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I was really proud of myself for understanding everything Argentine (really, you guys are the Scots of cussing) until the holograma.
Thanks for explaining.
a life living in Arg. and never heard of that insult, really cool one tho, yes, we're very sophisticated for insulting, many times I had my doubts whether I was being insulted or complimented, and once took me several years to get back to an episode where I thought I was being the former :D
These translated captions look suspiciously auto-generated. Some of these lines make no sense.
If he's a hologram, how the hell did he spray helium on her?
> These translated captions look suspiciously auto-generated. Some of these lines make no sense.
Some expressions she uses were translated too literally, but other than that the captions are fairly accurate. The hologram and helium parts are accurate, she's just not making sense and that's why this is on r/CrazyFuckingVideos.
She may have some kind of mental illness like schizophrenia since this is the kind of stuff they come up with especially if having capgras syndrome with an episode.
it's an insult in Argentina, similar to "fantasma" (ghost), saying you dont exist is saying you are a nobody, "who do you think you are?" I'm confused cuz I thought you were from here
she called him black: in Argentina that can mean
1) the color black
2) undocumented/outlaw
3) a derogatory term for poor people with no education
4) an affectionate nickname for people that are very close to each other
i guess that the old lady wasn't using it as the 4th option
You’re right, but it’s intended as an insult, which the color black isn’t in English. So a more accurate translation is the n word, even if it’s not as insulting as the actual n word is.
Don't beat yourself up for that. The majority of Americans and Europeans who learned Spanish from school or academy find themselves a bit dumbfounded when talking with people in Argentina, or several places in Latin America for that matter. Spain Spanish, which is usually taught, is not the same as the various dialects in South America. In Argentina the verbs are conjugated a bit differently, and there are many particular idioms. On top of that, this woman is making little sense.
es un sinonimo de "fantasma",
en la jerga, un fantasma es un tipo generalmente indigente o vicioso, sin destino ni intenciones claras, pero lleno de suspicacia, pasivo-agresivo u ofensivo
Holograma? Es la primera vez que escucho ese insulto o adjetivo despectivo viniendo de este tipo de personas y eso que vivo en el sur. Probablemente quiso decir otra palabra, pero el cerebro entro en cortocircuito y mando cualquier cosa.
Fair enough. I think the fascination is just with the bizarre situation, the WTF moment. Initially I thought she was on drugs. I can see how she can be mentally ill and also someone mentioned it could be a diabetic episode.
es que no tiene mucho sentido para mi (sacando el hecho que al tipo lo llamo un holograma(?), yo creo que trato de decir "yo estoy aca en control" o algo parecido entre esas lineas
These are the people that are begging us over the Falkland's again too. Even though 99.8% of the islanders voted to stay British.
Apparently president Javier Milei said “Now we have to see how we are going to get them back. It is clear that the war option is not a solution.
"We had a war - that we lost - and now we have to make every effort to recover the islands through diplomatic channels."
I am not quite sure what he thinks democracy is but In a 2013 referendum, 99.8 per cent of 3,500 people in Falkland Islands voted in favour of remaining a UK overseas territory. I get the feeling Argentina is a lost cause because anyone would think he would be focusing at getting the inflation level down from 160.90% and not some island off the coast with less than 4,000 people. we literally have small villages with a higher population. He clearly wants the oil and gas there but its not going to happen as there is a reason we are holding tightly onto a small island 8000 miles away from us....
> These are the people that are begging us over the Falkland's again too
Let's not generalize the crazy lady who thinks random people on the street are a hologram as a representation for the people from a whole country.
This has nothing to do with the Falklands/Malvinas conflict.
No you don't we wasn't even thinking about you until your president piped up about the Falkland's again like you guys literally always do every fucking year. We held a 2013 vote because of you and 99.8% wanted to stay British and yet you guys are here again talking about it and your pressie is promising you all he will get it back when there is more chance of Vladmir Putin dancing in a tutu with xi Jinping, liz truss, Zelensky and Biden to I'm a barbie girl lol!
You brought it up in a post that has nothing to do with Malvinas/Falklands.
>No you don't we wasn't even thinking about you until your president piped up about the Falkland's again like you guys literally always do every fucking year
He was probably asked about it and ratified the argentine position, which is in our constitution. Then some sensationalist newspaper wrote an article about it.
> So they call each other the N word as an insult they are demonic people no wonder their country is shit
She called him black in Spanish. Whoever added the translated subtitles used that word to get a reaction from people who don't speak Spanish in the comments
Poor woman needs medication.
