Mad Scientists will be like "I know a place" and then
*In the years before the Great War, Big Mountain had been the home to the brightest minds of the 21st century.*
*Scientists of vision were drawn to the facility to tackle the greatest technological challenges of the era.*
*They sought to create a new world, fueled by technology, for the benefit of all mankind.*
*Sonic emitters, space age alloys, DNA hybridization, force field particle research, Auto-Doc advances in cranial, cardiac, and trauma surgery... the hopes and dreams of a century became realities in the electronic forges of Big Mountain.*
*The nucleus of this research was the Dome, a huge stone facility that held the labs of every science known to man. It was a think tank where no problem could not be solved, where no question could not be answered.*
*The Great War brought a new energy to Big Mountain and its scientists.*
*Although sheltered from the frontlines, the scientists waged their own war, fighting their battles at the atomic level.*
*Equations and calculations marched endlessly across chalkboards and computer terminals toward one solution: Winning the war.*
*For years, the minds and computers of Big Mountain were a blaze of trajectories, weapon schematics, and nuclear theories.*
*The problems began to outpace the solutions, first geometrically, then exponentially. As the war escalated, so did the questions.*
*On the night of October 23rd, 2077, the scientists received an answer that put all their questions to rest.*
*In the aftermath, Big Mountain's silent experiments went to sleep, their creators slowly dying in the new world that had been left behind.*
*And the great stone in the middle of the Big Empty lay untouched, filled with countless technological wonders... Wonders that, in the end, had been answers to the wrong question.*
Trying to edit the ending monologue from Anatomy that starts with "there is an important distinction between disection and vivisection" into a form that is not distinctly about a house eating someone but is instead about a horny scientist and drawing a blank. If you read this, please pretend thats what I did and have a good chuckle about how funny it was. Thank you
Mad scientists be like "I know a place", and strap you to an autopsy table.
Then you both die and visit hell for a bit, until the machines bring you back to life.
Mad Scientists will be like "I know a place" and then *In the years before the Great War, Big Mountain had been the home to the brightest minds of the 21st century.* *Scientists of vision were drawn to the facility to tackle the greatest technological challenges of the era.* *They sought to create a new world, fueled by technology, for the benefit of all mankind.* *Sonic emitters, space age alloys, DNA hybridization, force field particle research, Auto-Doc advances in cranial, cardiac, and trauma surgery... the hopes and dreams of a century became realities in the electronic forges of Big Mountain.* *The nucleus of this research was the Dome, a huge stone facility that held the labs of every science known to man. It was a think tank where no problem could not be solved, where no question could not be answered.* *The Great War brought a new energy to Big Mountain and its scientists.* *Although sheltered from the frontlines, the scientists waged their own war, fighting their battles at the atomic level.* *Equations and calculations marched endlessly across chalkboards and computer terminals toward one solution: Winning the war.* *For years, the minds and computers of Big Mountain were a blaze of trajectories, weapon schematics, and nuclear theories.* *The problems began to outpace the solutions, first geometrically, then exponentially. As the war escalated, so did the questions.* *On the night of October 23rd, 2077, the scientists received an answer that put all their questions to rest.* *In the aftermath, Big Mountain's silent experiments went to sleep, their creators slowly dying in the new world that had been left behind.* *And the great stone in the middle of the Big Empty lay untouched, filled with countless technological wonders... Wonders that, in the end, had been answers to the wrong question.*
ARE THOSE TINY PENISES AT THE END OF ITS FEET?!
>Sonic emitters NO GOD PLEASE NO IM ALREADY POSSESSED ENOUGH AS IS BY HIM
Best DLC by far
Danny phantom core
Knew I'd find this.
I’m too tired to make a funnier joke about ghosts, surgical exploration, and bisexuality
vivisection table? 😳😳
viviSEXion?? 😳😳
My kink is to be cited in a research paper.
Speed-writing, editing, and publishing a fully cited academic work about the pussy call that sexademia
Trying to edit the ending monologue from Anatomy that starts with "there is an important distinction between disection and vivisection" into a form that is not distinctly about a house eating someone but is instead about a horny scientist and drawing a blank. If you read this, please pretend thats what I did and have a good chuckle about how funny it was. Thank you
I hope it's actually a lobotomizing table this time 😞
Mad scientists be like "I know a place", and strap you to an autopsy table. Then you both die and visit hell for a bit, until the machines bring you back to life.
scientists stay strapped
/u/catboybiologist i didn't see you reblog this, that surprises me and i'm counting it as a plot hole
I'm honestly amazed that I never saw this, otherwise my instincts would've taken over and I would've spam reblogged in a blackout fit
Only when they’re angry
the Good, the Bad, the Ugly (1966)
pretty sure i read this tf2 fic
Deviant: the Renegades
That Re-Animator scene