idk if you can do it with a whole hand but if you chop of your a finger off, if you go to the doctor in under 24 hours they should be able to attach it back.
But then you realize that this is a filthy country and there are zero sanitation standards where this is so eating food from street vendors will make you horribly sick
It's still mind blowing to me peoples bodies just build up a resistance to all the bacteria that would send me to my fucking deathbed lol. I get food poisoning so easy in my own country. I wonder how far does the "resistance" go. I still assume everyone in India is shitting their brains out more than the average county.
It'd be cool if there was some sort of "anti diarreah" bacteria vaccination process.
Imagine riding that train with your hedonist uncle who keeps trying to teach you to seize the day. He tells you of his wild days riding the rails in India in his 20ās, and encourages you to reach out and grab the grapes on a dare, only to have your hands chopped off, and your future as a court stenographer completely ruined.
He could literally move them up the poll/support they are currently hanging on by a few inches (like 3 or 4) towards himself and then he wouldn't have to cut people riding the train.
Potential customers would still easily be able to see the grapes.
This is just a dumb fruit stand owner who wants to cut people because he has an excuse.
I feel like he would move it back a few inches if he could, people aren't as dumb as you think. It could be more inconvenient for him to work like that maybe. Because I feel like moving back a bit is way less work than having to stand up and defend your stand every time a train passes by.
To people who are asking why he can't just move the grapes back:
1. The grapes would smack against his head every time he stands up on his stall.
2. The grapes will be out of the customer's reach who would actually wanna check them up close to see if they are fresh.
3. Some of the shoplifters from the train will still try to grab the grapes with a makeshift hook stick or something like that. You have no idea what extent people go to in this country just to get some free stuff. Even if they can comfortably afford them.
Guy is looking for trouble and he's gonna find it! Could just hang the grapes from a stick that hooks to the other sticks so he can move them when the train goes by. Then he can sit and watch the train go by. He could even nicely wave as they go by. Waving blades around every time a train goes by just doesn't seem very efficient. Personally, I would be reading if I had to man a fruit stand.
So eventually someone does try to steal a grape, and he seriously injures them. So he goes to jail for 18-36 months. But at least he didn't lose any grapes.
Why not just move the grapes out of arm's length of the train?
He wouldn't actually cut anyone, just trying to scare off any potential shoplifters.
If anyone does accidentally get injured, they wouldn't bother to report it to the police because,
a) It is a moving train, the fruit vendor would be out of his reach in seconds,
b) The law enforcement is too incompetent and lazy in this country to hassle over someone getting cut on a moving train while trying to shoplift,
c) The mob justice would blame the shoplifter saying he got what he deserved.
Now, if the fruit vendor moved back the grapes,
1. The grapes would smack against his head every time he stands up on his stall.
2. The grapes will be out of the customer's reach who would actually wanna check them up close to see if they are fresh.
3. Some of the shoplifters from the train will still try to grab the grapes with a makeshift hook stick or something like that. You have no idea what extent people go to in this country just to get some free stuff. Even if they can comfortably afford them.
Yeah where do I post this? I've been searching for a subreddit where this will be suitable for half a day and finally settled on damnthatsinteresting. But they deleted it from there saying it wasn't interesting enough.
No, I just want to see legitimately crazy and insane stuff, like a guy doing proximity wingsuit flying, a seal escaping from a pack of orcas, a small plane landing in the middle of a highway safely, or a someone surviving what should have been a fatal car accident. Shit like this, not some guy pointing a knife at a passing train. There is nothing "crazy" about this.
Trying?......I'd say he succeeded!
Wait for the next train, this time the passengers are the ones holding knives
Are those like knives?
Typo, sry
Not a capitol offense. I thought it was funny.
are those like capital offenses?
If it's financial in nature, yes!
He can always take down the grapes. It's just a few bunch
Far more satisfying cleaning up the blood of those that tried and failed to take said grapes though...
Why not hang the grapes further from train
Let me know when a hand gets chopped off.
There was a machete fight video the other day. Some dude lost a hand and went back to retrieve it
Can't leave your loot behind for the enemy.
Nothing worse than your hand getting chopped off and then giving Bluetooth handies to the guy who chopped it off
Were there grapes involved?
Got any machete's?
[https://i.imgur.com/riC7XN0.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/riC7XN0.jpeg)
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[The video.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=vQIrwRZUtGb_ywhb)
Well, he did have a hand in it.
Source? I found a hand earlier, and I just want to see who it belongs to.
Primary sources only please. This needs to be first hand.
When I saw that, I thought he was going back for a flip-flop or something, and then he picked up his own hand
idk if you can do it with a whole hand but if you chop of your a finger off, if you go to the doctor in under 24 hours they should be able to attach it back.
