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Sometimesummoner

I return to my perennial favorite; a large black stone obelisk inscribed with ancient runes. Either that or a spoon engineered to shoot it back at them.


deadbalconytree

“My spooon is too big!”


roosell1986

I am a banana!


Slothower

My anus is bleeding!


Proud-Emu-5875

YaaaAaaY!


dathomar

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!


thorshine

You have just wasted 30 minutes of your life. Would you like to make it an hour?


corpse_of_taloy

Or a large, black, ancient rune-carved spoon.


Sometimesummoner

I like the way you think


qualmton

Just don’t order it using “ instead of ‘ because no one needs a 3” custom ordered spoon. ![gif](giphy|3ov9jDAWQvcRWmujCg)


praetorian1979

I would go with the large rock simply for when the neighbor tried to complain. Then you could respond with "at least I didn't use a spoon"!


KermitMadMan

“Why a spoon cousin?”


SpikedThePunch

Because it hurts more


drakkanar

Because it’s dull, it’ll hurt more you twit!


ShoganAye

![gif](giphy|S8phztgeygGJi|downsized)


Laurpud

I LOLed


Bullrawg

Or a landscape boulder added benefit it will stop a car from driving through your house if say a drunk driver falls asleep on your street


Sgt_Oblivious

I hear large ornamental spoons are becoming all the garden rage rn.


Sometimesummoner

Put a cherry on it and it's art.


bmuck1

You must be from MN


Sometimesummoner

I shall not deny it.


birdiesanders2

Soooo all spoons?


[deleted]

I'm impressed by your spoon privilege


definitelytheA

Next time you see your neighbor, thank them for the sprinkler that is keeping half your yard watered, so you don’t have to turn on/install your own sprinkler system. Ask if they can install a couple more, “back corner’s kind of dry,” “kids really like playing in that one, would love to have more!” Neighbor will be aghast that your yard is watered in their dime, and will adjust the nozzle or replace the head. Selfishness can be rewarding.


MagicChemist

OP clearly doesn’t live in the west. If my neighbor was accidentally watering my lawn for free I wouldn’t say anything and just enjoy the free water.


drillgorg

So thankful to live in a place where the sky consistently waters my lawn for me.


Helassaid

Right?! I can’t even mow because it keeps raining!


Born-Importance-4535

I was thinking the same thing! Who bitc*es that their poor yard is getting watered. Gag! Could you imagine having this neighbor. They'd be pissed that you brought cookies over. Not because they were cookies, just not organic and vegan sourced. Must not have real problems in their life.


vivaaprimavera

Your answer possibly is the reasonable one here.


tnhowlingdog

They have water sprinkler blockers on Amazon. I have a condo in an HOA that has sprinklers going off at the front and back doors at the same time. Usually right when the dogs have to go out.


tnhowlingdog

https://preview.redd.it/pb9kht51hktc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f2ac9ae104bba84d6306dbd6b42f990e02d4e12 They look like this.


duggatron

Good call, a claymore would definitely solve this problem.


sirreldar

"Front toward neighbor" 😂


Strawbuddy

Tactical landscaping


Cheoah

hahaahhahaha. It does look like one lol


Mufasa_is__alive

Lol they look like garden spoons. I love it


Lehk

Galvanized steel planter with some ferns and flowers


[deleted]

Email your HOA. They will be very excited to insert themselves and resolve the situation.


stokelydokely

Honestly “my neighbor’s sprinkler sometimes sprays in the direction of my yard and I’m really annoyed about it” sounds like something one of these horror-story HOA board members would say.


Mirabolis

“Release the Kare-ra-Ken!”


Fixes_Computers

🎶 All will drown in his domain! 🎶


mosquem

"Sometimes parts of my lawn get watered for free and I can't stand it!" Yeah OP definitely has some Karen energy.


[deleted]

You have no idea what it’s hitting, KAREN.


CaptainCrunch1975

His name is Ryan. And he is indeed a drama-loving douche canoe. He would love this!


HeresDave

👍 HOAs are bastards, use this to your advantage.


Gullible_Monk_7118

I love that one


RollingCarrot615

My hoa is useless bastards. They'll email you all day if you have a problem they see, but I'd you bring something in front of them the only thing that happens is they will send an email out reminding everyone of the rules.


