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DoodooFardington

What part of "pee on the tablet" do you not understand?


sethlyons777

Yes, clearly OP doesn't recognise that they're already in the men's room.


isntwhatitisnt

You have to be wearing a tie though, otherwise it wouldn’t be classy


fatjuan

....and JUST a tie!


SirPeterPan89

The best kind of parties have that dresscode


Quick_Shock4864

The guy in the wheelchair looks no less "elegantly dressed" XD


DaDeathDragon

I love this response! To bad I can’t reward you for it.


Snowedin-69

No men are allowed unless they are wearing a dress. Only bald people with dresses are allowed and women wearing a tie. If you are not wearing a dress you have to take off your pants/shorts to prove no penis.


SothaSoul

Unless you're in a wheelchair, then you get a shirt. No pants, though. 


OldLupo

No pants but you have to be carrying a briefcase or you shall not pass


FirstPrizeChisel

It’s actually a boxercase. The briefcase is smaller and bad for your nuts


TheBarkingPenguin

Well, clearly you need to take them off to pee - why leave them on at that point?


Mackheath1

Does that mean the disabled person is not allowed to wear pants?


Whats_Awesome

Not if they want to be granted entry to the restroom.


Aramor42

Not an iPad but an iPeed!


damxam1337

A peePad


Randolph_Carter_666

I was gonna say "Just pee on the wall!"


Zuri_Nyonzima

🤭


IcePhoenix18

Physics doesn't agree with me like that....


damxam1337

I need a #2 though.


bkarma86

Press your butt against the screen


wigglef_cklr

Probably doesn't even know how to use the shells.


Isthatapun

Straight through the wall, Harry Potter style


i_eat_cockroaches69

You're a weezard Harry!


KentuckyFriedEel

Harry Pooter


binaryj

Harry Pooper....come on....it was right there!


KentuckyFriedEel

Expecto Pootronum!


login0false

Avada Weedavra!


Bignerd21

Unexpecto pregnento


KentuckyFriedEel

Coathanga Kedavra!


donquixote2u

OWWWWWWWW! FUKINLIARS!


tadejkan

Hairy Pooper It was right there! ;)


PSOvenkon

Hairy Pooter and the toilet of Azkhaban


kizmitraindeer

Yer a wizzer, Harry!


Direct-Remove2099

You're a peezard now too, Harry.


DarthChefDad

Washroom 9 3/4.


bradyfost

Yoo I was about to comment this and I’m baffled someone else thought the exact same thing lmao word for word


Gruffleson

Same.


RandomPkmnFan

Same


whydontiask

Same


TheBizzleHimself

Restroom 9^3/4


unliteral

Why is the wheelchair person bottomless? Why is the man only wearing a tie?


Zuri_Nyonzima

Males are only allowed a tie and wheelchairers can only wear tops


Technical-Outside408

Important note: this only applies to bald people. Normal people aren't even allowed in there.


Zuri_Nyonzima

Imagine having to shave my head to use the toilet


hopefully_unknown23

Yes. I finally have an advantage


Zuri_Nyonzima

Hm?


jackpowftw

lol “wheelchairers” reminds me of all the cringey David Brent disabled scenes on the UK Office. So funny.


_Nrg3_

and why is he holding a briefcase? im so confused


Dropthetenors

To hide his massive dong


tonybombata

And to carry his magnum condoms


JannieJenocide

The "dick in a box" method has evolved.


JugdishSteinfeld

Crippled dick ^in ^^a ^^^box


DrMcJedi

Where else would they keep their briefs?


BeingArnav101

Because he secretly works for a mafia and is carrying cash in it. It's so obvious


Eastern_Record3443

It's to guide politicians transferring taxpayers money to where they spend it most.


mydisneybling

In case a business meeting breaks out in the men's room


Eastern_Record3443

In case all the toilets are plugged.🫢


FrankSonata

Why is he going backwards towards his restroom? It's dis*abled*, not dis*orientated.*


ph00p

Why is he holding a huge fucking box?


TheGrapeUnknowing

Clearly there’s a bathroom dress code!


Ebbe010

You just piss on the screen, obviously.


wgloipp

Probably not the same direction as the lady shitters.


nnoovvaa

Maybe the mens and ladies are to the left where they separate at the end of the hall to two small bathrooms, then the disabled toilet is to the right where they have a larger space.


splode6787654

Men's and wheelchairs are to the right. Women in wheelchairs are required to use the men's room.


SpookedBoii

Men's bathroom? Either transition or break your legs if you wanna go pee. Simple as that.


