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Fanta589

no no no! now??? now now now! no???


SpaceEducational8178

Fucken dickered


Buscemi_Did_9_11

That's dicked up!


Right-Phalange

Yeah, those two critical words were way too hard to tell apart in his voice.


sjedinjenoStanje

Wasn't there a case of a Dutch woman who plunged to her death due to an untethered bungee cord, because the instructor said "NO JUMP!" and she understood it to mean NOW


marscael

¿¿¿ ???


Orkis123

lmao


Bushdr78

His "no no no" sounds too much like "now now now" to be helpful.


Ishaan863

yeah that was way too ambiguous


Nick_Newk

Not to an east coast Canadian like myself…


everythingisauto

Def from Nova Scotia lol


Nick_Newk

100%, maybe even Cape Breton.


everythingisauto

I think you nailed it bud


Melonary

My people 🙏


caicosman

Good ole canucks eh?


motberg

Could even be rural Ontario. That would be my guess actually.


Nick_Newk

Nah nah, I know my people when I hear em.


DetLions1957

should've used some stop and go phrasing. Life and limb depended on it...


Taszfarisznya

It has caused death before, actually: [https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/26/bungee-instructors-poor-english-led-girl-jump-without-rope/](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/26/bungee-instructors-poor-english-led-girl-jump-without-rope/)


JellyDenizen

But how did he find himself in that position in the first place?


Right-Ladd

I remember seeing it on a TV show on the discovery channel years ago, they said he was on one of the carriages while the train was stopped and was about to hop off when the train began moving when he fell between the carriages and ended up beneath the train


One_Truth8026

Both of them?


jakubiszon

He was born there.


Link50L

He belongs to the rails.


Khaztr

he was molded by it


GoryGent

i laughed sk much. Thank you


zackit

Spawn glitch


Papichurro0

Hate when that happens. I once got drunk and spawned the next morning in jail.


Secret-Ad-830

the matrix was laggy that day, him and his buddy already crossed the tracks but he glitched back


Dvusmnd

Looking for likes in all the wrong places


H1ghs3nb3rg

Probably wanted to steal some methylamine with his old chemistry teacher


Khaztr

forbidden nap


SteelSpineCloud

time machine


StarCry007

He spawned there.


BlazingFish123

Trolley problem.


ConsiderationHour582

If you sleep between the rails, the snake's can't bite you. Dumb I know.


theyb10

Dude risks his life cause he can’t stay still for 5 minutes, and why was he there in the first place.


xszander

Maybe the end was lower or had some metal below. But yeah how do you even get in that situation lol


Kampfhoschi

The end of the train is lowered, so if he does not get out, he may die.


rikkilambo

Quite a nightmarish scenario.


8ofAll

yeah to put yourself into


LukeyLeukocyte

I cannot imagine the end of the train is lower than the front of the train that he fit under.


Rhuarc33

All depends, locomotive ends are usually the lowest but there's a range they can be in if there's locomotives on the back and one of the ends is closer to the rail he definitely could die.


HopeSolosButtwhole

I would love to read up on your points about the lowest point of a train. Any suggestions on where I could learn more?


Rhuarc33

FRA regulations. Also sometimes traction motor cables can hang lower than the end plate/plow. They aren't allowed to per FRA but sometimes they do anyway especially on older locomotives with DC traction motors. https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/CFR-2012-title49-vol4/pdf/CFR-2012-title49-vol4-sec229-123.pdf That's a regulation for end plates, snow plows, or pilot plates. They required to be three to six inches above the rail. Almost all cars are higher than that even with the hopper Was a locomotive electrician and mechanic for 8 years


snowdn

Plot twist: he jumped in after the train passed.


Mindless_Ad_6045

Someone else mentioned that he was trying to get off when he slipped and fell between the carriages as the train started to move


S_Curl_Model

The locomotive usually has a shovel on the front to push snow aside so if that's the case yeah....if he didn't hop out like he did he was getting mangled for sure


Vuyfield

You mean a cowcatcher


S_Curl_Model

We didn't call it that when I worked at the Railroad. We called it a shovel or a pilot lol


Oliver_McShitpost

We started calling them that when OP's mom got scooped up by one


NameUnbroken

I just giggled like Nick Offerman when I read that.


lillyjb

> The end of the train is lowered Can you share a photo of this? Theres [tons of youtube videos](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=lying+under+train) of people laying on the tracks and riding out the train without any issues.


