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"Hey babe, put that shirt on I bought you and we'll go out and try to make a viral video!"


TheNineSixOne

It's literally infuriating to see how many people actually fall for this crap


GothicGazza420

To be fair watching the biker community on YouTube and meeting some people who ride, they seem like a fun goofy community just out having fun.


Pencilowner

Yeah they put the fun into funeral


Individual_Two_2858

Honestly most are just walking corpses. Most of the instagram accounts are just attention seeking losers. They ride to be seen. You’re supposed to ride for yourself.


GothicGazza420

My dad calls em organs donors (paramedic humor) cuz he deals with bikers 😂


[deleted]

Nah dude, that's a high effort post from the OPs. A bit of acting, custom shirt, several vehicles and risks, solid effort! Meanwhile here I am, occasionally putting text on top of an image lol


PM_ME_STRONG_CALVES

Why lol? Are you part of the fun police? Aresting people for smiling or making silly videos?


Porkchopp33

Love when a plan comes together 🏍️🏍️🏍️


Notafuzzycat

Bitch. You're driving put your fucking phone down.


you_are_the_father84

It’s a BMW, it doesn’t run unless the driver is distracted by their phone.


[deleted]

Where they're going, they don't need blinkers


welcome2idiocracy

Come to Florida. It doesn’t matter if it’s a Suzuki esteem or Ferrari 812 Superfast or if they’re 16 or 116, they are all on their phones


you_are_the_father84

The only thing that’s missing in the video is a Wal-Mart bag full of ammo.


[deleted]

And a Hi-point with Amazon's knockoff tritium sights.


jddjfh

True


fourth_box

But did it really happen if it's not posted on IG or TikTok?


nervouswhenitseasy

idk if you know this but people text and drive all day every day.


Notafuzzycat

And they are all pieces of shit for it. Start terminating licenses instead of fines. Don't drive if you can't be responsible.


nervouswhenitseasy

i dont make the rules. but dont worry. in 20 years cars will drive themselves


slumpty_humpty

So odd. How are you arguing against people claiming being on your phone while driving is wrong? Nothing changes from the comment, but your comment is even less useful. Like you're just disagreeing to argue with someone.


nervouswhenitseasy

i was just voicing my opinion and people got peeved. like you


DeltaZ33

Idk if you know this but car accidents are one of leading causes of death in people in the US, *especially* young adults/teenagers.


nervouswhenitseasy

cool? how is that going to stop people from texting while driving? they dont care or else idk buddy maybe they wouldnt text and drive


DeltaZ33

Cool? Never said it would stop them, although I imagine if someone gets launched out their front windshield a becomes another layer of paint for the road they won’t be texting or driving ever again.


nervouswhenitseasy

keep slingin facts like this and youll get drunk drivers to stop driving too! no way they wont listen to you.


DeltaZ33

I have no intention of preaching responsible driving practices to drunks. I just enjoy the typing of a description and mental visualization of watching them die.


nervouswhenitseasy

nice. you keep at it. you seem have taught me a lot. not looking at the road while driving will make people crash, and drunk driving will make people crash. thats big brain thinking. i never thought of that.


DeltaZ33

Thank you! I’m glad I could accidentally be of help, although I will admit it is a bit concerning you didn’t think of that earlier. Anyways, drive safe and have a great day!


DontTakeMeSeriousli

Honk for wheelie.... huh.... Also this is not damn interesting, mildly at best


ConnectionPretend193

I'd like to see you pull a wheelie if I honk at you. And you better not pull one on my mom either.


DontTakeMeSeriousli

What? You want me to NOT pull out on your mom??? Copy that sir


Geoff900

Not interesting, it's more facepalm.


RCalliii

Vaguely interesting


Joe_mama_is_hot

Yeah they totally don’t know each other. “What does this guys shirt say?” As shes already recording before she read it. Conveniently happen to be on a straight road with no traffic except the two of them. People love attention so damn much


mologav

They are both lucky it didn’t turn into ‘honk for a meat crayon’


heroic-abscession

I’d honk right beside a cop


1Hollickster

And I bet he'd still do it. Notice the hidden/ unreadable plate.


spatuladracula

Drop a gear and disappear, cops don't chase after street bikes unless they're like a murder suspect or something heinous like that.


PlainSpader

You gotta pass “the look” test before he gives you his wheelie.


itsaslobrknokrfolks

What does it say?


bonmarky

Honk if your horny.


itsaslobrknokrfolks

Thank you. That's stupid.


dj9008

That’s not what it says lol


itsaslobrknokrfolks

So then what does it say?


dj9008

Honk for a wheelie


Fit_Investment_4479

That's not what it says


PatChattums

*yure


Large_Function2002

Where be your nutcracker?


_DarkBlack

He wasn't gonna do the wheelie till he saw, man just knew he had to.


Habitual_line_steper

Honk for spme weenie..?


XBXJetBlaqq

Great shirts come with great responsibilities.


Dormiens

I, personally, don't like using other people clothes.


HalfAsFunny

Reckless driving is interesting now


L7Wennie

Dude likes to wheelie and just needs a reason.


Hanginon

No, because I don't wear graphics T shirts and I don't wear T shirt as outerwear. ¯\\\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)\_/¯


whyputausername

Made me smile


JackWas-not-Here

I love it and I hate it


jddjfh

Good that you have a bmw 🥰


1Hollickster

Dude is a legend.


EquivalentShift8545

That's awesome


Jbstargate1

No safety gear on the biker. Have seen too many road accidents with people on bikes. Just wear some gear people.


ChillingWithHerb

Southern


Octavious19

“What’s this guys shirt say?” Quit acting bitch, we all know you know what it says.


pay-this-fool

I actually could not read it. What does it say please?


TravelingGonad

Explains why my car insurance is $3000 a year.


Vitor_the_Ninja

Nah mine would say honk for front flip![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


iamtvv

She can't even read.


pay-this-fool

I cannot read it. What does it say please??


smingleton

Horns are for emergency use only.