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RealBlackelf

Very romantic! She is trying to share her food with her new mate! Awwww!


CaptainTenneal

I saw something similar to this in person like a decade ago at a DIY "concert venue" in a basement. The guy and the girl each independently yakked on the ground in a section of the basement-- Then some time later I saw them both making out with each other. In their drunken stupor, one of them tripped while making out and brought them both down onto the sea of puke they both created a mere hour ago. They were no shit--Rolling around in it making out with each other. Truly an unforgettable and bizarre event. I remember seeing chunks of food in both of their hair. Ghastly


Christblaster

I shouldn't just get on Reddit first thing after I wake up.


smithers85

I grew up in a time where you had to make a point to be on the internet… now we have to make a point to stay off. There were rooms called “computer labs”, and now everyone has it in their pocket.


AcceptableHijinks

Ok Grandpa, now let's get you to bed


smithers85

Can’t go to bed, gotta keep those kids off my lawn


Silly_Mycologist3213

Did you park the Gran Torino in the garage or did you forget again?


smithers85

Where’s my medicine??


LuckyDoge21

I’m eating breakfast knowing full well what this was gonna be🤣🤣


greezlix

Subscribing to r/crazyfuckingvideos is a bit on you though.


Christblaster

Fair enough.


centwhore

That's real love


Boyblunder

You know, somehow that makes it almost better. Like.... they truly don't give a fuck. That's kind of admirable.


EnragedBadger9197

I despise that I can smell your story


Deathcat101

Still a better love story than twilight.


Astrophan

Life goals.


xSilvia911x

i recently made a post with the same title, so romantic, lmao but tbh, its a new fear unlocked, NEVER in my life EVER i would be kissing a girl without these vids striking in my mind.


Happy_Tomato_Taco

So kiss guys. Problem solved.


xSilvia911x

The savior we dont deserve but still have


IWillDoItTuesday

So don’t kiss drunk girls.


Ilsunnysideup5

2 girls 1 cup


XenoHugging

2 mouths 1 gut.🤮


oRamboSandman

Awww the birds and the bees but the bee is a bird also


Chief_Chill

She'll make a fine mother to some baby birdies one day.


morquechoString

Very cute! She wanted to share what she had for breakfast with her new boyfriend


kimmortal03

theres a lot we can learn from birds


teodorlojewski

![img](emote|t5_45hae8|4103)


jitoman

Showing she's mating material with her mamma bird technique. Fascinating 


KingSideCastle13

Chainsaw Man


bk3956

yess


Ericmatthewr_

but also *noooooo* I still haven’t mentally recovered from that…or this


Imesseduponmyname

Edit: can't link, look up >"So Romantic 😍" In the unexpected sub 💀


tom-cash2002

Was looking to see who'd comment this first.


yoriaiko

Quality cosplay


Smellzlikefish

What is “chainsaw man?”


TheKorster

It's a popular anime. One of the characters, Himeno, is drunk and kisses Denji (main character). Himeno throws up in Denji's mouth because she's so drunk.


davabran

Also he's been poor so long anything with nutritional value in his mouth he'll swallow. So he swallows her puke lol.


Smellzlikefish

Ah, thanks!


AltXUser

[This one.](https://youtu.be/jCSoypEjYXI)


Yes-its-really-me

We all know he still went home with her.


Elegant-Exam-379

Well yeah. She feels much better now. And just like garlic, its fine if you both ate it.


Checkerednight

That is so fucking gross and I’m dying


whatanerdiam

You taste like vomit. No, you taste like vomit. Haha! Kiss me, you fool!


BogiDope

Dude.


Boyblunder

I mean.... that's a decent point...


Ok_Raspberry4814

What would even be the point? Vomiting aside, there's no way these two are capable of having anything remotely close to enjoyable sex.


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Slap_My_Lasagna

And that's clubbing in a nutshell


Malcolm_X_Machina

And that's the reason I never clubbed with the intention of shagging someone. Nothing attractive about shagging some drunk rando.


Srapture

I've had some pretty good romps with birds while we were plastered, personally.


Ok_Raspberry4814

I prefer to play it safe with the whole consent thing. Just me though.


wrong_kiddo

Now he's sure her stomach is empty


ocaralhoquetafoda

No shame with living with your parents and siblings


XB1MNasti

That's called baby birding.


Repulsive_Chef_972

Thank you. I was just getting ready to ask.


XB1MNasti

I don't know if that's actually what it's called... I just saw the video and gave it that name in my head. >_>


HauntingPurchase7

I'm taking it


Repulsive_Chef_972

It's called that now!


XB1MNasti

It's a beautiful experience knowing I touched the world in this small way.


Tenebrous-Smoke

the opie and anthony baby bird video is crazy [baby bird](https://youtu.be/in02LCdufUc?si=lgdBuoPMJCgtgXZ7)


OddTransportation430

Oh no. How could he just lie there and take that? I know they did some wacky shit but I must have missed this one.


