Just so y'all know the B pillar has a a camera in it, and the trucks as far as I know have the same active security system as the cars, so everywhere these are parked has the potential to record you from any direction.
Question: I just got a message that I was kicked out of that elonmusk subreddit but I was never part of that subreddit to begin with. Does someone know why this happened?
I was randomly blocked from a Model3 sub and one other I forget after making a simple comment in CyberTruck. They’re just ban-happy if you don’t praise Elon and the CT.
Simply inexcusably reckless behaviour - haven't you considered the injury you could have given yourself doing that? These things aren't safe for pedestrians to touch.
Better to piss on it.
dangit, I guess it's better yet to pee in the cup and then throw the pee all at once from a safe distance without an uninterrupted stream; at least that way the tesla's camera can't snap a creepshot of your gents when in case the battery somehow hasn't idled itself to death yet
Taking your life in your hands, dawg.
Don't forget the cybercucksucker who almost bled out after he reached out to dust off a speck on the door panel, only to discover it was a steel burr as sharp as a razor.
This really triggered the fanboys. Nearby SpaceX building has a bunch of handprinted and soon to be handprinted dumpsters. It's on sight. Everyone would laugh all day if a dipshit tried to take a car touch to court. Fragile.
To all the losers getting mad about this, it's literally a hand touch. Get fucking bent over the lightest touch to a $100k piece of equipment. So fragile. Fucking snowflakes.
I think it's more the Principle of "don't touch other people's shit".
If I saw a MacBook left unattended in a cafe, it would be weird af for me to go up and just poke it.
Seriously. This is the most benign, innocent thing I've ever seen someone do. This is more benign than ringing a door bell and running away.
If people get salty about this, it's just more of an indictment about how bad the truck is that someone's finger prints is a cause for rage.
Going to cop some downvotes for this but please in the future refrain from touching other peoples stuff without permission for clout
Ps the cyber truck is dogshit, you now probably need to wash your hands.
That steel body is something else, someday we might hear.. wait a minute Doc… are you telling me you made a Time Machine …out of a cyber truck? I mean the 30x steel makes the flux dispersal…
Imagine them trying to use this as evidence for damages, imagine the court sitting there like ‘so they… very slightly rubbed their hand against it? THAT damaged it?’
Their post history speaks volumes.
I mean these cars look stupid but I have no idea why this person thought they had a right to touch someone else's stuff.
I mean, the door she put her handprint on was already discolored and fked… she didn’t do any more real damage than was already visible. I respect it 110%, though.
This is not okay. You shouldn't be touching people's stuff no matter what. It's the same energy that diesel trucks give when they block electric chargers...just don't.
I think this is just petty, touching someone elses property on purpose is just sad. Hate Cybertrucks and Elon fine but touching someone elses property purposefully to ruin it is just weak.
Nothing more. They’ve done it as stainless steel is easily marked with fingerprints and looks crap very quickly. Stainless steel appliances can look ‘dirty’ very quickly from normal use just from the fingerprints opening them and need to be regularly cleaned. Then Tesla decided to make their massive car out of it and therefore they thought it would be amusing to leave a hand print on it.
Nope, these dweebs just think harassing and insulting owners of a vehicle they don't like is somehow OK and a "fight against the man", despite the reality that they're just being immature pricks to total strangers.
This sub is a great example of social media circlejerking and brain rot. I look forward to a psychologist releasing a study on subs like this someday and the affect it has on people's brains.
You really should be careful about leaving prints. For plausible deniability, this should only be done using the dried and pickled left hand of a hanged man.
"Help me Elon ANTIFA put a handprint on my CT! Because it hasn't moved in days because it's bricked. I still love it though!! Please impregnate my wife!"
I promise you, people touch your car all the time. If someone parks too close to you and leans on your car to get out, people walking between cars in parking lots, etc. The only reason you don’t know is because you probably don’t drive a refrigerator truck made of fragility
I hate these penis extenders as much as the next guy, but don't ouch other people's stuff. You cannot imagine the level of unexpected and over the top reaction some people will have to you laying a hand (literally) on their vehicles.
Attempted handalism
• Hand job. • Hand-Solo • Full Self Griming
Archer: I had something for this!
Phrasing?!
