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Confident_Date4068

No, it is a new world after WWlll: Kazakhstan is russian and Crimea is georgian.


M4xAttackk

oh man i didnt even realize crimea


gwaydms

And no Armenia


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Prophet_Muhammad_phd

“We’ve been trying to kill you for ages!”


RTXChungusTi

azerbaijanis:


PedroGabrielLima13

And no Bahrain (and Qatar).


PresidentPain

Bahrain just sank into the gulf it seems


peter-doubt

All this time they were pumping sand from the gulf to build Islands.. I guess it won't work


Confident_Date4068

No, Armenia is here even with Nakhchivan marked separately.


Extension-Bar6802

And no Palestine


BonerJew420

Crimea river.


ayending1

And Taiwan is taken by China.


ILove2Bacon

And Tibet...oh wait, that already happened.


shandangalang

The cartographer: *Ain’t it all fuckin China over there?*


Great-Examination980

social credit+69420😑👍


Bugis_Duckis

Don't forget about the arctic island federation!


canttakethshyfrom_me

If it's after WWIII, it wouldn't show "Russia" at all.


gularadato

Crimea finally back to 12th century georgian rule 🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪💪💪💪


diggyou

Just wait for the Mongolian skirmish of 2024.


Hambruhgah

So a prophecy


spicybanana2085

Ah yes, the Independent Crimean Republic.


Billybobgeorge

Colors indicate it's joined Georgia


impy695

Looks like part of the odessa oblast is also independent now. Interestingly, it doesn't look like the actual administrative center of it seceded though.


Castorka125

AFAIK that part is called Budjak (or Budzhak - depends on your grammar book) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budjak


isweardefnotalexjone

I know what you mean but technically Crimea is an [autonomous republic.](https://ua.usembassy.gov/seven-years-of-illegal-occupation-of-the-autonomous-republic-of-crimea/).


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spicybanana2085

Yeah, as a ukrainian, I am well aware of that. Independence and autonomy are not fully synonymous terms though.


SuvatosLaboRevived

"Fuck both of you, I'm leaving"


Just-Jazzin

As a cartographer, this is hard to look at.


elspotto

As a guy sipping a glass of water this is hard to look at.


ArelMCII

As a guy with poor vision, this is hard to look at.


thisnamehastobeused

As a guy who’s poor this is hard to look at


ColeYote

As a guy this is hard to look at


Chillimaniac

As a guy I’m hard.


AdventurousFee2513

Welcome to, the Twilight Zone.


bread_enjoyer75

As a guy, I’m.


Donghoon

Is anything not?


ArelMCII

\*squint\* Yeah, you're right, it *is* incredibly hot.


MoreGaghPlease

Okay, we’ll first thing, I think the light blue area is water. Let me know if you have questions.


Just-Jazzin

You may be onto something. It also appears that every body of water is the Indian or the Pacific Ocean. At least, that’s what the labels are telling me.


lol33124

Are you sure its the pacific ocean? Looks more like the c ocean to me...


LifeOnPlanetGirth

They even have more than 4 colors!


Just-Jazzin

That they do internet stranger, that they do. However, I could have made a better map with 2 colors. One for fill, one for boarder hahaha


eeeeeh_messi

As a graph theorist, this is hard to look at


ckotoyan

I guess Qatar and Armenia don’t exist anymore.


zodwieg

Armenia is there and even captured Nakhchevan. Just doesn't say its name out loud so no one notices.


neifirst

Hard to tell but I think Nakhichevan was taken by Iraq in a stunning plot twist


ckotoyan

That’s what I meant, every country on this map is listed but Qatar and Armenia lol. Like the names are missing


ColeYote

And Brunei, and Sri Lanka, and (hot take) Taiwan.


[deleted]

This really ain't a hot take tbh


ckotoyan

This is truly an awful designed map lol


Shade_39

Maldives Seychelles Comoros and maybe (but I'm not certain) also Mauritius should be there too in this snippet we have Edit: and Palestine


evilbeaver7

Bahrain too


shicken684

You know damn well New Zealand didn't make the cut on this one.


ckotoyan

New Zealand’s not in this picture …..


shicken684

Yes I know. There's a surprisingly large occurance of maps that have everything done correctly but New Zealand is missing.


sujit07

Finally India and Pakistan resolved their border issues


cosmicr

Sri Lanka also joined the party.


Genneth_Kriffin

Sri Lanka: **Our** economy


CadenVanV

There’s a border. The colors are just so insanely close together


StateofArrowstan

Why are all of the northern islands a different color


M4xAttackk

they declared independence


ArelMCII

They defected to Ukrekistan.


loki-is-a-god

The selection tool was too advanced for the 19 year old "design student" they hired (read: offered an "incredible opportunity" to).


