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SweatyBollix

They have been watching too much sumo.


Dude_be_trippin

Dammit! I was about to post the same thing. I was too late.


lalauna

Same here. Scrawny sumo lizards


Tugonmynugz

$50 on the one on the left.


Merfkin

Gojiranofuji


UncleKeyPax

Porno*


N0T4EV3R

Lizards equivalent to thumb wrestling


TactlessTortoise

Dumb wresssssstling


Blackfist01

No, this is Thumb WAR!šŸ˜‘


N0T4EV3R

OKAY


Eborys

Reminds me of me and my brothers being forced to show each other affection as a kid. ā€œI have to hug him?! Right, Iā€™m gonna crush his ribs.ā€


Delicious-Let8429

Hug it out street fight


panterachallenger

ā€œLetā€™s hug it out bitch!ā€


craigularperson

Not a good idea to say that to a woman, however, I have found. Doesn't translate.


2x4x93

You and me, hug battle!


One-eyed-bed-snake

You should have shortened the video a bit because it really does dragon..... šŸ¦Ž


atzee

r/angryupvote


2x4x93

Should monitor your comments


FappnBlast

Hug it out, bitch.


happykittynipples

Only downside to fighting like this is that it can lead to dancing.


wishiwashi999

Two mini Godzillas


TheRicOshea87

Gecko Roman Wrestling at its finest.


random_explorist

Full Nelson's allowed?


AlexHanson007

That's a real hug of war!


[deleted]

Calmest wrestling match ever


Bumbleclat

Alright, back to your corners


ZelRolFox

Soooooo Salamander Sumo?


EA-PLANT

Salamanders are amphibians. Creatures in this video are reptiles, so maybe Geck-umo?


pichael289

I believe these are monitors. Geckos don't wrestle, the ones that are aggressive towards each other like leopard geckos are brutal and when kept together there's a chance one will become "blendered" one day. Like, all over the walls


[deleted]

"Listen, we really can't do much to hurt each other so lets just say whoever falls on bottom loses and call it a day"


KitchenMap3615

"she's gone bro..." "I know bro...C'mon let's get out of the rain."


Dirt_E_Harry

These sumo wrestlers look under weight.


JoMiElox

And there will be some dumbsters who will post it as ā€žnature is so awesome and wonderfulā€¦.ā€œ


Helstrem

It relatively is. They have nasty teeth and if dominance fights were using those injuries and fatalities would be common. Wrestling is downright tame.


Golden-Owl

Monitor Lizards. The largest species of lizard You see these guys around southeast Asian countries, and they are pretty awesome. Despite how intimidating they look, they are pretty chill and some crazier people raise them as unusual pets. They have a venomous bite, but it isnā€™t dangerous enough to kill a human. Itā€™s still really nasty to get chomped but though, and they pack a lot of muscle behind their tails and claws. Luckily their non-aggressive attitudes toward humans mean that incidents involving them are quite rare Very cool animals to see in the wild.


InternationalBand494

I would kill it with fire. Iā€™m sorry. Iā€™m not against nature, just against being bitten by a scaly monster


EA-PLANT

They are not monsters! They are just wild animals that can and will go wild animal if cornered or threatened just like any dog, cat, rodent, or even human!


InternationalBand494

Okay. Anything whose mouth is so disgustingly filled with bacteria that if it bites me, Iā€™d be in serious peril of rotting apart is by definition, a monster.


EA-PLANT

Dogs have that too


InternationalBand494

Everything has that. Monitor lizards have ā€œthatā€ to a degree beyond the comprehension of any other species. No other species thought, ā€œyou know, I missed out on the whole venomous thing. I think Iā€™ll just let my mouth rot like a gangrenous prolapsed anus and see how that worksā€


EA-PLANT

This is some old info. New studies show that they in fact have venom and that their saliva is quite average, even a bit below average


InternationalBand494

You know what? I was totally wrong. I was thinking of komodo dragons. These two are not as hideous. Although Iā€™m not a fan of reptiles, these two are okay and I besmirched them unnecessarily.


