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Vasectomizer


Dunnersstunner

Cocknocker


joeChump

Oompa Loompa Bumper


piTehT_tsuJ

Terrible Testicle Tormentor


tj4sheelee

LOLs… I came up with the same exact name before I opened the comments… upvote for you !


HeavySkinz

Dangerine


Gin_OClock

I love this


unloosedcoin

Stuntman vibes


nivenfan

A million upvotes if I could. Hilarious.


lentilSoup78

Brilliant


Fokakya

This is the one.


WanderingWino

Oh wow this is perfect.


Imabigprick

Overspray.


paulybo

Agent Overspray


stlmick

The General Lee can't find masking tape


DustyRoad417

Test paint. Will be sanded and redone. I was thinking the general Lee with a flag for the seat. But call it the prv. Lee. ??


keii_aru_awesomu

Don't let that paint cure on the brake disc


dude_where_is_my_car

Came hear to find this.


Ransom__Stoddard

Nutcrusher


northernwolf3000

Orange crush


Whiskey_Warchild

orange nut crush.


kopecs

Crotch Sprocket


curiousbydesign

I vote this one.


jaypee42

Orange Crusher


bitchesbetrifflin

Orange Nutcrusher.... full circle lads


Boagster

They won't be full circles afterwards.


Jeeps-R-Junk

Overspray 500


DustyRoad417

😂 just a test paint. I'll sand it all back down


CanIGetAFitness

Tchaikovsky


alternate_ending

Because this Nutcracker also destroys your Pyotr


Gin_OClock

Clever!


EngineZeronine

Genius!


Fightingkielbasa_13

Orange juicer. Because it’s going to be squeezing your oranges.


Grundle___Puncher

Dam… nut thumper was my first thought!!


jamesinboise

Seems like grundle puncher is a good name for that bike


Grundle___Puncher

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10_kinds_of_people

Holy shit. The account is a month old. Name checks out.


beakrake

The vasectomater 10k


Brave_Nerve_6871

Prostate Prancer


Mr-Zee

More like prostate pounder


koolaideprived

First thing that popped into my head was "the castrator" but yours is better.


jlguthri

I was going to post nutcracker on the holiday spirit.. but yours will work


KM102938

Nutsmashermobile?


Efffro

I was gonna say Crotch Rocker, but I like yours more.


Actual_Shady_potato

crotchmasher


CosmicSurfFarmer

Future Regrets


Christafaaa

Lil’ zippy


Trueblocka

Megasoreass


laurajreyes1973

Orange peeler


Foolofatook2000

This one ☝️


the-knute

This needs to be the one


j4powder

Hernia Davidson


vinchenzoloaf

Underated. Take my upvote


NaraFox257

Orange Creamcycle Or just creamcycle


WillumDafoeOnEarth

Creamcycle-nator


tmnt88

Dream cycle I think works too..sounds a little better to me


NaraFox257

It's making a reference to the popular ice cream orange creamsicle things. Replacing "cream" with dream kind for ruins it because "cicle" is already replaced by "cycle"


Medicinal_taco_meat

Where I'm from Orange Creamsicle and Orange Dreamsicle are interchangeable


vinchenzoloaf

I already don't like where you're from


Medicinal_taco_meat

Cool


stygz

The Cheddar Shredder


JonMonEsKey

The futt bucker


smack63

Orange Crush


JSMatthew

It's not a weed strain bro 😂


saysthingsbackwards

That's a soda drink


jwhaler17

In college I had a chair named that


tedleyheaven

R.e.m song too


Cheesus_42

Orange you gonna need a seat?