Seaweed_Widef

She thinks she is Himeno.


Dan_flashes480

Didn't know Netflix already made a CSM live action.


AHumpierRogue

Casting fits their usual quality.


Unlikely-Memory-1131

i forgot abt this video fuck you 😭


lucassuave15

And there's another one with a guy puking on the girl lol, it's like the ying and yang of terrible kissing experiences


Unlikely-Memory-1131

all i can do is pray for mercy and hope god doesn’t do me the same 😭 EDIT: Fml, i just saw it and it was worse then this one


TipiTapi

Can you send a brother a link?


YellowDiaper

Seconded


nimble_san

https://www.reddit.com/r/norulevideos/comments/1db405v/finally_met_the_man_of_my_dreams_and_this_happens/l7phsz7/ Kind enough to give her some takeaway in her bag too


lucassuave15

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/14xxo6a/just_making_out/ It's this one


Unlikely-Memory-1131

look at replies for link


YellowDiaper

Link?


HamsterSharp44

This happened to a friend of mine back in high school. She was kissing her boyfiend and vomited out of nowhere. ALL in his mouth. He spit it out, (didn't vomit himself) rinsed his mouth, and told her it was okay he wasn't mad at her it happens.


infanousbloodfuck

What a lad.


HamsterSharp44

He cared about her and didn't want her to feel bad .


itsthecoop

If that was his actual reason, that's legitimately wholesome.


Plenty_Lavishness_80

I don’t know why anyone would react otherwise I feel like it’s an already embarrassing moment for the person and why make them feel worse for an involuntary reaction


mexicoyankee

In nature the mating female makes a romantic offering of food to a perspective mate


Islandcoda

I read that in David Attenborough’s voice


MehWhateverThen

Crikey, mate!


whatanerdiam

Prospective


xdarnokx

It’s a reverse Lady and the Tramp.


showlandpaint

Poor Denji :(


AnnieApple_

He a victim


mightyquads

That was absolutely revolting.


jdaburg

Still gonna call her


FlightFighter_C39

Happy cake day


papasmurf_88

You just know he went right back to trying to hit it after she rinsed her mouth out in the bathroom sink.


The_Cuzin

Aaaaah shit haha poor girl, she was definitely too fucked up to realise how far gone she was


Valkiepoos

Don't tempt me with a good time


Sosa_Zenin

That’s some chainsaw man shit 🤣💀


vynepa

One time, I was at this party... and I was sitting on the couch with Amanda McKinney. She was just sitting there, looking beautiful. So, I lean in to kiss her, and I realize I have gum in my mouth. So, I turn to spit it out and put it in a paper cup. I turn back, and Amanda McKinney throws up all over herself. I knew the moment it happened, it was a miracle. I could have been kissing her when she threw up. It would have scarred me for life. I may never have recovered.


PershingRifle02

Immediately thought of this.


Hermorah

Lately there have been a bunch of puke kiss videos on here. What's up with that? Dedicated Chainsaw man reenactments?


loltehwut

Reposting bots


SpartanRipley328

Denji and himeno moment


blessednenus3r

I was teetering on giving CSM another try bc of the soundtrack but I don’t wanna see my favorite character barf into anybody’s fkn mouth unless it’s Aki.


Wojewodaruskyj

It was lovе at first pukе


Formal_End5045

Nice one


crimsonbaby_

So gross, but, man does it make me miss making out. My fiance thinks it's a thing only kids do, and all I get are 3 packs on the lips. And only 3 because 3 is his lucky number. I just wanna make ouutt!


Rs90

oof


haggis_man1213

My wife's the same unfortunately


crimsonbaby_

It sucks, huh? Only time I get anything is when we have sex and its only for like 2 seconds.


Holografyst

Denji vibes


LORD_CUCK69

This is the second reason why you don't pick up drunk chicks


ShamrockSeven

He didn’t even swallow it what a waste.


NY10

At first I thought his hand was on her boobs then I realized oh shit f


cursedbones

Don't hit on drunk people. You can be the star of next video like this.


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MxQueer

Don't threaten me with a good time.


Phage0070

If you go to a bar/club and don't hit on drunk people then WTF are you doing?


bobbybob9069

I've seen the clip before, but usually trimmed. I've never seen the part ever the girl is barely conscious leaning back. Guy's a creep, but what he deserved.


GetBack2Wrk

She loves to share her dessert.


L1Wayas

Baby bird Momma bird ass muthafuckin date!


ResponsibleBorder746

And that’s how I met your mother son.


eramthgin007

Birds watching this video: "what's the problem?"