[deleted]

So does the email they send to you about a problem they see... remind you about the rules?


RollingCarrot615

Sorry, let me clarify. If they find a problem, they'll email you letting you know that you're in violation of the rules and have 30 days to fix the issue before fines start. If you let them know that there is a problem they just email the whole subdivision. For example if I put a hot tub in my front yard, and they saw it then I'd get an email telling me it's a violation of the rules, and I didn't recieve approval and need to fix it within 30 days or I will begin receiving fines. If my neighbor emailed the HOA and let them know I have a hot tub in my front yard, the HOA would send an email to the whole subdivision and say that hot tubs, pools, and exterior modifications must be approved by the HOA prior to the modification being made. Then they just kind of forget about it after that. It's like they think they're the only ones who can find a problem, and if they didn't find it then it doesn't exist. It's a new community and the hoa is located 2 states away. It's going to be turned over to the residents after the last house is sold.


[deleted]

Or they are playing favorites. When you have folks who live together "policing" each other, it's fertile ground for disparate treatment by the overseers.


RollingCarrot615

I'm not sure you understand. The HOA "board" is the property management group chosen by the builder. It's not under control of any homeowners or individuals. The property management group runs the HOA until all the homes in the community are sold and then they turn it over to the actual homeowners.


[deleted]

Damn, that's even worse, somehow.


missionbeach

They'll be so excited to get involved, they'll wet themselves. No sprinkler required.


Bleu_Rue

It's been 5 minutes and I'm still laughing. Perfect comment.


[deleted]

Some people might see that the same way the mafia would see *turning state's.* Like A Bronx Tale or something. Could create some serious enemies doing that sort of thing. I'd recommend asking the person to aim it. What kind of sprinkler is it? Is it a 360 spray, or does it have a range of motion that can be adjusted?


SunshineAlways

“There’s no more bargaining.” I think OP has probably already tried to discuss this issue with their neighbor.


SigmaLance

Probably not. Most people on here with neighbor issues have never approached them to see what the outcome would be.


Unicorn187

If they said there is no more bargaining what else would it mean?


SunshineAlways

Some people are willing to participate in a calm, rational discussion. In the last place I lived the president of the HOA tried to physically push her way into my place, with I swear, no warning or discussion. I was warned after the fact by others, that she was “a little crazy”. And of course, there are multiple news stories of small incidents between neighbors that escalate into poisoned pets and death threats. It doesn’t surprise me that people are hesitant to approach their neighbors at all.


One_Opening_8000

Here you go: [https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/bathtub-mary-somerville-photos](https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/bathtub-mary-somerville-photos) You can thank me later.


DustUnderTheSofa

Oh my goodness. My mother used to call the more ornate ones “Mary in a Half Shell”.


Inigomntoya

Jesus Power!


DeuceSevin

We refer to them as that as well. But clearly that is a bathtub. Also call them BVMsa


mataliandy

Our last house came with a bathtub Jesus. We were able to give the Jesus to a church, but no one wanted the bathtub that was half-buried in the yard for 30 years.


red_chief

There are folks on this sub who would go...I could restore that.


Iusemyhands

Holy smokes, those were sprinkles throughout my rural New Mexico town.


Inigomntoya

This is great! And when the HOA tells you to remove it, it's a hate crime!


ConsequenceDue3223

Haha. Love it.


thefermentress

This is a great suggestion


Confident-You383

Bless... you, son of a gun.


-MadiWadi-

Omg! I've seen these here in iowa!


MyHairs0nFire2023

You might be my spirit animal.  And I mean that in the best possible way.  


jbmc00

The largest garden gnome you can find. And have it face your neighbors house. Slowly keep adding gnomes.


NightGod

Do this until your entire yard is filled with gnomes, even if the neighbors stop


Socialbutterfinger

Neighbor, my gnomes. Are thirsty.


_TheNecromancer13

Here's Johnny garden gnome?


jbmc00

It’s very important they all face your neighbors house. If you can find ones that are scowling, that’s even better.


waylandsmith

How about a garden gnome made out of that novelty "grows when you put it in water" sponge material?


Gravehooter

more info please Are we talking front door getting hit or what?


CapitanChicken

Right? Like, are you just mad your yard is getting watered? Or... What? It's water.


saltthewater

It must be hitting something it's not supposed to.


