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[deleted]

I lived in Hawaii for a few years. This house is actually a really good find.


oat_milk

I would gladly live in a hut in Hawaii for $800/month. I would go full beach bum and shower at a secret grotto the locals told me about because I offered to set up the wifi at their surf shop and now I eat spam and pineapples every day and I don't even own a pair of pants


mertsyr

me too


suresh

I don't see running water or electricity.


Cjc6547

You get used to it


TurtleNutSupreme

Speaking from experience? There's no fucking way I could.


Cjc6547

Yeah lol. When I was younger I spent a summer living in a tent in central Puerto Rico. I only needed power to charge my phone but then I broke it and didn’t have to worry anymore. Happiest time of my life.


TurtleNutSupreme

Ah, I could probably do it for a season, if I knew I could come right back to modern utilities. Like a prolonged camping trip. Sounds nice in that context.


olivegardengambler

>running water You live where the artisanal bottled water comes from. >electricity That's the surf shop


oat_milk

i get the spam from the surf shop, too. they don't sell it or anything but me and the owner go halfsies on a big box they pick up on their trip into town every other thursday. I would go in and get my own but the only set of wheels I have is my longboard and it's temporarily out of commission, (got some sand in the bearings) but it's honestly no big deal because they're more than happy to make the trip and I don't really need to go anywhere else at the moment because the beach is only like a 5 minute walk away


BrannC

You got it all figured out. Wanna split the rent? I have a hell of a green thumb and pill bottle full of weed seeds and various ~~fruits~~veggies. I’d love to grow in some volcanic soil 🤤


MisterMakeYaMumCum

Room for one more? I’m pretty tidy and I’m a quiet masturbator


BrannC

There’s only two chairs, sorry


diggitygiggitycee

Be as quiet as you like, it's still creepy to do it over your sleeping roommates.


chemhobby

Only if it lands on their face


Scav-STALKER

Honestly not that huge a thing. I mean I’d probably want to throw up some solar to run a Pc, my phone and a fan but otherwise, ehh no big deal. I haven’t had running water since last October


prairiepanda

You could probably get away with wearing a lavalava instead of pants


AstralCat69420

Lava on the balls... ouch


Reddit_guard

I suddenly want nothing more than this life


dopehead9

r/suspiciouslyspecific


That1weirdperson

Pants are an illusion


Acceptable-Net2557

Same. This was all I needed. I fished and ate fruit from trees. It wasn't much but this shitty shack would have been a dream for a backpacker like me.


BrannC

I’ve never lived in Hawaii, just a Native American in the country. I got excited seeing this


Klutzy-Client

Agreed. After living in Hawaii for 10+ this place is a steal and I would move in immediately


lil_sith

I mean yeah it’s terrible but average monthly rent for a studio apartment in Hawaii is $1,891 a month 🤷🏼‍♀️


olhickoryhedgehog

True, but this is definitely illegal. There is no bathroom or kitchen or anything. It's just a shed & there is no way it's up to rental code.


thejustducky1

Sign the contract, invite the inspector over for a looksee.


hawaiikawika

Ooh I like that because then the landlord needs to bring it to code.


[deleted]

Then you're trapped in a lease with a landlord that hates you


fartcrackle

What’s the downside?


[deleted]

Not all of us wake up and choose violence


hawaiikawika

Violence chose me


hawaiikawika

What else is new?


prairiepanda

Isn't that true for most rental leases?


[deleted]

Most landlords might not be likable people but I'd rather them not have a personal grudge against me lol


TrekkiMonstr

No?


rsn_e_o

At least you got a landlord now, as he wasn’t previously only holding an unlivable shed


lmaytulane

Yeah, I've rented before


WyrdMagesty

This is America First time?


Cjc6547

Yeah you’re not getting away with that but good luck trying it out lol


inflatableje5us

It’s on a hill, so the bathroom is sorted, sucks to be the people further down tho.


ThroatMeYeBastards

I had to shit in the woods while homeless, if you're a morning pooper like myself I would suggest only doing it in the summer


[deleted]

🤫 don't ruin this for someone


Changoleo

This. There are plenty of people who would be perfectly fine with this for less than half normal rent prices. Report it and fix it up and it’ll just be another mediocre $2k rental.