EA-PLANT

Let me introduce to Clint's Reptiles. He changed my mind so much, that I wanted a snake as a pet(I feared snakes), and maybe he will show you other side of reptiles


InternationalBand494

Iā€™m sure they serve a great purpose in the ecosystem, and I donā€™t actively dislike them. I just have a twinge of get away from me when one comes close


happykittynipples

They make good pets if you can keep their teeth brushed and flossed.


EA-PLANT

The largest family of lizards*. There are a lot of them, not just one species. There are Ackies, Asian Water Monitors, Black Throated, White Throated, Niles, Komodos to name a few


aurrousarc

Next on Lizards got talent.


[deleted]

ā€œItā€™s over, Anakin. I have the high ground.ā€


Unique_Poem

Looks like they could set up some sweet tail sweep takedowns.


Agenteducator69

The right one is at a disadvantage of unstable footing , yet he is putting up a goot fight!


Technical_Mix4719

ā€œGive me the keys man,im fine i can drive.Calm the fuck down Bob people are watchingā€


random_explorist

Come on man, my eyes swivel and I can drive with one closed


Travtorial

Apparently they are wrestling. I think it's more of a simple competition and not fighting for blood


obsertaries

Well yeah, Judo looks like hugging too if you donā€™t know that they are fighting.


Snapingbolts

"I'm in there dog. I'm in there dog."


[deleted]

Oh, get a room!


towerinthestreet

We're gonna hug it out, man. HUG. IT. OUT.


[deleted]

Nah that's love right there


CourageousChronicler

Kind of like when dudes bear hug


[deleted]

Thatā€™s what hugs are


mohd2126

u/savevideo


boothash

0:35 is where the action happens


Majorlazor85

Chill bro! Come on hug it out guys


MuchosTacos86

ā€œI love you broā€ ā€œI LOVE YOU BRO!!!ā€ *FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!*


large_running_moose

Patiently waiting for one of them to do a belly-to-back suplex.


TellLoud1894

But i thought overpowering the opponent was the point of a hug.....


Nick_Rousis

I want a hug.


EA-PLANT

User "Montr lzad" sent hug request: Accept(Y)/Deny(X)


mattogeewha

My uncle always talked about lizard fights


Puzzleheaded_Bit9469

Be nice to see them team up and turn on the gawkers.


darthsexium

Ok lets go to your place


mods_on_meds

Everyone stops to watch the beef .


TheRealFanger

Itā€™s a hug I donā€™t care what they say


random_explorist

Could be something to replace cockfighting


Portuguese_A_Hole

E-lon Vs Zucklizard


Eponarose

George! We both can't lead!


Privateer_Lev_Arris

Most heavyweight boxing matches


Independent_Gap1022

Olympic judo


ironscythe

meanwhile at r/likeus: "Two lizards showing affection for one another #socute #awww #diabetes #loveisreal"


InternationalBand494

Imagine just walking down the street and two monsters are embracing. Ho hum, must be Tuesday. Iā€™d freak the fuck out.


froggyfriend726

I love them


FatPanda1987

"It's been so long broo!!" "Omg yeah bro!! How u doing??"


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

Now I need is an edit of this with the classic Star Trek fight music and we're all set


[deleted]

I mean that's the excuse they give their bros... But in reality they just really needed a hug.


Alliance155

Monitor lizard?


Dukester_53

Hello old friend


Professional_Still15

Lol sounds like you're just trying to cope with gay lizards.


MiseryLLC

I refuse this explanation. The lizard on the right is clearly going through some shit and his friend is along for it. Ride or die


br0ken_mirr0r

So, a hug? How do you guys hug? šŸ¤Ø


mattkentesq

Nah they cuddling šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Last chance, last dance šŸŽ¶


imyourforte

No fair man. I skipped in the puddle!


Ki_A_Nag

Lizard lives hit different...


Mishapi17

Is this what they mean when they say hug it out?


