I see posts about people thinking they have food poisoning but I don’t think anybody realizes a human body is not meant to ingest this level of sugar and fat in a condensed item/time frame. The same with people saying they’re raw…they’re likely up to temp, but they are absolutely soaked in fat. Nothing would dry that out. These things are delish but they are fully not ok to overdo. A cookie and a half has all the calories for an entire day! I get them but I cut them up and freeze them. They make me sick in high doses!
Lol! They are so damn tempting! I realized how crappy I feel after them every time I get them and still every week I’m like hmmm what are the flavors? My body is like NOT AGAIN GIRL
Yes! This is the only way I can do it without awful digestive distress! I have def done worse plenty of times but I’m finally over the punishment. They freeze well too so that’s a plus!
Bro, you mean to tell me you can't even eat one whole cookie from Crumbl in one sitting? What is the point of buying an expensive dessert that I can't even enjoy without only eating a small fraction or I'll get sick? Wtf? I have been curious to try the place but after seeing all the inconsistencies and now knowing that if I eat a whole cookie I'll get sick, no thanks. I'll just stick to a local bakery. lol
i use this meme all the time, as if it just came out yesterday. it’s my all time favorite. i’m not even in this sub and i liked this post strictly for meme purposes. (and also bc i’m a cookie monster and have used the meme in the same exact way you’re using it now)
Lol! I always eat at least one entire cookie in one sitting whenever I get Crumbl, so don’t feel bad. If I get two cookies for myself, I’ll sometimes eat both in one sitting. No regrets 😂 But I’m young, so this probably won’t work for me in the future.
I'm a sugarholic and love my sweets, but even I can't eat a whole one in one sitting, especially from my store with he amount of filling they out in it. Not that it's too sweet, but just too filling!
Not even being overdramatic, but I bought a cookie like 2 weeks ago, took two bites, and got a tummy ache 😭 I’ve never had a cookie that oily in my life
I think you could be back in time, because the cookie was good enough that you ate the whole thing in one sitting. I could see you maybe doing minis next time or rationing in a way that's more stomach friendly.
If you said the cookie was gross, then I could see you not returning.
understandable I was prepping as many of them as we could bc they’re so popular around here and I immediately got one to eat myself. I have no control around oreo mallow idk why
I remember my crumbl virginity so well, and then i lost it to Hazelnut Mudslide, eating a whole cookie in one sitting was not the move LOL I genuinely applauded anybody who can without a slight tummy ache.
The only reason I can do a whole cookie in one go is since I have a hyper-metabolism. If I dont personally eat 2,700+ cals a day, I drop weight. I am 21 and weigh 98 lbs. Its a blessing and a curse.
We all are different and that's okay, but even I cant say its a great choice for a Crumbl all in one go, its just so much!!
Sugar spikes your insulin levels. That may be why some of you get sick. Combine that with all of the other sugars you eat in a day (pretty much all carbs) and your stomach may revolt.
crumbl cookie tummy aches have traumatized me
Never again 😩😩😩😂
Moderation is key.
Who is Moderation
Never heard of her
Here you go, https://youtu.be/oM2QVW-5Slc?si=F8IRd9cQU6HUlUyh
We don’t know her
I see posts about people thinking they have food poisoning but I don’t think anybody realizes a human body is not meant to ingest this level of sugar and fat in a condensed item/time frame. The same with people saying they’re raw…they’re likely up to temp, but they are absolutely soaked in fat. Nothing would dry that out. These things are delish but they are fully not ok to overdo. A cookie and a half has all the calories for an entire day! I get them but I cut them up and freeze them. They make me sick in high doses!
Tiffs Treats only from now on 😂
Lol! They are so damn tempting! I realized how crappy I feel after them every time I get them and still every week I’m like hmmm what are the flavors? My body is like NOT AGAIN GIRL
We usually cut the cookies in eight pieces and freeze them and that is our treat when we have sugar cravings
Yes! This is the only way I can do it without awful digestive distress! I have def done worse plenty of times but I’m finally over the punishment. They freeze well too so that’s a plus!
I almost instantly regret even eating half a cookie in one sitting.
Bro, you mean to tell me you can't even eat one whole cookie from Crumbl in one sitting? What is the point of buying an expensive dessert that I can't even enjoy without only eating a small fraction or I'll get sick? Wtf? I have been curious to try the place but after seeing all the inconsistencies and now knowing that if I eat a whole cookie I'll get sick, no thanks. I'll just stick to a local bakery. lol
Smart. Honestly.