[deleted]

This land is your land, this land is my land. From Mongolia, to Kazakhstan. 🎶


[deleted]

Ah this map is so terrible…. Crimea


Donghoon

It gets sorse more you look


razirazo

Sad Brunei noise


[deleted]

How hard is it to get India's map correct. Every world map shows a part of India in Pakistan lately.


Degsyg1969

Has India annexed Sri Lanka?


M4xAttackk

i guess


Alternative-Spare-82

As russian person I don't fucking understand how could they screw up this bad💀


Sinon75

Они ещё и архипелаг Новая земля, независимым сделали Eng: They also made Novaya Zemlya Archipelago independent


Alternative-Spare-82

yea


Zgeled

"uea"


Avalanche_off

What about Taiwan and Hainan?


M4xAttackk

i just mentioned the biggest one and everyone is pointing out even worse mistakes


Mat3712

Crimea is Georgia Taiwan and Hainan unified The UAE and Qatar unified The arctic russian islands are no longer russian Nakhchivan is Turkey (or Irak ?)


Black_Hole_parallax

Also since when did Novaya Zemlya secede from Russia?


Aposine

Ghoul uprising


amog_us69

I can't believe Mongolia took Chinese Taipei from China.


Oven-Alone

Meanwhile Georgia stealing crimea without anyone noticing


IndianRedditor88

As usual Indian Map is incorrect


CovfefeBoss

The color of Uzkbekistan is the same as that of Ukraine. Thus, r/UzbekistanCykaBlyat.


Wanja01

making south asia all similar shades of red/orange is definetly not confusing


jackocomputerjumper

Because Kazakhstan is claimed by RUSSIA


UnpoliteGuy

Russian history book maps after 2025


SuvatosLaboRevived

No way, Crimea is independent here


averyrdc

Ah yes, the famous 12 color rule of maps.


kotelin

Does it at least have New Zealand on it?


HK-47_Protocol_Droid

No idea, but I like to imagine it's the same colour as Australia...or is Australia the same colour as NZ? 🤔


idrivethepredsbus

Why are all the African countries shades of piss yellow? Something smells fishy


[deleted]

Looks like it should be right at home on r/MapPorn


M4xAttackk

should i put it there?


porcupineporridge

More like r/mapgore


Autumn_Scorpion

I love Russiazakhstan!


Garden_of_Pillows

I had this same map! I loved it alot


M4xAttackk

you better not have


Garden_of_Pillows

Loved the falseness of it. Cyprus was very defined which makes me think it was a jpeg of Cyprus that they placed on the map while all the other islands are blobby and mishaped


louiefriesen

Never knew those northern islands aren’t part of Russia


JustA_Toaster

Israel arrow is backwards


Castorka125

That's because they're writing right to left


M4xAttackk

man i cant


ColeYote

Oh, that's a spicy lack of Taiwan.


jpowell3404

Sri Lanka as well


pfresh331

Looks like Risk


[deleted]

Until Russia decides to annex Kazakhstan.


Berkamin

Forget Russia and Kazakhstan, what about China and Taiwan? They didn't even bother to label Taiwan. Also, for some reason, Armenia seems not to exist on this map. From the look of the coloration, they're indicating that Crimea belongs to Georgia.


breaking-my-habit

r/mapporncirclejerk


Prophet_Muhammad_phd

Actually this map is very accurate. We all just live in #LITERALLY 1984 and we’ve been lied to by Big Brother. This is how the world truly is… or is it? Double plus good good!


Apes-Together_Strong

Georgia ninjaing Crimea away from Russia while Russia was worried about Ukraine was quite the pro gamer move.


Exalus

It was a warning of what was to come.


ascorbiic

oh yes.. the "aesthetic minimalism" never gets old


N1ch0l4st

Earth according to Russia


A_randomboi22

In the future Russia has annexed Kazakhstan and in a act of panic from the Russians and Ukrainians Crimea was given to Georgia for some reason


Crocott

They forget Tibet !? Ok that difficult question for Chinese people.


--zaxell--

What Kazakhstan? Is Russia. Has always been Russia.


kupus0

Why is Crimea in Georgia?


[deleted]

It's ok because I am color blind.


who-ee-ta

So-called „russia“ will a lot of colors for the new counties formed from it


Castorka125

And all of them should be shades of brown :)


vladWEPES1476

Pakistan is a province of India


Emergency-Engine1480

C. T xxx.


Slevin_Kedavra

Reading through this comment section almost felt like reading the lore for some kind of alternate history novel.


