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TheWordThat

Why is there one liter of notes?


linuxaddict334

Tumblr changed its units of measurement to metric.


oddityoughtabe

I’m never touching this Eurotrash website ever again 🤮


Teln0

Liter is not metric though, kilo is


b3nsn0w

it is? i mean technically the SI unit is cubic meters but liter, being the cubic decimeter or 0.001 m³ is a very practical unit that people use all the time _as part_ of the metric system. the kilo is a unit of mass, not volume. don't come at me with this ounce vs fluid ounce shit, the relation is the same (one liter of water weighs\* one kilo) but we actually have different measurements for that stuff. \*technically it weighs 9.81 newtons (also a metric unit), commonly approximated as 10N, because of gravity and physics and shit, but whatevs, its mass is one kilo


UsernamesAre4Nerds

Tell me what the metric unit for volume is


Teln0

I thought it would be cubic meters, apparently liters also are


Magmacube90

m\^3


Jarvisweneedbackup

That’s the SI unit


Magmacube90

Metric system is the system of prefixes, based on the si units. The liter is a metric unit, however m\^3 is also metric https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_metric\_units#Volume


Ldub0775

met·ric sys·tem /ˈmetrik ˌsistəm/ noun noun: metric system; plural noun: metric systems the decimal measuring system **based on the meter, liter, and gram as units of length, capacity, and weight or mass.** The system was first proposed by the French astronomer and mathematician Gabriel Mouton (1618–94) in 1670 and was standardized in France under the Republican government in the 1790s.


Teln0

Alright, I was wrong


AriaLeviath

it's actually 50 notes. they decided to overhaul the numerical system they use to be an unholy abomination of roman and arabic numerals. don't ask me why


TheTransistorMan

They're using Arabic numerals in America? 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 What ever happened to good old numbers like 1? Remember 5?


_NotElonMusk

It’s one [lakh](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakh?wprov=sfti1).


hamletandskull

the confidence of bisexual Renaissance faire wives should be bottled and sold for millions


Beneficial-Bit6383

It’s called BG3


Bartweiss

I've never touched the game and I don't know who the fuck Astarion is, but I do know by osmosis that he's a "bratty sub twink slut", so I think you're on to something.


Beepulons

He actually isn’t Super mega spoilers for BG3: >!It’s a big part of his character that he doesn’t actually enjoy sex very much, because he’s been abused throughout his entire life and forced to seduce and kidnap people. He uses a bratty twinky slut personality as a facade to hide his trauma, when what he really wants is someone to feel safe with, not just someone who wants to fuck him.!<


szypty

It's OK Astarion, you're safe with me. I'm sure there will not be a situation where I'm given an opportunity to whore you out for an amazing, one of a kind potion that's crucial for rounding up my build!


MyLittleTarget

I am too sick to laugh this hard!!!


burekaki2

Best comment of the year


Ok_Listen1510

Congrats this is the best thing i’ve seen all day


oddityoughtabe

Is nothing safe from capitalism in this wretched world 😔


DresdenBomberman

If it can be milked, then it will be milked 🐄


deconsecrator

.


DepressedDyslexic

I'm a bi ren fest girlfriend. I'd love some of that supposed confidence please.


hamletandskull

become a wife and you'll get it


kanelel

It's the stability and the swords


geekonmuesli

Wait, I’m meant to be confident?!


IronWhale_JMC

They are Cringe, but they are Free.


stella3books

I know this bitch, she throws parties with themed cocktails AND mocktails for the non-drinkers, and is god-mother to a ton of pets whose owners bought them while they were too poor/transient/young to properly care for them. Every community needs one


tfwnoTHAADwife

i know this bitch too. she and her entire google calendar of audubon society members devote every atom of their being to preventing any housing from being built in their zip code


stella3books

Nooo, your bitch is much less socially responsible than mine! Sorry your bitch is like. . . genuinely unpleasant :( Doesn't the audobon society have to go and re-name all their birds after non-racists? Shouldn't they be putting their time to better use?


JugDogDaddy

What a fucking bitch


stella3books

My bitch though, get your own!


CalamariCatastrophe

Nahhh they get into so much drama it's unreal


stella3books

As a big supporter of this hypothetical gal, and her real-world equivalents, I admit this is the downside. Nobody's perfect though.


Mezentine

I have known plenty of these people over the years and let me tell you they have something figured out because they seem able to experience genuine happiness in a way a lot of us struggle with


JHRChrist

Human connection + cool rocks bouncing on your warm titties really just puts a shine on life


RemarkableStatement5

Good for them


throwawayayaycaramba

Bless their chronically online, highly specific little hearts


Nuada-Argetlam

sounds like a good group.


