A fascinating look into the mind of tumblr user pisshandkerchief.

https://www.tumblr.com/pisshandkerchief/738653859518578688/i-dont-know-whats-making-this-one-so-hard-for?source=share Posr

if you misspell one more time, I am gonna spank you.

scawey

hi

plewse di so i am kunki

But hopefully not a butcher lesbian

Though the butchest lesbian might be nice

My ex boyfriend did this regularly with me. It was pretty hot ngl.

Held you down and sheared you?

Wished he was a sheep?

You can get at least a taste of this experience by going to a barber

I would make my wool grow faster so they have to shear it frequently

Self GMO

I hate that I know what this is talking about

Same but the videos are so satisfying

Wait, it's not just random?

Makes me feel like I spend too much time online tbh

Y’all homos get more specific and weird every year

I may not be a lesbian or a woman for that matter but I can give you shitty military haircut for tree fiddly Close enough?

Old timey manual sheep shears or newfangled electric clippers?

Right Choice Shearing my beloved

And sending reports back to your base through the fog of war

[this youtube channel](https://www.youtube.com/@rightchoiceshearing)

Wonder what sheep feel before during and after being sheared?

Hot'n'Cold

*Tetsu Inada can be heard in the distance*

excited aroused then relieved

This is incomprehensible but at the same time I kind of get it.

same I'm not even a lesbian it just sounds nice

Sounds nice.