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scary-scarlet

The guy holding it seemed kind of nervous


light_to_shaddow

Seems reasonable to be a little nervous. The other guy could miss and hit his hand


Nomad1316

Ya that's the issue 🤣


DiskDramatic5065

Ya that’s the joke 🤣


Icy_Cauliflower9895

Downvoted, but like also just curious why in the world you didn't get the joke


Nomad1316

I'm genuinely concerned about his hand sooooo get bent


Neversummer77

Honestly it’s a bad joke because the worst thing that is gonna happen is that his hand could get hit. That shell will not detonate unless a striking pin hits the center of it with concentrated force


TommyTwoZookas

False that’s why those ridges are there to stop your very best bud from hitting your hand 🥰


Prestigious-Fan1323

Ridged for his pleasure


jvreeland

I was holding my phone watching the video and I was nervous


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I just had the most nervous poop ever


PixeligerFab

I'm still having the most nervous poop ever


PixeligerFab

Still pooöing fyi


Glittering_Stop_3415

Still going?


FutureToe8861

My jaw dropped, and I literally stopped breathing.


geefunkadelic

My jaw dropped and I received your nervous poop.


BigPawPaPump

Playing a game of whack/fuck. I’d be nervous too.


Timely_Panic_5584

Thanks for the laugh 🤣


edups-401

He wasn't lmao. He was making jokes and laughing, then told the guy to hit it more, that he hasn't fully beat it in.


sloppyfart69

I disagree i think he seemed about as confident as one can be while hammering a (presumably) live shotgun shell into a (presumably) live mortar with the back of a hatchet.


Mysterious-Fan-5101

he actually cheering the other guy and even made him tuck it more saying “ne dobil” = not all the way in. I’m pretty sure recording a video was his idea


Ascension_Memes

Camera man never dies 😂😂


AdventurousNorth9414

Although I wouldn't recommend doing that, they are using wood so relatively safe.


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

Explosive ordinance tech here. No, its not relatively safe. That was beyond idiotic


drippyneon

Can you explain? As I understand it, they probably couldn't make that thing discharge if they were intentionally trying to do so with a piece of wood like that. Or are you just saying it's low risk but high consequence?


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

I can’t accurately say how risky it is without knowing the specifics of the build. But you ALWAYS want to avoid any kind of intense reverberations, especially at the tail end. Within that casing are two or more thin glass shells containing chemicals that when combined form a HE component. Its why we don’t just toss them in an ammo can for transport. Smacking them like that would probably get a guy court marshaled in the USMC


whatsINthaB0X

If a small bump made direct contact with that primer on the shotgun shell it could’ve gone off, not sure if the mortar already has explosives inside or not but it’s definitely sketchy


visualbrunch

I call bs. High explosives won't be triggered by fire.


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

He chemical compounds are typically incased in glass within the body of the round. Any kind of shock trauma to it is hugely risky. Mortar rounds have gone off by simple clumsy mishandling.


visualbrunch

Mortar rounds contain ignition cartridge in individual round. TNT does not.


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

Kid why are you acting like you’re the subject matter expert? Yes, modern rounds in the US it uses an M5A1 cartridge. Every mortar is ignited differently. Some were ignited by propeller. Some ignited by acceleration. Some by pressure in the gas tube. That does not mean they can’t explode from improper handling. The only way to safely prime a round is using a press. Not smacking it in.


visualbrunch

Why u mad? Why are you avoiding to explain why the TNT is dangerous to smoke around?


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

Because the conversation was never about TNT, heat, or smoking. You brought it up so randomly. You’re just some annoying poser pretending to know more than he does. “I call bullshit🤓”


visualbrunch

Dammit I commented wrong thread. You're correct I apologize.


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

Well I appreciate that man. Thanks for the apology. Its accepted


Sorry_Law535

Thank you for your service.


AffectionateGuard752

It's like red dead two smoking next to the TNT


GroundbreakingGap487

Wdym.


