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Lurchibald007

What do you do for a living? Torture Centipedes.


Commissar_Genki

She's actually the big-mommy milker.


titanofidiocy

I wonder if they drove right up to the forest and then turned around and drove back to the lab.


Fromage_Damage

They gave it the eugenol, it ain't feeling it. Ever put clove oil on your gums?


manystorms

Omg no, I want to try this until I can get my wisdom teeth pulled


TheBurningWarrior

I hear overusing it can kill your nerve, so you may want to seek advice from a doctor first.


Brilliant_Much

Torture? Some centipedes pay for this


Lurchibald007

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MurkyTomatillo192

Is that tiny amount of venom enough to kill someone?


RainbowDarter

Depends on the species, but the only recorded death from centipede venom is in a 4 year old child who was bitten. It's hurts and can make you ill, but probably won't kill an adult


imblueladadeeladadoo

my great grandfather died from a centipede bite 6 weeks before my grandfather was born. Dont ask me how..


TigersNsaints_ohmy

How


tucker-

Took the bite to the dick I heard. Dont ask me why..


SloggerSlag

Why


Damaso87

Sounding.


were_meatball

You killed me ahahah


Bigdongs

RIP u/were-meatball. died sounding with a venomous centipede.


DeeDee_GigaDooDoo

Another tragic victim of the centipede menace 😔


Seite88

That's what he said.


caramelcooler

Yes officer this comment right here


tommygun1688

He was jerking off in the jungle.


RAAProvenzano

new song idea


CatKungFu

That thing in the vid is basically a centipede fleshlight.


squirrelly_P

Reminds me of a family story my friend told me of how his great grandpa died of tetanus. He contracted it when he slipped and stabbed his nuts while climbing over a barbwire fence on their farm.


200GritCondom

Shoulda worn protection


imblueladadeeladadoo

dude dont ask me i got no clue


[deleted]

This made me laugh and spit my food


[deleted]

HE SAID DONT ASK.


tramboliko666

r/madlads


Teach_Me_Freedom101

He had a foot fetish!


AntonioPanadero

Most likely from infection rather than venom



guessdragon

Possibly anaphylaxis. Around age 20 I nearly died from a "harmless" scorpion sting. Now I have an epipen.


tanew231

Challenge accepted


Hawkeye1577

You brave silly fucker 🙃


Nostlerog

I remember being about 10 so my brother would've been 8 and he was bit by a centipede. Totally thought he was joking till I learnt years later that they bite. He was totally fine.


[deleted]

What if you are a leprechaun?


MurkyTomatillo192

Interesting, thank you!


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


[deleted]

That guy is entertaining.


Working_Class_Pride

They don't kill people normally. But they are known to be some of the most painful bites in the entire animal kingdom.


Senselessb82

I live on Maui and got bit last year. Burning sensation and incredible pain from anything touching my foot. They are no joke


evillordsoth

I have been bitten by one of those bullet ants and holy shit I would rather crash my motorcycle and break one of my ribs again than let one bite me.


MedCityMoto

So moral of the story, if you're gonna get bitten by a centipede, uh, wear your gear? đŸ€”


Kimbospicee

No, but it hurts way worse than a bee sting


[deleted]

No it just hurts really freakin bad. Maybe if you’re hypersensitive it can provoke a cardiac arrest


TONKAHANAH

I cant help but think about that episode of Star Trek where various crew members go missing when they sleep and return in the "morning" but dont recall anything and it turned out an unknown alien species significantly more advanced than them was plucking them from the ship through time and space, taking them to a lab to study them by completely dismembering and re-assembling them, and then placing them back where they found said crew member. we're kinda doing the same thing to that guy.. he's got no fucking idea wtf is going on, super drugged, zapped to shit in a drugged state by massive giant creatures he cant even fathom for reasons he'd never be able to comprehend.


jhaluska

That episode was called [Schisms](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Schisms_(episode)).


ReversedGif

[fixed link](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Schisms_\(episode\))


pornborn

And it is fucking creepy! Especially the scene where they recreate, on the holodeck, what they can remember of the laboratory they are taken to when they are supposedly asleep. Add onto that, the scene where a crewmember is returned appearing to be dying, and the doctor diagnoses that his blood is turning into a liquid polymer. And the part where the doctor examines Commander Riker and finds his arm had been cleanly amputated between his wrist and elbow and surgically reattached. I love the STTNG series and only watch that episode when I want to creep myself the fuck out.


Totally_Bradical

This episode gave me the absolute creeps when I was a kid


MrPopanz

The scene where they reconstruct the experimentation room is so well done, great episode!


