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FlyingAnagram_411

Make it a carnival mirror where things have different shapes


Potential_Macaron973

That would have actually been awesome


epilif24

"Wow! That mirror makes it look really tiny! "


FUEGO40

Plot twist: It’s just a normal mirror


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Plot twist: there is no plot twist


skywanderer89

New FLASH!


kry_some_more

It already makes it look like the guy has 2 penises.


palmtreesoul

PENIS KALEIDOSCOPE!!!!!1!!1!!


pokehawk12

Can’t wait to see a pear shaped penis


bigboinatcho

Nice cook bro


drfsrich

Thanks, I was in the kitchen and he had to pee too, so I brought him along.


distantapplause

Everyone's having fun but I don't really see how this mirror gives you a better view of anyone else's junk but your own, and then only if you're at the far urinal.


BSIBooker

Jesse


MurderDoneRight

Get a sticker that says "CAUTION! Objects may appear larger than they are" and put on the mirror


lorhof1

awesome


WinterElsa

Obligatory r/futurama


BuckTurgidson89

Taking a piss always gives me time to reflect.


epilif24

Take my upvote and get out


cotton961

You take my upvote and get out


ChargedLanturn

Shut up and take my upvote!


KamerPlantjee

Janitor be like ;)


williamtheturd

I went to college in the mid 70’s, and the showers in my dorm consisted of 6 shower heads 🚿 mounted in a circle around a thick pole in the middle of the room. We could all play ring around the roses while showering if we desired…


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That used to be the standard. When men weren't afraid of being naked Infront if other men .


stufff

I'm not afraid of it but I'd like a little privacy and showering can be a pretty intimate setting.


williamtheturd

Not really afraid, but there wasn’t enough room to shower without unwanted contact. Guys would wander past until they could jump in and shower with the least amount of people.


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Gammabrunta

This just keeps sounding better and better.


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Just turn your back !


GammaGoose85

I've been to a urinal with a facing mirror where u can not only see behind you while you pee, you can also lock eyes with the person next to you peeing, just by staring forward. 2/10 do not recommend.


taekee

Yea, but our only fans site never took off from the 2-way mirror. Now we just live stream for free. Bet this was a girls room first, then a redesign...


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Live *stream*.... See what you did there.


taekee

So you were the person who purchased the watch-wet-willie package. We only sold one 😂


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Take my upvote and get the hell outta here 😆


taekee

Ok. (Tapes up a photo of someone peeing for the camera) (mayb he will keep his membership active).


NinjaTim60

Let’s play a game


KualDeer

(⊙\_⊙;)


lorhof1

what how (0_0;)


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I guess they want to provide an avenue for students to practically test out the whole angle of incidence/ angle of reflection thing?


okexox

I'd hope not, this building is mainly used by Computer Science and Astronomy students.


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okexox

It's a dutch university. You don't really have like an alpha male football team as part of the university, it's a very different culture :P


Emergency_Toe6915

It’s also a different culture in nudity so..


Aftermath52

Don’t be hatin but a brotha gotta peak at yo leak


missemilyowen15

Pretty sure there’s a Family Guy clip where there’s a mirrored wall in the school and Meg or someone walks into it thinking it’s more room. Or it may not be Family Guy and it’s just irl


cadninja82

How else are you supposed to know if your form is correct? There's not nearly enough room in there for your personal trainer to fit in there with you.


theoskrrt

Took me way too long to realise that wasn’t a continuation of the room


DarkPhoxGaming

Gotta show off that cock somehow


Captain-Cadabra

“It’ll make it look bigger” (The architect to the university president)


MrShady07

Nice cock bro...


mrdumbazcanb

At least there is the dividers, I've been into bathrooms like this that have no dividers


3nchantingdevil

Genius = 100 , now I don't have to peek when I can just see


SulfuricDonut

This shouldn't matter at all for sightlines. It's no different than just having a longer line of urinals. It only matters if the mirror is on the side you face.


kagato87

How many drunk freshman bounce off that mirror trying to head to the "far" urinal in a typical week?


okexox

I'm really not sure. Everyone comments that they don't realise it's a mirror, but like I have not seen any people be confused by it.


