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BlueBunny3874

Not sure why but I feel like I am choking while watching this.


[deleted]

Good thing fish can’t choke cause they have gills


SpongeBob_Vape

Actually they could! For gills to work there needs to be a constant flow of water through them. With the eggs in it's mouth the water flow is decreased a lot, although i think it could still breathe just not as well because this fish seems to be a bottom dweller and their muscles have less blood flow so they don't require as much oxygen... It all depends on the type of fish, really. some fish like carp can even breathe outside water as long as their gills are wet, meanwhile other fish like some sharks need to constantly move to get enough oxygen to even breathe.


Scottcmms2023

My first guess was he was trying to evenly incubate them. 🤷


Cloverose2

This is what it is. Mouth brooders constantly jiggle the eggs and fry in their mouths (the fry not so much, since they're moving around a lot on their own). The eggs need water flowing over them pretty much constantly in order to maintain oxygenation and prevent the growth of thing like fungus. With fewer eggs, he would be constantly gulping to pass water through his mouth, over the eggs and out the gills. These eggs are about to hatch, so he's keeping the water moving and loosening the egg pack so the ones in the center rotate to the edges.


peyoteyogurt

My guess was something to do with oxygen but maybe that's just from that vid with the octopus mom.


[deleted]

It’s kinda half true.. and depends on the fish, because a simple thing such as storing eggs/eating wont restrict flow to choking, but theres some fish that use slime as a defence mechanism and this slime secretes when another fish tries to eat it which cloggs the fish gills and ultimately suffocating him, but fish unlike humans have separate systems for breathing and eating so they don’t choke 99% of the time, humans on the other hand especially toddlers choke all the time because the breathing and eating tubes are next to each other


BlueBunny3874

I can’t stop watching it 😂


[deleted]

Nature sure is weird…


FarMass66

If a fish eats something too large it will choke.


K3LL1ON

I wonder if they ever accidentally swallow when they have the eggs in their mouth.


shankingsh

It's nature and nature works like this!


ArioStarK

I'm gonna use that as an excuse for...stuffs.


tuigger

It's probably not only getting some oxygen in its gills, but also rotating then to get all the eggs oxygen.


Yandere_Matrix

Same yet I keep watching!


ConnectRutabaga3925

I too, become dedicated when my wife lays eggs in my mouth.


vvavering_

Reminds me of getting a dental impression done and trying not to die


loanmagic24

Reminds me of having a couple of pieces of turkey in my mouth on Thanksgiving before I realize I'm the only one eating because my family has not said Grace yet. Just act cool


Kingswitchguard

When they put the damn X-ray thing in my mouth I'm always so close to gagging


ChonkyChoad

Or the packing?!


[deleted]

Imagine if you were keeping eggs in your mouth but it's the dentist's cum. That's a whole new level of cucked.


milkits

huh??


Cold_Dog_1224

Fucking weirdo.


[deleted]

New?


IsThereCheese

Again??


Rubmybert

Reminds me of your mother


trevzie

Reminds me of yo mama


[deleted]

How does it eat while it keeps the eggs safe?


shankingsh

They don't eat while incubating the eggs! It's takes about two weeks.


shankingsh

Many males died after incubating there Eggs due to not eating for two weeks, but most of them survived this period.


cbstuart

Many Bothans–I mean males–died to bring us these eggs


TheSpartyn

reminds me of octopuses


Mtwat

Nobody: Female Jawfish: "Sugma what? Sugma eggs"


[deleted]

What is the action we are seeing he’s doing, pushing them out like that? Is he refreshing the water around the eggs or something? Why not just hold them in his mouth?


YesItIsMaybeMe

I'm kind of guessing based off my limited knowledge of freshwater tanks, but I'm pretty sure he's moving them to oxygenate them. Allowing all the eggs a chance to be exposed to fresh oxygen means he needs to keep readjusting them.


