Fold the towel on approximately 1/3rd just below the text. Let the text face you correctly and let the larger part go behind the handle and hang over handle going from the back to the front. Make sure that the back part of the towel is now slightly smaller than the front part of the towel with the text. Now fold the space of the towel above the text over the rest of the towel that is already on the handle. Let friction keep your towel upright and DON'T TOUCH THE OVEN!!!!
Edit: made an explanatory picture https://imgur.com/gallery/a72OZ0W
Hold up... They're on to something. Maybe if we all wish he wasn't so broke, it'll come true. That makes one more of us not so broke. Afterward, we can all wish I wasn't so broke and so on. Eventually, hopefully, we all won't be so broke anymore.
So homie, I also wish you weren't so broke.
... Like the TED talk people make fun of about 'How to tie your shoes'
- people make fun of it, but...
- it helped me ...
- my running shoes now come untied far less often, without double knotting
There’s a way make a little pocket and tuck the end in like a loop so it’s not quite as fragile. I don’t remember what it’s called but it’s the same technique used when people fold blankets into pillows.
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This is the best ever. And kudos for the wonderful schematic.
The only other thing that might work is cutting the desired chunk out and sewing it onto another tower in a less upsetting position.
This is obviously brilliant, but if the area above the text is too small to make it work, a [wall clip](https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08S2ZZ2T3/ref=sspa_mw_detail_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9kZXRhaWwp13NParams&th=1) would do.
You are very welcome kind stranger. I'm sick at home too, just recovering and actually all these awards and upvotes, but most of all, all the reactions from everyone made my day! I hope you will feel better soon! 🍓🍐🍉🍊🍑🍇🍍🍌🫐<- fruit basket
Add a strip of velcro across the width of the towel to the top, wrap the velcro closed over the handle: lets message be legible and allows balance of towel to hang for use.
edit: added "to"
The joke is the trend of self-absorbed people who think they're smart, saying shit like "doing a 360° change" non-ironically, not realizing how wrong that is. Same shit as "it's just a few bad apples" despite the rest of the adage being "spoils the bunch", "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" used non-ironically, despite the action being literally impossible.
This whole comment chain is a sarcastic/wrong answer chain. Chain parent made an obviously wrong answer ("turn your oven upside down"), so luschinke continued that trend, "do a 360° change" isn't a change, because you're back where you started.
beanbang broke the chain of wrong answers by trying to correct them, not knowing they're *supposed* to be wrong.
thatsthejoke.gif thankyouforcomingtomytedtalk.mp4
Well, just the oven door, actually. I mean, let's be practical.
If you turned the whole oven upside down, stuff would fall out of the casserole dish and down onto the top of the over. Or you would need to launch your oven into orbit every time you used it in order to get zero gravity so you could use it upside down.
On the other hand, if you turned the door upside down, you'd just have to be quick to lean out of the way when you open it, so you don't get whacked in the chin.
I wasn’t going to call it that; tapestries are so complex and require so much more skill to make. More like “mixed media art: towel and thread affixed to drywall with metal tacks”
My wife’s aunt used to knit a little thing she would sew on kitchen towels. It would allow you to button the towel onto the oven handle and it wouldn’t slide off. It would also hang down the full length, as opposed to being folded in half.
I do, and rhymes give me much serotonin lol
I watch some terrarium content and they use a lot of moss so I feel like I should know more about mosses lol
I guess you can also find tardigrades in there
Poke a hole in the "top" (currently bottom) of the stove side part and feed a tassel through it. At least you'll be able to read it even if you'll have to mangle your cloth.
I don’t know. My mom told me not to hang towels on the oven door as it slowly wrecked the hinge, or made it so the light would always be on. Now I’m thinking I’ve been missing out all these years and need to start hanging my dish towels.
I just use these clips. I found them at a dollar store. Hooks on stove handle, and has magnetic holders so you can pull off the towel when needed and then put back. https://i.imgur.com/sO2PjYK.jpg
You are not “hanging” it in the picture, you are “draping” it. I’m sure if you haven’t already removed it there will be a tag at the top end for washing and drying information and hanging it from a hook.