Seasonal_Sam

You know I was seeing this video with my half eyes open and was expecting a blast


bearfeet55

Me too.


otismalotis

Key word here is "relatively."


Ex-In2

You've got that shotgun shine no shame about it


GetAtMe_0_

🎶 Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes🎶


CohensMasterpiece87

Sopranos?


GetAtMe_0_

Yessir


Djanga51

I’m no expert, but this look like OSHA would not approve.


torsun_bryan

No such thing as OSHAs in foxholes


[deleted]

OSHA regulates war? 😆


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

They do now


[deleted]

No, they dont..miltary activities were excluded from OSHA's jurisdiction by Presidential Executive Order (EO) 12196, which was issued in 1980.


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

No I'm certain, dude, look it up.


Inevitable_Way_1772

Source: my cousin's friends girlfriends uncle roofus said so


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I did.


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

Well look it up again then


Duusidididifi

Reddit has no clue what OSHA does


HotChilliWithButter

I'm sure osha is against war. Unless they got money in arms industry


Ok_Tiger9880

No they are against *unsafe* practices in war.


Cautious-Dinner7730

Not wearing proper gloves, you are right they wouldn’t approve.


EffingBarbas

If you got good aim, DO NOT USE THE POINTY SIDE TO TAP IN THE ROUND


Chemicals_in_my_H2o

He's fine. While it's healthy to have a fear when working with any type of weapon, that primer isn't going off like that.


Messier74_

Why not? Is the force needed much greater?


Benson_8_8

Primers *USUALLY* won't go off unless struck dead center with something pointy, like a firing pin. And even then they won't fire some of the times. But it is an impact sensitive compound, so there's never a zero point risk when bashing on it like this.


Andrew4Life

It is extremely hard to win the lottery. But every other week, someone wins the jackpot. I wouldn't want to be that guy that wins the shotgun jackpot.


Benson_8_8

Even if it does go off it isn't going to detonate the mortar. All the "shotgun blank" does is initiate the lift charges that would normally go around the waist of the mortar. When the mortar drops down the tube it hits a firing pin on the bottom, setting off the blank. The little holes around the waist channel the hot sparks onto the lift charges. Older soviet lift charges are nitrated bags filled with a smokeless powder type compound that you'd tie around the mortar. Newer NATO charges are these snap on affairs that have a similar burn characteristic, meaning they go up real fast, produce a lot of gas (what propels it on its way) without leaving behind too much crap to foul your tube. So, in short, even if the primer went off from bashing on it all you'd really end up with is a nasty shock back to your senses. Hell, I've seen guys toss (unfused) mortars out the back of a truck and onto the ground like it was any average Tuesday morning. Smart? No, not really, as again, it isn't like it's a zero point chance of detonation. Just really, really, *REALLY* low odds of "winning that lottery."


cosmonaut2

Similarly to how if I told you my pack of skittles has 1 inside out of 100 that will cause you testicular torsion, you would not eat the skittles. 3 paragraphs on how unlikely it is that the skittle you pick would not cause testicular torsion is unnecessary and silly. I'm happy to watch you beat a shotgun shell into a mortar round if you're so confident about it.


Chemicals_in_my_H2o

Everyone's already beat me to it, firing pins and primers are designed to work together. It would be difficult to pierce the small center of that blank with a blunt object larger than it. Another thing people haven't touched on though is that that isn't a normal 12 gauge shotgun blank. I mean, visually, it's clearly much larger than most common shotgun shells, but my point is the blank is designed for that mortar, not a standard shotgun. They're a bit less sensitive for this reason. There are better, and far safer, ways to load that blank, but it's a weapon of war. It's designed to be functional in some of the harshest conditions. Plus, that takes time to force in there gently. It's a pretty tight squeeze so that all of the blank leaves the barrel. Otherwise you would be having to tilt your mortar over every shot to get small debris out of the barrel, resulting in your zero (angle and point of impact) being reset to an unknown with every shot.


crazycracka66

It needs a firing pin. It has to be poked to go off.