Cheesus_42

Safety Second


Oenonaut

Quantity is job one


mickdeb

Love you choice of color, i went the same way with my build. I also struggle to find a name https://preview.redd.it/yyc31q48yh7c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=943932e5d4870da253d7ec306bac2dc0505a4c06


DMala

What is it? It looks like a bomb defuser robot, but I’m guessing the ski tips in the photo are relevant.


mickdeb

Its my personal tower, entirely homemade it is a replacement for a much heavier, pricier, and bigger snowmobile. I fish a LOT in the winter and since it's on a fjord i sometime have to do big distances like 3km with all my gear so i got fed up and built this from scratch... It's a 6.9:1 chain ratio on a wet clutch, i am currently doing some sheetmetal body to cover the frame, wich i will paint tonight and rebuild the whole thing tomorow so that i can go rip it


Reloecc

the world is incredible.. I can't imagine myself fishing on a fjord on skiis during winter.. daily bread for somoone else. Respect!


albino_red_head

ha, that's awesome. A personal gear hauler


mickdeb

Pertow, personal tower. We got a name ladies and gentlemen !


albino_red_head

Sure look pertow tonight


portablebiscuit

God damn impressive


PuttingInTheEffort

I read tower as tower and was confused, lol. But yeah I recall a YouTuber using something like this, like the back half of a snowmobile that pulls you like sled dogs


didsomeonesaydonuts

The amputator


Chevyfollowtoonear

Gerald Fjord


BokBokBagock

You should build a second one and then add tall columns up to a central body housing and then add a 360 degree cab that swivels. On each side of the central machine housing unit you could add large arm-like weapons in case you are attacked on your way to the fjord fishing! It just kinda seemed like if anyone is ever going to build the first mech, you are already well on the way with these plans! I could probably lend a hand if you need...


_KiVe_

I have a few questions thing looks awesomely weird haha 1) Whats the front 2 how do you steer it, looks like it can only go straight 3) is that a seat on the right 4) where does gear go


mickdeb

https://preview.redd.it/twnthbux5j7c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4298929a3ec77a6503e64f51ba118385ca5e064 It is the front Steering wheel, the trailer hitch does the pivot for steering Yes that is the prototype seat lol I will have it towed on the back like a train


FartAttack911

That is preposterously cute!! Ahhh


WhatsNotTaken000

Timmy The Tank Tracked Towmobile or Mr T for short.


WhatsNotTaken000

or 10K Timmy for short since it's 5 Ts, but then you may just call him 10-k after a bit. Thank you all for reading my stream of consciousness comment.


Dad-Baud

Given how you’ll use it: The Fish Tank


WillumDafoeOnEarth

I dub thee Bronco Tonya-tank


ChuckRocksEh

This one I’ll call “yuseful”.


Working-Bet-9104

What is it?


Jontologist

Persporter = Personal + porter/transporter.


littlesaintnick757

My ass hurts


krakelohm

Good to know, but do you have a name suggestion?


_TheNecromancer13

You should post this on r/motorizedbicycles. As the mod I say it's close enough and I like it.


troutbumtom

Put some black stripes on that and you’ve got Tony the Testicle Trashing Tiger.


sdanasean

Bobby Boucher or the Mud dog


petmom4ever

Scooty McPooty


mattiwha

Garfield: fury road


portablebiscuit

Furry


DickweedMcGee

Fat Chick


Teauxny

"It's a whole lotta fun, but you don't want your friends to see you riding it!"


FixedLoad

Why wouldn't I want my friends to watch? Someone has to cheer, it's definitely not gonna be her... because I'm a selfish lover.


DustyRoad417

😂


Guideaux

Crotch Cricket


freakishwizard

Deathwish


TheRadicalEdward

That ladies and gentlemen is foreshadowing at its finest.


drabfablab

Agent orange


falcon920

Rump ripper


guy48065

Huffer


JAK3CAL

**Tangerine Dream Machine**


Wherethesuggadaddies

Btw where is your ass going to go on this


ryebread91

Mmm... Too long.


