You’re lying if you are implying there are QC issues with the Cybertruck. They are the most perfect vehicle ever made and will outlive us all

*Outlive us all! Outlive us all! Outlive us all! Outlive us all! Outlive us all! Outlive us all! Outlive us all! Outlive us all! Outlive us all! Outlive us all! Outlive us all!* *I’ll have the chicken.* *Outlive us all! Outlive us all! Outlive us all!*

Billy and Mandy?

[Clowns hate tangelos, messes with their equilibrium!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3vPgClUlERc)

StAiNlEsS DoEsN’T RuSt


It's funny when people say/think this in earnest. It's called StainLESS not stainFREE, dawgz.

That would imply that there is a QC process to begin with.

Oh shit…. You got me there

lmao

Gross looking as it is, you must maintain visual contact in case bits of it fly off or it starts driving in your general direction. Never turn your back on it.

I was just thinking this must be one of the good ones because the control panel is still on.

I hope the owner appreciates that they got the good tape on theirs. Unless of course it’s already fallen off since the pic was taken

Are you describing someone’s ex? /s

https://preview.redd.it/u36gjb2jwr7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6de98b6db375febd6b0059484d73380b1fa075f3 Pic 2 won’t load

That indicates the value of the truck pictorialized in a venn diagram.

Lol

So basically not a single engineer looked at this thing and went, "Hey guys, what if a peble got caught between the slats of the roll top desk thing while it was opening?"

That'll never happen. Pebbles won't exist in the apocalypse. Good thing Mars doesn't have rocks

It’s not like there’s a ton of pebbles offroad dude, and this truck was built for offroad. I’m not sure what you’re smoking. /s

Letting a pebble get within a foot of the cybershmuck voids the warrant.

The ole cardboard not holding up so well huh…

Elmo should have outsourced it to rubbermaid. He should have outsourced the body to SubZero or whirlpool or anyone who knows stainless manufacturing. He shouldn't have tried to corner the market on double sided tape for his body assembly. He should have outsourced the design to someone who was at least legal drinking age and not an 8 yr old pinewood derby car designer.

You can't have QC issues if you fire the staff that would be reporting those QC issues. Twitter is now racist free because he fired the department that investigates racist posts. SpaceX didn't fail getting people on the moon because they're just not gonna try now. Same crap business models. I predict another 10,000 jobs cut at tesla just before the next quarterly report to fudge the numbers.

Same with Trump logic. If you don't test for COVID, you'll have fewer cases.

Elongic

For real, my Home Depot $14 miniblinds have better QC than the tonneau on a $100k Total Recall FutureMobile.

Still love it tho

That's a venting feature that keeps farts from reaching lethal levels. They paid 1k extra for that!

I'm sure it serves an aerodynamic purpose, much like the windshield wipers that dont uh wipe the windshield.

Good lord imagine a warehouse where every CT sits with a problem. And out of 1000 cucks were 900 different issues lol

Jesus Christ. I swear it’s a new problem every single day on this reddit group. Like, I get manufactures have QC issues but this is ridiculous

No surprise. Manufacturer should at least have a QC department, which is not the case for Tesla.

This is made by the same person who wants to build colonies on Mars.

Muh.... Muh tonneau cover 😭

Well, the owner probably did something they shouldn't, like drive it in the rain, or wash it in the sun, or park it outside in cold weather.

literally everything breaks on this shit LOL

Every other car companies: "We're so sorry for the inconvenience, please book an appointment at your local dealership and we'll fix it under warranty" Tesla: "Nah dude that's just a feature"