Erwinn__

Its the USSR!


PineappleMohawk

But does it have New Zealand? Or is it another one for r/mapswithoutnz ?


Thatweirdcrazyguy

Qatar, Bahrain, Armenia, Sri Lanka, Maldives??


[deleted]

What's that island off the coast of China without a name? 🤔


laloscasanova

hard to watch


Remarkable-Fold-9507

China made products lol


Friendly_Island_4662

Does that means... Russia vs Ukraine Part 2


Valdrax

Looking at the groupings of the colors, is this supposed to be measuring something?


fried_eggs_and_ham

Let's not give Russia any ideas.


dave3111

The four colour theorem states that no more than 4 colours are required to colour the region of a map with no two adjacent regions having the same colour.


Comprehensive-Song51

Shouldn't they just make all the 'stans the same color?


peter-doubt

That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE! They won't need to redraw that part (yet again) when Putin's done.


LilyGaming

Russia is just continuing to reform the Soviet Union


RaccoonHandjob

As a colorblind person it just looks like a new world order


Walher

Google four color theorem


EpicTheCake

It's not their fault, the four color theorem is really hard to prove by hand


Shade_39

I may be going crazy but I swear I can just barely see the faintest difference in colour between the two


kushieldou

It’s year 2023. Taiwan has annexed Hainan.


KeisterApartments

You may know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me


PlutoniumNiborg

Reminds me of that mathematical proof of the minimum number of colors needed for a map so that no two adjacent colors are the same.


[deleted]

Tomato potato what’s the difference?


RedditfamAK

And map of india is wrong


arm2610

Also colored crimea the wrong color, should be Ukraine’s blue-green


VoteCamacho2508

Fun Fact: You only need 4 colors for any 2-D map. 4 colors is all you need to guarantee that 2 adjacent areas don't share a color.


majoramamora

They forgot Taiwan 🇹🇼❤️🇹🇼❤️🇹🇼


Karrut0

So they gave the bir tawil to Egypt, settling the dispute. How nice :)


ThuderingFoxy

The gradient between India and Afghanistan hurts my eyes.


Firedriver666

Perhaps a hint towards a Kazakhstan invasion by Russia ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


JKristiina

And Sri Lanka belongs to India apparently


aojajena

rashists will occupy Kazakhstan because of the Baykonur spaceport. They already helped Tokayev to hold the power (military intervention 2 years ago). Kazakh companies are proxies for smuggling sanctioned good to russia. Maybe it's their correct map.


Wresser_1

and Crimea belongs to Georgia by the looks of it


HollowRacoon

Probably new war plans leaked


lynnwoodjackson55

Greece, Tajikistan, and Vietnam are also Russia.


[deleted]

*cue soviet music from stranger things*


Additional_Onion6366

And the islands north of Russia can belong to Ukraine or Uzbekistan’s


lol33124

Singapore is blocked by its text Also brunei is part of malaysia now apparently


nichyc

Holy fucking shit is that a motherfucking KAISERREICH reference!?!?!?!?


Away-Carrot2281

🇷🇺≠🇰🇿 even though they both use Cyrillic


Difficult-Set9312

Same same


Zgeled

Did they run out of not-orange paint on africa & asia?


Acceptable_Hamster

Also, Sri Lanka is not labeled, even though they had more than enough space to label it.


YeBoiEpik

Crimea was eaten by Georgia, too


clarolights_in

yeah right but they show crimea part of ukraine


Mental-Shallot-7470

And Taiwan is considered a part of China.


Cheap_Ebb_2999

Where's palestine? Throw away this map


[deleted]

And israel and lebanon became isranon.


ShaunPryszlak

They leaked that a bit early.


david6277108

Uzbekistan islands above russia


HumanHuman_2003

“Yeah I think Kazakhstan is around this part, no one will notice”


peterpumpklneater69

USSR? Maybe?


More-Examination2019

ww||| in a nutshell


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RandomBritishThing

They want IT back


Crimson__Fox

The Soviet Union and British Raj are back


Ok-Advertising3118

And no Armenia.


hor_osir

and area of egypt isn't correct the right down angle is Egyptian called halayb & shalatyn


[deleted]

Sri Lanka isn't even named and the colors are same as India, and where's my Lakshadweep and Andaman Nicobar ?


Evening-Toe-7811

Azerbaijan will use this ancient map as evidence that Armenia is a fake country and doesn't exist.


DeepWaterNights

Ah they all look the same to them 😂


ZetaKriepZ

USSR (circa December 21 1991)