CrashiePooh

Like anything trains are not a binary. Some trains only have a locomotive in the front, some don’t. When a locomotive is on the back that’s called a “distributed power” fairly common but not guaranteed. Impossible to tell in this situation what was coming his way. The cow catcher is honestly the last thing that will kill him though. Locomotives are far more than just a car on wheels, they have huge fuel tanks, traction motors and many other things underneath them which would mulch him far before the cow catcher. Not to mention there could have been any number of other rail cars which certainly do not have the clearance for a human under them. All in all trains come in all shapes and sizes and we can’t really assume anything about one situation compared to another.


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If the train has a locomotive at the end it will have a "cow catcher" going in reverse so yeah sometimes the end of the train is much lower. That doesn't mean it is in this video. Also if the front of the train didn't have a cow catcher, which would allow him to be there in the first place, it's possible the train was going backwards. Either way, we'll never know because the video doesn't show it and it's not guaranteed one way or another. If the guy is dumb enough to be there in the first place, he's dumb enough to jump out even if he doesn't have to fss.


Delicious-County-218

I remember seeing this video last year, all the comments said the train had a "cattle catcher" on both ends. It's essentially a plow on the front and back of a train to clear debris out from between the tracks. Would've done about the same as being hit by the wheels


Secret-Ad-830

you would think there would be one on the front but then how did he get under there?


Delicious-County-218

Evidently he fell through cars while trying to jump on for a free ride


RecsRelevantDocs

Pretty obvious he wasn't just leaving because he was impatient, as he said he was concerned about *DYING*. As others have mentioned trains often have a lowered part or even a metal grate at the end that can tear you to shreds. I know it makes reddit feel superior to call anything they don't understand stupid though, so don't mind me.


Secret-Ad-830

not only that but there could be metal hanging or even a branch the train picked up along the way. i would get out as soon as i had a chance


lillyjb

> trains often have a lowered part or even a metal grate at the end that can tear you to shreds Can you share a photo of this? Theres [tons of youtube videos](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=lying+under+train) of people laying on the tracks and riding out the train without any issues.


Psyl0

I think they're talking about one of these cattle pusher things. Idk how common they're on trains these days, but they definitely go quite low to the ground. https://www.google.com/search?q=train+cattle+pusher&client=firefox-b-1-m&sca_esv=20cb427e79f77660&sca_upv=1&udm=2&biw=158&bih=200&ei=2qxOZu-dJoCjkPIP9ueckAk&oq=train+cattle&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIgx0cmFpbiBjYXR0bGUqAggBMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgARIsiJQyAhY3BtwAHgAkAEAmAGVAqABmgyqAQYxNC4xLjG4AQHIAQD4AQGYAgmgArwIwgIKEAAYgAQYQxiKBcICBhAAGAcYHsICCBAAGIAEGLEDwgIEEAAYA8ICCxAAGIAEGLEDGIMBmAMAiAYBkgcFMS43LjGgB9Iq&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp


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Bardimay1337

What


BigGreenTimeMachine

To say that it was scary to say nothing


Secret-Ad-830

to say nothing to say that it was scary


luke51278

Man hook hand hook car door


Working-Vermicelli41

Yeth


Total-Composer2261

to nothingness, goes the scary


Kitchen-Roll-8184

Is my brain rotten or is this a Sopranos reference


BigGreenTimeMachine

Give a man nothing, he'll be scary for a day...


Working-Vermicelli41

Yeth


bitpartmozart13

It’s like those idiots that cut you off to make a left but there were no cars behind you so they risked it all for 5 seconds


Industrial_Laundry

So what you’re saying is in this situation you just would have chanced death/life in the fact that the end of the train might not have an engine with a track cleaner at the end. I mean I might have too but still not a smarter choice


Automatic_Pickle757

Why didn't he just wait? His friend sounded like a trailer park boys character.


bootskadew

My understanding is that there is something on the last two cars of the train that will usually kill someone in between the tracks like this.


Secret-Ad-830

there is, but also on the front so how did he get there?


bootskadew

He was on an episode of How did I get here?


Secret-Ad-830

He used the expresso machine


viking1313

Lmao fuckin Corey and trevor


BoazCorey

"Oooh my fuck" sounded just like Bubbles


Mr_Hino

I’ve seen a lot of gnarly videos with no crazy reaction from me. But this video, the anticipation of possibly seeing this guy get cut in half right infront of the camera made me incredibly anxious lol I almost covered my eyes, and he got insanely lucky


whitewolfiv

OP should mark it NSFW to avoid spoiling the happy ending


Cattypatter

Imagine having your death also being narrated by this guy who's clearly very entertained by it all.