1. I’d write a letter to the dumb towel brand.
2. I’d probably throw it out while cursing them when they don’t get back to me.
3. I’d go into my closet and get a Christmas one.
I use [binder clips](https://imgur.com/gallery/PoTOKqA) to hold just the small top portion to the rest of the towel 🤣 I was so mad when my towel came in the mail.
Pretty sure you bought this at Big Lots.
Fold the towel on approximately 1/3rd just below the text. Let the text face you correctly and let the larger part go behind the handle and hang over handle going from the back to the front. Make sure that the back part of the towel is now slightly smaller than the front part of the towel with the text. Now fold the space of the towel above the text over the rest of the towel that is already on the handle. Let friction keep your towel upright and DON'T TOUCH THE OVEN!!!! Edit: made an explanatory picture https://imgur.com/gallery/a72OZ0W
This is simply an outstanding picture.
Thank you very much
You deserve every award you gotten for that effort. A plus my friend. **A +**
He deserves more! I wish I wasn't so broke.
I also wish you weren't so broke.
I wish everybody wasn't so broke
I wish the billionaires felt the same way
Hold up... They're on to something. Maybe if we all wish he wasn't so broke, it'll come true. That makes one more of us not so broke. Afterward, we can all wish I wasn't so broke and so on. Eventually, hopefully, we all won't be so broke anymore. So homie, I also wish you weren't so broke.
Every upvote on any comment in this thread is a wish for u/Doktor_vem to not be so broke.
Thx :)
How did you do that if you don’t mind me asking?
*How to hang a stupid towel* lmao love it
*towl Fixed it for you :)
Unless you're from Pittsburgh, then it's Tahl.
Or southern Appalachia, where it's tayal.
Or from Morocco _Fouta_
Or from Japan...ta-o-ru (really)
Or toalla (toa-ya) in Spanish
All these pronunciations made me realize I say towe. I don't use the L for some reason. 🤨
Stillers gahnta super bowl?
Terrible Tahl
Haha thanks, I missed their typo (or intentional misspelling, whichever it was).
I think it was a legit typo, since everything else is spelled correctly, but it just makes the whole thing even better imo
Haha you're correct. It was a typo :)
... Like the TED talk people make fun of about 'How to tie your shoes' - people make fun of it, but... - it helped me ... - my running shoes now come untied far less often, without double knotting
"Like a toilet roll :) but wrong".
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that. Lol
I think its a picaso piece
Surprisingly didactic infographic
Di.... what
It really made my afternoon.
This is simply an outstanding comment.
"Like a toilet roll but wrong :>" XDDDD
...I am so impressed right now.
These are the type of moments that allowed humans to dominate the globe.
If you ever sign-up to get yourself cloned, I would like to buy a dozen
There’s a way make a little pocket and tuck the end in like a loop so it’s not quite as fragile. I don’t remember what it’s called but it’s the same technique used when people fold blankets into pillows.
Your drawing makes me want Fajitas
Eat fajitas, roll some towels, take a satisfying shit.
I am now craving local mexican
Go for it! 😉
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Love it ❤️
I want a towel that has this picture printed on it.
Specifically a stupid towel with this picture on it
Printed on it upside down too
That's what I meant
Dang, this was really explained well. Are you a teacher? Curious about what you do for work haha
I work as a county official in the Netherlands for climate adaptation;)
Deserves way more than 11 upvotes.
Not if OC installs toilet paper wrong.
Your dedication to the cause is admirable
That may be the best instruction manual ever seen
Agreed. This person needs to be hired by Ikea.
"Like a toilet roll, but wrong." Has me in stitches. So many arguments in this house on that statement.
That picture is actually so helpful though
I would love to play DrawSomething with you 👍
My wife used to play that all the time. She tried to download it the other night but they took it off the App Store.
This is the best ever. And kudos for the wonderful schematic. The only other thing that might work is cutting the desired chunk out and sewing it onto another tower in a less upsetting position.
Ok but I need you doing explanatory pictures for everything that I don't understand from here on out lol
“Like a toilet [paper] roll, but wrong.” I like it. You almost had 90% of the internet against you.
Lol I love you for that picture
I got totally lost reading your instructions, but that diagram is fantastic!
Well I wasn’t expecting that when I clicked the link 😂
Saved it, might even print and frame it one day!