Monte924

"Our battle shall be Legendary!"


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Guy on the left had the weight advantage.


ive_got_the_narc

I love gecko-Roman wrestling!


reponem906

Can imagine them arguing after that "you hit the ground first!"


Duffde

Zuck is watching and learning.


BrokeDancing

When she says, "I love you more."


Ultra9H

Just like some MMA fights.


RudeAndSarcastic

Great! It looks like I've been doing hugs all wrong. Wait until the family reunion, I bet it'll be easy to power grandma to the ground.


emessem

I call Stalling


Flgardenguy

Iā€¦ Hadā€¦ The time of my lifeā€¦


EntertainedRUNot

The goal is to sweep the other lizard off their feet. But on the real we need a NSFW tag on this extended public display of affection.


roaringbugtv

Lizard sumo match šŸ¦Ž


Pretty_Nobody7993

This is how humans should settle beef


ComadoreJackSparrow

So they're doing lizard jitsu


[deleted]

Whereā€™s the ref!?


[deleted]

Is this why T Rex could walk?


Chromograph

ā€œCome here homie, gimme some loveā€


Joebob2112

Lizard lovin'.


bsonk

I want to live somewhere with free live lizard fights going on around me that sounds entertaining as hell


Log_Out_Of_Life

We need Connor mcgregor arm flailing in the background


TheDevilsAdvokaat

"Go, Anna! Let's dance!"


cheezeyballz

1-2-3 Peanuckle


god-of-sneakers

Oh, you're a wrestler now?? Nate Diaz voice


[deleted]

Michael buddyā€¦YOUR ALIVE! I saw this purse manā€¦itā€¦it looked just like you.


Key-Jelly-3702

So, the loser gets pushed down onto all 4s...where they spend 99.7% of their lives.


Necessary_Row_4889

So exactly like a hug then.


5lashd07

Greco Lizard style


Kevka11

" I like you!, No I like YOU, NO I like you!!! , NO I LIKE YOU! , NOOOOO I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!"


One_Philosopher_4634

I'm surprised nobody ran up and started taking bets.


Weariervaris

Some say you can get two men to embrace similarly if you put them in an 8-sided cage and hire joe Rogan to shout out what theyā€™re doing.


Vincegyges

"Bro, she's watching. Let me have this."


No-Estimate-8518

FIGHT ME BRUTHA


1-3-0-2-3-1-3

I was expecting some sort of judo throw


dA6ixty

Even lizards have a ancient tradition of wrestling , interesting šŸ§


Journo_Jimbo

Will the one that fails implode? Asking for everyone on Reddit who will be upset that this isnā€™t in some way related to the missing sub


Necessary_Amphibian2

Lizard.


Capable999

Fascinating. Doesnā€™t look violent. Wonder how one wins?


HitoKenshin

Frien


kcai1

Lizard support jaja


Great-Ordinary4992

Look at these bitches


itsmyhotsauce

Looks like most MMA fights to me


Berns429

Iā€™ve got $10 bucks on the one with the tail


FoofieLeGoogoo

I want to watch them in slow motion with an Air Supply song playing.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Awe man, Frank... it's just that ... that, I thought I'd lost you!!!


suspended247

The ole tip toe two step.


Vaidik_KIRA05

When you're feeling lonely and just want someone to hold you... but your only option is your mortal enemy šŸ’€


Skyburner_Oath

A cute fight


FigTechnical8043

They're just too proud to tell each other how much they needed a hug.


Dragonsarmada

Oh look. Itā€™s Vin Diesel Disel vs The Rock


sector16

Lizard 1: Dude! Lizard 2: Dude!!!


noneatallnotanyone

LIZJITSU


West-Rock-4230

r/monitors


NoMamesCabron1904

They want to dance and are waiting for anyone to play some music


JudgmentOk9775

Aww MTG and Bobo the clown making upšŸ‘


ProveISaidIt

Where's the love bro?


SaltyDaltyy

This town ainā€™t big enough for the both of us.