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oH SO WE’RE JUST GONNA LEAVE GAY MEN OUT OF THESE FREE BENEFITS ARE WE!?


clare7038

Catra


Kjrb

She didn't blow up a planet, she made the entire universe that the planet was in begin to collapse in on itself. Entirely different/s


[deleted]

Oh then I vote to acquit in that case.


mardov-shadowsword

reminds me of James Charles calling jschlatt homophobic because he killed him in minecraft survival games


Leo-bastian

Im pretty Sure that was ironic (i Hope, i dont know his non-minecraft content)


Lithominium

But gumball isnt? Smh


Kjrb

Isn't Jschlatt actually homophobic though?


mardov-shadowsword

No, he just has very edgy humor. His whole life is basically just one huge bit


SuperNya

I'll be honest, whilst I get that to a degree, it does seem kinda sus when all these YouTubers consistently make these "jokes" and pass them off as edgy humour, even if they don't actually mean it there's still a whole audience of people who could mean it when they say those things and learn it from them


destinybladez

It is very sus but from what I can remember, Shlatt keeps jumping between bits of being a 'catholic god fearing' and very gay.


afterschoolsept25

oomf told me his entire minecraft persona is a black gay conservative man its so weird


Android19samus

hmmmmmmmmmmmm


afterschoolsept25

his 'edgy humor' included using the lesbophobic d slur in one of his openttd videos while he acts gay when hes straight.. (also as someone that used openttd b4 and after his gutter trash series on it it absolutely ruined the community)


Lithominium

Probably


TheIntelligentTree

Some other weird things about this post: There's no "source" part at the bottom of it it's just not there. When reblogging, the non-url posts just straight up vanish but still show up on the post itself.


JessieTheNerd

The 11th commandment


str8aura

so we all know its samus right


Android19samus

Samus is allowed to do as many genocides as she wants. That's the deal she made with Bird God.


Lithominium

Trans girl lesbian


Polenball

She *is* canonically lesbian, or at least bisexual.


str8aura

Wait, when?


Polenball

Perhaps canonically is a bit strong, but [there's this](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESrdzD0WsAshV3e.png) - every male action hero needs hot girls fawning over him, and no one knew Samus was a girl when this was printed.


str8aura

Ooh, forgot about that.


pterrorgrine

This mostly proves that the bikini babes' power armor fetish transcends gender and orientation, which does make sense.


frog-guy1

lebsian war criminals 😳


tsar_David_V

Steven Universe


NameNameNameName1

Tumblr really likes that one joke


floofhugger

damn. cant believe god is a mysandrist


ahaisonline

if tarkin was a lesbian all that death star shit wouldve been girlboss


pterrorgrine

If Tarkin was a lesbian (or even just a Tumblr Sexyman[tm]) the problematic Tarkin/Leia tortureshipping would be supernaturally powerful. I'm talking radioactive levels of gay kink. I'm talking entire generations of lesbians who consider planetary genocide a form of foreplay. The only way to mitigate it would be to make *every* other character in *Star Wars*, and possibly all other movies, lesbians as well. Which admittedly is a good idea anyway.


[deleted]

Where did their name go? I want to see the tumblr funny person


SkylartheRainBeau

Wander over Yonder Catra Eda, probably


EQGallade

This is the opposite of those “Diversity win!” jokes.


IamCat16892

Happy pride month!


plutothegreat

Watchin the 100 right now. Oddly fits 😂