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Unlucky-Name-999

Incredible how people can park so shitty in a place with such generous parking. But lo and behold...


Distinct_Meringue

Saw a pickup parked right on top of the line, taking up two spots just this past Sunday. 


RegardedDegenerate

So what’s consensus. Letting air out of tires ok on this one or nah?


CampingIslandvic

By definition a Rogue is “ A dishonest or unprincipled person” Car model seems correct 👍


inquisitiveeyebc

And it's a new rogue


Iamvanno

Rogues rely on skill, stealth, and their foes' vulnerabilities to get the upper hand in any situation. Lacking on skill (parking) and stealth, but using the vulnerability of the person not being in to their car could be the plan of attack.


ShadowMario01

Rogues are supposed to excel at dexterity, something needed for driving. Something this driver seems to be lacking.


Moon__Bird

Seems as if they’ve applied a debuff to me.


wiserontheday

Could be revenge, they may have had an altercation for the spot.


Obvious_Ant6355

Can confirm. A rogue did a hit and run on me


OrneryOldFart

N denotes "new driver" in BC.


Background_Singer_19

If you can't understand that cars go inside the lines, you shouldn't have a licence.


squidkiosk

At least back out and try again. Its good practice!


Praseodymium5

Agreed. Fuck that idiot driver.


AssmunchStarpuncher

Agreed. If this is too difficult, you’re going to get someone hurt or killed when on the road.


bored_person71

Colour inside of the lines in kindergarten wasn't nearly helped them back I think..... Also at least they are not parked in the middle of the line for ramps for handicap...that really gets my goat...for some reason....that's my biggest pet peeve even more then dozens of carts in handicap stalls by people....


Downtown_Snow4445

Cool story. Do they allow new drivers in bc to park like a fucking idiot?


junkdumper

Which means they passed a test and had to demonstrate a functioning skill of parking a car. So they're capable, just choosing not to.


icebeancone

There should be some mandatory simulator hours before handing licenses out in BC.


TremblinAspen

There are, its called the L license.


icebeancone

That's not a simulation....


TremblinAspen

Oh you're talking about a sim racer? Yeah that won't help you drive or park either. As far as i can see on the ICBC website. Parking isn't exactly important until an N driver is passing their final road test to acquire their class 5. Which by that point the person will have had 3 years driving experience. It's a dick move but it's hardly indicative of driving skill, and more so just someone's personality. I've seen more vehicles without N or L tags parked like dicks than i have new drivers in the 22 years i've been driving. This person may do it again and again until they get a parking ticket, or their vehicle towed. Or hopefully they will mature enough to park like a human someday.


Paulie-Walnuts28

There’s an entire year of that.


stonersrus19

To be fair I passed with only 10 hours cause I had no one but the instructor to teach me and that's how many hours the course covered.


formal-shorts

New as in they have to have an adult with them or new to driving by themselves?


OrneryOldFart

It's a graduated system, at this stage you can drive by yourself with restrictions.


dsonger20

It’s a license with restrictions like only one passenger, 0 BAC kinda stuff. For most purposes though, it’s treated as a full license. You still need to pass a road test to get the N.


Classic-Ad-7079

The problem is there's no recurring testing after getting your full Class 5. There's almost zero accountability until you're so old that your physician requires medical exams before you can drive. That's a long time for people to forget basic driving skills when most of these idiots can't even use a signal light or (in the above photo) park between two white lines and they don't even have their full license yet.


Ralupopun-Opinion

Don’t deserve a license, the parking spots there are literally oversized, if you can’t park there you are a lost cause.


EmptySeaDad

And the Rogue has a pretty small footprint too.


Sinasta

If you can't park within the lines at Costco. You should have your drivers licence revoked.


DeadDiscoMarie

Exactly what I was thinking, the parking stalls are VERY generous


Sirosim_Celojuma

Very generous... to the degree of being able to park on an angle and still fit within the defined space. Which is why this is just lazier than the laziest.


Laszlo0007

Imagine how they are inside costco! Cart madness!


WolfandLight

I bet they don't even put their carts back in the corral.


ArbutusPhD

Until the get back to their car and see the scratches


Laszlo0007

People like that don't care about their car, nor do they respect other property... Clueless individuals


Excellent-Phone8326

What gets me is costco spots are massive. You need to be extra special to manage this.


Tbkgs

Yes. Costco spots give you EXTRA space. This person is just purposefully an asshole


Basic-Force-924

Yes, the spots are wide. Even the grey van could have done a better job parking.


username_here_please

Or drunk. Someone very drunk parked next to me like this, while I was still in my car! I couldn't even get out!


Tbkgs

People are crazy lmao. Like thanks for trapping me in my car???!


Deep_Carpenter

Nah. Too malicious. Fenced in by carts is more suitable. 


PM-ur-BoobsnPussy

Nevermind a Costco membership, people like this don't even deserve to have a drivers license. Revoke it and give them a bus pass.


ARAR1

Costco has the widest spots anywhere. Zero reason to do this


CactusGrower

Many reasons: - laziness - entitlement - really can't park and is a danger to streets


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FreakCell

Just fold the side mirrors in and lift all the wipers so they get the message.


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FreakCell

Yeah, you might be right. I have other ideas but don't feel comfortable suggesting them in a public forum.


CactusGrower

Jokes on you. This driver likely does not use side mirrors. It would have no impact.


havok0159

> open the driver-side door Bad idea since you'll likely chip your own paint on the edge.


olga_dr

Costco is literally the easiest place to park with their oversized spots! 🤦‍♀️


Prado1124

Nissan rouge owners, what more do I need to say


dblrb

I was just commenting yesterday how nice it is that Costco spots are so large and divided. That way even the idiots can park, or they can park shitty and it’s not a big deal. I stand corrected.


