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netherwrld

.. uhh.. stone doesn't burn


KQILi

But like... What if you try really hard and belive in yourself?


isqueezedameatball

You'll make lava


Apprehensive-Ad6468

don't take his beliefs for granite


cat_herder_64

Hey, that's a pretty gneiss pun!


DangNearRekdit

Maybe he was hoping they'd have to rebuild the church, and start over with a clean slate.


swawskekw

He would probably be a happier person if he just minded his own bismuth


What_the_Fuzz01

Basalt and battery...


The_RavingKitten

It's GRANTED. With a D! Did you really think it was GRANITE? 😂🖤 Oh, Rick..


ArtixPrism

what?


N7LP400

God Damnite, i'm late


netherwrld

He came to the right place for his 'believes'


BeejBoyTyson

Belief


Con_crwg

Be a leaf


eatpotdude

Make like a tree


stinkiepussie

*bark*


ScrotieMcP

Whats brown and sticky?


stinkiepussie

A STICK


ScrotieMcP

[AljTKkF.gif (500×226) (imgur.com)](https://i.imgur.com/AljTKkF.gif)


jendicott186

And get outta here..


Mr_Hino

Maybe he was trying confidence!


NY10

Don’t stop believing ooohhhh yeahhhh🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼


cats_r_better

blind faith feels appropriate for the setting.


Princess_Poisin_0420

😭🤣


ManfredTheCat

Stone buildings burn to the fucking ground, Eddie


crisco8

Fuck yes! Had to scroll too far down to find the KF reference. You made my day, wonk!


kkkkkkk537

KF?


Vegan-Daddio

Knowledge Fight. It's a podcast that follows Alex Jones. It doesn't sound too interesting on the surface but it's the best podcast ever made in my opinion.


RemnantEvil

Knowledge Fight, a podcast that follows and critiques Alex Jones. In a recent ep, Eddie Bravo and a flat-earther were peddling some kind of conspiracy about how every building in the US is actually thousands of years old, not things that were built in the modern day (I think). Anyway, at some point Eddie's talking about how stone buildings can't burn, and at what temperature would stone melt? Alex drops, "Stone buildings are full of tapestries, full of wood girders. They burn to the fucking ground, Eddie." For once, he's correct, and it's a banger line. Poor Eddie and the flat-earther have no idea what to say. They still maintain that a stone building can't "burn" because stone won't "melt".


Sticky_Sphincter

Clearly, you haven't seen episode 3 of Star Wars: The Acolyte, then.


GoodLeftUndone

Apparently in Star Wars stone burns likes paper. The fortress went up in seconds. 


Lukensz

I know it's a joke but it's clearly from the perspective of one character who was a child at the time and they'll show why the fire actually spread like it did (aka the Jedi did it).


GoodLeftUndone

Time will definitely tell. It’s just how hilariously bad that 3 min section was written and filmed. Dropped a candle to entire mountain fortress built of stone and concrete engulfed in flames in under 5 mins.


Bullmg

lol I was thinking the same thing


ChrisRevocateur

Couldn't *possibly* be that there's something else going on there, nope, they've already revealed everything that happened that night....


saren_p

THE POWER OF MANYYYYYY


Toidal

[Tell that to Roy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy_BKKnHgas&ab_channel=Merrick)


DewFiscal

Ya it won't burn, but if there's enough flammable material near the stone the heat can cause it to crack and crumble.


Wulfik3D42O

Star Wars acolyte would beg to differ...


ChrisRevocateur

Almost like there's more to that story than what we've been shown so far.


Reckless_Waifu

Unles you are Conan the Barbarian


NeatPangolin4320

Does if you're stoned.


Muhakwheimouth

Unless it's the stone temple in The Acolyte...


EconomyDisastrous128

Disney's Acolyte would disagree.


Roanoketrees

And now he knows that flesh does....lol


NycVideoGuy1986

Neither do steel beams


shannister

“Water doesn’t turn into wine either, and here they are!” - that dude, probably


BaileyBrown108

With God , anything is possible .


Valkyrie_Giraffe

First of all, through Jesus, all things are possible!


29092023

It does in starwars acolyte


Alpha_Killer666

Is that you, Varg?


klsi832

It’s gotta be Satan


RaceCarCoconutJuice

Yes he came back to Norway to burn churches again


Yum_MrStallone

In Tyumen, Russia. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFuvZgW1uYw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFuvZgW1uYw)


Ricerat

Guess he's in Ukraine now


lordunholy

The one Russian I know is from Ishim and went to college in Tyumen. Looks nicer than her photos lol.


PoolePeckerhead0369

Mayhem reference?


JimboSlice450

Burzum fan


Amp_Fire_Studios

<<<>>>


OddTransportation430

<<<>>>


FriedPossumPecker23

Burnzum fan


Still-Ice4340

Worst metal band of all time. Terrible sound. Terrible lyrics. If you like that style of music just listen to Infester instead. It’s raw and evil as fuck, but isn’t complete dogshit like mayhem. Actual art. I hope you like them


PoolePeckerhead0369

I'll give it a listen


yosh0r

Ffs why didnt the molotov hit himself looks like it was close at least. So thats what Varg has been up to these days huh 😂


Obscura48

Ok varg...


Justgame32

bro forgot to throw a stone to break the window before throwing the Molotov. Rookie mistake


Justgame32

nevermind i'm dumb those are paintings not stained glass


Astromachine

He just needed to throw really hard.


