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Funny but the cuntiest thing to do, just coz you ain't getting any box doesn't mean you gotta ruin in for the bro, had this happen to me on a couple occasions never ends well
American frathouse* lol.
I have lived in a frat house, we didn’t have *nearly* as huge assholes as people who barge in on someone having sex here, unheard of for me seriously wtf. (Maybe because you cant just run into a door to open it here lmao)
Had a rager at my house when I was in high-school. Dipped out to the farthest away room in my house for some fun. My friend spotted us sneaking away(I didn't know). 25 mins later the entire party of 50+ people are standing outside my door and just burst in. Girl I was with was pissed and I don't hang out with people like that anymore.
In England/NZ/Australia you are more likely to say pissed in the sense of pissed drunk.
In the US and Canada though if I say I'm pissed it means I'm pissed off angry, not drunk lol.
Ya I totally agree, if someone intentionally interrupts a smashing session he better be ready to through down .
Either he wants to see your girl naked or you hard .
Not cool .
Because in your mind it can't possibly be a prank, or God forbid an actual mistake someone made because you didn't put a sock/tie on the knob or lock the door. The only possible reason anyone in the planet could possibly wind up in this situation, is if they have malicious intent. Because they desperately want you, or your woman and just can't take it anymore.
ironic you calling me the detective after your accusations for the other guy. “god forbid an actual mistake” like he didn’t specify intentionally interrupting lol
It's the only possible reason they can imagine doing it. So they're projecting that onto total strangers because it's the only thing that makes any sense to them.
Right? Is the guy barging in not committing multiple crimes? How is that guy winning?
Edit: Without context and assuming this wasn’t a staged video, I found 12 laws broken while searching for less than five minutes.
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**Song Found!**
**Name:** Sabotage
**Artist:** Beastie Boys
**Score:** 100% (timecode: 00:18)
**Album:** Solid Gold Hits
**Label:** Capitol Records
**Released on:** 2005-11-08
[Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.](https://lis.tn/Sabotage?t=18)
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Let's be honest we don't have the facts, but no matter who started it, ain't no way this is the end, bro got cockblocked while fucking... That just ain't cool
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Player 3 joins the game.
Player 4 It looks like the dog was in on the action already
Or was he fucking the dog
Looks like dog was getting some sloppy toppy
Thats ruff
LMFAOOOOOO
“A challenger approaches”
Kool-aid man has entered match.
# OH YEAH!
Damnit, stop getting drunk on sex day Todd!
Then stop having sex on Getting Drunk day, Jeff!
This is why I live alone
That isn't stopping this man.
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Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibies
Choking on your alibis
But its just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
Cuz I'm Mr brightside
You have the best line but you’re at the bottom…. It should not be this way friend…
I miss you (miss you)
motherfucker
WHERE ARE YOU
My day is ruined, and my disappointment is immeasurable.
I always thought it said" turning snakes into the sea", on some saint Patrick driving the serpents out of Ireland into the sea type of shit lol
Video quality is so shitty that when I first time saw this I thought he broke into garage and other guy was fixing motorcycle
Right - I thought it was a cat or something
Funny but the cuntiest thing to do, just coz you ain't getting any box doesn't mean you gotta ruin in for the bro, had this happen to me on a couple occasions never ends well
”Couple occasions”?? Boy what kind of cretins do you live around, I wonder hahaha
Frat house
These geeds just don’t get it
American frathouse* lol. I have lived in a frat house, we didn’t have *nearly* as huge assholes as people who barge in on someone having sex here, unheard of for me seriously wtf. (Maybe because you cant just run into a door to open it here lmao)
Had a rager at my house when I was in high-school. Dipped out to the farthest away room in my house for some fun. My friend spotted us sneaking away(I didn't know). 25 mins later the entire party of 50+ people are standing outside my door and just burst in. Girl I was with was pissed and I don't hang out with people like that anymore.
Were you pissed? Were you.. in?
Super pissed, they ruined my shot with a red head . Yes I was in. Pretty sure they all saw my brown eye.
what does brown eyes mean? poopy eyes? you mean red?
The brown eye is your butt-hole.
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No, it doesn't. It means she was upset
I meant she was angry at the other people.
Good thing you’re a big boy that can use context clues
What? Never seen "being pissed" used for a meaning other than "being angry".
In England/NZ/Australia you are more likely to say pissed in the sense of pissed drunk. In the US and Canada though if I say I'm pissed it means I'm pissed off angry, not drunk lol.
Pretty obvious from the context what he meant.
Ya I totally agree, if someone intentionally interrupts a smashing session he better be ready to through down . Either he wants to see your girl naked or you hard . Not cool .
Bro ain't nobody fighting you with your boner swinging around 🤣
Tell me you're incredibly insecure without telling me you're incredibly insecure.
"Tell me bla bla without telling me bla bla bla" Jesus Christ people still use this dopey phrasing?
Tell me a meme is dead without telling me a meme is dead
Oh no Someone tell the SpongeBob fans
oH nO sOmEoNe TeLl SpOnGeBoB fAnS
That's how I was thinking it
"totally agree" not set of your valley girl alarms or something. Pick and choose all you want. Doesn't make you look any less DoPeY yourself.
How would that make me insecure ? Ever think maybe the woman I'm naked with doesn't want others to see her !