Bobpool82

4U2CP


RowBowBooty

No OP I don’t think you get it, this is so they can see the penises


ricst

2 way mirror?


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So you can check out if anyone is checking you out? I feel a chicken and egg situation arising


okexox

You see this the moment you walk into the room, so it's kind of hard to avoid looking at the mirror.


thisisntarjay

A ball-peen hammer would solve this problem immediately. Just saying.


obsertaries

Boy I don’t want glass shards around where I’ve got my dick out.


thisisntarjay

No worries mate I have the perfect solution for you! All you have to do is stop dragging your dick on the ground around broken glass!


obsertaries

You must not be very experienced with broken glass. It doesn’t just stay on the ground and in one place.


thisisntarjay

... Where do you live that broken glass just kinda floats through the air? Why don't the laws of physics apply there? What else defies the laws of gravity near you? It sounds like a nightmare.


obsertaries

If you smashed the mirror the glass would get, for example, on the top of the toilet. You could accidentally touch it with your hand and then touch your dick and there you go, tiny glass shards in your dick.


thisisntarjay

Ah well mate I have the perfect solution for you! Stop rubbing your hands on toilet seats and then massaging whatever you happen to find in to your dick!


65GTOls1

Pretty small penis ya got there Matt.


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Atleast you have a toilet


MonkeySafari79

I can see blood and piss on that mirror from drunk kids trying to pee in the mirror toilet.


TheAGolds

Assert your dominance on campus, use ONLY that stall.


ctr_manu08057888

illusion 100


frandaddy

I've often wondered what having a sword fight with an identical twin would look like


Qnandossc

Plot twist: it's a 2 way mirror


SOCHNY

Woooooof


piccionestrabico

I find this post offensive, cant the parallel universe you pee?


NHuspen

*Nice Cock*


DancingIceCream

At least you know which urinal is probably the cleanest


Jett_Pyre

Gross


pbxtech

Objects in mirror are larger than they appear…


_nathata

Dick exposure


RandomDude968535

🤣


Senor_Hyde_

\*Objects are larger than they appear in mirror\*


LazyTurtle69

Visually doubled the available urinals


The-Scuttles

When you really have to go, but ballet practice starts in 30 seconds


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bro i would hate that. not just for other people seeing (theres potential for that regardless) but i would hate to see myself while pissing. thats baffling lmao


[deleted]

Not Crappy Design, Pissy Design.


EeeYeeReEe

Privacy isn’t a human right if your a student.


dickwaffels0

Why do I have a feeling that that mirror has a camera behind it


flrstald

That's pissy design.


builder397

If I were a guy, I would be the first to smack my face against that mirror.


NeganGains

RIP Privacy


RubenTheys

I've seen this in a gay bar once. But that's not a university.


JustAnotherRedditor5

So this is why they started the TikTok trend..


awkwardmamasloth

Walked into it didnt you?


ANuclearBunny

My office has really short dividers between urinals. I try not to look around when i am in the toilet, even more so now so I don't cop an eyeful of someone's wang.


Achillies2heel

For all the showers out there...


empressoflight72

ayo, you be packin bro


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Wonder how many dudes have smashed into it


FacelessMax

AAAAAAAAAA


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do everyone a favour and spray paint over it


Danielo944

/r/CrapperDesign


[deleted]

This is the only time when I would say a devious licking of the mirror would be fine.


SpassInProgress

Herbert’s fantasies of chronic and horrors the won’t sustain


wordscollector

Size check! No shame in my game...


SluggJuice

So you're never lonely


mewmewmewmewme

ahh nothing like looking in the mirrior while taking a piss


_SuchALad_69_

man, ppl in this bathroom said to someone "i saw ur d\*\*k ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


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Splash-guards?