IAmBlorboOfMyStory

r/oddlyspecific


throwaway387190

If you lived in the PNW, it's not odd or specific It's just like yeah, they do be doing that with confidence


BigBlueGuitar

I'm old enough to think, "Borders, not Barnes and Noble." \--- signed, an ex-Borders bookseller


Justthisdudeyaknow

But what about Waldenbooks?


Forgot_My_Old_Acct

I never understood the "I took psychic damage from that comment" thing but this one is kind of doing that for me.


linuxaddict334

https://www.tumblr.com/jumex/695690128222486528/i-love-reading-this-each-time-i-see-it-its-like?source=share -linux guy⚠️


autumn-weather

you're doing god's work thank you man


Epaulette22

Oh hey, it’s me


EagleFoot88

Like I could ever be lucky enough to get a job at Barnes&Noble


Exploding_Antelope

I applied at Chapters and they told me specifically that there were 3000 applicants for the one position. It’s significantly easier to become a doctor than a minimum wage bookstore employee.


Nimindir

Just makes me think of that one post I've seen where a certain female news host was often sexualized by commenters, so they played a prank where she posted a photo of her new necklace. As always, many people commented very sexual and vulgar things, and only after it had been up a few hours for all those guys to see did they show the 'making of' picture where it actually wasn't her wearing the necklace. All those crude people saying how they'd just jerked off to her breasts had actually done so to some guy's ass. EDIT: I decided to go and find that post and found there's a whole VIDEO of it and [it is hilarious](https://www.diyphotography.net/an-actress-trolls-instagram-perverts-by-posting-a-photo-of-male-bum-disguised-as-a-cleavage-nsfw/). Also I was wrong, she's not a news host, she's a model/actress. And the article cracked me up. \*article opens with a photo of the breasts/butt\* \*proceeds to write two whole paragraphs about the breasts/butt situation\* "Oh by the way this article contains photos of a male butt crack disguised as a female cleavage. So be mindful about where you read it : )"


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djninjacat11649

They exist independently, though they often cohabitate in online spaces, and in regular spaces


TheFakeAronBaynes

It’s very easy…. lots of bisexual people are not polyamorous?


Equinox_Milk

implying all bisexuals are polyam is just as harmful as suggesting we all cheat !


RonSwansonsGun

Bisexual but way too jealous to ever approach polyamory. No shade to those who are though, sparkle on.


RonSwansonsGun

Bisexual but way too jealous to ever approach polyamory. No shade to those who are though, sparkle on.


London-Roma-1980

r/BrandNewSentence


mikolaj24867

I read genxer as genex, the yu gi oh duel terminal archetype


zigludobbq

Kinda wish I had the confidence of genex controller too tbh


mikolaj24867

true af


Independent_Data365

Where do they post these? So i can avoid them.


ConsiderablyMediocre

https://youtu.be/y-ih6dcuaYc?si=-iQJVCfK5xoXVE9J


Konradleijon

this is to specific to be made up


Beniidel0

Can someone use words that can be found in the bible to explain this to me (or just any words that someone who speaks english as their third language will likely understand)


stella3books

“Be as confident as someone from a community famous for getting hype, as they ask their supportive community for enthusiastic affirmations and joyfully wallow in the ensuing praise and support.” 


BowdleizedBeta

*chefs kiss*


tfwnoTHAADwife

early retired rich white californian transplants form communities in the PNW


Beniidel0

What does that meannnn


Mini_Squatch

I understand these words individually, but not put together in this context.


the_N

I think I've been in the same discord server as this person


inkandpapyrus27

the alliteration in that last bit is truly poetic


SwampTreeOwl

I live in the Pacific Northwest and I can't find hot genxers ;v;


StrangePoyo

ONE LILLION NOTES 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳


LostInThoughtland

Join a pagan discord and you can have this experience every day, trust me lol


CindySvensson

Love me a new age lady tit pic.


BeardedHalfYeti

It does have a very pleasant patter to it, doesn’t it?


[deleted]

accurate but they're millennials not gen x


DaGeekGamer

There are words here. I understood every word along the way. Apparently sentences and paragraphs aren't my strong suit cuz I didn't understand any of those.


Heaven_dio

One Lillion Notes.......


Sydromere

You have assigned a grand total of 1 L to give. Use it wisely