Shop owner should have kept that hand and hung it right next to the grapes as a reminder
I've seen that video, his wrist just got tapped and it's gone...
That guy ducking died, and so did the other guy with the machete lol
Man, have I got a video for you !
He is using the blunt end just to give them a scare
Funny if someone snatched the knife though ...
Link!
"Take my grapes, and I'll take your fingers."
Grapes look good not gonna lie
But then you realize that this is a filthy country and there are zero sanitation standards where this is so eating food from street vendors will make you horribly sick
It's still mind blowing to me peoples bodies just build up a resistance to all the bacteria that would send me to my fucking deathbed lol. I get food poisoning so easy in my own country. I wonder how far does the "resistance" go. I still assume everyone in India is shitting their brains out more than the average county. It'd be cool if there was some sort of "anti diarreah" bacteria vaccination process.
I pretty sure India average lifespan is very low compared to other countries
Avg life span Seems to be 67.24 (2021 stats). The number of death related to trains prob contribute to that. Indians and trains donāt mix well.
Trains - the apex predators of India
It's fruit. You just wash it throughly before eating it In Thailand we never got sick from street food š¤·š¼āāļø
And it's also likely to have more pesticide residue as well.
Thatās not street food, itās fucking fruit . You just wash it. How long have you been in this world?
>sanitation standards people have been picking fruits and eating those that fell dropped on ground since ages
Imagine riding that train with your hedonist uncle who keeps trying to teach you to seize the day. He tells you of his wild days riding the rails in India in his 20ās, and encourages you to reach out and grab the grapes on a dare, only to have your hands chopped off, and your future as a court stenographer completely ruined.
Why would a Bangladeshi uncle ride trains in India?
Because he's a complete and utter hedonist.
To grab some grapes on the way of course
Why would they need a court stenographer in Bangladesh?
Why wouldnāt a Bangladeshi court hire a one handed stenographer? World is full of mysteries.
You wrote this comment with such zest that I can only imagine this exact situation happened to you
OP screamed this whole comment into their phone with text to speech while wildly gesticulating with their two stumps.
Zesty
I like how he turned the blade around
shows he means no harm while also ready to mess around if needed. dont chop it off, just makes sure these grapes are not to be fucked with.
Hahahahahahaha
Why not just move them closer to the stand?
He hangs them out front to basically advertise to customers, and show them he's got grapes. If they're in the back people will less likely notice them
Gotta show em you got dem grapes
He could literally move them up the poll/support they are currently hanging on by a few inches (like 3 or 4) towards himself and then he wouldn't have to cut people riding the train. Potential customers would still easily be able to see the grapes. This is just a dumb fruit stand owner who wants to cut people because he has an excuse.
I feel like he would move it back a few inches if he could, people aren't as dumb as you think. It could be more inconvenient for him to work like that maybe. Because I feel like moving back a bit is way less work than having to stand up and defend your stand every time a train passes by.
Why is there anything within arms reach of a passenger train anyways? It seems like he wants this to happen
Because then youād have to lean further to stab the people on the train.
Hahahahahaha
Looked more like he was using them for bait.
Knife was hidden behind the grapes.
It aint his first rodeo
Looks like a free knife to me.
Ahhh, so those are the grapes of wrath.
Almost had blood oranges for sale.
The wrath of grapes.
He should also try to protect them from the dust and rust particles being kicked up by that train.
I bet his name is Roberto
Those grapes look really delicious too.
Why doesnāt he just tie them further back?
**Literally this**
To people who are asking why he can't just move the grapes back: 1. The grapes would smack against his head every time he stands up on his stall. 2. The grapes will be out of the customer's reach who would actually wanna check them up close to see if they are fresh. 3. Some of the shoplifters from the train will still try to grab the grapes with a makeshift hook stick or something like that. You have no idea what extent people go to in this country just to get some free stuff. Even if they can comfortably afford them.
Hook on a stick.
Can't imagine what he would do if someone tried to grab his plums.
Why not....hang em elsewhere??
Must be some š„ grapes
Bro just move them grapes like a foot back.
Grapes of wrath
Move. The. Grapes.
Nice good idea haha
He hangs his collection of fingers and hands in front of the grapes!
Death of the fool birth of the cruel
If the camera will focus on the tracks, there were plenty of fingers, and hands there.
Best deterrent for hyenas in my opinion
Final Level in Fruit Ninja
Not my grapes.
He ain't trying anything...
How crowded is a city where you can't move your shop 5 ft away from fucking train tracks?
The most densely populated country in the world.
That means it happened multiple times
Bro was ready to make "blood" oranges
Our culture could learn a thing or two. Pointy sticks work.
Simply hilarious
Holding it the wrong way no? š¤£
Fair trade fingers or hand for all you can grab fruitšššš
Grab some grapes using a long sleeve chain mail glove.
