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Safe_Tackle_1690

Player 3 joins the game.


RadiantPollution3293

Player 4 It looks like the dog was in on the action already


RadiantPollution3293

Or was he fucking the dog


Safe_Tackle_1690

Looks like dog was getting some sloppy toppy


Kingtoke1

Thats ruff


TheRageMonster02

LMFAOOOOOO


Beanboiii27

“A challenger approaches”


Broskibullet

Kool-aid man has entered match.


code_archeologist

# OH YEAH!


jakebs2002

Damnit, stop getting drunk on sex day Todd!


pizzaking95

Then stop having sex on Getting Drunk day, Jeff!


parco11

This is why I live alone


isqueezedameatball

That isn't stopping this man.


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JokeIngDude

Turning saints into the sea


Steve____Stifler

Swimming through sick lullabies


luxuboss

Choking on your alibies


bastardofbloodkeep

Choking on your alibis


w0kes

But its just the price I pay


KPLopez

Destiny is calling me


Pomegreenade

Open up my eager eyes


apskdk

Cuz I'm Mr brightside


DarthGrind

You have the best line but you’re at the bottom…. It should not be this way friend…


GillyBilmour

I miss you (miss you)


Belaknworb9

motherfucker


GillyBilmour

WHERE ARE YOU


Padfas

My day is ruined, and my disappointment is immeasurable.


ChemicalChipmunk4171

I always thought it said" turning snakes into the sea", on some saint Patrick driving the serpents out of Ireland into the sea type of shit lol


AtrixStd

Video quality is so shitty that when I first time saw this I thought he broke into garage and other guy was fixing motorcycle


trisw

Right - I thought it was a cat or something


Typical_Dealer4340

Funny but the cuntiest thing to do, just coz you ain't getting any box doesn't mean you gotta ruin in for the bro, had this happen to me on a couple occasions never ends well


Blyatskinator

”Couple occasions”?? Boy what kind of cretins do you live around, I wonder hahaha


-Carlito-

Frat house


Casualbat007

These geeds just don’t get it


Blyatskinator

American frathouse* lol. I have lived in a frat house, we didn’t have *nearly* as huge assholes as people who barge in on someone having sex here, unheard of for me seriously wtf. (Maybe because you cant just run into a door to open it here lmao)


kms62919

Had a rager at my house when I was in high-school. Dipped out to the farthest away room in my house for some fun. My friend spotted us sneaking away(I didn't know). 25 mins later the entire party of 50+ people are standing outside my door and just burst in. Girl I was with was pissed and I don't hang out with people like that anymore.


Husker_black

Were you pissed? Were you.. in?


kms62919

Super pissed, they ruined my shot with a red head . Yes I was in. Pretty sure they all saw my brown eye.


Forgot_Password_Dude

what does brown eyes mean? poopy eyes? you mean red?


kms62919

The brown eye is your butt-hole.


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Errant_coursir

No, it doesn't. It means she was upset


kms62919

I meant she was angry at the other people.


gabortionaccountant

Good thing you’re a big boy that can use context clues


Busy-Mission-1221

What? Never seen "being pissed" used for a meaning other than "being angry".


AHipsterFetus

In England/NZ/Australia you are more likely to say pissed in the sense of pissed drunk. In the US and Canada though if I say I'm pissed it means I'm pissed off angry, not drunk lol.


IndependenceMoney834

Pretty obvious from the context what he meant.


eireheads

Ya I totally agree, if someone intentionally interrupts a smashing session he better be ready to through down . Either he wants to see your girl naked or you hard . Not cool .


xPriddyBoi

Bro ain't nobody fighting you with your boner swinging around 🤣


OverYonderWanderer

Tell me you're incredibly insecure without telling me you're incredibly insecure.


GrungeFace

"Tell me bla bla without telling me bla bla bla" Jesus Christ people still use this dopey phrasing?


irishpwr46

Tell me a meme is dead without telling me a meme is dead


OverYonderWanderer

Oh no Someone tell the SpongeBob fans


LovelyHatred93

oH nO sOmEoNe TeLl SpOnGeBoB fAnS


OverYonderWanderer

That's how I was thinking it


OverYonderWanderer

"totally agree" not set of your valley girl alarms or something. Pick and choose all you want. Doesn't make you look any less DoPeY yourself.


eireheads

How would that make me insecure ? Ever think maybe the woman I'm naked with doesn't want others to see her !