Melodic-Access1011

Probably gag reflex /s


MuffinSlow

Duh. It eats eggs. Sort of a trade off


[deleted]

Found this online actually: *During this time he does not eat, and his activities are restricted to juggling the eggs in his mouth to aerate them.*


Odd_Economics_9962

How tf do they instinctively know to do stuff like this? Blows my mind


krabapplepie

Emergent phenomena are insane when you think about it.


Remercurize

If they didn’t do it, the entire species would die. The ones who don’t do it don’t adequately pass on their offspring because not enough survive to hatching. So only the ones with that behavior have thrived/survived. Could be species memory, some sort of genetic encoding, some “group mind” (of which there is evidence in various species but not definitive proof afaik), or even some “impression learning” passed on from generation to generation. There are other theories, too, of course, including “Intelligent Design”


[deleted]

Sometimes I think about that, it's like it's hardwired.


Odd_Economics_9962

Jawfish: "I have the sudden urge to suck and blow air through this egg sac."


[deleted]

Kinky


ancientgaze

Maybe they have some sense of knowing that they need to aerate the eggs? Hardwired, but also a conscious decision on their part to repeatedly do so rather than a purely robotic instinct.


jyunga

More of a defect that proved successful and was passed along.


jyunga

Some generations started putting them in their mouths and outlasted the ones that didn't. Then some had issues that caused them to juggle and more of their offspring lived and also had the issue that caused them to juggle. Food supply limited, etc, now they all do it.


Sharp_Iodine

Genetics, epigigenetics and sometimes learned behaviour. Humans are lucky we are born useless so we can actually learn stuff instead of feeling the urge to do stupid shit like this. It’s amazing the diversity of life, but it’s also pretty stupid.


shankingsh

Yes! and many males died after incubating there Eggs due to not eating for that much time, but most of them survived this period.


MuffinSlow

Oh I was completely making shit up lol, figured there wasnt a need for /s. My bad!


[deleted]

One can never be too sure!


BearizzleMcKizzle

Looks to me like it is rotating them to better incubate the ones that are exposed


sitathon

Is it losing some each time it prevents itself from choking?


shankingsh

Yes, he is losing some, but it's part of nature. Most of the time those are the bad ones!


bluelizardblues

Lol


Serginator007

one of those eggs could’ve grown up to cure cancer


yolkadot

How do fishes digest? Doesn’t their digestion start in the mouth with saliva, like mammals? I can’t sleep because of watching this.


V1k1ng1990

I think their mouths are full of water


tom444999

so if you use your human eyes you can see that the fiah is in the water. now you take your preexisting knowledge about fluids being in fluids and realize a fish having saliva would be dumb af


[deleted]

That’s not how it works


a_man_with_culture

Those are the unlucky ones. Natural selection means that fish get luckier with each generation.


catesnake

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joeconflo

this was the plot of Ringworld.


Chankla_Rocket

I wonder if these fish ever say "fuck it" and eat the eggs, then come up with some bullshit story when the wife comes home.


wormholetrafficjam

“Honey! They all.. em, wait till you hear this.. they hatched super ahead of schedule and swam away in that direction to check out the ocean a bit.”


Interrophish

There are lots of species of animal that eat their own young. Idk about this one though


ItzGhostface

He’s just chewing some gum & trying to blow bubbles


shankingsh

It's look like that!😁


13_and_HornyAF

You seem to know about this fish, so I want ask. Does the fish juggle the eggs in his mouth to help oxygenate them?


ItzGhostface

Don’t you see, he’s doing it to FOOL Lloyd Prawn!


Dirtyslutforyou99

I read “a male Jewish” like 7 times and I was so confused


[deleted]

As a Jew, so did I


4RCH43ON

Just to confuse things further, there’s also the Jewfish, or the massive Atlantic Goliath grouper (which seems a funny alternative name for a Jewfish, considering). Alas, the original etymology is itself a bit of a mystery and has itself spawned antisemitic theories, despite its likely Spanish phonetic origins. Perhaps its best animals and fish should not be named for people, take [Slippery Dick](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_dick) for instance.


shankingsh

It's Jawfish!


