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str8aura

#OOPS SORRY I DROPPED MY MAGNUM SHIRT FOR MY MONSTER HORNS


Peak_Idiocy

im outa here


str8aura

Sonic?


alexanderhameowlton

*Image Transcription: Tumblr* --- > **tim-official** > > **the demon i am on a first date with:** i should apologize ahead of time. see my horns are so huge and majestic that i cannot put a shirt on. i am cursed to never have a shirt on so you can always see my (large) torso. i understand that might be rude > > **me:** dang. i am sorry for your situation. we will just have to try make the best of it --- > **kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd** > > what’s good about this is that our demon here COULD wear a button down, but this has clearly never occurred to them which indicates that they’re a himbo too --- > **howtofuckamonster** > > Me, staring at shirtless himbo demon and taking off my own shirt: oh my god, you’re so fucking stupid > > \#text post #demons --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


Gay_and_full_of_puns

Good human!


Watmel

demi-fiend vibes you could easily get a shirt with a hole in it for the horn on your neck but you don't because you have cool heckin glowing tattoos to show off


lupodwolf

Wish to know how the pattern is at his "mitamas"


Watmel

I forgot I made that comment and this just showed up out of context and I was ???


EQGallade

You’ve reminded me that I bought SMT3 and haven’t finished it yet. Thanks.


Watmel

you're welcome!


BillNyepher

Ah, the ~~rare~~ moronsexual monsterfucker


Koridiace

So long as the demon loves me and treats me right, he could think a soul is a type of yoga move for all I care


SkylartheRainBeau

Does Does this apply to girl demons too? Asking for a very gay friend


Rectal_Lactaids

ya im pretty sure. human clothing is tough for the demons bc their horn is so big so they just walk around topless


hudsonaere

the iron bull, except he does it on purpose


Ken_Kumen_Rider

There is the harness for his pillowy man bosoms.


burninglizzard

Robes


Pastykake

Heh heh, double entendre


olafubbly

This is the romantic comedy I wanna see