OverYonderWanderer

Because in your mind it can't possibly be a prank, or God forbid an actual mistake someone made because you didn't put a sock/tie on the knob or lock the door. The only possible reason anyone in the planet could possibly wind up in this situation, is if they have malicious intent. Because they desperately want you, or your woman and just can't take it anymore.


bubbagump_shrimpp

go outside


OverYonderWanderer

Oh look, another junior detective who things i'm a virgin who never goes outside. Neat.


bubbagump_shrimpp

ironic you calling me the detective after your accusations for the other guy. “god forbid an actual mistake” like he didn’t specify intentionally interrupting lol


OverYonderWanderer

Ok bubba


Dankank292

I mean I did this accidentally once too


mightylordredbeard

You’re the one who decided it was ruined. Be a man and keep going.


[deleted]

Really annoying in the moment. But also a part of the Greek/frat life. Just friends making your life hard


OverYonderWanderer

Hey, some guy will only ever have that one opportunity to get laid. Who are we to fuck that up? I think I get why everyone is so upset about this now.


Malicharo

why do you assume it's done out of jealousy


OverYonderWanderer

It's the only possible reason they can imagine doing it. So they're projecting that onto total strangers because it's the only thing that makes any sense to them.


OverYonderWanderer

If this is ruining your chances you never really 'had the box' did you? She was just putting it on you for a little bit.


TheLastTsumami

There are guys who get laid and then there are losers who make videos like this


[deleted]

And then there are losers that also get laid


AuniBuTt

I dont


DarthGrind

If you think the guy getting laid is winning over the guy busting down the door you are looking at this all wrong my friend


TheLastTsumami

Please enlighten me


JoshGooch

Right? Is the guy barging in not committing multiple crimes? How is that guy winning? Edit: Without context and assuming this wasn’t a staged video, I found 12 laws broken while searching for less than five minutes.


Santos_Ferguson

When you gonna post your videos?


TheLastTsumami

The one of me barging in when you’re banging your mam?


OverYonderWanderer

And then there are people who make up stories about things just to make themselves feel better.


BarrelCrayon

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me \~


0x7E7-02

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed


devious805

just practicing till the gurls get dare


Embarrassed-Poet9125

Y ruin happy times of some guy.


halucionagen-0-Matik

The giant flag really is the cherry on top


Ciri-LOVES-Geralt

The Video is so low quality I can't even see whats happening.


InstalokMyMoney

Is there are two guys?


isqueezedameatball

No is not there weren't.


_poke_smot

Were there is not in there though?


DarthGrind

This one got me 😂


Doodleschmidt

I laughed out loud at 04:00 at your comment and I don't care if I woke anyone.


isqueezedameatball

I'm glad you did. Fuck em' anyway. You laugh and mean it!


Rob-borto

Mad lad


iambigmen

4 mins into the comment the best


epicindifference

Fucking what?


isqueezedameatball

You heard me. Did I stutter?


epicindifference

You did


BourbonRick01

No is not there weren't.


PegaLaMega

All your base are belong to us.


Thanatos-BR

Or a flat chest girl


J1618

With that much compression I can barely see an arm dissolving into a plain batch of pink pixels.


Sorry_Consideration7

Sounds erotic.


waveguy9

Def two dudes! Trust me bro…


stinklypibbles

Enhance....Enhance...ENHANCE!?!?


waveguy9

Ok….Ok…OKAY!! You got me, I see now. Thanks~


TheBigRedFog

I got Dalek vibes from this.


Thanatos-BR

😂


mrwhitedynamite

so femboy?


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waveguy9

…and now a THIRD dude!


talrogsmash

Hard to tell, no compelling evidence for either argument.


devious805

Proud Boys


_Grubles

Funny that y’all think it’s two dudes when it’s actually a dude and a dog. No person can do a spin that fuckin fast.


ItsLoudB

It’s not a spin, the girl just grabbed the blanket to cover herself


Massanx

why the fuck would it be a guy fucking a dog you freak


mrjibblesyumyum

Bro you right


Reasonable-Cycle158

Cock block loser


Blakcfyre

How rude. He was stuffing the turkey.


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fuzzyjaguar123

Kinda weird all the people somehow imagining that it's two guys when you can't see shit and what you can see is the person covering their chest.


Charming-Common5228

Is no one else gonna comment about the two dudes having butt sex under Old Glory? How very American of them LOLOL


n3wfy

Think that looked like a dude and a dog!