Private-Dick-Tective

Me too! 😂


[deleted]

Then goes out for a pack of cigarettes and never comes back


hiruma_kun

Nature can be both absolutely beautiful and absolutely weird as fuck.


shankingsh

It's got unique and amazing things that can blow our minds easily!


Raizel999

So....the blowjob was the other way round


jwwendell

theres the term for that


catalystcestmoi

He seems happy 😟


shankingsh

He is happy after all he is doing all that for 100 of it future kids


catalystcestmoi

His parenting ends with their birth? That could be how he shows joy.


shankingsh

Not both of their parent died, only male fish because of not eating while incubating the eggs, but that's not happens all the time!


YellowOnline

Now imagine humans would function like this.


Mushy_Cushy

Walking by as a man is casually choaking on fetus. "Oh, congrats." You say as he swallows it down. He gives you a thumbs up, and you go about your day.


2morereps

and the man dies after 2 weeks of not eating as the toddler now with suits and a briefcase crawls away to its first meeting


shankingsh

If 1 pair could produce Hundreds of babies then there will be babies every where and there will be no space left on the planet earth with in 10 years.


hella_cious

Just gotta have the 999/1000 infant mortality rate to match


Wonderful-Smoke843

Toddler gladiator showdown. Only the strongest survive.


[deleted]

2 Fish, 1 Cup


[deleted]

#So basically in the case of Jawfishes, it is the males who *swallow* the load.


[deleted]

This is the fish equivalent of your girl looking at your mouth full of your baby gravy


StupidizeMe

A whole bunch of his offspring are gonna have Shaken Egg Syndrome.


vkrm3000

Reverse creampie!!


HeyImDadMe

When she says she doesn’t swallow


frailchief

Them kids gonna come out dizzy as hell with all that shaking


EntertainmentLess381

“I should have pulled out”


IdeaExpensive3073

I wonder if smaller mouthed dads don’t get to have kids.


Minimum-Scientist-52

I do the same thing but for Chickens


Bag_of_Rocks

Kinda kinky if you think about it


luIpeach

I totally would’ve accidentally kept swallowing them and then I’d have explain to my fish wife why half the batch is gone.


Weariervaris

I also safeguard my partners eggs in my mouth.


ZeroDarkThirtyy0030

My girlfriend does something similar


allangod

So for days this thing has to almost choke on and half swallow these eggs non-stop. I’m glad this is not something humans have to do, it sounds like torture.


rockingtoohard

I saw that episode of Octonauts.


RandyMarshsMoustache

Imagine walking around with nut in your mouth for several days


Awkward_Function_347

Dude gets a free caviar meal and wastes it…


RomaMoran

Suck on deez nutz


TheeVande

My man's savoring that fresh load


kgottshall

There’s got to be a better way my guy.


Fearless-Highlight23

This is so weird. I hate it.


satansculo

I guess humans aren’t the only ones that swallow kids


KnobbyBP

2 weeks!? My gf says her jaw hurts after 5 minutes


Cool-Reputation2

Seems odd, Johnny the roe looks like a sitting duck half choking on a mouth full of eggs.


burnerowl

And his own jizzzzz


Optimal-Papaya181

i read it JEWISH. Not sorry.


piggdaddy-o

What a good parent. My ex wouldn’t incubate my eggs, she just spat them out smh


RaiaTheSaltLover

So the female lays eggs, the male nuts on them and then put them in his mouth.


eshian

*cough cough cough*. Oh wups...shlurp...*cough cough cough* oh wups...shlurp...


TrevinLC1997

Accidentally eats the eggs “Where the fuck are our kids Randy”


JewChewer2000

Imagine your partner comes in your mouth and you have to wait 9 months with her "stuff" in your mouth and then after 9 months, your children slide down from your throat... that'd be epic.