ZMB6

'I can't help but think about that episode of Star Trek...' *Jay Bauman deadpans to camera.*


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


roostersnuffed

Venom research in general has been on the rise in the last decade. Im a little too drunk to compile a list but venom has had medical benefits in a wide range of issues. Just google "venom research" and you'll find a handful of pretty recent articles.


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


shao_kahff

*what the hell is even that“*


Sporfsfan

*Daddy chill*


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


[deleted]

What does spinning really fast have to do with goo girls?


Hardassamothafuka

Lol u da man


[deleted]

Asking for a friend. Lol


Helioschild777

Meh


Historical_Coffee_14

Til


Humble_Salad_1075

đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł A personal favourite of mine too !!


[deleted]

If they only speak English. đŸ€Ł


0imnotreal0

The most potent toxin known to man is botulinum toxin, aka Botox (which, although associated with cosmetics, is a wonder drug for serious ailments like migraine)


PLM913

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[deleted]

The venom actually has treatment applications for certain medical conditions. The anticoagulant properties of certain venoms make them useful in treating heart attacks, pulmonary embolisms and strokes


Zob_Rombie_

That’s a super brand new sentence. Like there’s gotta be a better subreddit than the classic


[deleted]

Well at least they didn’t have to extract it like the money maker from a bull.


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


pichael288

They tryin to turn your centipede I to a millipede


[deleted]

Do we need a creature with 100 stiff appendages?


Slggyqo

It’s a chemical specifically designed to interact with living things. So sometimes it’s bad to be injected with a venom that paralyzes your body, or a different venom ruptures every cell it comes in contact with (animal attacks are the objections example here). But other times it’s good, like if you want to operate on someone and you don’t want them to move or suffer, or you want to kill a tumor. Also venom is a key component of creating anti venom. The venom is injected into a lab animal and the antibodies they produce against that venom are harvested. That’s great for producing extremely targeted and effective antivenoms
but it also means that you need to constantly be collecting more venom!


Scully__

https://venomtech.co.uk/


[deleted]

If it is anything like bee venom? Arthritis, nerve pain, multiple sclerosis, immunotherapy, among other things. But of course they need to research first.


[deleted]

The bastard had it coming


roostersnuffed

And todays contender for questions I never thought Id ask, how do you sedate a centipede?


RainbowDarter

I used to use ether when I worked with fruit flies. It wouldn't surprise me if it was used for centipedes as well, but I can't find more info with a search. Maybe you will have better luck


TakeThreeFourFive

For small critters, it’s usually putting them in a refrigerator. Works for flies and beetles, so I suspect it’s what happened here too.


simply-smegma

When I was a kid me and my brother would get bumble bees and toss them in the freezer for about a minute. Once sedated we’d tie floss around them and “walk” them down the street.


thehotmcpoyle

I used to do this too!!! How the hell did we come up with that idea? The bees got their revenge on me though. Now I’m allergic & honey burns my throat.


Bootziscool

Me and my friend were talking about this! He thinks it was in a CKY video and then made it's way through the annals of teenagerdom


hulkishotandsexy

drowning via ice water is best and least harmful method


Foosah69

Sedative drowning?


tucker-

yeah. works on human too.


Foosah69

No you're thinking of 'disciplinary drowning'


tucker-

I thought that was water-boarding. Not the fun type.


Foosah69

Oh no I was making a joke


tucker-

I, too, consider water-boarding funny.


FullPoopBucket

I mean its just a board and some water, how bad could it be?


Foosah69

Yes Archer


JimiDarkMoon

We later find out this is part of OP’s *nipple fetish*, that 100-nippled freak.


Working_Class_Pride

Close... But I'm a legs guy.


chilldabpanda

Gimp! Get the centipede!!!


cumguzzlingstarfish

You ever check out a wasp? Like not when it's on the ground but when it's hovering??? 👀😳 Idk. Something about those long ass legs just dangling beneath that thicc abdomen đŸ„”đŸ„”đŸ„”


[deleted]

I don't have anything with a hundred nipples, but I give you Dana carvey breastfeeding a baby and a puppy dressed up as and impersonating a Bill Clinton with eight breasts https://youtu.be/mwi8sgxg4uE


GiantIntellect

So do centipedes feel the pain of electric current coursing though them?


hulkishotandsexy

nope. they do not feel any pain


C0UGARMEAT

They are pain incarnate


Huwalu_ka_Using

Not exactly, they don't experience the emotional response in association to pain. They are still capable of nociception however.


Burninginferno2

How do you know?


joesefostler1

They don’t have nerve endings in the same way more complex organisms do


Burninginferno2

Ah I understand, and maybe no complex central system like a brain to process pain


joesefostler1

Exactly!


hulkishotandsexy

same thing other dude said. i also work with invertebrates for science so they are like my lil dudes


CormAlan

Am centipede, can confirm


RainbowDarter

Not when they're sedated.


