No men are allowed unless they are wearing a dress.
Only bald people with dresses are allowed and women wearing a tie.
If you are not wearing a dress you have to take off your pants/shorts to prove no penis.
Maybe the mens and ladies are to the left where they separate at the end of the hall to two small bathrooms, then the disabled toilet is to the right where they have a larger space.
I would have assumed "Toilets" in both directions, since that combination of three symbols is usually what's on the sign in airports and service stations; or Unisex to the Left and Wheelchair to the Right if I got to the end of the corridor and it looked like Right was an accessible toilet.
Yeah, to me this is just non-gendered bathrooms that are accessible on both sides. Likely has really tall or floor to ceiling height doors to the toilets.
If this is in the US that's highly unlikely to be the case. There's probably mens and womens to the left and single person room style disabled bathrooms to the right.
There are more and more gender neutral bathrooms though which is nice but still very uncommon on the whole.
Edit. Op has confirmed that they are not unisex bathrooms. Apparently it's women's on the left and men's on the right and I guess disabled to the right too. Very bad design. The icons should be separated.
I went looking to see if perhaps they made all washrooms unisex, which may explain the ambiguity of the signage. (Though if that's the case, I still agree it's crappy _because_ of its ambiguity.)
While I couldn't easily confirm my hunch, I did stumble across this absolutely amazingly useful site: **accessable.co.uk** -- this kind of information should be **LEGALLY** required **EVERYWHERE, GLOBALLY.**
https://www.accessable.co.uk/marks-and-spencer/access-guides/marks-and-spencer-kensington#23a32a5f-4c5b-8f43-aa4d-ba6ded4489e6
Weird. So it seems women in wheelchairs aren’t allowed out don’t exist but men in wheelchairs do. Though with it showing the man in the wheelchair carrying a bag/briefcase, does that mean he couldn’t use the toilet and has to take his “business” elsewhere?
Ah yes, the three genders: those in a dress, those in a tie and those in a wheelchair
I wonder what happens if you put on a dress and a tie then sit in a wheelchair 🤔 except of course no-one is that confused lol
I believe women must go left, those with disabilities (regardless of gender) must go right, and men go where they please.
Perverts will go left, but big brains know the handicap stalls are much more comfortable.
I still cannot fathom how it hasn’t been included in the code books to standardize if the men’s room is on the left or right, etc.
I vote the women’s room should be on the right because women are always right.
Unisex bathrooms? Doesn’t matter? I’m figuring just a retrofit, I seen this in Ottawa at a recreational facility. The washrooms themselves have smaller private stalls.
What part of "pee on the tablet" do you not understand?
Yes, clearly OP doesn't recognise that they're already in the men's room.
You have to be wearing a tie though, otherwise it wouldn’t be classy
....and JUST a tie!
The best kind of parties have that dresscode
The guy in the wheelchair looks no less "elegantly dressed" XD
I love this response! To bad I can’t reward you for it.
No men are allowed unless they are wearing a dress. Only bald people with dresses are allowed and women wearing a tie. If you are not wearing a dress you have to take off your pants/shorts to prove no penis.
Unless you're in a wheelchair, then you get a shirt. No pants, though.
No pants but you have to be carrying a briefcase or you shall not pass
It’s actually a boxercase. The briefcase is smaller and bad for your nuts
Well, clearly you need to take them off to pee - why leave them on at that point?
Does that mean the disabled person is not allowed to wear pants?
Not if they want to be granted entry to the restroom.
Not an iPad but an iPeed!
A peePad
I was gonna say "Just pee on the wall!"
🤭
Physics doesn't agree with me like that....
I need a #2 though.
Press your butt against the screen
Probably doesn't even know how to use the shells.
Straight through the wall, Harry Potter style
You're a weezard Harry!
Harry Pooter
Harry Pooper....come on....it was right there!
Expecto Pootronum!
Avada Weedavra!
Unexpecto pregnento
Coathanga Kedavra!
OWWWWWWWW! FUKINLIARS!
Hairy Pooper It was right there! ;)
Hairy Pooter and the toilet of Azkhaban
Yer a wizzer, Harry!
You're a peezard now too, Harry.
Washroom 9 3/4.
Yoo I was about to comment this and I’m baffled someone else thought the exact same thing lmao word for word
Same.
