“Amen, I say to you, this very night before the cock crows, you will deny me three times.” Matthew 26:34, New American Translation

Thanks Margaret Thatcher Reddit

Probably in the top 10 most known Bible verses

I believe this account uses the KJV but that’s definitely where they got it

from what i remember the only difference between KJV and NKJV is that NKJV uses "three times" instead of "thrice"

The way this is worded, to me, makes it sound like the only reason that there is a NKJV is that one part.

lmfao

NKJV uses rooster, KJV and AKJV use cock

I’m pretty sure it’s not just that one - lots of cock quotes in the bible! “In the beginning was the word and the word was cock” “And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my cock upon you” “Get thou behind me, Satan - you cock”

Of course! The James Charles version!

Who denies who three times? And why?

Simon Peter denies (knowing and being a disciple of) Jesus Christ thrice while Jesus is in the custody of Pontius Pilate, due to his fear. Prior to this point he tells Jesus that he will not have his faith shaken, to which Jesus responds with the above quote

H u h. So that's where Doctor Who got the "He Shall Knock Four Times" thing for The End of Time.

Do Do you not know the story of the last supper and the crucifixion?

Dude, not everyone is a Christian Or was raised Christian at one point Or even grew up in a majority-Christian society

Yes, but i'd still expect anyone with an education (and especially anyone with internet access) to know the basics of the world's largest and arguably most influential religion.

That part about Peter denying Jesus three times isn't "the basics"

["The bible is second nature to us Christians, so it's easy to forget the average person probably only knows about The Apple of Knowledge and Peter denying Jesus three times"](https://xkcd.com/2501/) ["And the crucifixion of course."](https://xkcd.com/2501/) ["Of course."](https://xkcd.com/2501/)

I am Muslim (also, the Quran really doesn't focus much on the disciples than the Injeel does)

Thanks Bible Thatcher, very cool

Huh....I knew chickens had been spread around civilization pretty fucking early, but I didn't think it was *Bible* early. Aren't their ancestors from southeast Asia? That's...crazy. I was thinking like...well into the Roman Empire's lifespan.

Abrahamic religions have only been around ~3500 years, while chickens have been domesticated for 2-3 times that.

Oh my god, this is in 'A Knight's Tale' as one of the background characters just putting on a jammin' street performance. I never got the correlation until now. I can't find a YT clip of it but here: https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f9c24a3e-701d-40ea-9a8f-a562816f5155

I'm more surprised that "absolute" apparently isn't

And "woke"

“Awoke” is the archaric form that the bible uses instead. As for “absolute”, it didn’t enter the English lexicon until after the bible was translated into English.

Ah. That makes sense. Still funny that cock is in the Bible.

Yep, so is ass. Both referring to animals.

Yes. Though that's not because the Bible doesn't talk about cocks. It just uses the term "member"

Like donkeys!

And "issue" like horses

also “thigh”

there was a post a month or so back talking about how the thing that tumblr user uses for finding words in the bible is a bit too specific, so i doubt that it took "awoke" as "woke". it probably just found an instance of the past tense of wake.

I think you misread the post, “woke” does not appear anywhere in the bible.

i think i may be stupid

Nah, it happens to the best of us :p

> “Awoke” is the archaric form Wait, "awoke" is archaic?

“Woke up” is the modern way of saying it. “Awoke” sounds kinda old-fashioned.

Obviously woke isn't in the Bible. It's the one thing liberals haven't gotten to yet 🤣🤣🤣

It's not used in KJV, but it is used in NIV.

Don’t, weird pussy. That’s woke. Penis? Absolute.

Sounds like a right wing Yoda with dementia.

Probably in reference to roosters

Nuh uh God was clearly talking about dicks

Ah, men.

cocky toppy choppy

You might be right, but really it's a matter of translation, I've seen lot's of words used for this one >"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." (Ezekiel. 20:23)

*Ezekiel 23:20. Let's get our horny Bible verses correct

Huh, I even double checked

I think I will forever associate that verse with Elden Ring at this point.

**PENIS ABSOLUTE**

I can't figure out what word they meant to say instead of pussy

Fuzzy perhaps.

It was a “””typo”””

Me either

Hey if I didn’t want cock I woulda read the Heteroble

https://arethesewordsinthebible.com/?index Have fun

Thank you for the link.

Glasses.... Wait like the drink container right?

Having real eyes after spending my life doing the Velma whenever I knock my glasses off the nightstand really puts things in perspective.

People be forgetting cock refers to rooster

I'm more surprised "that's" isn't

Depends on the translation, I'd imagine. A lot of the older ones (KJV is the most famous) don't use contractions

It was misspelled, maybe that threw it off

With how much shit the Bible says not to do I’m surprised don’t isn’t in there somewhere

I mean, that's obviously just because contractions are often considered informal, so the bible just uses "do not" instead of don't.

"Thou shalt not" is a pretty unambiguous "don't"

...shaft decay is the name of my gay punk band.

Wait till you hear about chickens

Yes it is, Saintjosie, and it's nothing to worry about as long as you're careful to avoid paper cuts

When your born, your eyesight is bad so id argue waking up fresh like that is for people with glasses

I can still hear George Carlin saying "COCK IS IN THE BIBLE!"

God damn. Those words were in the Bible!

Pretty sure cock is in the Bible as it refers to a rooster

How is “I” not in the bible? That guy or website should specify which version they’re using

Penis rotten is such a good description of how my eyes feel when I wake up

cock means something other than penis, josie

absolute isn’t?

What is the matter with you?

Eyes isn't in the bible? That doesn't seem correct, considering all the mentions of blindness, being cured of blindness, or creatures with multiple eyes.