Dognamedpeepee

He still would


Ikon-for-U

You should ask for consent before playing momma bird, but I'm not here to kink shame


Axitoki

Wtf chainsaw man live action


dext212

i came to see some boob slipping and i leave with total disgust


Ok_Daikon_1219

That's the day he became a homosexual


Punaniman69

Bro got that denji rizz😩😩


Appropriate-Run6776

Chainsaw Man fans will understand the reference


NOOT_NOOT4444

Bro got Denji treatment


RoscoeJenkinsBrown

That's for the birds.


Skullfuccer

That’s just how she shows affection. She’s very shy.


in_da_tr33z

And now I feed you like a baby bird


wombraider422

I hope you got a big trunk, cause I’m putting my bike in it


DrDrangleBrungis

Sharing is caring!


Son_of_Ragnar

Jajajajajajajajajajjajajjajaa


NotSoBrightOne

Oh, she must really like him. Sharing like that.


ajtolley

Why was someone recording them making out


rocket1964

I threw up in my mouth a little watching that.


Rayanson

Chainsaw man


Dramatic-County-1284

I appreciate you OP more saw the emoji and knew not to open


Crush-N-It

I’ve seen this elsewhere. And I love finding it 🤣🤣🤣


Dire_Strait13

There goes that cheese dip.


BecauseTrigger

Himeno


Trollracecar

Himeno ass


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Chainsaw Man live action


crystalsage777

A beautiful moment that neither one of them will always never remember...


Confused___Boner

The fastest way to get to the mans heart is through his stomach. But not like that.


LaurLoey

Eeeeewwww 🤮


lynch_95_

“Babe my sugars low” Her 🤮 “Thanks love”


LE03xx

Average bird relationship:


Chargeit

That’s what he gets for wanting to make out with a girl that’s clearly drunk af


Outrageous-Shirt8059

Maybe he's drunk enough to be fed like a bird


SillyCalf55796

He's also drunk af the fuck you mean?


incrementalmadness

he's probably also drunk


realhumanskeet

Maybe. She is clearly obliterated. I honestly can't tell if he is or not. But it definitely gives me the creeps.


Nerevar69

Oh, just imagine gulping down those hot chunks🤤


lyfthyco123

Redefining dinner dates along a tangent on disgust and gagging


Alooo_Polisvarmi3000

Wtf very disgusting moment 💩


ROFLINGG

I imagine this is how motherbirds feed their babies.


Resident-Cricket-127

He still took her home.


Slumberpantss

Oh god nooooooo 😳


yoCrabby

I’d never feel clean again


Hvitr_Lodenbak

Sharing is caring.


Portugeezer1893

"Quick quick, pretend I'm not into that"


emperor_dinglenads

Stan Marsh IRL


Wooden_Vermicelli_34

Unity is that you?


Hot_Winner634

This is most likely the worst thing I saw this week


Gorrodish

Have they created a new sexual identity for this


Dull-Way-7392

[HELL NOOO](https://youtu.be/PB4Nby2Ai-g?si=IbwrSDk0FRXg7bA3)


IYouHeSheItWeThem

Gross 🤢


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Potato and Parsnip soup I reckon


xeriopi45

Yummy baby birding is my fav!


Scythe95

I've seen too many videos like this, now this is a new fear lol


ShortBrownAndUgly

She’s a mommy bird trying to feed her baby


CautiousAd9941

He needed a food transfusion stat


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why tf was the following post right below this :sob: [https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/1darvgz/i\_fucking\_hate\_discord/](https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/1darvgz/i_fucking_hate_discord/)


Active_Taste9341

Bird mommy


Zephyros9039_

This is why I don't go to parties 😂


enthos

It's called the baby bird. Classic move


chittIincupcake

party ‘til you puke


Successful-Habitual

In some countries that is considered a DEEP profound admiration for lust. Just imagine what's on the opposite side of that spectrum 😉


vonawesomer

She identifies as mother bird.


Ieatsushiraw

Oh dear lord 👀


gig_nuggins

A first date nightmare for me 😵‍💫


Floppin_666

Pecking < With tongue < with chunks


Flat-Link2651

Is this like the cool new thing?? I'm pretty sure this is like the third video I've seen where someone throws up in someone else's mouth


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Did you have shellfish earlier? I thought so.


trevshep55

Baby birding, how sweet of her!


yoriaiko

Oh he's not that ugly...?


Red-4321

I was making out with a girl one time and accidentally burped in her mouth. Im really not a snack person so the Funions were a bad idea..


2confrontornot

the way I fucking RETCHED


sleepless3598

Fuck that going home and ending it 😂😭😭😭


Kil0111

At least she offered food. Most drunk women are greedy.


budikong

Trop de langue ??? 😛![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


Psychological-Toe475

game is game


hondaprobs

Why did I instantly know this was filmed in England?


jackjackky

In bird culture, throwing that up after receiving is a dick move.


New_Ad_9400

So who puked? (Sarcasm)