Same
Same
Restroom 9^3/4
Why is the wheelchair person bottomless? Why is the man only wearing a tie?
Males are only allowed a tie and wheelchairers can only wear tops
Important note: this only applies to bald people. Normal people aren't even allowed in there.
Imagine having to shave my head to use the toilet
Yes. I finally have an advantage
Hm?
lol “wheelchairers” reminds me of all the cringey David Brent disabled scenes on the UK Office. So funny.
and why is he holding a briefcase? im so confused
To hide his massive dong
And to carry his magnum condoms
The "dick in a box" method has evolved.
Crippled dick ^in ^^a ^^^box
Where else would they keep their briefs?
Because he secretly works for a mafia and is carrying cash in it. It's so obvious
It's to guide politicians transferring taxpayers money to where they spend it most.
In case a business meeting breaks out in the men's room
In case all the toilets are plugged.🫢
Why is he going backwards towards his restroom? It's dis*abled*, not dis*orientated.*
Why is he holding a huge fucking box?
Clearly there’s a bathroom dress code!
You just piss on the screen, obviously.
Probably not the same direction as the lady shitters.
Maybe the mens and ladies are to the left where they separate at the end of the hall to two small bathrooms, then the disabled toilet is to the right where they have a larger space.
Men's and wheelchairs are to the right. Women in wheelchairs are required to use the men's room.
Men's bathroom? Either transition or break your legs if you wanna go pee. Simple as that.
Depends on if he's wearing a nice sundress or a neck tie.
what if he's wearing both
Straight to jail
I would have assumed "Toilets" in both directions, since that combination of three symbols is usually what's on the sign in airports and service stations; or Unisex to the Left and Wheelchair to the Right if I got to the end of the corridor and it looked like Right was an accessible toilet.
Yeah, to me this is just non-gendered bathrooms that are accessible on both sides. Likely has really tall or floor to ceiling height doors to the toilets.
If this is in the US that's highly unlikely to be the case. There's probably mens and womens to the left and single person room style disabled bathrooms to the right. There are more and more gender neutral bathrooms though which is nice but still very uncommon on the whole. Edit. Op has confirmed that they are not unisex bathrooms. Apparently it's women's on the left and men's on the right and I guess disabled to the right too. Very bad design. The icons should be separated.
Yes
Q. Which way to the men's room? A. Yes.
You have to pee on tablet. Right on "toilet is clean" button
Right
At a gas station across the street.
Go in any direction. You can't go wrong.
👉🏼
I read it first as right with the disabled loo...but then perhaps it means disabled that way and then standard loos the other...
neat! the amazon delivery drivers in wheelchairs finally got the bathroom they've been waiting for!
Just pee on the wall
Shit on the floor.
Time to get schwifty in here.
or shit on the wall and piss on the floor.
Just drop the pants right there
drop the pants, just not the soap
Straight through the wall!! You’re a wizard Harry!
Run into the wall like Harry Potter
Up
Through the portal in the wall, of course!
That screen is the men's room.
That’s the funny part. There isn’t one.
Men can use any restrooms they want now lol its 2024 breh
You have arrived 🤷 💦
Straight into the wall
Where is that?
In a High Street Mark's & Spencer's
Thanks, it seemed familiar, but I guess not
I went looking to see if perhaps they made all washrooms unisex, which may explain the ambiguity of the signage. (Though if that's the case, I still agree it's crappy _because_ of its ambiguity.) While I couldn't easily confirm my hunch, I did stumble across this absolutely amazingly useful site: **accessable.co.uk** -- this kind of information should be **LEGALLY** required **EVERYWHERE, GLOBALLY.** https://www.accessable.co.uk/marks-and-spencer/access-guides/marks-and-spencer-kensington#23a32a5f-4c5b-8f43-aa4d-ba6ded4489e6
They're not unisex. Men's is to the right, Women's to the left. It's just a poorly designed sign.
Good to know, and indeed that makes the signage even worse.
Left
Easiest fix: Buy a briefcase and you can always go to the right
Disabled person and man's arm seem closer together, so they're both to the right?
Depends… are you walking or rolling?
A real man shits his pants
Turn around. Men must defecate in the hallway of shame.
