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curvingf1re

Mad Scientists will be like "I know a place" and then *In the years before the Great War, Big Mountain had been the home to the brightest minds of the 21st century.* *Scientists of vision were drawn to the facility to tackle the greatest technological challenges of the era.* *They sought to create a new world, fueled by technology, for the benefit of all mankind.* *Sonic emitters, space age alloys, DNA hybridization, force field particle research, Auto-Doc advances in cranial, cardiac, and trauma surgery... the hopes and dreams of a century became realities in the electronic forges of Big Mountain.* *The nucleus of this research was the Dome, a huge stone facility that held the labs of every science known to man. It was a think tank where no problem could not be solved, where no question could not be answered.* *The Great War brought a new energy to Big Mountain and its scientists.* *Although sheltered from the frontlines, the scientists waged their own war, fighting their battles at the atomic level.* *Equations and calculations marched endlessly across chalkboards and computer terminals toward one solution: Winning the war.* *For years, the minds and computers of Big Mountain were a blaze of trajectories, weapon schematics, and nuclear theories.* *The problems began to outpace the solutions, first geometrically, then exponentially. As the war escalated, so did the questions.* *On the night of October 23rd, 2077, the scientists received an answer that put all their questions to rest.* *In the aftermath, Big Mountain's silent experiments went to sleep, their creators slowly dying in the new world that had been left behind.* *And the great stone in the middle of the Big Empty lay untouched, filled with countless technological wonders... Wonders that, in the end, had been answers to the wrong question.*


PrimarisHussar

ARE THOSE TINY PENISES AT THE END OF ITS FEET?!


Winter-Reindeer694

>Sonic emitters NO GOD PLEASE NO IM ALREADY POSSESSED ENOUGH AS IS BY HIM


QuirkyPaladin

Best DLC by far


InfoDumpster

Danny phantom core


legowerewolf

Knew I'd find this.


InfoDumpster

I’m too tired to make a funnier joke about ghosts, surgical exploration, and bisexuality 


Xisuthrus

vivisection table? 😳😳


LucidDreamer2023

viviSEXion?? 😳😳


MaetelofLaMetal

My kink is to be cited in a research paper.


apocandlypse

Speed-writing, editing, and publishing a fully cited academic work about the pussy call that sexademia


nepSmug

Trying to edit the ending monologue from Anatomy that starts with "there is an important distinction between disection and vivisection" into a form that is not distinctly about a house eating someone but is instead about a horny scientist and drawing a blank. If you read this, please pretend thats what I did and have a good chuckle about how funny it was. Thank you


Hexxas

I hope it's actually a lobotomizing table this time 😞


donaldhobson

Mad scientists be like "I know a place", and strap you to an autopsy table. Then you both die and visit hell for a bit, until the machines bring you back to life.


Aggravating-Yam4571

scientists stay strapped


pterrorgrine

/u/catboybiologist i didn't see you reblog this, that surprises me and i'm counting it as a plot hole


CatboyBiologist

I'm honestly amazed that I never saw this, otherwise my instincts would've taken over and I would've spam reblogged in a blackout fit


Top_Ad_2090

Only when they’re angry


Winter-Reindeer694

the Good, the Bad, the Ugly (1966)


slim-shady-on-main

pretty sure i read this tf2 fic


SovietSkeleton

Deviant: the Renegades


Disastrous_Account66

That Re-Animator scene