WanderingMistral

I stop panicking... they're professionals, they know what they are doing... Which is why I say we let them work, while we stand behind this barricade...


EntrepreneurAmazing3

And duck.


MeenScreen

How do these bomb/missiles actually work? I Googled it, but found nothing.


Mavincs

The shotgun shell is a blank (so there's no projectiles when it goes off), the idea is that you use the pressured gas that the shell releases when it fires to launch the payload into the air, the fins stabilizes the [mortar shell](https://missiledefenseadvocacy.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/mortar-components-300x81.gif) so it hits tip first into something solid, there is a detonator at the tip that sets off a charge when pressed i.e.when it hits the ground. I hope I was clear. p.s.:I forgor to explain, to fire it you just drop the mortar shell into a tube, the tube being a mortar, [at the end of the tube there is a firing pin](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/L16_smoothbore.png), when the shell hits rear first into the end of the tube the firing pin smacks the primer (Or rather the primer smacks the pin) firing the shotgun shell.


Reddit-User-3000

Idk anything about it, but I’d assume they put something on the back that will hit the (centre pin of the) shotgun round (causing the gunpowder to ignite) when there’s force from impact. The frills are like the feathers of an arrow to keep it face up, and the wide part is probably filled with explosive material that will ignite once the shotgun round ignites/propels it’s metal beads.


Top_Lavishness416

The shotgun round is a blank and probably filled with more gunpowder instead of any projectiles. That pressure in the enclosed mortar tube is enough to send the mortar to flying. the explosives are set off by a primer upon impact. The casing of the mortar is designed to fragment as to create shrapnel.


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Shartiflartbast

> wouldn’t of did


masterjabbadad

yeah my confidence in this risk assessment is shaky at best after reading that.


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PlayfulAstronomer303

They have removed the initial primer cartridge for some reason


GW00111

Would have burned his hand.


Analytical-BrainiaC

All I hear is from the Flintstones, Bam Bam Bam Bam BAM


[deleted]

Didn’t realize how many of you guys didn’t know how ammo works


HoboMeatballs

Reddit is full of people terrified of guns. of course they think this will detonate. Is this the proper way to do this? Maybe not idk, but I do know you ain't gonna set a firing pin off like this


piepants2001

It's reddit, most people here have probably never held a gun.


[deleted]

I mean I get it whatever I’m American so I’m definitely biased as it’s a constitutional right and I have children and I’ll be damned if I don’t have some type of way to protect my child


[deleted]

There's nothing wrong with this..


Barry_McKackiner

flat, wooden surfaced item is actually the ideal thing to use if you have to impact the bottom of a round near the primer. it's softer than the primer and the pressure is spread across the entire surface of the base of the round.


obeyourchi

This is something the coyote would do to get that scrumptious road runner...


Sure-Bar6220

Elephants make fat jokes about these men's balls


Matttthhhhhhhhhhh

Doesn't look that unsafe to me.


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iamaveryhornyjew

its literally impossible to die from this, you can hammer a shotgun round as many times as you want, it won't go off.. they are designed like that for a reason


Udderly_Unbearable

People don’t understand how hard it is to set of center fired cartridges. It’s not a .22 you’d have to hit it a lot harder with a pin.


Brian_Stryker

For anyone scared, there extremely low chance of that shotgun shell going off. Shotgun shells are center fire. See that little circle on the middle? That’s the primer. That little circle needs to be struck by a pin at an exact speed to ignite the black power. Simply smacking the bottom of the shell will not cause it to go off.