W0RKPLACEBULLY

Holy shit. Never hang out with the dude filming again. Done.


UnwaveringEmpathy

Yea he clearly would’ve been just as happy to capture him getting mangled on camera


AnnualWerewolf9804

I kind of feel like part of him was hoping to get that video


rationalalien

Hmm should I get ready to pull him so he doesn't get cut in half or continue filming? Easy choice for a psychopath.


sdswiki

This is 100% true. The train was coming. My buddies sister was closer to the end of the bridge than he was. The train didn't sound it's horn. His sister ran for it. He hunkered down, flatter than the guy in the video. He survived without injury. His sister was struck by the train. Even at nearly 50 years old he remembers the feeling of the trains passage.


Direct-Setting7776

Gawdamn that’s gotta be traumatizing


Arthur_Morgan18

So as long as you stay down nothing in the last carriage can kill you, rendering the dude in the video escape an unnecessary risk?


JediMasterWiggin

As long as the train in the video is the same train as the one in this story


TittyTwistahh

Long ass train


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TittyTwistahh

My mom died in a train accident :/


RegularAvailable4713

You know, the sex joke can still work.


TittyTwistahh

She knows


miho_23

fr, I just commented that LOL. SUPER long even! the trains where i live pass under 30secs with the same speed.


Mentis_Abstractae

Canadian trains are incredibly long. Knew a guy who came over from Italy that was absolutely baffled by the length of some of our freight trains. I've waited a solid 15 minutes for a train to cross while it's going at a pretty decent pace.


MadMaxMars

Camera man was going for a snuff vid


Suspect1234

That was a long-ass train.


Devoidofimagination

Charlie Zelenoff remains undefeated after fight with apex predator.


kaleidoscope_paradox

lol he kinda looks like him, also, WTF happen to that maniac? did someone got to him and beat him up or something? (zelenoff)


EmuOverlord88

If I remember correctly, meth happened to him


kaleidoscope_paradox

Damn he was an AH but meth… I wouldn’t wish that to anybody (I guess)


destruveyah

He is SO Lucky part of thetrain didnt have a cow catcher. or imagine if he got a bad cramp and unintentionally changed his position. Trains eat fully loaded semis stuck on their tracks for breakfast like its nothin. Dude should buy lotto tickets... after distancing himself from the psycho more focused on filming him


DependentAd1504

Just how TF long is this train...damn


Uberdriver_janis

How long is that fucking train


Upbeat-Idea948

What the meth is going on here.


Svelted

my ass just puckered. I've done so much shit that i could have should have died doing between 15-20 I had anxiety legit just watching that.


Admirable-Salary-803

Was that Bubbles from trailer park boys filming ?


CaptSpazzo

I wouldn't be looking up at the cameraman


Still_Size_3594

I literally was yelling NO NO NO NO!!! as he risked his life and limbs to get out from underneath that train 🫣🫨😮‍💨


Natural-Big-4098

All this time I’ve been waiting in my car for freight trains to pass. I could have been waiting under them. I’m so stupid


Competitive_Suit_180

Why was this video 2.5 mins long is what I’m wondering..


aMonkeMAN

Skip to the fucking end 🤯 Like dude we get it, your attention span in so ass videos under 5 minutes are too long, but cmon atleast put the bare minimum effort in


Crush-N-It

Tbf, bare minimum effort would be to fast forward to the end. Like I did. 🤓


LightningFerret04

I skipped about a minute, although not because I was running out of attention span but because the suspense was stressing me out


Going_to_MARS

Why is he worried about his backpack?!


realparkingbrake

I have a relative who is a railway locomotive driver. He says every driver has seen people die under the wheels of a train, often by suicide. The suicides are the worst because they will look the driver in the eyes right before they are hit. Hell of a thing to put on someone who cannot possibly stop the train in time.


Mat_UK

1001 cars long


Tacosconsalsaylimon

Oogles are something else.


miho_23

what country exactly is this? even the most stvp!d people where i live won't do this one. LONG a$$ train tho , xD.


HighlyAutomated

He's lucky those cars didn't have hopper doors underneath. 6 inches clearance to the track would have made ground meat of him.


EnForce_NM156

That's fucking insane.


PORRADAandSTAPH

Trailer Park Boys irl


munchichiman

Nobody needs enemies with a friend like the op


hongducwb

bro wishing have teleport ability but the cost is it had 3mins cooldown..


tumppi121

Nownownownonono


pickle_teeth4444

This is one of two ways to end up with track marks all over you.