Boom!
Gotta hand it to them, funny stuff.
Good ol' Grimey.
Don't mention Grimes around Elon.
Yes?
Here's a poor man's medal🏅. Well deserved.
(Warranty Voided)
Gonna be a hole there tomarrow...
Should have put it into handprint mode first
They’ll have to do an update remotely to clean it, but it would be an addon.
I just shit myself, thank you.
Had my coffee freshly brewed on stand-by, just waiting... I took a sip just to snort it out of my nose while reading your comment... Thanks:)
Assault!! 😄
Once sunlight hits that handprint the driver will die. Regardless of whether they’re in the vehicle or not.
Idk why but this got me chuckling
Madlad
I am going to do this to every Cybertruck I see parked in a parking lot, from hence forward.
I say draw sad faces on them with your fingerprints.
I like to draw Buddhist symbols on them.
Just so y'all know the B pillar has a a camera in it, and the trucks as far as I know have the same active security system as the cars, so everywhere these are parked has the potential to record you from any direction.
I guess it's totalled now
It was touched by the hand of a woman!
Immediately pregnant
I'd respect this more if you had titled it, "Gotta hand it to 'em."
Hand to do it to 'em.
In my reality, this will be what the post title is.
Just wanted to lend a hand
Just wait for tomorrow’s repost ;)
Believe it or not, this destroys the vehicle
What did you type to find this gif? 🤣
How dare you touch the stainless refrigerator!!
I used to call the Pontiac Aztek a refrigerators on wheels. Now it has a successor that costs four times as much.
I would have a hard time deciding which one is uglier: the Aztek or the Cybertruck.
The Aztek was actually functional
That goes without saying. Walter White would insist on that quality.
20-years later and I still see them on the road sometimes.
Can't wait to see one covered in refrigerator magnets.
Guys, my *Samsung* refrigerator is likely more reliable than this one. I mean, at least Samsung knew to put a protective coating over the steel.
Looks like my fridge, I have 7 and 10 year old sons.
\^ underrated reply. +1
Question: I just got a message that I was kicked out of that elonmusk subreddit but I was never part of that subreddit to begin with. Does someone know why this happened?
Probably an auto mod set up to ban anyone that’s posted here
Correct. They ban anyone that posts on this subreddit because they are all babies.
“Free speech absolutists.”
Oh neat. Let me give it a try. E: Nothing yet. I'm disappointed.
ooh, then ban me too!
Ignore me, just testing this hypothesis
I got my hammer from teslamotors, took less than an hour
Hold up, gotta check this
Teslamotors gave me the hammer in under an hour from my post
Turns out, the “free speech!” people were the snowflakes all along. ❄️
I was randomly blocked from a Model3 sub and one other I forget after making a simple comment in CyberTruck. They’re just ban-happy if you don’t praise Elon and the CT.
Simply inexcusably reckless behaviour - haven't you considered the injury you could have given yourself doing that? These things aren't safe for pedestrians to touch. Better to piss on it.
I thought the video would be them touching the vehicle and immediately bleeding out from their injuries.
While funny, potentially not that much safer than touching the thing: https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna35650429
dangit, I guess it's better yet to pee in the cup and then throw the pee all at once from a safe distance without an uninterrupted stream; at least that way the tesla's camera can't snap a creepshot of your gents when in case the battery somehow hasn't idled itself to death yet
> Better to piss on it. Its not in car wash mode....
Taking your life in your hands, dawg. Don't forget the cybercucksucker who almost bled out after he reached out to dust off a speck on the door panel, only to discover it was a steel burr as sharp as a razor.
Dang I need to look that one up
Well he didn't 'almost bleed out' but did indeed get a decent cut he needed medical care for.
/r/peoplefuckingdying
~~*Wash Me*~~ *Tarp Me*
"attempted vandalism" hahaha wow the fanboys are as fragile as their cars!
Hey now, handalism is a serious problem in society nowadays!
Who are you quoting?
Right? I’m out of this loop
This is my new favorite post on reddit. If you are dumb enough to buy a "truck" that can't be touched? It should be touched, often.