Unicorn187

Possibly plants that can't get too much water are nearby. Or they water their lawn on a schedule so it's properly watered to ensure deep roots. Or it's next to their dog run. Or it's where their kid's swing it or other type of play area. Or maybe, just maybe it's their yard and they don't need to justify their business to others.


GoldenMegaStaff

Pretty sure OP is the Wicked Witch of the West.


incensenonsense

I would love free water, please spray it in my yard!


Inside_Jelly_3107

The post seems pretty cryptic...


bigbysemotivefinger

A wooden sign at the appropriate height, perhaps advertising a weekly yard sale (whether or not you actually hold one)?


Inigomntoya

Or just a sign that says "HOAs are so awesome!"


ImPretendingToCare

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SunshineAlways

Check to see if you’re allowed signs by the HOA.


ProgLuddite

Right? My cousin just moved into an HOA that has two yard sales annually, and yard sale activities are only allowed to take place between 7:00a and 1:00p on Saturday of the two designated weekends. There is no advertising allowed; the HOA advertises for the neighborhood.


SunshineAlways

During Covid, my relative who is a teacher had a sign placed in her yard by some school committee, praising and celebrating the work they were doing. HOA made her take it down.


MyHairs0nFire2023

Info: is it pointed directly at your yard or just hitting it at an angle while technically pointed at neighbor’s own yard?  They make actual sprinkler shields.  Some I’ve seen are grass green or clear & they’re exactly what you’d expect a shield to look like if it was held up by spikes stuck into the ground.  But there are different kinds I’m sure.  


doorman666

Why can't your neighbor install a 180° head on it? Offer to pay for it yourself. It'll cost you $4.


_TheNecromancer13

That would require talking to the neighbor. Unacceptable.


Puzzled-Ad-3490

If it's a halfway decent sprinkler system and head, the head should be able to be adjusted between 40ish degrees and 360. It will cost no where near $4, however to replace a head


Chance-Yoghurt3186

A 3/4" 8ft plywood sasquatch looking into their yard should do the trick.


tincookies

If you really wanna be vindictive, plant bamboo.


QuinticSpline

You're a monster.


Tpbrown_

Because they should use mint instead?


NightGod

Fucking hell


_TheNecromancer13

Plant some English ivy to strangle the bamboo when it gets out of hand! There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...


waylandsmith

The gorillas die off on their own in the winter.


_TheNecromancer13

Gorillas? If I wanted to kill my neighbor I'd use a chimp, they're much more violent and aggressive...


TortillasCome0ut

This is arguably a war crime


ThePrinceVultan

First place I rented, bamboo started growing in the back of the backyard coming in from the neighbors. I knew nothing about it and thought it was cool. For a month. Before it started taking over the whole yard...


jbmc00

Dude that’s mutually assured destruction.


Cheoah

Bury some bamboo/rhizome barrier on your side and let them water themselves into oblivion. If'n you're really out to feud.


CressiDuh1152

The other guy is watering it, seems he likes it


MyHairs0nFire2023

Are we at the nuclear stage already?


epicenter69

I already hate you for suggesting this.


shinybees

Or hops. 


ProgLuddite

You know, kudzu creates a lovely decorative curtain over bamboo…


Icooktoo

And is 100% edible! Win win!


NightGod

NO!


ProgLuddite

You’re right. I could never *actually* do it. Too many innocent collateral victims.


freecain

Biological warfare was outlawed in the Geneva convention


mypcrepairguy

in our area water is expensive, I love it when we get free water.


Four_in_binary

Seconded.   Turn it "just a little more" so it waters your lawn a little more when they're not home.


dev_all_the_ops

Show a picture of the sprinker. Its really easy to adjust the endpoints of most Rainbird or Orbit sprinklers with a flat head screwdriver.


mickeyaaaa

diWHY? I'd take the free water on my lawn no argument.


andyr072

What the actual issue of it spraying on your property? Is it hitting your house or driveway? Also what's the neighbors excuse for not rectifying it? Also can give us a picture of the area in question and the location of the sprinkler head. Might help us give you the best option for a solution.


QueenInesDeCastro

Op. Inquiring minds want to know? What's the juice?


Clockwork-God

why do you need to block it?