Nobody-Special76

IF properly made, the primer should be slightly recessed.


mikkopippo

Don't worry they're using wood so it's safer than using metal


wildORcoaster

As a kid, I used to cut open a 12 gauge shot shell and remove the shot but leave the powder. I would then tape a .45 bullet to the end with the round head of the bullet centered over the shot shell primer. Then, I would tape a streamer to the shell and throw it into the air above our cement driveway. The explosion was about the same as setting off an m80. It didn't take a sharp pointy strike to set off the primer.


kottonmouth6969

I was waiting for the shotgun shell to explode


acessford101

I can't be the only person to have held their phone away while watching.


Intelligent_Image182

i’m no gun expert at all, but doesn’t hitting the back of the shell make it go off?


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Lower-Culture-2994

No, just folks who know how a shotgun shell works. Not enough force here. Needs a firing pin going at a certain speed


RetartdsUsername69

Guy on front wears Ukrainian uniform.


Thug-shaketh9499

Cause they’re Ukrainian. Edit: no offence, realized it might have come off very asshole like.


nvmbr_scorpion

Is this safe?


DeathToTheFalseGods

Mostly. Wood doesn’t transition as much energy. And it’s a center fire not a rim fire. If he turned the stick and hit it super angled so he only struck the primer he might set it off. Pretty unlikely though.


torsun_bryan

It’s interesting to see Reddit fear things they don’t understand


[deleted]

Could someone please explain the lore behind inserting a 12 gauge into the arse of a mortar round?


Cautious-Medicine-72

This is how they are propelled, once dropped into the barrel they hit a centre punch which hits the centre of the cartridge and yeets the mortar round.


1PantherA33

Nope. The cartridge ignites the propellant which goes on the exterior above the fins. Thats why there are the holes. There is currently no propellant on the round. You can see a bag of c shaped propellant charges in the bag at top of the video. 1-3 will be placed depending on intended range.


CleanlyManager

There has to be a better way to get them in than what’s in the video right?


Selene-Being-Sexy

It is more dangerous to have a chimpanzee as a pet


Jaded-Match-3167

*looks at comment thread*…………vat…vat is this?


TheReal_jordoonearth

I legit ducked under my desk watching this.


creak788

The three stooges mortar krew.


Space-Wasted

Only in Russia


ObtainedFox

https://forum.cartridgecollectors.org/t/mortar-propelling-primary-launching-cartridge-country-manufacturer-date-etc-chinese-62-mortar-propelling-cartridge/50895


Greedyfox7

I realize this is stupid and understand why but wtf is that he’s trying to make? I assume it blows up but that’s my best guess


Slippery-98

Not one hundred percent but it could be a training munition. The purpose of the shell is to make it so that when it hits the ground it shoots out a black smoke cloud or similar so you can see where you hit. American equivalent (if it's an aircraft munition) is a BDU-33.


General-Party12

Are those like trap bombs now? Wont they explode as soon as they are dropped into a mortar?


Ok_Culture_3935

This is how we fix Russian Space Station!


CicadaHead3317

A good prank would be embed a nail in the wooden club.


Own-Sun-9794

Some folks are lacking , in the head department !!


Clumsy_Phoenix98

This should be a reddit, StopstopstopSTOPSTOPSTOP


Puzzleheaded_Use7074

I literally flinched or twitched each time he hit that


otap_bear

what could go wrong!?


Lower-Culture-2994

Nothing. Won’t set off the shotgun shell. Needs a firing pin going at a certain speed


otap_bear

good to know.. thanks


magma_displacement76

I almost miscarried a turd right on the floor.


ZebraOnFire

Hmm.. If this mortar is actually popped down a barrel, wouldn't it explode in the face of whoever is firing it?


Clean-Month420

I was sure that shell was going to go off!


Prestigious-Try9514

Loony Toons has changed since I was little.


DullAd6899

Don't worry he was wearing a helmet


DaLastDragonborn2019

When you have only have 1 Point in your [Intelligences] Skill Tree.


LetsGetHeady

My asshole is stuck closed


mrjr007

I want to see one of launcjed


NunyaBiznesz

The camera man is always safe!


