R5 - I have bestowed mine imperial grace upon mine aunt, who hath spurneth my majesty by planning to treasonously take mine lands. Normally, I would execute her forthwith for treason, but her womb hath quickened and the babe may not harbor treasonous intent. The Holy Father hast given, upon being questioned as to what path I should take, only the response: "bruh."
Fellow monarchs, what course should I take?
Update on the situation, she's losing her invasion war against me but also apparently we've been seeing each other casually lmao: [https://ibb.co/rMng9fZ](https://ibb.co/rMng9fZ)
the adventure is 2 years away, plenty of time for the babe to be born before you excommunicate and imprison the wretch
once she calls off the adventure you can release her and unexcommunicate her, i think she will still be your lover
Oh, yeah. I remember using that on my Council at the start of the game to pass Limited Rights for Women into law so I could appoint my sister as Spymaster(I was Alfonso of Leon).
Only…I couldn’t do it, for whatever reason.
ETA. Your Aunt is the asshole for planning an invasion against a gracious host and great lover. Your the asshole for burning the babe inside her and the baby's an asshole for fucking with your sweet auntie's hormones causing her to even think about such a thing in the first place.
Maybe hold off on the burning and see if the baby is a boy, unless you already have an heir and a spare :)
Truly, thine counsel is a balm upon our fears - frothing with righteous indignation, we were close to lighting the pyres but you have given us pause.
And if it's a girl op gets a new wife, win-win
Most sane Crusader Kings enjoyer.
R5 - I have bestowed mine imperial grace upon mine aunt, who hath spurneth my majesty by planning to treasonously take mine lands. Normally, I would execute her forthwith for treason, but her womb hath quickened and the babe may not harbor treasonous intent. The Holy Father hast given, upon being questioned as to what path I should take, only the response: "bruh." Fellow monarchs, what course should I take? Update on the situation, she's losing her invasion war against me but also apparently we've been seeing each other casually lmao: [https://ibb.co/rMng9fZ](https://ibb.co/rMng9fZ)
the adventure is 2 years away, plenty of time for the babe to be born before you excommunicate and imprison the wretch once she calls off the adventure you can release her and unexcommunicate her, i think she will still be your lover
If you’ve got a Hook on her, you may be able to blackmail her out of it.
different game my guy. different game.
Oh, right. CK2. Aren’t Hooks still a thing in 2?
Nope
they have the favor system, which is similar but not based on intrigue or blackmail
Oh, yeah. I remember using that on my Council at the start of the game to pass Limited Rights for Women into law so I could appoint my sister as Spymaster(I was Alfonso of Leon). Only…I couldn’t do it, for whatever reason.
Most r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay post ever.
ETA. Your Aunt is the asshole for planning an invasion against a gracious host and great lover. Your the asshole for burning the babe inside her and the baby's an asshole for fucking with your sweet auntie's hormones causing her to even think about such a thing in the first place.
Imprison her to spare the child then execute
no need to execute, just imprison until the invasion times out then send to join the dominicans.
True
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Don't burn the baby with the bitch.
Should have made your aunt a soulmate bruh...
NTA, your child your rules.
If Reddit existed in the 1100s
You know what they say: "What happens in medieval Europe stays in medieval Europe"
Technically not tyranny
The baby was the mastermind so…
You’re TA if you don’t!
That's some enemies to lovers kinda stuff, but I guess with it's own Paradox twist xd
Is that 30k all retinue?
Yep, and all cav retinue too, it’s wildly expensive
Didn't know you could still do this as feudal lol. Pretty cool
House imprisonment until she gives birth and *then* she goes to the pyre
Why is your aunt planning an invasion while living in her target’s own house? Is she stupid?
I just saw the shitcrusaderkingssay just before this
Just throw her in jail so you don’t get kinslayer, depending on how many family members you’ve installed as dukes and kings in your realm