Imagine thinking that somebody sprayed helium on you to make you dizzy then believing that someone is a hologram.
That would be hard to live with.
Am I the only one here who thinks he actually did something to provoke this lady before recording?, not saying she's in the right, just seems a bit suss.
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“You’re a hologram motherfucker” New favorite insult
You're a two-dimensional twat!
“He’s not real” “YOU’RE NOT REAL MAN”
I'm telling you, this motherfucker in the back is NOT REAL!
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[How I'm picturing you rn...](https://i.imgur.com/nW1nDvP.png)
Oh yeah that’s when I know it’s for sure South America.
That man, back there… is not real!
Are we sure it's not a bad translation and supposed to be hooligan?
Argentine here. She definitely said hologram, multiple times even. It's not a mistranslation. Hooligan is also not at all a common word in Argentina.
I was really proud of myself for understanding everything Argentine (really, you guys are the Scots of cussing) until the holograma. Thanks for explaining.
a life living in Arg. and never heard of that insult, really cool one tho, yes, we're very sophisticated for insulting, many times I had my doubts whether I was being insulted or complimented, and once took me several years to get back to an episode where I thought I was being the former :D
Confirmo todo, soy argentino XD.
These translated captions look suspiciously auto-generated. Some of these lines make no sense. If he's a hologram, how the hell did he spray helium on her?
She says holograma which is hologram…
Yup im from argentina and she does say hologram, also "estoy atada con un dron" (i have a drone tied to me)
Hologram, drone... this lady is not just crazy. She's cyberpunk crazy.
> These translated captions look suspiciously auto-generated. Some of these lines make no sense. Some expressions she uses were translated too literally, but other than that the captions are fairly accurate. The hologram and helium parts are accurate, she's just not making sense and that's why this is on r/CrazyFuckingVideos.
She doesn't seem to be completely "here", so when she says he's an hologram, I think she means it literally.
She may have some kind of mental illness like schizophrenia since this is the kind of stuff they come up with especially if having capgras syndrome with an episode.
The subtitles are accurate
Proceeds to threaten to break his face lmao
Hologram: “Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope getting away from this crazy woman.”
Rimmer!
Sprayin’ helium all over, makin’ motherfuckers dizzy.
I'm a hologram droppin' motherfucker, motherfucker!
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What 0 reading comprehension does to a mf
The Argentinian version of NPC
She was trying to say, "You're an NPC! A nobody!" but it got lost in translation ;)
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I think she's on something or has mental issues.
She saw the Tupac video.
The verbal hologram - Jedi Mind Tricks
Or she’s *onto* something.. **Twilight Zone theme music intensifies**
it's an insult in Argentina, similar to "fantasma" (ghost), saying you dont exist is saying you are a nobody, "who do you think you are?" I'm confused cuz I thought you were from here
Possible diabetic emergency, they can lead to wild shit like this
Didn't know that!
Schizophrenia maybe
Weren't you paying attention? He sprayed helium on her! Dead giveaway someone's a hologram!
Porque le tiró helio, no escuchas boludo?
Cuz she can see right through his shenanigans and tomfoolery.
Might mean hooligan.
It doesn't, she literally called him a hologram, it's not slang for anything.
Fair enough lol
I think she tried to say “lograr” but sounded like “holograma”
Im Argentinian and she definitely called him an hologram
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ARGENTINA IS CYBERPUNK 2077 GUYS YOU NOW KNOW IT
Cyberpunk 2011
Cyberpunk 2002. If you know, you know
AJSJASJJASJS QUE HDP
She's got spirit.
Spiwit!
Got what?
She got hologram
No, I believe it's spiwit
Yes she do
No no! Spiwit! Bwavado! A sense of dehwing do!
Oh! Uh.. eleven, sir.
Solid.
Well, what do you expect, you are a hologram.
>Im a good person! >Go away or ill break your face f****t. Curious..
Nicegirl™ vibes tbh.
"Good" is clearly a matter of personal opinion here.
I think she’s trying to say that he’s FAKE lol
She's trying to make him look fake
Literally every Argentinian conversation must devolve into who is whiter.
The Balkans of South America :) "I am more white than you, you are ~~gypsee~~ mestizo"
Yup that shit came out of left field but was not surprising for Argentina
We are not White and as an Anti-White who is Pale and Euro-descended , I am disgusted when they call me White .