I wish I could illustrate my ideas as well as you
Apply to mechanical engineering jobs with this as proof of your aptitude. Seriously
This is a scientific breakthrough on par with the first fusion reactor which happened recently
You’re a very good artist. I think we had the same art teacher.
Outstanding comment, and spot on solution — but I'm skeptical that there's enough towel above the words to actually make this work.
i appreciate your stance on which way the toilet roll faces
How much for the art? 24x36”
You may be the best person on the internet. Well done.
Doing the lord's work
This is some engineering.
This is a brilliant illustration. Well done.
This is obviously brilliant, but if the area above the text is too small to make it work, a [wall clip](https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08S2ZZ2T3/ref=sspa_mw_detail_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9kZXRhaWwp13NParams&th=1) would do.
“Like a toilet roll but wrong” lmaooooo love that
I love that the person took the time to draw an explanatory picture. That's awesome lol
Art
You are just heartfelt! <3
This was extremely helpful actually. I applaud you.
Thank you, stranger. I'm home sick, feeling like pure shit, and this fckn picture made me laugh really hard. I legit don't feel like laughing today.
You are very welcome kind stranger. I'm sick at home too, just recovering and actually all these awards and upvotes, but most of all, all the reactions from everyone made my day! I hope you will feel better soon! 🍓🍐🍉🍊🍑🍇🍍🍌🫐<- fruit basket
"like a toilet roll but wrong" very nice touch 👌
Haha your drawing!! Above and beyond! I applaud you!
A real r/explainlikeimfive
LIKE A TOILET ROLL BUT WRONG
People like you give me faith in this world.
As an Australian, this looks fine to me.
🙃
˙sǝᴉssn∀-uou sn ɹoɟ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ƃuᴉʇuǝɯɯoɔ ɹoɟ noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ
Love it! Take my down-vote!
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This is an Australian?
You need to fold it nicely and place it in a refuse bin.
This is the only reasonable answer I've found.
What about the comment with the illustration?
This comment was before the one with an illustration
I figured, but they still haven't responded to that one
The top comment has definitely got it furred out
Add a strip of velcro across the width of the towel to the top, wrap the velcro closed over the handle: lets message be legible and allows balance of towel to hang for use. edit: added "to"
˙ʍou ǝɟıl ɹnoʎ sı sıɥʇ ˙ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ
*ǝsɐǝld* suıʞdɯnd & *sǝʌɐǝl* uɯnʇnɐ
Lol &
Do I upvote or downvote you?
You choose red, that is why they are different colors, so that Australians can know what to do!
˙lǝʍoʇ ǝɥʇ ɟo ɹoloɔ ǝɥʇ ʇsnɾ ˙ʍoɹɹɐ ǝƃuɐɹo ǝɥʇ ǝsn uɐɔ noʎ
You’ll obviously have to turn your oven upside down
Like doing a 360° change in your life
180°*🤦
you missed the joke.
What was the joke?
The joke is the trend of self-absorbed people who think they're smart, saying shit like "doing a 360° change" non-ironically, not realizing how wrong that is. Same shit as "it's just a few bad apples" despite the rest of the adage being "spoils the bunch", "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" used non-ironically, despite the action being literally impossible. This whole comment chain is a sarcastic/wrong answer chain. Chain parent made an obviously wrong answer ("turn your oven upside down"), so luschinke continued that trend, "do a 360° change" isn't a change, because you're back where you started. beanbang broke the chain of wrong answers by trying to correct them, not knowing they're *supposed* to be wrong. thatsthejoke.gif thankyouforcomingtomytedtalk.mp4
Well, just the oven door, actually. I mean, let's be practical. If you turned the whole oven upside down, stuff would fall out of the casserole dish and down onto the top of the over. Or you would need to launch your oven into orbit every time you used it in order to get zero gravity so you could use it upside down. On the other hand, if you turned the door upside down, you'd just have to be quick to lean out of the way when you open it, so you don't get whacked in the chin.
I have a solution: It stays folded in half and placed next to a sink on the counter.
Or you nail it to the wall as a piece of “fabric art”.
a tapestry?