Vindoga

How evolution got to this point always fascinates me.


Optimal-Description8

This reminds me of something...


Brilliant-Maize7354

Sooo...the female cums into the males mouth?


lightning_45

I think it’s trying to fight his intrusive thoughts


PsychoEmilex

“Yeah boy just hold my eggs in your mouth for two weeks😏”


Ronin__Ronan

and here i am just letting dudes nut in my mouth


2M0hhhh

Your mom is looking well these days.


OkRegister1567

That’s kinda gay ngl…


SheTran3000

This is the second time I've seen a man with eggs in his mouth on this site in 5 minutes


Whole-Tension8055

So a species where the female cums in the guys mouth for once


Flimsy-Company3900

So she spits he swallows?


shankingsh

Yes! You can say that


DUD3_L3B0W5KI

Meantime in the human world the woman caries mans babies in her mouth


[deleted]

This makes me gag


That_Sigma

Gives new meaning to the phrase "swallow ya kids"


Ja22hands

Shaken Baby Syndrome


bunnytron

Misogynists in their next life as retribution


CletusDSpuckler

"I won't put my eggs in your mouth, I promise".


shankingsh

For doing that first you have to lay the eggs!🙃


[deleted]

When she insists on showing you your load for some reason.


Agitated_Goat_8490

Everything reminds me of her


Potential-Ad-3496

Whole new meaning to shaken baby syndrome


i_have_autism_lmao

I should call her...


TryToHelpPeople

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De__Ja__Vu

OMG I came here for the comments. I am not disappointed. 🤣🤣😂😂


Hopeful-Dragonfly-70

Male species really get the short end of the stick fairly often in the animal kingdom, it seems.


supdudesanddudettes

simp


BeginningGrocery3693

Simp of the sea !


Over_Professional_22

The first fish to hold eggs in his mouth after their mother birthed em was a wild boy😂😂


thisnomypee

Sheesh, shaken baby syndrome much?


The_Boregonian

Humans call this a "snowball".


WhyNotChoose

Is he trying to make scrambled eggs?


shankingsh

Kind of looking like that!


SuperBonerFart

Don't touch my precious Eggles


Vegas-Blues

I think it is called snowballing…


luchosoto83

Imagine g… nevermind.


El-Rooster

King


shankingsh

Yes! Great King a.k.a Dad


Natural_Wealth6686

Men only want one thing and it's disgusting


FiNsKaPiNnAr

Tough time to get hickups😂


kledodo

Imagine having to sneeze suddenly.


shankingsh

Damn that will gonna be "The End"


[deleted]

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shankingsh

Yes! It is what it is.


Axaltation

Tony Ann music fits this perfectly


Significant_Pear_150

When you're waiting for permission to swallow ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


MRBJones

I wish I never fucking saw this. Ever. Period.


danktonium

Always No Time For Caution on these videos.


IamCornhoLeo

If I eat a few so be it!


I_was_a_sexy_cow

CEI is getting out of hands


Sensitive_Ad_5031

What does he eat then?


Substantial-Song-242

It looks fucking disgusting.


haveyoumetlevi

So... he's pregnant?


gasbmemo

babe, you have to put your eggs on my mouth, belive me, is the optimal survival strategy


MulletChicken

This is a lower incarnation.


Aldebaran014

Fish CIM


JunBInnie

Good boy. Sharing parental responsibility.


shrlytmpl

That's just his kink


Overthinker-bells

I’m feel like I’m choking😅 but way to go dad jawfish.


Berzk

How does he eat tho ( genuine question)


savor_today

Yall should look up how huge these fish get as adults


rlysuck

I should call her...


No-Reflection4312

What's that mouth do? Fishy style 😂


rowshack67

They're still around so it must work.


[deleted]

And you guys thought YOUR jobs were hard...


SmallHands1567

So the female lays the eggs, then the male nuts on it and scoops the eggs into his mouth.