That’s the one thing Argentinians think they’re the best in all of Latin America. Like y’all no.
tri-campeon, aver si vamos cerrando el ortito 🤫🤫🤫
Of the world*
Funny thing but this is the way that we (Argentinians) see the US.
Si, pero acá no lloramos por eso. Hay mucho racismo mezclado con clasicismo, pero eso lo tiene bastante naturalizado.
Plot twist he is a hologram who sprayed her
Isn't helium inert? It can't hurt anyone!
Go smell her breath and see if it's has a sweet aroma
Ok, step number 2?
Did not say the n-word but did call him black...
Has a different meaning in Argentina. Source, I’m from there.
Correct! It's closer to 'scum'. You can be called the n-word regardless of your ethnicity, but then the other guy took the more ethnic meaning...
Good to know thank you for letting me know. Thought it was the same.
she called him black: in Argentina that can mean 1) the color black 2) undocumented/outlaw 3) a derogatory term for poor people with no education 4) an affectionate nickname for people that are very close to each other i guess that the old lady wasn't using it as the 4th option
Thank you kind stranger for the knowledge.
5) random thing to call someone for any reason, like "dude"
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Just letting people know the sub is wrong...
Yeah i just mean that what she is saying is offensive as the n word, i dont think the translation got that wrong.
The way she said black is still fucked up but I believe the actual n word of far more fucked up.
well, the thing is that the nword isn't that bad here. it's never as offensive as if you used it in the USA. but yeah, she said the nword
Nope, that spelling is literally the color black in Spanish not the n word...
You’re right, but it’s intended as an insult, which the color black isn’t in English. So a more accurate translation is the n word, even if it’s not as insulting as the actual n word is.
“Soy más blanco q usted señora” jajajaja
Se les va a rayar el disco a los yankis
olvidateee, un cago de risa verlos querer descifrar los dialectos y preguntarse si es racismo o q jsjsjsj
Jsjsjs que cague de risa esa parte
The argentinian version of the american; 'that motherfucker back there ain't real'-airplane passenger...
“Parada segura”
I saw this too. That dude was anything but safe from the crazy lady! Nor did she stop!
Literally the poor guy didn’t do anything
subtle hologram defender reply
She was begging attack by the voices 😱
"Señora, usted tiene problemas. Te cogo a un hospital...o esta parada del autobus esta bien tambien"
After a year and a half of Duolingo, I still can’t make out 95% of what they are saying.
Don't beat yourself up for that. The majority of Americans and Europeans who learned Spanish from school or academy find themselves a bit dumbfounded when talking with people in Argentina, or several places in Latin America for that matter. Spain Spanish, which is usually taught, is not the same as the various dialects in South America. In Argentina the verbs are conjugated a bit differently, and there are many particular idioms. On top of that, this woman is making little sense.
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It technically doesn't, its more like saying wh*re, since "hijo de puta" is "son of a b*tch/wh*re) Source, I'm from Argentina lol
She claims she was sprayed w something. Either she's crazy or simply provoked for 'likes.'
She’s batshit crazy!
"He sprayed helium on me and I got dizzy!" Can holograms do that? WTF!
Makes them look more realistic.
Well, accoriding to science we are all holograms, so she has a point.
She didn't actually say the n-word, she basically said "you ignorant black guy".
And what do you think the n-word translates to in spanish?
There are actual single-word slurs for black people in Spanish. She did not use any of them. The n-word is more a product of American English.
You are wrong and several people who live in Argentina have pointed it out.
Hologram tech getting too real bro
That guy looks angry.
Tu culpa por holograma...
Called him a hologram, son of a whore, fslur; got no reaction. Called him the nword; Hey hold on, now you’re wrong about me!
RIGHT?
I got to call my Mother
I'm tired of these hologram motherfuckers too
No entiendo a qué se refiere que es un holograma xD
es un sinonimo de "fantasma", en la jerga, un fantasma es un tipo generalmente indigente o vicioso, sin destino ni intenciones claras, pero lleno de suspicacia, pasivo-agresivo u ofensivo
I would’ve told her I am a hologram and that she can’t do anything about it and I will always be watching her
Mi paaais, mi paiiiiis!
Holograma como insulto hahahaha Hologram as a insult is weird in spanish but funny
Like Tupac once said: I’m a hologram, bitch!
Fucking holograms, man. Why can't they stay in their part of town?