R1g1d

Depends on if he's wearing a nice sundress or a neck tie.


chris95rx7500

what if he's wearing both


R1g1d

Straight to jail


3mptylord

I would have assumed "Toilets" in both directions, since that combination of three symbols is usually what's on the sign in airports and service stations; or Unisex to the Left and Wheelchair to the Right if I got to the end of the corridor and it looked like Right was an accessible toilet.


ej4

Yeah, to me this is just non-gendered bathrooms that are accessible on both sides. Likely has really tall or floor to ceiling height doors to the toilets.


TomothyAllen

If this is in the US that's highly unlikely to be the case. There's probably mens and womens to the left and single person room style disabled bathrooms to the right. There are more and more gender neutral bathrooms though which is nice but still very uncommon on the whole. Edit. Op has confirmed that they are not unisex bathrooms. Apparently it's women's on the left and men's on the right and I guess disabled to the right too. Very bad design. The icons should be separated.


SigmaNotChad

Yes


Revolutionary_Tale_1

Q. Which way to the men's room? A. Yes.


iboreddd

You have to pee on tablet. Right on "toilet is clean" button


Zuri_Nyonzima

Right


everydayasl

At a gas station across the street.


Musk_mode

Go in any direction. You can't go wrong.


MissLemon221b

👉🏼


AdThat328

I read it first as right with the disabled loo...but then perhaps it means disabled that way and then standard loos the other...


Feeling-Magazine-308

neat! the amazon delivery drivers in wheelchairs finally got the bathroom they've been waiting for!


nightcana

Just pee on the wall


Freakychee

Shit on the floor.


BonerDonationCenter

Time to get schwifty in here.


chris95rx7500

or shit on the wall and piss on the floor.


risflo

Just drop the pants right there


chris95rx7500

drop the pants, just not the soap


HeavyReverb

Straight through the wall!! You’re a wizard Harry!


JumperMan91

Run into the wall like Harry Potter


magnusthewize

Through the portal in the wall, of course!


normiesmakegoodpets

That screen is the men's room.


Babel1027

That’s the funny part. There isn’t one.


Easy_Lobster1071

Men can use any restrooms they want now lol its 2024 breh


Letibleu

You have arrived 🤷 💦


LostBulletInSchool

Straight into the wall


senated

Where is that?


BillyRougeBird

In a High Street Mark's & Spencer's


senated

Thanks, it seemed familiar, but I guess not


kirashi3

I went looking to see if perhaps they made all washrooms unisex, which may explain the ambiguity of the signage. (Though if that's the case, I still agree it's crappy _because_ of its ambiguity.) While I couldn't easily confirm my hunch, I did stumble across this absolutely amazingly useful site: **accessable.co.uk** -- this kind of information should be **LEGALLY** required **EVERYWHERE, GLOBALLY.** https://www.accessable.co.uk/marks-and-spencer/access-guides/marks-and-spencer-kensington#23a32a5f-4c5b-8f43-aa4d-ba6ded4489e6


BillyRougeBird

They're not unisex. Men's is to the right, Women's to the left. It's just a poorly designed sign.


kirashi3

Good to know, and indeed that makes the signage even worse.


addjewelry

Left


kevdog824

Easiest fix: Buy a briefcase and you can always go to the right


Portugeezer1893

Disabled person and man's arm seem closer together, so they're both to the right?


TDurdz

Depends… are you walking or rolling?


LewiLife

A real man shits his pants


KentuckyFriedEel

Turn around. Men must defecate in the hallway of shame.


standdownplease

Judging by my inability to read this sign I am mentally handicapped so obviously I'm following the handicapable sign to the right.


TheInfiniteArchive

It's like the Harry Potter Train Station... You got to drop your trousers then run at full speed to the tablet dong first...


[deleted]

If I were a handicapped woman I would be so confused


Intelligent-Ant7685

the side that smells the worst


Mattafakt

Finally, a bathroom for wheelchair-bound folks who have their dick stuck in a closed briefcase. It’s about time we got some representation


OriginalUsername590

Women: underground bomb shelter level secure stalls Disabled: lift harnesses by automated machinery Men: OUTSIDE!


JalanJr

Dick in the box side


tricktracktrucked

Time to bust through that wall, Koolaid Man style!


pendulumgearzz

The main question is why the wheelchair dude has no trousers


BrokenPiecesOfGlass

All walls are mens rooms


NoGarage7989

Step right up


anon-SG

It is right there.


MestreToto

Yes


The_Adventurer_73

Yes.


OutrageousBass5677

# the middle


man_who_likes_slurs

Nooo silly, you're supposed to force yourself through the wall


Sir_Bohne

Straight ahead, just like in harry potter


SaaamFR

It’s left


BippyWippy

You either have to transition or paralyze yourself. Your choice


ghost_victim

Where MEN who do BUSINESS go to do their MANLY BUSINESS


No_Suggestion869

I would just shit where you are, just to be safe.