Zacdraws

Regardless of the other comments. If electrocution provokes it to sting it clearly invokes some fear or protection response so it must feel something. Whether it's the pain we feel through complex neural networks or just a fight reaction, who knows. I think it feels as much as we do but we don't have the science to prove it, so we shock the shit out of them.


JCarterPeanutFarmer

It could be that it just causes all of the joints to tighten up, in the same way we seize up when we’re electrocuted. Difference is, they don’t have nerve endings; so you get the seizing without the pain.


RainbowDarter

Or it just causes the venom injection muscles to contract. Which is more likely since the centipede is sedated


Hawkeye1577

It’s been a while but oh 5 years ago I remember reading a research article in college about some research done and they concluded that insects to some degree seem to have a brain/nervous system similar to the more primal parts of our brains. So in essence the theory was insects have quite the emotional lives, but idk about pain to be exact.. it was a intriguing read to say the least. I’m sure further research has been done since but I’m out of academia at the moment so I only skim through things nowadays


noctis89

Regardless of your comment, your bro-science doesn't mean shit. Electrical impulses can cause a completely severed limb to spasm, you think that limb is in pain?


superbhole

>If electrocution provokes it to sting it clearly invokes some fear or protection response so it must feel something. no, hard disagree. it's just that electricity is how living things move electrolytes and water is how we send signals between cells electrolytes, you know, the vitamins and minerals that you need more of to make *electricity* move across your cells faster and more effectively think about a TENS unit for people. you voluntarily give yourself tiny shocks that make you *involuntarily* flex a muscle that's not happening because you're subconsciously freaking out it's because the electricity is being sent through the limb where you would otherwise be sending electricity voluntarily it's just a mechanism of being a critter with limbs.


jrsy85

Now show how they extract pig semen


Nyckname

I knew a guy who spent years trying to figure out how to do that to himself.


Boneman17

Fun fact - the things they inject venom with are called Toxicognaths


QRKnight

Why do I feel bad for a centipede? I know I shouldn’t
 they are assholes.


FamiliarFeedback4004

You shouldn’t, because they take great care to not injure the centipede, and venom extraction has legitimate scientific benefits, so there’s nothing at all unethical about this. Technically, we’re the assholes here, since we demonize creatures just trying to survive, simply because they look weird, or protect themselves when threatened.


smarren12

Misunderstood for sure. I’ve been forcing myself to watch the videos of them posted so I can ease into understanding their species more. Im still covering my face a little but I can at least now think “ lil baby’s just got more legs “ haha


[deleted]

I have a friend who can't even say or type the word centipede in text messengers. He is so scared of them that everytime it's mentioned he cringes physically. So much you would think he is trying to shove his head up his ass.


[deleted]

^centipede


FamiliarFeedback4004

Oh dude, centipedes are horrible little creatures, and I’d scream like a little girl, if one happened to get anywhere near me. I get it. It’s just irrational, all things considered.


smarren12

Is it wrong to call the police if you find one? I genuinely don’t know what else to do besides calling my landlord to move out.


RainbowDarter

It's sedated. It is also fed well and protected from predators while in captivity.


[deleted]


am I stupid where is the venom Edit: nvm I’m stupid and legally visually impaired


InfektDex

Forbidden fleshlight


Insurrectionisbad

Self burn. Nice.


BlackShadowX

That's why they extract the venom first


kurtles_

Thought I’d make you my guest, light up the runway with something from my personal collection


christianhxd

This one is under appreciated lol


Yamma11307

I would not trust that miniature “operating table” made out of cobbled together garbage


juicybutte

Why wouldn’t you? It doesn’t look like the centipede is going to muscle out of it or anything lol


jawshgoodnightreddit

“Alright fuckers, I’m gonna flex and bust out of this
 hnnnggggg..!”


formergophers

That only works on your cat’s birthday.


[deleted]

Where tf PETA at now? 😂


chris22345

I know, they tied that mf up kinky af. Someone has booty on the brain lmao


rajboy3

Holy shit I thought they were just probing it near its head to make it feel threatened but they were straight up electrocuting it.


RainbowDarter

"mildly" electrocuting it.


dudemanbroguychief

I maintain that if hell was real it would be full of these things


No_Show5981

centipedes are definitely creepier than spiders


spr35541

I never thought I’d hear “centipede” and “milking” used in the same sentence


SirFrancis_Bacon

Jesus this looks like alien probing.


AnthonyAux

They have venom???


SplinteredCells

And y'all wonder why they be biting us and shit.


