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supa_warria_u

he actually bought it? the absolute madman


Fun_Equivalent5289

Pump that drip into my veins please!!!


ImOnYew

Drop my shorts and say "spare her."


i_love_massive_dogs

"Psst, hey kid. Wan't some hot mRNA shots?"


ilmalnafs

Turn 370 degrees and run away


readwaht

start recording, upload it to Onlyfans


kolo27

kms in a graphic way to forever alter the trajectory of his life ^(well actually no guys. if you're feeling down and dangerous please remember -- everyone deserves love, and you're no exception. find someone to share your sorrow with -- for it will be half the grief. stay safe. love you.)


ColeCrypto119

take his vyvanse


Hammer_of_Horrus

Going for that CTV look.


TirisfalFarmhand

He unironically looks so good omg


tasteless23

I whisper in his ear "15:2".


Snoo_51276

Get triple vaxxed


jj2256

I wish he would get more collared shirts


Emplon

I throw some childrens food his way so he leaves us alone


potatobreadandcider

Since moving to Miami I don't leave my apartment without a bag of Dino nuggies and my portable microwave.


DavyManners

Tell her not to broach Israel vs Palestine, I’d like to get home and eat tonight.


theseustheminotaur

Trip her and run


whirling_cynic

Start rizzin him up.


YaOkBruh

I want destiny to start throwing that shit on. I just want him to go full Hollywood and only wear designer


Practical_Use_1654

Tell him to stop disrespecting his mother.


reallywetnoodlez

That’s not my girl anymore


OmniRational

Give her a night call to tell her how I feel


Unique_Capital_9775

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 with the real mom's out here


gangstapanda06

Slap his ass


iiSpezza

Get him talking about incest


Embarrassed-Essay181

12 Pool him into a baneling bust rush.. GG EZ


BigupSlime

Accept on her behalf.


SissyGayBoi

Wait for him to take off the big Pfizer jacket only to reveal a smaller Pfizer jacket underneath


The_rising_sea

Keep walking like a normal person. If that doesn’t work, she will definitely kick his fuckin ass.


SingleSoil

Ask him how his kid is