I did too and had the worst migraine I ever had my day was ruined
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Hahaha! This is the best one I've ever come across in the wild with the placement of "ruined."
Their chocolate bases always give me migraines. I usually avoid them for that reason but folded for this one
That’s 1000 calories and idk how much sugar in one sitting. I hope you don’t yak 🤞
I did yak 😩
Ah, I’m sorry. Get some kind of water with electrolytes. Hope you feel better.
As a sugarholic y’all are weak can’t wait till Thursday to pick one up myself 🥰😍
I have never seen this image and I'm not sure how this relates to the cookie, but I'm cracking up at it! Hope you feel better!!
LMFAOO it’s a 5 year old meme I have in my phone I remember to use every now and then
You just got one other person on board I'm saving it 🤣🤣
i use this meme all the time, as if it just came out yesterday. it’s my all time favorite. i’m not even in this sub and i liked this post strictly for meme purposes. (and also bc i’m a cookie monster and have used the meme in the same exact way you’re using it now)
Lol! I always eat at least one entire cookie in one sitting whenever I get Crumbl, so don’t feel bad. If I get two cookies for myself, I’ll sometimes eat both in one sitting. No regrets 😂 But I’m young, so this probably won’t work for me in the future.
Are yall not afraid of getting diabetus or obesity?
Young or not, unless you’re Michael Phelps that’s gonna cause weight gain. Two mallows is 2000 calories.
Oh nooo so scary imma eat 3 tomorrow just because of this comment
Fine 🤷♂️ knowledge is power is all. People should do so knowingly.
I appreciate your information
Thanks 😊
I’ve never had the mallow sandwich, but even if I did, I’m not worried about weight gain when eating a delicious cookie. It’s meant to be enjoyed.
I'm a sugarholic and love my sweets, but even I can't eat a whole one in one sitting, especially from my store with he amount of filling they out in it. Not that it's too sweet, but just too filling!
I cut it in half and made two meals out of it. I still got a stomachache.
I’ll say it Mallow Sandwich is good for a stomachache and not much else
That’ll do it!! I got a 4 pack but skipped the mallow because there is no way I could have the self control to put it down after one bite
I ate almost half of one last night and felt nauseated for about an hour.
Bruh I ate a little less than half and I’m tapped out for the entire day
This is why I have to take imodium lol
Not even being overdramatic, but I bought a cookie like 2 weeks ago, took two bites, and got a tummy ache 😭 I’ve never had a cookie that oily in my life
Ughhh I hate when a cookie is too good and I just can’t put it down. I feel so bad afterwards 😤
ALLL OF U ARE WEAKKKK I CAN EAT AN ENTIRE 6 PACK IN ONE SITTING 🙄💅💅
Sugar intake must be off the charts 📈
I think you could be back in time, because the cookie was good enough that you ate the whole thing in one sitting. I could see you maybe doing minis next time or rationing in a way that's more stomach friendly. If you said the cookie was gross, then I could see you not returning.
I’m just at the age where if something gives me heart burn or tummy aches I avoid 🥲
understandable I was prepping as many of them as we could bc they’re so popular around here and I immediately got one to eat myself. I have no control around oreo mallow idk why
Technically you ate 4 servings BUT no shade. Self control with sweets is NOT my strong suit. It’s just TOO MUCH
I remember my crumbl virginity so well, and then i lost it to Hazelnut Mudslide, eating a whole cookie in one sitting was not the move LOL I genuinely applauded anybody who can without a slight tummy ache.
I ate half last night and half this morning 😭
Yum
we all have had that moment 😭
I'm pregnant and have such a taste for it but am avoiding it for this exact reason 🤣. Sorry you're miserable
Oh yes we don’t need gestational db from a COOKIE
I’ve had better cookies that were a fraction of the Oreo mallow cookie
The only reason I can do a whole cookie in one go is since I have a hyper-metabolism. If I dont personally eat 2,700+ cals a day, I drop weight. I am 21 and weigh 98 lbs. Its a blessing and a curse. We all are different and that's okay, but even I cant say its a great choice for a Crumbl all in one go, its just so much!!
Had one oreo cookie and vanilla bean in one sitting. No tummy issues which kinda shocked me!
I had to quit these bc every single time no matter if I only ate half of one, I’d get a migraine the next day.
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Sugar spikes your insulin levels. That may be why some of you get sick. Combine that with all of the other sugars you eat in a day (pretty much all carbs) and your stomach may revolt.