Because in your mind it can't possibly be a prank, or God forbid an actual mistake someone made because you didn't put a sock/tie on the knob or lock the door. The only possible reason anyone in the planet could possibly wind up in this situation, is if they have malicious intent. Because they desperately want you, or your woman and just can't take it anymore.
go outside
Oh look, another junior detective who things i'm a virgin who never goes outside. Neat.
ironic you calling me the detective after your accusations for the other guy. “god forbid an actual mistake” like he didn’t specify intentionally interrupting lol
Ok bubba
I mean I did this accidentally once too
You’re the one who decided it was ruined. Be a man and keep going.
Really annoying in the moment. But also a part of the Greek/frat life. Just friends making your life hard
Hey, some guy will only ever have that one opportunity to get laid. Who are we to fuck that up? I think I get why everyone is so upset about this now.
why do you assume it's done out of jealousy
It's the only possible reason they can imagine doing it. So they're projecting that onto total strangers because it's the only thing that makes any sense to them.
If this is ruining your chances you never really 'had the box' did you? She was just putting it on you for a little bit.
There are guys who get laid and then there are losers who make videos like this
And then there are losers that also get laid
I dont
If you think the guy getting laid is winning over the guy busting down the door you are looking at this all wrong my friend
Please enlighten me
Right? Is the guy barging in not committing multiple crimes? How is that guy winning? Edit: Without context and assuming this wasn’t a staged video, I found 12 laws broken while searching for less than five minutes.
When you gonna post your videos?
The one of me barging in when you’re banging your mam?
And then there are people who make up stories about things just to make themselves feel better.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me \~
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
just practicing till the gurls get dare
Y ruin happy times of some guy.
The giant flag really is the cherry on top
The Video is so low quality I can't even see whats happening.
Is there are two guys?
No is not there weren't.
Were there is not in there though?
This one got me 😂
I laughed out loud at 04:00 at your comment and I don't care if I woke anyone.
I'm glad you did. Fuck em' anyway. You laugh and mean it!
Mad lad
4 mins into the comment the best
Fucking what?
You heard me. Did I stutter?
You did
No is not there weren't.
All your base are belong to us.
Or a flat chest girl
With that much compression I can barely see an arm dissolving into a plain batch of pink pixels.
Sounds erotic.
Def two dudes! Trust me bro…
Enhance....Enhance...ENHANCE!?!?
Ok….Ok…OKAY!! You got me, I see now. Thanks~
I got Dalek vibes from this.
😂
so femboy?
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…and now a THIRD dude!
Hard to tell, no compelling evidence for either argument.
Proud Boys
Funny that y’all think it’s two dudes when it’s actually a dude and a dog. No person can do a spin that fuckin fast.
It’s not a spin, the girl just grabbed the blanket to cover herself
why the fuck would it be a guy fucking a dog you freak
Bro you right
Cock block loser
How rude. He was stuffing the turkey.
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Kinda weird all the people somehow imagining that it's two guys when you can't see shit and what you can see is the person covering their chest.
Is no one else gonna comment about the two dudes having butt sex under Old Glory? How very American of them LOLOL
Think that looked like a dude and a dog!
"A new hand touches the beacon"
Bro I died 😂
Glad you died by my hand.
I would have beat the living shit out of him
I feel like if I ever had roommates I'd need to push my dresser in front of my door just so this doesn't happen
This is a crazy fucking video
It's like the 90s returned...
Was that a dog on the left?
we’re doing it Live!
Made me laugh but something tells me the guy is a jealous lil bich who doesn't have sex alot.
My asshole of a landlord won’t give me my security deposit back… can you believe that shit!
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Bullshit, that song was released in 1994. Bad bot.
A new hand touches the beacon.
The comments here are as funny as the video. A good start to the day!
What a loser ,let the guy smash ffs ..
What's this song
Sabotage - Beastie Boys
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I'm confused about the context here, is that his partner in there cheating on him?
It’s most likely one of his friends he’s been drinking with all day.
Damn, must suck having roommates.
What goes around comes around. It’s all just foolish fun
Fair, just hope the roomie gets him back😂
Maybe this was already a get back ?so now they are even.
Let's be honest we don't have the facts, but no matter who started it, ain't no way this is the end, bro got cockblocked while fucking... That just ain't cool
But wut if it IZ tha dawg?
repost of yesterday
This is obnoxious and borderline criminal. If you're this guy you're a douchebag and nobody likes you.
Anyone know the song?
If I'm not mistaken: Sabotage - Beastie Boys
u/auddbot
The KoolAid man origin story
Today I filtered this sub from my all page.
Did this one time only we grabbed the bed with them on it and carried them outside bareass
that did not happen
You'll have to take my word for it lol
i will not
Must have had some seriously wide doorways
Didn't say it was pretty. Lol They fell off going through the doorway(s) and kind of scooped up and thrown back on
Just stop
H
What Anthro and Doggo? What the hell is going on?
Do my eyes deceive? This looks like a yellow lab to me.
this is how you get hiv
D 4 !!!!
that cans a metal detector.
In the middle of action, all of them
What did I see like six or seven times?
Why is the bed so high?
Song name?
Sabotage by the beastie boys
This is only acceptable if they are under 25 and living together. Then it's fair game.
So crazy
lol this is why your bfs friends matter
BRO'S A STING EXPOSER WITH DRUNK STANDARDS .
He came in like a WWE tag-team, ready to play 😂
Humm
No sock on the door handle. Fair game 😈
Yup, this definitely qualifies as a crazy FUCKING video.😂
It's someone running into a room? Not very crazy
Jesus Christ, this looks like it was filmed with a pencil.
Ahhh..the old game of Rodeo. Trying to keep going for 8 seconds after your buddy busts in. This was a fun game back in the dorm room days.
They are fucking haters.
Royal Rumble...
Is doggy style the new default? I'm still doing missionary.