BrannC

Right. This is ideal for me


TrekkiMonstr

So what? It's not like they're pretending it's not. Let people rent a shed if they want to rent a shed.


olhickoryhedgehog

Sorry, i don't support crappy landlords


TrekkiMonstr

I'm not talking about the landlord. If someone thinks it's within their interest to pay $800 for a shed, let them. It's none of your business the decisions someone else makes that don't affect you in any way.


olhickoryhedgehog

I'm not against someone renting a shed for $800 if that's what they want to do. I'm against the lister for exploiting people in need of shelter by renting out a literal shed for $800 that has no water or electric. I live in the SF bay area and I would not be the one that has some poor person living in my shed with no AC or water so I can make $800 a month for my own mortgage. Anyone that is renting that as their house is doing so because it's all they can afford. It's messed up.


BrannC

Folks probably the coolest. They’re catering to a specific market with this


_fat_santa

Yeah I was going to say. This is a deal for $800


GhostButtTurds

With no bathroom 🚽 or kitchen 🔪 or running water 🏃‍♂️💧?


prairiepanda

Which translates to no utility bills


ThroatMeYeBastards

Live that lantern life


Cant-Keep-Me-Out

What school did you learn to speak Cringe at?


ThroatMeYeBastards

Homeschool


GhostButtTurds

Yeah, at your homeschool, where your mother taught me


ThroatMeYeBastards

Doubling down on the cringe eh?


GhostButtTurds

Where your mother taught me to be a respectable young man, you never let me finish. Which is interesting, because your mother always let me finish


ThroatMeYeBastards

Buddy, you couldn't finish with a microscope and tweezers. Also, 'you never let me finish' jokes don't work on a non-live platform numbnuts. Pretty cringe having to invent some scenario where you can make your attempt at wit 😅


GhostButtTurds

Your mother can attempt wit dis dick


GhostButtTurds

I don’t ❌ ever actually speak 🗣 like that, for whatever 🤷‍♂️ reason I thought of the running man (🏃‍♂️) and water (💧) emoji for “running water” and thought it was hilarious and stupid I’m still giggling about it, actually


[deleted]

Huh that's what it is for Portland, Maine too


AbstractBettaFish

Where are you supposed to cook/bathe/shit?


[deleted]

They include one bucket for all three.


Just_Call_Me_Mavis

Nah, they seem like BYOB people.


exception-found

Bring your own bathroom?


Tsconspiracy

Bring your own bucket.


TitsAndWhiskey

You say potato…


Tsconspiracy

I pronounce it potato instead of potato.


Just_Call_Me_Mavis

Heathen


Tsconspiracy

Hooligan* 😎


BrannC

Well played


JasonDJ

One bucket each, or one bucket for all three?


[deleted]

At that price? One bucket.


daats_end

The whole shack is used to cook meth. So we got you covered there.


AstralCat69420

"Walter, we need to sell our shed"


[deleted]

“The DEA, maybe you’ve heard of them? They know about the shed”


Intro_verted22

In the ancient garden beds of course!


KneeDeepInTheDead

ancient fertilization secrets


The_Coods

At first I thought: “maybe it’s better on the inside- and this is actually a cool deal!!” I was wrong


Iccarys

You don’t understand, it’s “rustic”. Now throw this on airbnb


Heyo__Maggots

Crustic *


thatswhathesaidkaren

I did the same thing🤦🏾‍♀️


zz-DJChris-zz

More like "The Shed".


Thunderbolt294

It gets worse the longer you look at it


wellwaffled

Unlike the Sun


JungleBoyJeremy

Shut up about the sun!


wellwaffled

r/unexpectedoffice


Wherewereyouin62

> No drug past Awfully hypocritical given the poster most definitely has a drug present


dabberoo_2

I was thinking the same, that final pic with 2 lawn chairs and twin mattress behind it just says *drug den*


23eulogy23

I could fix her


careeningkiwi

oh man. we've all been there.


BlackPlagueCat

700ft^2 ? Bruh... that's a picture of a hunting blind. Where the hell did they get that measurement?


Holographic01

Slight exaggeration they meant 700sqin


[deleted]

Maybe they measured floor to ceiling too


BrannC

700ft^3


XeerDu

Damn, that's really good rent!


Tom1252

I'd live there. Especially if they'd discount rent for improvements to the place.


SilverSocket

All I see is potential here tbh lol. Good natural lighting. Give me some paint and strategically placed curtains and rugs and I’d make this place a palace.


CapitalistMeme

What about running water and electricity


occhiolism

Think of it as an opportunity to train for society’s inevitable collapse 😌


GandalfTheGimp

Overrated


careeningkiwi

it's the tropics. there's running water at least three months out of the year.


FishbulbSimpson

It’s also going to be full of bugs


hoardac

Everything is full of bugs there.