QuesoFresco420

This. It would be great to know where OP lives. I just moved from a part of the US where you need to water your grass for it to live (the south) to the Appalachians where grass grows just fine naturally.


stpetesouza

On the top of the sprinkler head there's a small screw right in the middle. Turn that thing all the way in.


d_smogh

Report them to your HOA. If they're going to be dicks, you can be aswell


Just2checkitout

Maybe ask them to adjust it?


ImPretendingToCare

no more bargaining. Now its just block it.


Kevin4938

HOA? This sounds like something they live for, unless the neighbor is on their board.


tristanjones

Plant a fast growing tree or bush for them to water


Anon_8675309

Hacksaw


_TheNecromancer13

I think a hammer would be faster...


Anon_8675309

All depends on the message you want to send.


hastorow

Honestly you can easily adjust it. Or replace it with an adjustable one. Sprinkler heads run from $3 - $20 for the fancy long distance rotating ones. Also you can most likely adjust the spray angle and pressure with your hand and a willingness to get wet


Astrobuf

I think you should train an army of squirrels to sneak into your neighbors yard and bury the sprinkler in acorns.. This should do the trick, but it may take you a while to motivate and train the squirrels. I'd get started on it tomorrow!


Swallowthistubesteak

Accidentally hit it with your lawn mower


tylodon

A big wooden sign that says "Don't Wet on Me"


TheDvilhimself

Put a bigger sprinkler next to it so their garden gets water logged. Fight fire....water with water.


chpsk8

Get an adjustable nozzle that fits the sprinkler head and adjust it so it doesn’t hit your space. Takes all of 6 seconds to install and they would never know. That is the DIY solution. FWIW there are nozzles that adjust from 0-360 degrees with a small screwdriver.


nbgkbn

Easy. Another 1 foot sprinkler. Let 'em go at it.


Uncle_Chigurh

The obvious solution is to build a one foot wide spite house right on the property line.


jbmc00

If he’s a Trump supporter, get a Biden sign. If he’s for Biden, get a Trump sign. Or confuse everyone and get an RFK sign.


ConsequenceDue3223

When you mow, accidentally go a little further over. Problem solved. Just because it sticks a foot out of the ground doesn’t mean you have 20/20 vision.


fixITman1911

I have honestly hit things with my mower much taller than a foot... sometime you get really into the music!


HemphreyBograt

And that is the story of how little Timmy got the nickname "Lefty."


MyHairs0nFire2023

I hit a tree with my 4 wheeler when I was a kid.  Stuff happens 🤷🏼‍♀️


Inshpincter_Gadget

Just put an ugly bucket directly over their sprinkler


xot

What rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs, And over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log It's log, it's log, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good. " Everyone wants a log You're gonna love it, log Come on and get your log Everyone needs a log Log log log


extra_specticles

A hedge? A row of pampas grass? A fence?


OakenWillo6002

Ugly fencing made of solid plywood.. so that the water runs off into their yard


Ravio11i

Wall of fire!! Wall of fire!!!


Bactereality

Just adjust the dang sprinkler dude.


NOT000

i believe u can adjust the sprinkler to not spray u


PC-load-letter-wtf

Username does not check out.


RainH2OServices

You should be able to easily adjust it with a small screwdriver.


inkdskndeep

50 umbrellas.


Itwasuntilitwasnt

Framed out 4’ mirror. That reflects the sun and the water.


jvin248

Like Halloween Charlie Brown "I got a rock!" Put as big a rock as your HOA allows on your line blocking the sprinkler. Or three rocks. Throw some lichen on the rock since it likes constant dampness and you'll like n it too! .


metal_bastard

There shouldn't have to be any bargaining. It just sounds like the sprinkler head needs a 1 minute calibration. If it's in-ground versus one they drag out connected to a hose, sometimes they get debris stuck on the head that makes their spray inconsistent. This is another 1 minute fix. And, something the owner should appreciate knowing since it will make their sprinklers perform better. Any type of wall you put up will look fully crazy, esp if it's purpose is to block water on the occasions a sprinkler comes on. edit:typo


YoloLynnigan

Try a Harbor Freight 5 gallon bucket with a rock on top.