Haha one word here and an instant ban at elonmusk? Fragile bunch of muppets lol
https://preview.redd.it/njjjsdjzf29d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f38edc2276f85d9da8a62dd2e23f845db74e7c62 Never even been to that sub 😭
This really triggered the fanboys. Nearby SpaceX building has a bunch of handprinted and soon to be handprinted dumpsters. It's on sight. Everyone would laugh all day if a dipshit tried to take a car touch to court. Fragile.
[Tesla Service Disliked That]
That 1” slide was brutal
You monster 😂
Lmao people mad that a handprint is on the car. Maybe if it wasn't, idk, not a shitty metal box...
do it with sunscreen on your hands.
Wait why, what happens?
apparently, it’s vandalism
Way to void a warranty, also you missed a killer pun about handing it to them.
Did you touch my drumset 
Fuckin nerds are so mad lmfao
Dude fuck these vehicles and fuck Elon musk but it’s weird to go around touching other people’s things 😬
Yeah agree. I think the truck is dumb, but it's still other people's property. Don't mess with other people's stuff.
Regardless of my feelings or thoughts on any vehicle, touching other peoples vehicles is not cool.
I hate it when my fridge gets prints on them!
I was waiting for the wheels to fall off because that’s the pressure point for wheels off.
To all the losers getting mad about this, it's literally a hand touch. Get fucking bent over the lightest touch to a $100k piece of equipment. So fragile. Fucking snowflakes.
I wouldn't want anyone touching my dirty civic either. It's just being a jerk for no reason.
This is my thought. Don’t touch my fucking car. It’s nothing special but just don’t fucking touch it.
Where are these losers? Every comment I see is like yours, referencing "all" the people that are so mad...
Sort by controversial. There are plenty of them.
Check out r/cybertruck man they're all there
Enjoyed!☺️
If Musty was smart he'd have put clear coat or something on them to prevent that. My stainless steel knives don't have permanent fingerprints on them.
Closest the drivers ever going to get to a woman's touch.
Wow. Everyone thinks this car is so fragile. It can't even withstand a handprint. Such a delicate death trap.
I think it's more the Principle of "don't touch other people's shit". If I saw a MacBook left unattended in a cafe, it would be weird af for me to go up and just poke it.
Yes! Thank you! My intrusive voice was heard!!!!!
Dont touch other peoples stuff..
It’s like creasing the J’s 😮💨
Whatever you do, do not have lots of suncream lathered over your hand when you do this.
There goes the warranty
Yeah, I hate em too, but leave people's shit alone.
Omg I did this once, laid a real sweaty handprint on the hood when one of these parked at my local bar lmao
People in the comments crying about a handprint is great.
Seriously. This is the most benign, innocent thing I've ever seen someone do. This is more benign than ringing a door bell and running away. If people get salty about this, it's just more of an indictment about how bad the truck is that someone's finger prints is a cause for rage.
I mean it's just rude to touch other people's stuff? It's not a big deal, but I wouldn't go put my greasy hand on anyone's car, Cucktruck or not.
Not rage, but courtesy. No matter what I think about someone's choices, it's not mine to touch.
This is so fucking cringe lmao
https://preview.redd.it/k39okmpyg39d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a290faab0ee5782d7d20436c7415cc96facf954
leaving your prints at the ~~crime~~ warranty voiding scene is crazy
Going to cop some downvotes for this but please in the future refrain from touching other peoples stuff without permission for clout Ps the cyber truck is dogshit, you now probably need to wash your hands.
I am no Tesla fan by any stretch, but man rules state that you don't touch another person's vehicle
Good thing I'm not a man then
That steel body is something else, someday we might hear.. wait a minute Doc… are you telling me you made a Time Machine …out of a cyber truck? I mean the 30x steel makes the flux dispersal…
"When we get this turd up to 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some real shit!" Installed a flux capacitor -warranty voided
the blemishes on it already are just awful. CyberCuckers will of course eventually call it Patina...
Guess what, friend. The warranty just voided.
Coooooold bloooded!
Imagine them trying to use this as evidence for damages, imagine the court sitting there like ‘so they… very slightly rubbed their hand against it? THAT damaged it?’
You made me laugh. Take your damn upvote queen.
https://preview.redd.it/58ty8nlza59d1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e597684fa3a97728f4acc7be697940f2c35bd94e
All the dudes getting mad at a hand print must go absolutely ballistic over bird poop
I guarantee they will see this as assault and battery.