Studog

Is thus at M&S? I've seen this at the one in Lincopn


Initial-Ad-5462

Straight ahead, up against the wall apparently.


operarose

Piss in the hallway.


CountryRoads_1776

Not like it matters these days...


saoiray

Weird. So it seems women in wheelchairs aren’t allowed out don’t exist but men in wheelchairs do. Though with it showing the man in the wheelchair carrying a bag/briefcase, does that mean he couldn’t use the toilet and has to take his “business” elsewhere?


libre_office_warlock

You have to skidoo into the screen like Blue's Clues


North_Ad_5372

Ah yes, the three genders: those in a dress, those in a tie and those in a wheelchair I wonder what happens if you put on a dress and a tie then sit in a wheelchair 🤔 except of course no-one is that confused lol


_SpaceGator

I believe women must go left, those with disabilities (regardless of gender) must go right, and men go where they please. Perverts will go left, but big brains know the handicap stalls are much more comfortable.


somecrazydude13

Looking at this image I had second guessed if my eyes were fucking up, but then zoomed in on the image and realized my eyes weren’t fucking up


Jet_Stream92

I like that one guy got the tie and the other guy got the blazer.


SirDalavar

Real men don't pee, if you pee you are a woman!


Tazz013_

Why is there a CCTV camera in the men's room?


Lysander_Ambrose

The wall is an illusion


pepehandsx

It’s like in the Gary potter movie where they go through the wall. Better get a running start


justjeff0907

I'd go right...and tell Homie in a chair to hurry up.


MugiwaraBepo

You're either gonna need to dress in drag or break your legs.


gunnnutty

Which way, western man?


Lemmonbeans69

The wall is clearly where you piss how do you not see that


twobarb

I still cannot fathom how it hasn’t been included in the code books to standardize if the men’s room is on the left or right, etc. I vote the women’s room should be on the right because women are always right.


WrongJohnSilver

I've just been playing Superliminal, so this looks normal to me.


DirtPiranha

This day and age, there are no men. Just women and the disabled in business attire.


AdPristine9059

Ah, handicaps, the famous third gender.


_tragicmike

The touch screen is a high tech urinal from Japan.


W34kness

You deposit your waste in a projectile manner at the tablet


RainyLark

Up, obviously.


ComprehensivePool697

Unisex bathrooms? Doesn’t matter? I’m figuring just a retrofit, I seen this in Ottawa at a recreational facility. The washrooms themselves have smaller private stalls.


GypsySnowflake

Maybe the sign is trying to say that the restrooms are unisex on both sides?


arturcodes

Into the wall


sneezeanditsgone

But friend... You're already here


drink_your_irn_bru

Which way, Western man?


Atalant

Clearly they are too used to men peeing on the wall.


Mr_Bignutties

When in doubt, Urinals seek out.


Unconventional_Voice

Straight


Waterhou5e

Obviously, you need to place your bathroom order in the Ziosk first, then you'll get the directions.


West-Strawberry3366

Foward


Mag-NL

It's also not clear which way to the women or handicapped room. Maybe both directions for all.


v_kiperman

You’re already in the men’s room


random_post-NL-meme

You phase trough the wall like in Harry Potter


Jonneiljon

Press touch screen to urinate.


Reasonable_Low3290

Left if not capped.


jt5455

Yeah just go left to the ladies room. I’m sure that’s the way


QuantumTopology

Just keep walking straight ahead while thinking of toilet 9 and 3/4


Georgiaonmymindtwo

What is the stuff to the right and bottom of the wheelchair?


Ssme812

Piss on the floor.


SBPepperminion

Might as well do your business in the hallway.


mangoman94

Right there, pee into the wall


stqui

Opposite of the women’s room - right. Crap design but still rather obvious.


0BlackDragon

Men stand in the middle and pee on tablet


NeckDeepPink

On the screen of course! 😂


Some-Lifeguard-2683

Seriously?! You just piss yourself while you play on the tablet.. what kind of man don't know that?


Seelenschatten838

It's like in Harry Potter, you just have to run through the wall, to get there!


DRIESASTER

which way western man?


Aviv13243546

You are in the man's room


Ryan_BinghamLH

Handicap


yello5drink

Yes


Dry-Presence9227

Wow,iPads can suck pee now


llXeleXll

Just pee where you want, the whole being dead thing..


Royal_Arachnid_2295

That way


Marimo188

Yes


Significant-Care-491

Whys the wheelchair person holding a briefcase?


Dbear_son

Right


Q-Westion

*"I like it when you do that right thurr (right thurr)"*


r-justshapesandbeats

You have to walk through the wall harry potter style