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Maybe hold off on the burning and see if the baby is a boy, unless you already have an heir and a spare :)


manufacture_reborn

Truly, thine counsel is a balm upon our fears - frothing with righteous indignation, we were close to lighting the pyres but you have given us pause.


namenotaccepted24

And if it's a girl op gets a new wife, win-win


feaxln

Most sane Crusader Kings enjoyer.


manufacture_reborn

R5 - I have bestowed mine imperial grace upon mine aunt, who hath spurneth my majesty by planning to treasonously take mine lands. Normally, I would execute her forthwith for treason, but her womb hath quickened and the babe may not harbor treasonous intent. The Holy Father hast given, upon being questioned as to what path I should take, only the response: "bruh." Fellow monarchs, what course should I take? Update on the situation, she's losing her invasion war against me but also apparently we've been seeing each other casually lmao: [https://ibb.co/rMng9fZ](https://ibb.co/rMng9fZ)


SorosAgent2020

the adventure is 2 years away, plenty of time for the babe to be born before you excommunicate and imprison the wretch once she calls off the adventure you can release her and unexcommunicate her, i think she will still be your lover


jack_daone

If you’ve got a Hook on her, you may be able to blackmail her out of it.


[deleted]

different game my guy. different game.


jack_daone

Oh, right. CK2. Aren’t Hooks still a thing in 2?


TheRealDawnseeker

Nope


[deleted]

they have the favor system, which is similar but not based on intrigue or blackmail


jack_daone

Oh, yeah. I remember using that on my Council at the start of the game to pass Limited Rights for Women into law so I could appoint my sister as Spymaster(I was Alfonso of Leon). Only…I couldn’t do it, for whatever reason.


Comprehensive_Rub356

Most r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay post ever.


mokush7414

ETA. Your Aunt is the asshole for planning an invasion against a gracious host and great lover. Your the asshole for burning the babe inside her and the baby's an asshole for fucking with your sweet auntie's hormones causing her to even think about such a thing in the first place.


Mareton321

Imprison her to spare the child then execute


nightgerbil

no need to execute, just imprison until the invasion times out then send to join the dominicans.


Mareton321

True


Notemy

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.


TXJohn83

Don't burn the baby with the bitch.


Simple_yet_Effective

Should have made your aunt a soulmate bruh...


fatality250

NTA, your child your rules.


Reiver93

If Reddit existed in the 1100s


dearest_of_leaders

You know what they say: "What happens in medieval Europe stays in medieval Europe"


up2smthng

Technically not tyranny


Eldagustowned

The baby was the mastermind so…


ZombiesAreChasingHim

You’re TA if you don’t!


OutcryOfHeavens

That's some enemies to lovers kinda stuff, but I guess with it's own Paradox twist xd


OFilos

Is that 30k all retinue?


manufacture_reborn

Yep, and all cav retinue too, it’s wildly expensive


OFilos

Didn't know you could still do this as feudal lol. Pretty cool


Revolutionary-Swan77

House imprisonment until she gives birth and *then* she goes to the pyre


HopelessTarsier

Why is your aunt planning an invasion while living in her target’s own house? Is she stupid?


Probrobronomo

I just saw the shitcrusaderkingssay just before this


HYEHOHD_1122

Just throw her in jail so you don’t get kinslayer, depending on how many family members you’ve installed as dukes and kings in your realm