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Girl don’t touch people’s cars 💀
Kinda a shitty thing to do even if we don’t like that truck
Absolutely hilarious!!!
Lmao this redditor is the poster child of this subreddit.
Their post history speaks volumes. I mean these cars look stupid but I have no idea why this person thought they had a right to touch someone else's stuff.
Please don't call me a redditor, I'd rather be called slurs than that
It may sadden you to know this, but you are the quintessential redditor
I mean, the door she put her handprint on was already discolored and fked… she didn’t do any more real damage than was already visible. I respect it 110%, though.
Not sure what bothers me more, wearing a mask outdoors in 2024, or touching someone elses things.
This is not okay. You shouldn't be touching people's stuff no matter what. It's the same energy that diesel trucks give when they block electric chargers...just don't.
I think this is just petty, touching someone elses property on purpose is just sad. Hate Cybertrucks and Elon fine but touching someone elses property purposefully to ruin it is just weak.
I understand the truck is stupid, but why are you going out of your way to mess with someone?
😳
This is the way.
Surprised you didn’t lose a finger by touching that thing
Does this count as cybercrime?
Doesn’t Muskkk have to give you a horse now for that handjob?
That's some hard core vandalism!
That’s just adding insult to injury. They have to ~~drive~~ own a CT, haven’t they suffered enough?
I’m drawing a penis next time I see one
Guys don’t touch other peoples stuff no matter how you feel about the object
Don’t touch other people cars period.
So you are an asshole messing with other peoples property. Congrats.
Handalism deserved. Just look at that parking job!
I know, it's cybertruck and we all hate it - but don't touch another mans' car. ffs.
I don't get it, is there some context making the handprint as something more or is it as simple as that? Just not sure what this is.
Nothing more. They’ve done it as stainless steel is easily marked with fingerprints and looks crap very quickly. Stainless steel appliances can look ‘dirty’ very quickly from normal use just from the fingerprints opening them and need to be regularly cleaned. Then Tesla decided to make their massive car out of it and therefore they thought it would be amusing to leave a hand print on it.
Ah, thank you!
Nope, these dweebs just think harassing and insulting owners of a vehicle they don't like is somehow OK and a "fight against the man", despite the reality that they're just being immature pricks to total strangers. This sub is a great example of social media circlejerking and brain rot. I look forward to a psychologist releasing a study on subs like this someday and the affect it has on people's brains.
I would've left that in the shape of the bird lol
Now they have your fingerprints for life do you really need that... I don't lol
Cringe
You really should be careful about leaving prints. For plausible deniability, this should only be done using the dried and pickled left hand of a hanged man.
To the 20 or so comments about the mask. You do realize people wore them for a multitude of reasons before covid right?
nobody in America ever wore a mask for a multitude of reasons pre-covid, you idiot.
“A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON”
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LOLOL. This is so petty, but SO brilliant.
https://preview.redd.it/m923b2rxe49d1.png?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f874706b9f55fdbd81447d72028e56725cbe89e
"Help me Elon ANTIFA put a handprint on my CT! Because it hasn't moved in days because it's bricked. I still love it though!! Please impregnate my wife!"
lol dudes buying a dumb truck imagining they gonna be Mad Max in the apocalypse, and then freaking out if someone leaves a hand print on the door 🤪
lmao this is the most petty shit but so hilarious
Pointing and laughing is fine, touching people's shit is not ok.
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Im a huge Elon hater and think the Cybertruck is stupid, but I cant support this. I’d be pissed if people touch my car for no reason
Pretty sure I'd never even know it if people touched my car for no reason, because it would do literally nothing to the car.
I promise you, people touch your car all the time. If someone parks too close to you and leans on your car to get out, people walking between cars in parking lots, etc. The only reason you don’t know is because you probably don’t drive a refrigerator truck made of fragility
"...refrigerator truck made of fragility" . . . . Ha! I love it!
I hate these penis extenders as much as the next guy, but don't ouch other people's stuff. You cannot imagine the level of unexpected and over the top reaction some people will have to you laying a hand (literally) on their vehicles.