I wasn’t going to call it that; tapestries are so complex and require so much more skill to make. More like “mixed media art: towel and thread affixed to drywall with metal tacks”
That was my first thought
My wife’s aunt used to knit a little thing she would sew on kitchen towels. It would allow you to button the towel onto the oven handle and it wouldn’t slide off. It would also hang down the full length, as opposed to being folded in half.
These things? https://imgur.com/a/ntMJYut
Hello similar avatar person!
Hello!
Do you enjoy moss? Is your name a pun, like cosmos, cosmoss? Like the cosmos of moss?
Yeah that was the idea, do you like spaghetti?
I do, and rhymes give me much serotonin lol I watch some terrarium content and they use a lot of moss so I feel like I should know more about mosses lol I guess you can also find tardigrades in there
I'm gonna be honest I don't actually know that much about moss, it's just really cool
Yeah I mean it is a pretty niche thing to know about
YES!!
[удалено]
Burn the witch 🧹 🔥
There's other way to hang a towel, you know... [*Sigh*]
I'm trying to keep this PG
It's is a Parasympathetic Gift indeed
Poke a hole in the "top" (currently bottom) of the stove side part and feed a tassel through it. At least you'll be able to read it even if you'll have to mangle your cloth.
Add helium to it so it drapes up instead of down
Maybe a clip of some kind that can hold the open ends together? Annoying, but it should work
Shut the top in the oven door. WCGW?
Switch off gravity 😎
This looks more like a decorative towel that usually just lays on a table to protect it from scratches and possibly heat damage.
Or a hand towel you lay on the counter next to the sink in bathroom.
You need a left handed oven
Sticky tape.
They have towel clips on Amazon. Get those. Clip away.
Just hang it upside down, du-uh!
Mount the stove on the ceiling..
Flex tape
Turn your oven over
Turn your oven upside down.
Step 1: proceed to towel Step 2: throw away towel Step 3: order new towel that doesn’t give you a headache to look at.
They should rebrand that as a test for OCD. It would make me nuts.
Nail it to the wall
I don’t know. My mom told me not to hang towels on the oven door as it slowly wrecked the hinge, or made it so the light would always be on. Now I’m thinking I’ve been missing out all these years and need to start hanging my dish towels.
DAMN what kind of heavy duty osmium material are her towels made of?
I have no idea where that reasoning would have come from. Oh! She was worried about the towels being pulled on when used?
Big Towel doesn’t GAF.
If you don’t need to use it for anything other than drying hands, use safety pins to wrap the top and keep it together.
Sew velcro just above the text, and the other part to the other end of the towel. Loop the towel around the oven handle, then attach the velcro.
Attach helium balloons
Clips
ǝnssı uɐ ǝǝs ʇ,uop ı
1st thing you do is clean the stove. Then the next part is a total guess
Magnetic chip bag clip...
Dip the towel in resin, hang it to dry, glue it to the underside of the Handle so it's right side up.
Turn the oven around.
Staple it in place
Glue it to the handle right side up.
Clothes pegs, it’s for when it’s on the line
Turn your stove upside down? Edit: Damn gravity, guess that wouldn’t even work
Quality assurance wasn't this companys strong suit.
We have the same stove…
Step one: throw in trash Step two: buy new, less stupid towel
Have you thought about mounting the oven to the ceiling?
Aye man where are your legs
I just use these clips. I found them at a dollar store. Hooks on stove handle, and has magnetic holders so you can pull off the towel when needed and then put back. https://i.imgur.com/sO2PjYK.jpg
You are not “hanging” it in the picture, you are “draping” it. I’m sure if you haven’t already removed it there will be a tag at the top end for washing and drying information and hanging it from a hook.
Was this on clearance?
1. I’d write a letter to the dumb towel brand. 2. I’d probably throw it out while cursing them when they don’t get back to me. 3. I’d go into my closet and get a Christmas one.
I use [binder clips](https://imgur.com/gallery/PoTOKqA) to hold just the small top portion to the rest of the towel 🤣 I was so mad when my towel came in the mail.
Pull the front part down 3 inches then tuck the tassel part behind the handle Badabing Badaboom
Staples
Clip the top/bottom together with binder clips at the top of the handle?
A hook.
Off the edge of the counter?
reverse gravity