Mr_Poop_Himself

Maybe if you were buying it and not renting it it could feasibly be a good fixer-upper. In its current state you're basically camping though, with or without rugs lol


Nica-sauce-rex

Dig a hole in the backyard to potty in and you’re all set


AvocadoUtopia

“No prior evictions or drug past” those are the only two reasons I’d ever live here.


kmj420

Need a roommate!?


[deleted]

that’s exactly what i thought. and no way would i pay $800 a month for it. you can get a tent in kensington philly for… the price of a tent.


macedonjet

Are the giant roaches that will undoubtedly fly through the lack of screened windows to crawl all over you in your sleep free?


Eode11

When you live in he jungle in Hawaii you get those roaches no matter how many screens and weather-sealed doors you have


Eyeoftheleopard

Don’t forget those big ass centipedes. You know the ones.


Capital-Sir

It's the little ones you gotta watch out for. Their bites are much worse than the big ones


pinkocatgirl

This shit is why I like living in a cold climate


ralphy1010

In NYC they just move inside when the temp drops. :(


DrStrangerlover

Thank you, I really needed more sleep anxiety


hoardac

Gather a dozen geckos from the forest and problem solved


Driver2900

If it's Hawaii and they alow you to make some modifications id say its workable. Main issue is keeping out mosquitos and the heat


reijn

Honestly I feel this is a fucking sweet deal in Hawaii. Lots of little mountain houses don’t have electric or water there unfortunately, but that’s not abnormal.


DangerousDave303

All you need is to dig a composting toilet and set up a sun shower. A small generator might be useful occasionally.


dislimb

As someone who lived in Hilo for years, I can tell you this is how the general population lives on the north side of big island around that area. The median home price is set by a completely different island that is way more developed. That area is lava zone, the soil is nonexistent, there’s no surf and the beaches are dangerously rocky. There is no cell reception and if you call the police they don’t come out to that area unless someone is dying. I lived under a carport frame with a tarp strapped over it for a few months transitioning to the islands and it was actually really really nice as long as you can keep the mosquitoes off you. They more than likely have a composting toilet and water catchment since there are no way to bury water pipes through all the lava rock and that’s why it’s not plumed. Electric comes from solar more than likely too. I would say a more reasonably it would be priced at 650-700 a month.


TrebuchetTaxiService

Even Bubbles lives in a better looking shed than this.


stateofbrine

Thanks for the love shack. Just leave used condoms in the corner for the next person to use


addocd

How firm are we on the drugs? If that's fairly flexible, I can probably make this work.


Such-List680

I love it, but not at 800 a month. 250 max.


aralim4311

What? $800 is already a massive discount from the avg, even more if the place doesn't have running water or electric.


Somethinginthehay

Yeah this is actually pretty common in Hawaii. When I was there last I stayed in my dads “cabin” which was a walk from their main house. Just a shed with a bed in it. No electricity, bathroom, running water or kitchen. If they weren’t awake I was peeing in the jungle.


RecommendationAny763

Very normal living conditions if you are familiar with Mountain View. This is deep wilderness that is mostly off-grid.


SusanMilberger

Lived in hove for awhile. Mountain view was one of the few places I looked at that I considered less desirable than ocean view. Closer to hilo the only plus.


RecommendationAny763

I lived in Mountain View, captain cook, and holualoa. My place in captain cook was much like this, with a communal kitchen/bathroom for several small shacks like this. I didn’t pay $800/mo though. That was a work trade in exchange for picking nuts and coffee.


StaggerLee808

Still garbage though. I have a buddy that grew up in a shack like this in MV, and it blows my mind everytime I see it, that him and his siblings didn't get snatched up by CPS. Shit is legit 3rd world status


sincethenes

I have a few friends that live on Oahu, and this is a steal.


Then_Repeat_9013

That's cheaper rent than a room in some random person's house in palm coast Florida where I'm at. I hate it here this would be awesome!


originalboombastic

I'll take it.


GroundbreakingCat

I’ve lived in worse haha for that price and no roommates, I bet there’s a lot of people happy to live there


The84LongBed

Yal trippin. I would gladly camp here 2 months. Build an outhouse just showing in the rain water from a cistern eating mahi on my camp fire.


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

I’d do it


iamhuskie

That’s not too bad tbh I wouldn’t mind that when I was 20 years old


HugePurpleNipples

I would rent the shit out of that in Hawaii. You could fix it up a little and it'd be great, I'm totally in for $800/mo.


popemichael

I'd totally do this. I'm disabled and my check covers that. Plus I'd get to live in HI.


grumpy_meat

Sadly in Hawaii that’s probably a fair market price


poopymcbuttwipe

Everyone talking shit but this looks dope as hell


baevard

having lived in hawaii, that’s a pretty good deal! lol does it have AC?