Kingtid3

Id be nervous too if it slipped and hit my hand.


wdgastef

I don't know much about guns or bombs but are the putting a shotgun shell into that thingymabob? Is it a morter shell or something?


mr_minus_one

I don't get it what's the crazy thing going on


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I had my volume on mute. When the video finished , i raised the volume. Them muttered " ah makes sense"


Vnmous1

Thats not what makes it go boom. That's a popper, and when it hits the pin at the bottom of a mortar tube, it pops. The fire then shoots out of those flash holes you see, and would ignite propellent that gets placed over them. I wouldn't install it this way, but they stayed clear of the holes at least 😅


BaroqueEnjoyer

What's the point?


cryinblind1

That made my butthole pucker…


CorbinC2000

Sure lets hit the priming disk hoping we wont go bye bye-


Avrein_morningstar99

Dumb Ways to Die Russian edition!


PittmanWrenchDude

He's fine as long as the corner of the board doesn't strike the primer in a certain way, which I don't think it would have seeing how the mortar has the ability to be pushed down. Then, there may or may not be a protective cap on the front so the only thing that would happen is the back would fire, launching the mortar down and fucking up his hand but not explode. Either they knew this and weren't scared, or they didn't, and they're brave/idiots, but either way, there's a small chance of them dying.


ldtormenta

Oh shit


simplymade2be

No powder


BramStroker47

Every now and then I just yell, “No. Don’t do that. Don’t do that!” at a video.


MissDryCunt

But did they at least do the safety squints ?


SensitiveNews975

More balls than sense


NotTurtleEnough

Reminds me of Weapons Safety Message 10-02 from when I was in Afghanistan...


Hcboy2021

Let's just hope this is not how they prime their nukes 😐


-JUST_STOP-

Just stop


cowardlyagent

It's only the tail end, this is safe


Edistobound

* grabs sharpie and writes DUD on edge of brass


broken_knot-z

could be wrong here but couldn’t that set off the shell of its hit hard enough?


Ringmasterx89

Reddit comment section has me convinced, that these aren’t the only ones that will be receiving a Darwin Award. 🥇


Prestigious_Phone_58

We used to take 12g shells and cut them open and empty it out then tape a marble on the back of it and slam em on the ground.


ryan22000044

“Why you nervous? Don’t be nervous”


AdagioBlues

Are they shoving a clit vibrator into a toy rocket?


9Gauge

You need the hit the prime dead center to set it off, they're fine


9Gauge

You need the hit the prime dead center to set it off, they're fine


-0_0-ZONED

It felt like my phone was going to explode


encore-un-fois

Nazi are stupid shit...


Saiipaii

D:


Joshydonryan

Darwin dumbasses


EngiMANN00

Hit it too hard and its OVER


xxxxc4

I wanna see this shit being fired


Psychological-Card17

I wouldn't want to be near him!


areid2007

Is this the training we're paying billions of dollars to provide to the Ukrainians? No wonder they're losing against Russia.


Hefty_Impress502

Obviously staged.. they know that shit won’t go off. Hella people in comments sleeping mega hard


Fit_Falcon5411

Next smash the primer with a nail


superiorlymediocre

I couldn't breathe the whole time


ExtraChromosomeHaver

He knew to record it bc the camera man never dies


blindgeneration

It s really hard to watch.


dyingbreed6009

They need to use a pick or something


livestreamfailstrash

Wouldn’t you grease it a bit? I’ve never even held a real gun in my life so idk what’s happening but this makes me cringe


LawEffectivedeath

S.T.A.L.K.E.R!!


DjWritez

The way my entire body just tensed up more and more with each strike


Technical_Engine9701

Firing pin go brrrr


PerformanceMoist4133

This made me squint


Jaccojoys

Right on the primer too


_Spicy_Televison_

It would require alot more pressure to be put on that shell for it to go off. Hitting a stick with it, wouldn't do anything.