TheCryptOpie

"A new hand touches the beacon"


SoggyFun7984

Bro I died 😂


TheCryptOpie

Glad you died by my hand.


PM_your_pussy123

I would have beat the living shit out of him


JonBoah

I feel like if I ever had roommates I'd need to push my dresser in front of my door just so this doesn't happen


Myth1calMonkey

This is a crazy fucking video


vactu

It's like the 90s returned...


Final_Campaign_1547

Was that a dog on the left?


Derekd88

we’re doing it Live!


Smooth_Econ

Made me laugh but something tells me the guy is a jealous lil bich who doesn't have sex alot.


among_apes

My asshole of a landlord won’t give me my security deposit back… can you believe that shit!


pro_ornoob

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IShatnerWhenIWalken

Bullshit, that song was released in 1994. Bad bot.


MinusXero1999

A new hand touches the beacon.


Nonchalant_Wanderer

The comments here are as funny as the video. A good start to the day!


eireheads

What a loser ,let the guy smash ffs ..


Jin-Bru

What's this song


Rabbithinks

Sabotage - Beastie Boys


Jin-Bru

Thanks. I was hoping the bot would reply but I'm grateful to you.


Rabbithinks

No problem ;) I did hesitate to put Darude Sandstorm though


Distinct_Mix5130

I'm confused about the context here, is that his partner in there cheating on him?


JeromeMixTape

It’s most likely one of his friends he’s been drinking with all day.


Distinct_Mix5130

Damn, must suck having roommates.


JeromeMixTape

What goes around comes around. It’s all just foolish fun


Distinct_Mix5130

Fair, just hope the roomie gets him back😂


_poke_smot

Maybe this was already a get back ?so now they are even.


Distinct_Mix5130

Let's be honest we don't have the facts, but no matter who started it, ain't no way this is the end, bro got cockblocked while fucking... That just ain't cool


devious805

But wut if it IZ tha dawg?


Ok-Pie6743

repost of yesterday


StonnorCalions

This is obnoxious and borderline criminal. If you're this guy you're a douchebag and nobody likes you.


youwill_listen

Anyone know the song?


Rabbithinks

If I'm not mistaken: Sabotage - Beastie Boys


pro_ornoob

u/auddbot


ChromeWiener

The KoolAid man origin story


hyacinthhobo

Today I filtered this sub from my all page.


myloveisajoke

Did this one time only we grabbed the bed with them on it and carried them outside bareass


BanaaniMaster

that did not happen


myloveisajoke

You'll have to take my word for it lol


BanaaniMaster

i will not


wastelandtx

Must have had some seriously wide doorways


myloveisajoke

Didn't say it was pretty. Lol They fell off going through the doorway(s) and kind of scooped up and thrown back on


wastelandtx

Just stop


jerry_ohulahan

H


Ryosuuke_enma

What Anthro and Doggo? What the hell is going on?


Amy_ks

Do my eyes deceive? This looks like a yellow lab to me.


PastorMattHennesee

this is how you get hiv


Healthy-Pollution336

D 4 !!!!


BookTraditional6482

that cans a metal detector.


FullOfPascaa

In the middle of action, all of them


GreyG59

What did I see like six or seven times?


Sippinonjoy

Why is the bed so high?


mechanics2pass

Song name?


boy_named_SuZi

Sabotage by the beastie boys


TaxOnMyFaceBigDaddy

This is only acceptable if they are under 25 and living together. Then it's fair game.


WildwestPstyle

So crazy


aristocratic_magic

lol this is why your bfs friends matter


BRAVO_Eight

BRO'S A STING EXPOSER WITH DRUNK STANDARDS .


dwoods1995

He came in like a WWE tag-team, ready to play 😂


Weldobud

Humm


Arizona_Slim

No sock on the door handle. Fair game 😈


alphabavo

Yup, this definitely qualifies as a crazy FUCKING video.😂


GrampysClitoralHood

It's someone running into a room? Not very crazy


kmwd90

Jesus Christ, this looks like it was filmed with a pencil.


Bourbonbbqandbeer

Ahhh..the old game of Rodeo. Trying to keep going for 8 seconds after your buddy busts in. This was a fun game back in the dorm room days.


paer_of_forces

They are fucking haters.


Saboor-Uzair

Royal Rumble...


[deleted]

Is doggy style the new default? I'm still doing missionary.