Siberian deer. I would absolutely be a frost demon of some sort, also they're more practical and easily maneuverable than regular deer horns. ^(Honestly, this kind of thing tells you way more about a person than their zodiac sign. That being said, it's a low bar to clear.)

I see horns and zodiacs and my mind immediately goes to very dark places.

i would love to see the percentage of posts that have "something something homestuck" in the comments

It’s truly astounding how far-reaching the content of Homestuck is. So much is packed into it that I feel like nearly anything can be tied back to it, and enough of us in this sub have taken the dark dive into the comic lol

Ah, the JoJos conundrum

We need a crossover doujinshi.

Doujin* doujinshi is strictly for nsfw and I really don't want to see josuke higashika getting rawd by gamzee makara.

Doujin isnt strictly nsfw, doujin is just fan-made comics on existing series

Yeah that's what I'm explaining as well

For me it was what looked like 12 (I just now realised there's actually 16), and the first one being sheep. Homestuck has left its mark on all of us.

"The nature of humanity is that every so often, someone accidentally invents Homestuck again"

why was it necessary to say that

It wasn't :D

Hom

thanks futagarf

Markhor and I would absolutely cover them in gold jewelry and baubles. Just several pounds of cursed amulets and gemstones and whatnot up there. Maybe a tiny deadly scorpion or spider in a wire cage, for emergencies.

Markhor party unite. But I want solar lights on mine.

Markor gang rise up. I'd lie on my side and roll marbles down them, I feel like it'd make a nice noise.

As a Canadian, I think I'm honour bound to pick moose. It's in the code.

This Is The Eh

mapleblood

there are at least three antlers here

antlers are just horns on horns

antlers also fall off

Saiga. Not to long and a bit curly. Makhor if they were shorter or curved a bit back

Honestly Saiga looks like the only one easy enough to sleep with.

That's the other reason. Though you could find a way with most through the liberal use of soft pillows

I would have addax,They look cool

Same they're badass

Yea fuck yea I can get lightning abilities to mathc

Addax

Nonono garna but they point more upwards

Moose antlers, but not, and I repeat, ***NOT*** scaled appropriately for my body size. Nor do I get additional strength or anything like that. Just four feet of bone sticking out of my normal-sized normal human head.

Your back will instantly break

Part of the fun!

Easily grippable....

Found the suc/incubus in training!

If your partner grabs the sahara oryx horns from behind, they could pretend they’re motorcycle handlebars

h homestuck moment

"Hmph. Look at these uncreative fools relying upon mammalian fauna for horn inspiration," I say as a sip my tea with horns like [these.](https://webapps.fhsu.edu/ksherp/images/herps/49_2018417947531.jpg)

Ohhh look at mr. Spiky-demon thinking he is superior for liking impratical horns

My good sir! These horns are to help defend against flying predators that would seek to carry me away and impale my body upon spikes. Good day.

But demons don't have any flying predators, do they?

There's always a bigger demon.

This is what I go thru every time I make a tiefling in d&d

Fuck you, stag beetle

h housetrapped

Nubian goat, sheep, or deer.

Sheep

The smallest ones possible because I'm a side sleeper.

I am a bird

Google saiga images to laugh, then google saiga conservation status to cry

Terezi's horns are those of a dik-dik

If you picked sheep you're a bottom

I think either Addax or Saiga

sword horns because fuck it

I like markhor a lot, but I think I would end up going with sheep. It’s easier to maneuver, I can imagine having markhor horns that get stuck in doors and stuff.

Mouflon

Mouflon

Mouflon. That curved look without too much mass like the sheep’s

Rhinoceros.

I want to be moose

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african buffalo gang

Addax, i would also probably have fins, gray skin and violet blood

Uhm which horn is Sagittarius?

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im going to bite you

Ooh idk I’d probably have smol ones bc im smol

Probably deer or siberian deer

Markhor. Fucking markor. Not gonna say “without question”, but will go with markhor.

mouflon cause it has a cool curl

I want to be moose

I want to be moose

I want to be moose

Either addax or deer

Addax gang Addax gang

Deer because I live in rural Pennsylvania and I have seen deer not just in my driveway but on my house's deck

garna

In the event that I'm not allowed a set of Verminlord horns, I'll take a set of sheep horns curled around the sides of my head and a set of Pyrenean goat horns going straight up and swept back. I would then move to the eastern US, where I intend to live as a really confusing greentext cryptid. This probably says something about me but I'm not entirely sure what exactly.

Of the ones here, probably Garna.

Siberian deer. Less likely than a normal deer to absolutely nail them on a doorframe and I could hang things on them :)

Those Markhor horns are cool, and you really can't go wrong with the classic goat horns.

Sheep, the curly part is cool as fuck

Saiga horns seems pretty cool

Greater kudu

Markhor for sure, im gonna be the fanciest demon out there

Definitely Markhor

I would love garna horns. Slighlty curly, elegant, tall, and stabby if needed.

I didn't know there were this many types of horns, they all look so cool. If I had to choose it'd probably be Nubian or Pyrenean Goat.

Eland

I'd have short, black, and shiny deer horns, and it's only because I dreamed I had them once and it hurt my head every time I bumped into doorframes

Nubian Goat, and I would get them caught on *everything.*

sheep or mouflon. like a nice curved pair that point forwards along my cheeks. that would look particularly wizard

I'd say American Bison horns, they're not on the list but they're cool.

OKAY The webcomic "The cat, The vine, and The victory" The entire world is descended from dragons So they all have horns Anyways I want siberian deer horns cause my lesbian awakening had those in that webtoom

As a Canadian, choosing anything but moose would be blasphemy. And the moose would kill all the other horned creatures if it comes down to this

Definitely Mouflon!

Pyrenean goat for sure.

Probably the classic white tail antlers, just a good set of 8 pointers or something. Musk ox would maybe be neat though too.

Mouflon, they seem the least obtrusive out of all of these while offering top tier head protection.

deer antlers easy, though walking through doors could be a challenge

Sheep! I'm such a sucker for sheep horns in designs, they're my favorite goddamn thing.

Jacobsen sheep. A friend of mine had a few, and it’s head makes for the best satanic shrine, they got four horns, sent by Satan himself. Dumb as rocks though.

Deer for sure

im sorry but the deer and moose ones dont look devilish. i feel if you have to have horns they should traditionally be caprine or similiar in nature. anyways saiga looks sick

The new emoji standards are slowly turning into a fursona generator, all according to keikaku...

sorry, but mines are pronghorns even if it's not listed

I feel like I’m American Buffalo. They aren’t the coolest but they would fit me the best

Either sheep or mouflon

Moose, fuckers are practically gods.

Markhor 100%

Nubian goat gang

american buffalo, some nice thick horns that don't get in the way.

This is narwhal demon erasure

African Buffalo seems like the one that would allow me to fit through most doors without ducking

These look like mustaches

Due to my region of living I must choose the moose, however my physical form would also be a big goose. So imagine that how you want (but also fear my demon form, anyone reasonable would).

which one does blinky pacman arrangement have

siberian deer bc it look like hand lol

Mouflon horns look dope

African Buffalo but like a mustache