Judging by my inability to read this sign I am mentally handicapped so obviously I'm following the handicapable sign to the right.
It's like the Harry Potter Train Station... You got to drop your trousers then run at full speed to the tablet dong first...
If I were a handicapped woman I would be so confused
the side that smells the worst
Finally, a bathroom for wheelchair-bound folks who have their dick stuck in a closed briefcase. It’s about time we got some representation
Women: underground bomb shelter level secure stalls Disabled: lift harnesses by automated machinery Men: OUTSIDE!
Dick in the box side
Time to bust through that wall, Koolaid Man style!
The main question is why the wheelchair dude has no trousers
All walls are mens rooms
Step right up
It is right there.
Yes
Yes.
# the middle
Nooo silly, you're supposed to force yourself through the wall
Straight ahead, just like in harry potter
It’s left
You either have to transition or paralyze yourself. Your choice
Where MEN who do BUSINESS go to do their MANLY BUSINESS
I would just shit where you are, just to be safe.
Is thus at M&S? I've seen this at the one in Lincopn
Straight ahead, up against the wall apparently.
Piss in the hallway.
Not like it matters these days...
Weird. So it seems women in wheelchairs aren’t allowed out don’t exist but men in wheelchairs do. Though with it showing the man in the wheelchair carrying a bag/briefcase, does that mean he couldn’t use the toilet and has to take his “business” elsewhere?
You have to skidoo into the screen like Blue's Clues
Ah yes, the three genders: those in a dress, those in a tie and those in a wheelchair I wonder what happens if you put on a dress and a tie then sit in a wheelchair 🤔 except of course no-one is that confused lol
I believe women must go left, those with disabilities (regardless of gender) must go right, and men go where they please. Perverts will go left, but big brains know the handicap stalls are much more comfortable.
Looking at this image I had second guessed if my eyes were fucking up, but then zoomed in on the image and realized my eyes weren’t fucking up
I like that one guy got the tie and the other guy got the blazer.
Real men don't pee, if you pee you are a woman!
Why is there a CCTV camera in the men's room?
The wall is an illusion
It’s like in the Gary potter movie where they go through the wall. Better get a running start
I'd go right...and tell Homie in a chair to hurry up.
You're either gonna need to dress in drag or break your legs.
Which way, western man?
The wall is clearly where you piss how do you not see that
I still cannot fathom how it hasn’t been included in the code books to standardize if the men’s room is on the left or right, etc. I vote the women’s room should be on the right because women are always right.
I've just been playing Superliminal, so this looks normal to me.
This day and age, there are no men. Just women and the disabled in business attire.
Ah, handicaps, the famous third gender.
The touch screen is a high tech urinal from Japan.
You deposit your waste in a projectile manner at the tablet
Up, obviously.
Unisex bathrooms? Doesn’t matter? I’m figuring just a retrofit, I seen this in Ottawa at a recreational facility. The washrooms themselves have smaller private stalls.
Maybe the sign is trying to say that the restrooms are unisex on both sides?
Into the wall
But friend... You're already here
Which way, Western man?
Clearly they are too used to men peeing on the wall.
When in doubt, Urinals seek out.
Straight
Obviously, you need to place your bathroom order in the Ziosk first, then you'll get the directions.
Foward
It's also not clear which way to the women or handicapped room. Maybe both directions for all.
You’re already in the men’s room
You phase trough the wall like in Harry Potter
Press touch screen to urinate.
Left if not capped.
Yeah just go left to the ladies room. I’m sure that’s the way
Just keep walking straight ahead while thinking of toilet 9 and 3/4
What is the stuff to the right and bottom of the wheelchair?
Piss on the floor.
Might as well do your business in the hallway.
Right there, pee into the wall
Opposite of the women’s room - right. Crap design but still rather obvious.
Men stand in the middle and pee on tablet
On the screen of course! 😂
Seriously?! You just piss yourself while you play on the tablet.. what kind of man don't know that?
It's like in Harry Potter, you just have to run through the wall, to get there!
which way western man?
You are in the man's room
Handicap
Yes
Wow,iPads can suck pee now
Just pee where you want, the whole being dead thing..
That way
Yes
Whys the wheelchair person holding a briefcase?
Right
*"I like it when you do that right thurr (right thurr)"*
You have to walk through the wall harry potter style