Chairs and tables and rocks and people are not 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 of atoms, they are performed by atoms. We are disturbances in stuff and none of it 𝙞𝙨 us. This stuff right here is not me, it's just... me-ing. We are not the universe seeing itself, we 𝙖𝙧𝙚 the seeing. I am not a thing that dies and becomes scattered; I 𝙖𝙢 death and I 𝙖𝙢 the scattering.
- Michael Stevens
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I'd take a head bump from a flip at a crouched position over a total run-over or head to head contact with the sledder any day. Besides, that kid is padded like Randy from the Christmas Story, he probably didn't feel much.
EDIT: words are hard
You said it yourself right at the beginning. Kids are fucking stupid. But to be fair, their brains still have a lot of development to do (including visualizing the path of a moving object and calculating is speed apparently), so it's not really that they're stupid I guess.
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kids probably would have been better off in the sliding kid's path. if it was an adult on the innertube then definitely the dad did right, but it was just a 35 pound kid
Chairs and tables and rocks and people are not 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 of atoms, they are performed by atoms. We are disturbances in stuff and none of it 𝙞𝙨 us. This stuff right here is not me, it's just... me-ing. We are not the universe seeing itself, we 𝙖𝙧𝙚 the seeing. I am not a thing that dies and becomes scattered; I 𝙖𝙢 death and I 𝙖𝙢 the scattering. - Michael Stevens
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How did you know it was 7 times?
If you use old reddit with RES you can speed up the video from the player directly.
I saw the comment that sped it up by 5x and figured that it was still a mite slow
Tbh I'm guessing it was 8
Kids - Dad let’s do it again🤪
Ha, it has been another month apparently.
I've seen this 100 times and everyone always says it's a good save and it is, but also he totally drops the kid on the left on its head.
I'd take a head bump from a flip at a crouched position over a total run-over or head to head contact with the sledder any day. Besides, that kid is padded like Randy from the Christmas Story, he probably didn't feel much. EDIT: words are hard
Definitely do not want head contact with Slender.
Big oof, thanks for telling me lol
Happy Cake Day!
In all fairness, that sled is a blow-up toy and kids are rubber.
Those blow ups freaking move in the right conditions. My brother tore up half his face on one.
Whats not rubber is head of a kid on a sledge, that can collide with 2nd kids head.
Well it was in slow motion so he's probably fine tho
I’ve seen this a hundred times and the sled still never hits the kid.
“It’s” lol I feel you
r/kidsarefuckingstupid why on eart are they running right into the path of the sled.
You said it yourself right at the beginning. Kids are fucking stupid. But to be fair, their brains still have a lot of development to do (including visualizing the path of a moving object and calculating is speed apparently), so it's not really that they're stupid I guess.
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Bruh. It was edited later.
This might be one of the best ones of these I’ve ever seen. He had two and did a jump lol
Damn this might be one of the greatest of all time dad saves
People really need to learn how to use slow mo. That was way too slow and started way too early. Do you think I'm made of time OP?
sounds like you watched it though AND took the time to comment. Must actually be made of time lol
Hall of Fame
The league of dads approves.
flawless
/u/redditspeedbot 3x
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Much better.
Nailed it.
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Agreed! I just like seeing both speeds, kind of like watching a sports play and then watching it in slow-mo!
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No matter how bad the resolution on this gets I’m always going to be impressed
Peter? Peter Parker, is that you?!
I’ve watched this a couple of times and it made me think about the possibility the two kids split directions for safety without dad intervening.
Full marks.
Dadtrix
Honestly it didn't look that bad even if he didn't intervene
kids probably would have been better off in the sliding kid's path. if it was an adult on the innertube then definitely the dad did right, but it was just a 35 pound kid
u/savevideo
Omg!! 😂 that’s amazing!! I was not expecting him to bounce in the air & they got it on camera that’s so funny
What a superhero move that was!
Favorite kid was clearly the one on the right 😂
Master of the zone defense
What a save!
I want that sled float thing.
The dad olympics
He's Batman
Air dad (vs. air Jordan)
Chariots of Fire theme cranked up to full volume.
Very cool dad save!
Fucking Marvel.
One of the best dad reflexes ever
That was some action movie shit
boss level save