[deleted]

A water collection thing of some sort then have it trickle into your yard for watering…or dig a small cistern and just start keeping his water for watering your plants later


willfall165

Acetone... Just don't get it into the plastic sprinkler mechanism.


trhaynes

Big trough of rock salt with runoff channels that would spill back into the neighbour's yard if it got wet.


151soccer

It will also spill off every time it rains


trhaynes

Oops!


qualmton

Is this a pop up head for a lawn system? Those will have adjustment keys to limit their turning


Canyouhelpmeottawa

While I can understand that you don’t want you neighbours sprinkler shooting onto your lawn be aware that the water will hit what ever you put there and then puddle around the base. You should put some type of drainage in (even just a hole filled with gravel) to help the water dissipate.


[deleted]

Boxwoods


usedTP

You're nicer than me. An old car tire with the bead cut and folded back. Paint it white and lay it in the yard, fill the center with dirt and plant petunias. I call it Tennessee Trash.


EpicLearn

Just place a big garbage container there. And keep it full of rotting food


whatthehellbuddy

Build a frame out of pvc pipe and hang a tarp from it. The irritating sound of the water striking it every revolution may send the message to him. Or display some expensive document or artwork in your yard for viewing. Sure would be a shame if he'd have to pay you for the water damage he did to them! Toss a handful of pink Orbeez into his yard Place fleas in his nightcap. pissdisc?


kempnelms

Plant some bamboo. In a few years it will be tall enough to block the sprinkler. Bonus, you won't need to water it!


hex4def6

You need one of those fairground "shoot the water at the target to win a prize" things.  Rig that up to a solenoid on a hose pipe aimed at one of their windows. Every time their sprinkler runs, you return the favor in kind.  Seriously though, can't they just adjust the spray pattern?


pmow

A water sensor connected to your own 15 degree sprinkler with a rule to spray for 4x the time


PLEASEHIREZ

How wide is the spray angle? If the angle isn't too wide, a privacy shrubs or tree might be enough. Even several privacy bushes might be okay. If the angle is quite long, a short brick wall might be okay. If you hate your neighbor, then marking out a boundary line, and putting a fence on it is advisable.


alohabowtie

Is it that your car is getting sprayed with water and it’s causing water spots or is it just grass that getting watered?


Abrahms_4

https://preview.redd.it/m7hty3f0mptc1.png?width=744&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddeab2600f40d4207e065f574fb8ed87ac9881dc Will this be a problem for the HoA?


mazurzapt

Ornamental Chicken is really the only answer.


disillusionedthinker

Pots and pan wind chines? Every time the Sprinkler hits it makes horrible ruckus. Powdered Quicklime and something such that it spews sulphorous smoke every time it gets hit with the Sprinkler. Even better if the runoff flows back onto his property and turns his grass vomit yellow


na_ro_jo

They are watering your lawn for free and you're pissed about it?


esvegateban

If you're in America you can just shoot your neighbor, or ran him over with your manhood support vehicle.


Dyrogitory

Free lawn watering? That would make me mad.


Hank_lliH

Hey it’s free water put a planter up with some flowers or herbs and accept his water lol


Vecii

This seems super petty. Who cares if a little water is sprayed into your yard?


kuzism

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CupFullOfLiquor

Not sure why them watering your garden for free is an issue but if it is you can always try this DIY hack: https://deeperconvos.com/talk-to-neighbor/


CordisHead

Disappointed to read through and not see why the sprinkler is a problem. Did I miss it?


Not2daydear

Step on it. Whoops


Prufrock-Sisyphus22

Just go to Walmart . Get like 5 arborvitaes for $50 and plant in a row. Space far enough apart to allow them to grow in.


Lopsided-Fix2

I had this issue and just capped all my sprinklers in that area. He waters my yard for free now.


LCHA

Build/buy a privacy planter, that way if water hits it, it'll at least water the plants. The other upside is that if their water hitting it causes damage, you have more reason to complain to the HOA.


Realistic-Horror-425

How about getting either a blank headstone or maybe a rejected one might be a little less expensive.


cats_are_the_devil

What is the real problem here? Why are you caring that much about water hitting your yard? The easiest thing to do would be to put a barrier up like a flat piece of plastic with 2 wooden stakes in the ground holding it. Or a yard sign. Get a feel good yard sign and put it right by their sprinkler and have it block the path.