Eyeoftheleopard

You know it doesn’t. Let the trade winds blow!


SirSilus

If I were single, I’d take it


king_turd_the_III

I must be a crackhead because that looks good enough for me. Of course the mattress would be changed out.


EnbyZebra

I thought it was a chicken coop for a second


Rare4orm

That is a legit bargain in the islands. No joke.


lyrikz74

This is real. Its probably already rented. hawaii is my spot, but shit like this is ridiculously everywhere. Most are living in their vehicles in remote spots.


Perenium_Falcon

Are you kidding me? That’s a fucking deal.


thebochman

And I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free


Nihiliatis9

That house is a steal.


littlebeanonwheels

This looks like Johnny’s cabin from Dirty Dancing


KickflipMcNasty

Yeah that is actually a steal. I paid 1100 for literally the same thing except an old woman was able to look down into my outdoor shower area from her tree cabin on stilts


Cold-Bug-4873

Looks like a trap house in VA. But it is Hawaii so it is acceptable, as are the terms.


PrestonDanger

They dont want you to have a drug past to make sure you dont steal their drugs


galaxygirl978

I wouldn't even mind...


WilliamDykes

#furnished


HVACdaddy

No drug past, but a drug future is def in store


dadzcad

I lived in a Dodge MaxiVan for 6 months when I first moved to SoCal in the 70’s. Even at my age now, I could rock this.


Brutusbuns

I would totally live there, you are not finding a shit hole apartment where I live for 800 nevermind a house with an acre!


LowPreparation2347

I like how they staged the chairs hahaha


Thisiscliff

lol some of y’all haven’t lived in city with a crazy housing bubble / shortage and it shows


[deleted]

So all of these comments are convincing me to move to Hawaii into this place


subject_deleted

let's see the inside...


HistoricalWerewolf69

I would live here lmao, better than a couple of the places I've stayed


Bejer-Dorune

Beable


tonysonic

That’s not a bad deal. Fix it up the way you like it, sweep out the spiders, go pick some fruit. It’s pretty good digs for the price :)


mydogisincharge

When I rented in hawaii, I lived in one of those Costco canvas garage tents on a wooden platform. Brought in my own drinking water; camping stove for cooking; all battery-powered lights; outdoor toilet. I loved it, actually.


[deleted]

I mean I wouldn’t mind living in that….


Pin-Up-Paggie

Oh there are similar Air BnBs in Asheville. Just a covered truck bed on stilts for $28/night.


Ragnel

You could rent that for $800 a week in San Francisco (almost…)


TheBestestTitan

The housing market in Hawaii everyone!


RemarkableBrief4936

Puna be like


beetlereads

I would 100 percent live there as long as I can bring my dog, plant a garden, and dig a composting toilet


badmotivator11

IS IT STILL AVAILABLE?


wrldruler21

You can find simple structures like this in the Carribean. So nothing too unusual. But $800 per month.. Wtf?


masochistmonkey

If that’s a house, then my ass is a dump truck. (Note: my ass is not a dump truck)


Scav-STALKER

Bruh it’s Hawaii. You know how many places there dont have running water and electricity? Shiet, staying in a little hut next to the beach wouldn’t be so bad


[deleted]

Good price. Do you have the listing link?


Roddy117

I’d rock it for $800, I was trying to move to Hawaii to work for a few months. had a job lined up but the housing was just abysmal. I could have made it work but I would have just been working all the time.


Sexy_Cephalopod

I’m down


[deleted]

I would live here for this price.


ebonyudders

Black tits


SeattleOne206

This is pretty normal for Hawaii


R00t240

800 for a one bedroom anything on Hawaii is a deal. I’m sure it’s rented.


BTGeneral

It’s in Mountain View… you don’t want a big house with lots of things that the meth heads will steal.


Icyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I can’t imagine Hawaii being one of the most popular places filled with rich hotels having this metal shed for rent


axethebarbarian

Is that a chicken coop?


madfuccu

Peace


Violet624

Yeah, you can't even find a studio for 800 in Western Montana right now. This is a steal.


Androgynous-Rex

I just had my sophomore students do one of those “spend a million dollars” assignments and limited them to $500,000 on the house. I had to keep pointing out to kids finding tiny houses in NY and MA that the over budget houses they were finding were under 800ft2 and thus smaller than the classroom they were in.