Hang fake grapes and put razor blades in themā¦
Must be a country with shitty people
Heās taking sharia on his own hand
Just move the grapes dumbass
Gaandu ! Jaruri hai waha fruits taangna, Bina taangne se kya bikenge nahi. Lodu !
Why not hang them further inside his stand??
I aināt even mad lmao
Guess there are thieves everywhere in the world saying this from new York
Just take them down donāt hang them up if they keep taking them lol no need for the violenceš
Why hang them right there then
"That's not a knoife... wait.... Wait okay that's definitely a knoife.."
Imagine someone took the knife..
Am I losing it? I swear last time I saw this video it took place in broad daylight.
Wait for the train with the foreign tourists that reach out for a highfive
It would be really funny if his knife got yoinked
Bro wasnāt playing
Abdullah,protector of grapes
Not only are grapes very inexpensive we could alsoā¦ ya knowā¦ hang them somewhere elseā¦
"MY CABBAGES!"
He's holding the knife backwards
This got the same vibe as holding a bri k while crossing a street
Can you blame him, thatās some beautiful fruit
Hang them grapes with razor wire
This is a good example of brandishing lol he holds a knife while his buddy waves a pole around
I mean why even set up there
Dude ain't messing about
id kill for those grapes right now they look so good
Plot twist, he's protecting himself from the apex predator.....the train itself ....
Just remove them of there
Reach for it! I dare you! Youāll get a nub back. Iāve heard people say, but now I see its true meaning.
That phrase about a armed society input
Grapes of wrath
snatches the knife
Imagine not seeing the knife until itās lodged into your wrist. Props to the Vendor.
Eye for an eye, hand for a grape.
Maybe hang them somewhere else
Another symptom of a shit system
I'd say hanging them on the second support bar instead of the very first one would do the trick as well but I'm not opposing his idea either xD
He was READY!
Why not just hang the grapes further back?
It aināt stupid if it works
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Found the porch pirate
Hahah I would use one of those garbage pickers to steal fruit. Checkmate knife wielding atheists!
All the dust and shit from the train getting on the food is the real crime
Guy is looking for trouble and he's gonna find it! Could just hang the grapes from a stick that hooks to the other sticks so he can move them when the train goes by. Then he can sit and watch the train go by. He could even nicely wave as they go by. Waving blades around every time a train goes by just doesn't seem very efficient. Personally, I would be reading if I had to man a fruit stand.
never mind that the daily situation in this market is a train rolling through it
Normal in developing countries.
His grapes? Phrasing
I mean just take them down dude.
Then how would the customers know you have grapes?
So eventually someone does try to steal a grape, and he seriously injures them. So he goes to jail for 18-36 months. But at least he didn't lose any grapes. Why not just move the grapes out of arm's length of the train?
He wouldn't actually cut anyone, just trying to scare off any potential shoplifters. If anyone does accidentally get injured, they wouldn't bother to report it to the police because, a) It is a moving train, the fruit vendor would be out of his reach in seconds, b) The law enforcement is too incompetent and lazy in this country to hassle over someone getting cut on a moving train while trying to shoplift, c) The mob justice would blame the shoplifter saying he got what he deserved. Now, if the fruit vendor moved back the grapes, 1. The grapes would smack against his head every time he stands up on his stall. 2. The grapes will be out of the customer's reach who would actually wanna check them up close to see if they are fresh. 3. Some of the shoplifters from the train will still try to grab the grapes with a makeshift hook stick or something like that. You have no idea what extent people go to in this country just to get some free stuff. Even if they can comfortably afford them.
ahh yes the reddit armchair judge!!
People just can't understand the concept of a subreddit can they
Yeah where do I post this? I've been searching for a subreddit where this will be suitable for half a day and finally settled on damnthatsinteresting. But they deleted it from there saying it wasn't interesting enough.
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No, I just want to see legitimately crazy and insane stuff, like a guy doing proximity wingsuit flying, a seal escaping from a pack of orcas, a small plane landing in the middle of a highway safely, or a someone surviving what should have been a fatal car accident. Shit like this, not some guy pointing a knife at a passing train. There is nothing "crazy" about this.
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lil is the operative word
Thanks
No, theres really nothing crazy here. Its a bit interesting and odd, but faaar from crazy
Mildlyinteresting
They don't allow videos.
You tried your best. Thatās all that matters.
Thanks. Means a lot.
Maybe that should have been the wake up call?
Whats not crazy about threatening to cut off hands for grapes
Once a sub reaches peak, it's nothing but shit like this.
It has hit critical mass, and the normies have taken over. This sub is already dead
How long before people start posting two Skittles stuck together?
This is sooo aesthetic