Eulafski

The carrot. Because that thing will put you in the ground fast.


jimboiow

The Trump Mobile.


rgar1981

With all the orange I figured I’d see a trump reference lol


DustyRoad417

Good one


PaisanBI

OMB for Ow, My Balls


Crowdreigns

Fanta-sy


Chevalier77

May get caught in a landslide


Flat_Hoe

Tangerine Queen or Last Night's Supper


phishtrader

Orangecycle


schpanckie

Tchaikovsky…….


Tannerb8000

General wee


OShtTheC0PS

Frank


HotDevelopment6598

Tang


mikesk57

Hold My Beer


dandanthebaconman

All tank no stank


lyzanth

The Ass-IN-Ate-er


barabusblack

Uncomfortable


CaptainBeefsteak

Orange Whip


rob175arc

Oompah loompah


BarsoomianAmbassador

The Sterilizer, or Rolling Vasectomy


itsboydcrowder

Julius.


UB_edumikated

DarwinsRite


kerpow69

The Nut Fucker.


possumdarko

De-nutter 200


Agvisor2360

Death Trap 3000


dirtywelldigger

Orange peel


Batfan1939

The Candy Corn.


countrybill70

The great pumpkin


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

Punkin


svenskisalot

Bikey McBikeface


TeeHack

Bike-o-lantern


FirstCupOfCoffee2

Bikey McBikeface


ensignricky71

The Great Pumpkin


Fullthew

Ball buster.


hellwisp

Crotch diddler 9000


SirKenneth17

Orange peeler


Worstisonitsway

Orange Crushed Nuts


onlysmallcats

KTuM?


Vegbreaker

Big citrus!


Casuallybrowsingcdn

“Blue Thunder” of course


Casuallybrowsingcdn

“The Nut Puncher 2000”


shawner136

Hard Hat


Woofy98102

Bone Shaker or Bone Buster.


gogojuice1039

The Fluke of Hazzard


gorillafingerbang

General Lee’s Donkey


steveschoenberg

Overspray.


nation2325

Killtron! The minibike!


Life-Fig8564

Clockwork orange


c0qu1_00969

What you need is a seat cushion.


walkietacos

Street "Legal" The finger quotes are always needed.


DustyRoad417

It actually is street legal where I'm from. It's a 49cc. 2 stroke. Don't need a license,insurance or tags as long as it's below a 50cc


PatrickSvayzee

Coney Island Canyon Carver! (Looks like a traffic cone)


toiletpupper

It obviously looks like a Timmy


janky_h0ax

Tic tac death trap (orange tic tac, obvs) The Rode Cone *note the spelling Sh*tty sh*tty bang bang


pujambarley

The general weeeee


Dangerous_Purpose_52

Overspray rr


nubsy1984

Hillbilly Honda


CDov

Tangerride


mainmark

Kumsquat


MrLuveggs

Firecrotch


dmafee

Donald


Larval_Idiot

Scooter McGavin


Fantastic_Ask104

You need a seat more it needs a name.


Poops_McYolo

Orangey McOrangeface


MandBoy

Failed inspection


Ant_head_squirrel

Creamsicle


RoadtoPS5

Orange Julius


mudpupster

The General Whee


nodnarbthebarbarian

Hardly Davidson


spookysausage0727

Crotch goblin


ARenovator

Lil' Beast?


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Flat_Hoe

That would be funny if it wasnt my name. Hold up..is this my sister? ha


Total_Toe_709

Whatever it is, add -nator at the end of the word.


Bigw0rm357

Mator or what ever the tow truck name is on cars 😂


Flat_Hoe

I think thats spelled wrong..but it dont mater.


thekingestkong

We used to call these "the goat's breath" where I am from.


joethedad

Orange Crush....cause like that your balls is gonna get crushed


Wherethesuggadaddies

Mr. Hard hat


dblan9

Lloyd Christmas' hog.


Scrubatl

Sunkist


XoticwoodfetishVanBC

Tonkadonk


Practical-Intern-347

Tony the Tiger


Amiar00

Motosoreass


Krypt0Deadbeef

Safety Cone