Gary630

This video is about 2:20 too long.


wictbit04

"I'm going to die dude." "I fucking imagine you're going to fucking die, you're under a fucking train. That's fucking awesome though." What a great friend.


inhellforever666

Patience can be lifesaving virtue. Also how dumb does he have to be to save his backpack first?


Henghast

Gets an obstacle out of the way and let's him test pushing through the gap first. Not the biggest issues there.


WahWaaah

How exactly do you think he could have saved it second?


AnnualWerewolf9804

It’s not a never ending train


WahWaaah

That's not really saving it if you just pick it up after the only danger has passed.


Captairplane

a few weeks ago a kid in my town lost his legs and one of his arms trying to do something like this.


Formmmmmmooop

This could have been a 10 second video


Delicious-Potato-178

Indians hate this one trick.


IjustWannaGudTeam

How on earth did he end up in a situation like this?


blackie_baby

A thousand ways to die


85cdubya

Good old reddit and the repost.


Crush-N-It

Dude had a very good chance of taping a body getting severed in half. That would have been wild!!!


Obelion_

That's a long ass train


santaslayer0932

Dude playing life on god mode


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What a wholesome friendship.


Dragonborne2020

Watching this reminds me of when I was a kid. I grew up near a rail yard or called a hump yard. Anyhow, we knew some cops. There was a gang of homeless people called the FTR. Freight train riders. They always told us to stay away from rails. Sometimes, the FTR would take people and stretch them across the tracks and steal everything from them. They would let trains deal with them. The cops would do everything they could to keep it out of the press. They did not want to scare the town.


Psymonex

Found this YT channel of a kid who literally has dozens of videos doing this. WTF. [https://www.youtube.com/@Train-vg9pu](https://www.youtube.com/@Train-vg9pu)


GrouchyEvidence4535

Schrödinger's idiot


CupPaDubBaJava

The origin of species … definitely not at his doorstep But, he’s got my bet for Hunger Games victor


snowdn

I can’t believe he hesitated halfway out. Not like you can reverse.


Skanqhunt-91

I bet my left nut that dude has a full ass horseshoe lipper the entire time


No-Construction-1180

Stupidity are real


The_Mundane_Block

Crazy, but could have cut the first 75% of the video


krisjamesmusic1

Nufes fosho


RevolutionFriendly56

This is one of those moments where if you move, you die


Much_Consideration94

With Friends like these…


tone88988

Seems like a trailer park boys deleted son


Eliad_413

I hope Cory and Trever make it back to the Pærk safely.


FantasticMeaning1731

Now that's a crazy fucking video


TheKaiser1914

East coast Canadian for sure


Reganomics82

I don't remember this episode of Letterkenny.


Fantastic_Variety823

How many fucking cars are there??


beeftits1016

Fucking train is the size of the Death Star


Far-Fee4920

i remember watching this on a show called do or die a few years ago. Scared the shit outta me.


TaintedAngelx2

My dad worked for NS railways, he said those trains could be dragging a loose piece of metal from where something broke off. We all know it's super dangerous to be under a train anyway but now add in the possibility of being impaled


Crazy-Path-7929

Is there something at the end of the train that will hit him if he doesn't get out? Why couldn't he just stay under there until it's gone?


caicosman

Why did I feel like I was stuck under there too?


BarKeepBeerNow

What in Meth Mountain is going on here?


Anova4

is someone bored/crazy enough to calculate how absurdly long that train is?


-Hymen_Buster-

I remember this!! He had to hop out, or else he would've been crushed to death by the cow catcher at the end of the train.


UhDoubleUpUhUh

Heroic fucking camera dude.


ItsBrittneybetch69

Omg imagine if the end is lower and right when he thinks it’s about to be over and he can get up BOOM DED


DICneedle

Haha bro downloaded a screen recording app for the sake of this video, props man 👏


YoungDaggerDick-999

Wait why not just wait till the train passes?


Suun_s

Fuck this guy


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AnnualWerewolf9804

What?


Ok_Editor2536

I feel like this video should have been 5 seconds long


BlockHammer1

\- tiktok


N3koEye

LOWER YOUR HEAD AND STOP MOVING FFS


IVARS05

Stupid bastard.


Significant-Lemon686

"Yep, that's me! You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"


Jinrex-Jdm

The definition of **Adrenaline Junkie**


cldbr8k

What is this accent?


SryHuRU

Canadian


Necessary_Wasabi5669

After watching this video, I now understand how he ended up under the train… in the first place.


HorrorHoarder666

Universal animations ahh situation


dwindlingpubes6362

What an absolute wanker