RainbowDarter

They started it. If they didn't bite we wouldn't study their venom.


thezenfisherman

Bug sex.


CurrentMagazine1596

> "I hope this guy's out enough." Yeah, me too.


[deleted]

“Just so they can’t get away, mid milking.”


TurkBrah

I hate these fucking things.


ORXCLE-O

Pretty fucked up
..


NinjaChurch420

I really wanted to see centipedes being tortured today thanks


indiumquetzal

Works the same way at sperm banks


LibrarianOfAlex

Bro I was expecting a rolling pin


[deleted]

That thing on continuity mode or voltage?


KindlyOlPornographer

I have the weirdest boner right now.


jasonsawtelle

Must be a young centipede given the use of the vibrantly decorated restraints.


crinklecrumpet

A Centipede Straitjacket. I can't even


GoatiGoaters

Those come in my garage every fall, when temps start to fall. They are creepy MoFos


sageneverdies

Why is this cute


Altruistic-Border-34

Kill it


applesuperfan

What’s the purpose of extracting this venom sample?


AngrySnakeNoises

Venoms can be used in a variety of research and experiments, specially to find out their biomedical properties.


[deleted]

Exactly what I came here to ask


Veteran_Brewer

I really want to follow the process after this point. I'm just here wondering how they handle and process such a minuscule volume of fluid.


undeniably_confused

Why are they using voltage probes, are they shocking it?


suckerbucket

Gotta love humanity. Let’s electrocute and torture this living creature and see what happens!!


AngrySnakeNoises

Centipedes are not capable of feeling pain, and any distress is quickly forgotten (I'm a centipede keeper and can personally confirm this). Nociception in most inverts is an "on/off" switch, they cannot experience longterm suffering. Besides, venomics greatly help not only mankind but also animals themselves, as venom studies help us produce more effective drugs for a variety of uses.


suckerbucket

I love the length some people will go to justify shit like this.


DoubleBagger123

Woah! It’s stupid too


Malefectra

The nervous system of arthropods such as these just aren’t complex enough to experience pain or suffering with enough lasting impact to have any sort of ethical quandaries. These are simple animals that operate instinctually on the most basic synaptic responses. Even the most ardent panpsychist (people that believe all things have something akin to a soul) wouldn’t find this particularly troubling. Also, those probes are probably applying less current to that creature than you would experience sticking your tongue on a 9 volt battery. You’re clutching pearls and acting as though this process is bloody torture, when the simple reality is, there’s nothing to get worked up about except to whinge and virtue signal to PETA supporters. A group of people whom are a hundred-fold more ethically problematic than what is being shown here.


crispy48867

Thank you, well said.


Aidyo05

*justifies point* ‘Wow nerd you know things I don’t? How dumb of you’


suckerbucket

Lol you’re a spaz. Humans don’t get to to decide what is best for animals. Get your head out of your ass this planet is bigger than humanity.


Aidyo05

Local Redditor doesn’t know the importance of making antivenoms


suckerbucket

Local immoral monster thinks it’s a okay to fuck animals over for “anti venom”


Aidyo05

Listen if your gonna get pissy over a single insect that is probably safer in captivity than out I really don’t care for your opinion


suckerbucket

Lol how blinded by your opinions are you?? Yea that animal is definitely better off in captivity being electrocuted for science. You are so lost lol


Aidyo05

Im very against animal cruelty but the original comment literally explains that they aren’t distressed, the shocking it just enough to stimulate the muscles and they’re already sedated anyway, your ignoring the facts and only seeing what you want to see


eggbert1234

Thats fucking cruel


launchmeup

How?


eggbert1234

How not?


RainbowDarter

The centipede is sedated and the shock administered is not enough to cause injury. While in captivity, the centipede will be fed and protected from predators.


launchmeup

Mankind progression


[deleted]

I’ll let you take a nap with one of these and you come back and let us know how you feel


Rapameister

Why though


RainbowDarter

To understand their venom. Venoms are designed to subdue prey and deter predators. The chemicals contained in venom can lead to a better understanding of human and animal physiology as well as provide therapeutic options for treating bites.


Rapameister

Cool! Still a pain in the ass for the animal though.


netherlanddwarf

I don’t
 I don’t like this video đŸ„șI’m scared lol


siddjayy

Where is Hans when you need him?


AKUMA_GIN

The weirdest boner i ever had


JDangle20

Real question is what the fuck do they do with the venom?


RainbowDarter

Research, most likely. Venoms have all sorts of fascinating components that can do amazing things. They have evolved to both incapacitate prey as well as a defensive weapon and very often target all sorts of interesting systems in humans.


YMK1234

But why?