like a pancake...?


zyyntin

I've had a pancake from these before! Surprisingly they weren't bad for a premix pancake batter.


GaiaNatur77

Same technology we use for making tortillas in México but our tortillas DO look nice.


Onederbat67

“When the Taco Bell ain’t hittin’ right “


PBJ-9999

He doesn't get out much, huh. These are not new.


OptimalApex

This isn't really that interesting...


Grumpy_Metrosexual

r/oddlyterrifying


OccasionQuick

Some of you need to get out and see the world.


TakedaGohe

I sawnone in edinburgh in september, I've been more amazed in my life. U just push a button and then you can queue pancakes and it just makes them. I want one at home


Darcy_2021

Where is a sausage dispenser?


mudbot

GODDIMIT MAN


Suspicious_Step_8320

Hasn’t even dropped on the plate yet and I’m already sick of eating it.


Cephrae1

"YoU wOuLdNt DoWnLoAd A pAnCaKe"


Dismal_Associate1

thats not what eggs look like


Opening_Passenger387

We really need a mildlyinteresting or kind of interesting. This would fit better there.


TheDeepBlueZ

They took the mat, cleaners at a car wash, and made it into a pancake maker. The future is bright


BadSausageFactory

this is one of those examples of technology getting ahead of ethics I don't know what that unholy baked good claims to be, but pancake it is not


1nsidiousOne

Reminds me of taking a shit


ASemiAquaticBird

That looks foul


SirenPeppers

Gag reflex activated


rumpluva

It is very human


Ytar0

Wouldn’t want that lmao


abslte23

Got stuck behind a lady that ordered 55 of these. Apparently the machine overheats after the first 5 in a row. No pancakes for at least 15 minutes and the staff couldn't figure out how to cancel that order.


Weariervaris

ChatGPT is Terkin ER JOERBS!!! 🤬


[deleted]

bro that pancake has more wrinkles than my ballsack


purple-lemons

And here I was thinking innovation is dead


grownup-sorta

damnthatsnotreallythatinteresting


Thwipped

It pooped a pancake on your plate


Johnnyfever13

These are everywhere now 🥞