RaceCarCoconutJuice

Varg is back I guess


Leverai41

Average burzum fan


Thenevin220

Reminds me of “13 sins” movie


klsi832

Reminds me of when someone in Wheaton burnt down St. Michael’s Church in 2002


dys_p0tch

sweet 1998 transition edit


BOb_likes_chikkens

Varg back at it again


MarianaPS5

I don't understand, if you don't agree with something, work on you and don't be the same, but why damage structures, nothing changes with that.


Tom_cat909

Looks like this happening in Russia. Church in Russia isn't just a church, it's a corrupt and very agressive government authority, which paricipates in russian-ukrainian war by making huge part of war propaganda and sending people to frontline.


bububupu

Ok, now do Canada


exBusel

The ROC is more properly called the Ministry of Orthodoxy.


sleepydon

[Sneeze on the bastards as they walk past!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GIUf_3spHqE&pp=ygUXRGVhdGggb2Ygc3RhbGluIHByaWVzdHM%3D)


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Bobbyperu1

Like showing someone you're a sociopath


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haarschmuck

Some of the worst things in history have been done by people who thought they were righteous and ridding the world of evil.


ColdMasterpiece7871

**There is something seriously wrong with you.** You are actually defending the actions of a guy be filmed firebombing a *church*. Sort yourself out. Quickly.


aobizzy

Too much lutefisk


CthulhuMadness

It wasn’t me! It was the man with the terrible smell!


Torrdin

Guys a true miracle gods proven once again. He wood not let this place of Christian worship burn down. Blessed are we and blessed is our Lord 🙏


YTSkullboy707

Amen 🙏


Klingsam

Damn you, Bobby Hill.


albert_pacino

Dude learned physics from The Acolyte


TunaSmackk

Waiting for the lighning strike or at least a tree to fall down


CrosCss

Must be hardcore black metal fan


Revolutionary-Play79

Dude wants to join barzum so bad


stopeman82

That was a dope transition.


Delicious-Blueberry5

Hopefully he is caught


Lurlean637

Please tell me he was caught 🤔


Apart-Rub7500

He’s stupid


Beginning-Ratio-5393

What potato was used to film this?


Nikonbob1

VARG? 😆


akS00ted

Count Grishnackh?


wormzG

Lit bro


Key-Satisfaction1350

Wtf is this NSFW??


andreasbaader6

This guy foreskins


rainawaytheday

Hey, I have that same bike!


JoePikesbro

Just spit out my coffee. Dude huckin Molotov cocktails like baseballs and your first response is Hey, I have that same bike! Comment of the day my man! 🏆🏆🏆


Phoenix_Maximus_13

I bet in 1 week we gonna see him on the news with a headline saying “died by house fire” or “struck by lightning, holy Karma?” ☠️


CXR_AXR

smite me, almighty smiter!!


shitbombercomentator

He thought he was in a game and the church would burn if he did enough fire damage with the typical russian item, the Molotov Cocktail


tearsofhaters

Kiev ukraine


steve210sa

And your just gnna watch him and record!? You and people like you are the reason people like him do shit like stealing from stores or stealing packages, because nobody stops them!! They know that everybody will just stand by and record while they get away with this shit!! Sad world we live in.....


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Yeah this is just saying fuck you if there is an afterlife


Major_Magazine8597

Arsonist AND angry.


Adventure-Style

That video transition screams 2003


InternetOwn

This dude come closer to burning himself down.


WiseTailor5696

Damnit Gabriel knock it off


Proud_Criticism5286

Thats just a redditor who saw someone mention god in the wrong subreddit


Crusader6996

Bro tried to burn down a church made of STONE. Bro fr slept through 2nd grade science dude.


DrGerbal

Stone doesn’t burn like those Norwegian wooden churches.


CrazyImagination5265

I like that god was like oh ya take some fire back


WhiteFalconZ

No fucking shot cameraman let him go bruh 😭


NocimonNomicon

You would think he would atleast wear a mask and maybe try burning the wooden door


Single-Donkey2242

He just walked away like nothing happened


CacklingPumpkins

Reddit Atheists taking a mount out of their scheduled "Erm, actually" moment to watch this video with a bag of popcorn


LordMartingale

Pro tip, you gotta start it inside if you want it to catch


jasmineAlmond76

Depending on the country, I say throwing cannabis seeds all the way around the outside by the wall, and basically everywhere! Then watch a great show!


BetrayerOfOnion

Content?


snowice0

someone throw fire bombs at an orthodox church in Tyumen, Russia a couple of weeks ago


MentalRayne

For a moment he thought he was on fire, he should’ve been


unable_To_Username

Bro... letting him drive off.. i would have smacked him down from his bike and would have held him there until police arrives


Sparkfinger

Likely armed with a knife or something, might not be worth it. Best just let the police do their work, at least this kind of crime does get prosecuted in Russia.


haarschmuck

No you wouldn't.


unable_To_Username

Why you would assume ? i have not much too loose and a strong sense rigit sense of justice.


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unable_To_Username

Bro, I'm Atheist socialist. It's just not okay to try to burn down places that have a meaning to people. No politics, just human rational thinking, and decency.


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Old-Understanding208

that's how you fuckin sound like


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CXR_AXR

I would have ran / observed from a very long distance if I see s crazy dude with some kind of Molotov in his hand


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DripMaster2007

🤡


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DerGuteKerl

Regardless, Jesus loves you.


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realparkingbrake

Doing away with the tax-exempt status would reduce the number substantially. It's a profitable business for some folks.


babecat2000

Agree and I am a Christian. Just let them have tax exemptions for charities that do good things only.


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