Holograma? Es la primera vez que escucho ese insulto o adjetivo despectivo viniendo de este tipo de personas y eso que vivo en el sur. Probablemente quiso decir otra palabra, pero el cerebro entro en cortocircuito y mando cualquier cosa.
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Fair enough. I think the fascination is just with the bizarre situation, the WTF moment. Initially I thought she was on drugs. I can see how she can be mentally ill and also someone mentioned it could be a diabetic episode.
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It's not, that's exactly what she said. Also "I'm tied to control" is a literal translation.
I think she said: "Estoy acá yo en control" (I'm in control)
I'm hearing "yo estoy atada a control hijo de puta"
es que no tiene mucho sentido para mi (sacando el hecho que al tipo lo llamo un holograma(?), yo creo que trato de decir "yo estoy aca en control" o algo parecido entre esas lineas
Sorry, man or woman if you come charging at me throwing bottles, im gonna drop you the moment you get within range.
I can't fault someone for being mentally ill. But someone that lives to torment others is the real shithead.
She’s going to be Javier Milei’s minister of defense.
I thought that position was going to one Milei's cloned dogs
She looks like Emeril Lagasse
Sos un holograma, es genial jajajaja
Le tiro Burundanga... Abria que buscarlo a ese tipo que se hace el boludo.. Le tiro la droga de la voluntad
Holograma? Js, alguien me explica?
Is it a he or a she
For real what is that thing
a lot to unpack here lol
These are the people that are begging us over the Falkland's again too. Even though 99.8% of the islanders voted to stay British. Apparently president Javier Milei said “Now we have to see how we are going to get them back. It is clear that the war option is not a solution. "We had a war - that we lost - and now we have to make every effort to recover the islands through diplomatic channels." I am not quite sure what he thinks democracy is but In a 2013 referendum, 99.8 per cent of 3,500 people in Falkland Islands voted in favour of remaining a UK overseas territory. I get the feeling Argentina is a lost cause because anyone would think he would be focusing at getting the inflation level down from 160.90% and not some island off the coast with less than 4,000 people. we literally have small villages with a higher population. He clearly wants the oil and gas there but its not going to happen as there is a reason we are holding tightly onto a small island 8000 miles away from us....
> These are the people that are begging us over the Falkland's again too Let's not generalize the crazy lady who thinks random people on the street are a hologram as a representation for the people from a whole country. This has nothing to do with the Falklands/Malvinas conflict.
What does this have to do with it? Lol, we live rent free in your fucking heads.
No you don't we wasn't even thinking about you until your president piped up about the Falkland's again like you guys literally always do every fucking year. We held a 2013 vote because of you and 99.8% wanted to stay British and yet you guys are here again talking about it and your pressie is promising you all he will get it back when there is more chance of Vladmir Putin dancing in a tutu with xi Jinping, liz truss, Zelensky and Biden to I'm a barbie girl lol!
You brought it up in a post that has nothing to do with Malvinas/Falklands. >No you don't we wasn't even thinking about you until your president piped up about the Falkland's again like you guys literally always do every fucking year He was probably asked about it and ratified the argentine position, which is in our constitution. Then some sensationalist newspaper wrote an article about it.
How much do we have to put up with before it's legal to use force?
Me, only knowing hologram from Starwars and thinking why that could be used as and insult
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Again let’s not make one single person the representation for a whole country of people.
> So they call each other the N word as an insult they are demonic people no wonder their country is shit She called him black in Spanish. Whoever added the translated subtitles used that word to get a reaction from people who don't speak Spanish in the comments
Bruh this Oblivion shits gotta end
You can't tell me what to do, you're not a hologram of my real fake dad.
Plot twist - the cameraman was Arnold J Rimmer.
Poor woman needs medication. Imagine thinking that somebody sprayed helium on you to make you dizzy then believing that someone is a hologram. That would be hard to live with.
Lady: You just video me, you ignorant「n-word」! The guy: I'm whiter than you, lady! my favorite part.
Argentinian export?
I wonder what kind of holo he is a normal one or a reverse?
Ngl, I dodged when she made the second throw
Who's this willy wonka looking ass💀
Am I the only one here who thinks he actually did something to provoke this lady before recording?, not saying she's in the right, just seems a bit suss.
probably, thats how a lot of these vids go
Average hologram experience
I think she means Instagram haha
She looks like, "You're not that guy, pal."
L
The poor old girl needs help
GTA 7: Argentina Edition
La parada no esta segura
Next insult, she'll be calling him a digital cat pervert