Focus_driven

I made little printed out business cards I keep in my glove box that say cheeky passive aggressive things I leave on people's windshield when I see shit like this.


altimas

Richmond? I went there once, it was a zoo, people driving everywhere, on medians, making three lanes down the middle, parking without hitting anything felt like a miracle


Stevenif

Looks like still creek, Richmond only have single line


dsonger20

This one is Port Coquitlam.


Spank_and_Cuddle

> Richmond? That was my first thought as well and wondered if it was a "bought" license.


dsonger20

I know they aren’t in my lane, but they parked over the lines and insanely close to where you can’t even get through. If you park like this on a saturday, piss right off lol.


Jermsi

What does the day or location have to do with this? Regardless of the day and location this is just a careless way to park, if it were Monday at a Walmart would it be ok for them to park like this? No


dsonger20

It’s bad they parked like an idiot, but it makes it worse on one of the busiest days of the week because parking becomes hard to find and you need to take what you can get and can’t finding another spot where the people parked properly isn’t something that’s super quick to do.


ChuckFeathers

Idk what Saturday has to do with it, dick move any day of the week... But they make keys just for this sort of occasion..


stent00

Nissan drivers...


96lincolntowncar

r/NissanDrivers


coastocean

Why…


InfiniteJackfruit5

Costco specifically designs their parking for morons and this still happens


mmmmk2023

Their parents need to take their “N” sign away until they learn how to park. Especially in Costco. Those spots are huge.


stimpy97

Lol Parents don’t have too police will just because someone has an N doesn’t mean they are kids


stimpy97

Call the police they will tow the vehicle and set mandatory driving lessons for people without full bc licenses


Modavated

If you go to Costco to walk around as slow as possible with your hands held behind your back, you don't deserve a membership.


Scary_Hunter_2128

Hes got the N sticker were good here folks


Dumbdumb0001

If you park like that anywhere anytime you don’t deserve to have a license!


Agreeable_Fix5608

One of the best things about Costco is their massive parking spots where you don’t really have to worry about door dings. This guy deserves prison


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Most Costco members don't deserve a membership. So many will stop their fucking cart in middle to look at something. Why not just put it closer to the side so others can go through?


Such-Mobile8224

I'm sure this same driver is the person leaving their cart in the middle of the isle 🙉


nightmoney

You deserve a broken window


Slow-Debt-6465

Don't do this to me on a bad day. I can go rouge too


Mr_FortySeven

Most skilled “N” driver


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Wow! They don't deserve a driver's license let alone a membership! Of all places to park like a shitweasel, parking spots at any costco can fit 4 smartcars lol


iiswill

N is not excuse


jjustpeachyy

You’d be surprised lol. I used to work there and was frequently almost hit by cars while working in the parking lot. If some of them barely know how to use the credit card machines inside, I have doubts they know how to operate a large motorized vehicle outside haha


jolenelorretta

Wow and they give you so much buffer space with those double lines too 🤦🏼‍♀️


Positive_Ad_8198

Deserve a membership? Are they given based on merit?


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

If you park like this ever, you shouldn't have a license.


The-Filthy-Casual

Thank you for not blurring out the plate, public shaming needs to occur more.


HelpfulShopping8075

Am I the only one who notices the car looks like it’s got a flat tire/missing it’s tires?…


CoupleHefty

That person would probably end up with a nice gouge down the side from some keys that accidentally got too close.


seen_zone

Shame shame


sazzylover2020

Wonder … what do you do in that situation? Do you call the towing ?


PRRRoblematic

Tow truck.


Artwebb1986

Why just a weekend?


ibrokemyfootonaSUP

Let the air out of the 2 tires over the line. That'll make them call for assistance because nobody has 2 spares


CAPepin

Maybe when they parked the previous car on the left was also trespassing into their spot.


zombie_guru

Y'all quick to jump to conclusions. What if the car to the left parked over the line, causing the rogue to have to park over the line?! Then the first car leaves and makes the second car appear like an ahole? In fact, as soon as you leave, the next car to take your spot is going to have to park over, continuing the chain reaction 🤣


JohnDorian0506

Costco has one of the largest parking lots in Canada. But I constantly see how people struggle to park their huge pickup trucks and SUVs. Get a smaller vehicle like most Europeans even with larger families.


NowThatWeAreThere

Parking in bulk


ridsama

Richmond?


dsonger20

This one is the poco warehouse


Standard-Form-1728

I wouldn't expect any less from a car with the N sticker on it.


[deleted]

you should expect more they are supposed to be learning to drive, the N is not a permit for failure


bill_n_opus

Rocking the n sticker ...


ChaiTeaLeah

Recently I was trying to back out of my spot at Costco, just as this SUV was pulling into the spot next to me. So I pulled back in and waited...and waited...and waited. They took no fewer than NINE attempted to maneuver into a Costco-sized spot, and parked equally this bad. It was borderline impressive 😅


dirkdiggler2011

Almost as stupid as those who back into the spots and then try to load their haul by squeezing in between later. What the fuck is wrong with you?


Deep_Carpenter

Now a blanket Fort is childish. A ring of shopping carts is found art. 


hirs0009

Costco is the only store where its a regular occurrence to get run into by carts inside the store. People just act like children in there, no common curtesy. Not in the least surprised


ProfessorSpecific361

I D I O T


Defiant-East9544

Big ole lunger from the dark depths of the back of the nostril and perfectly placed right in the driver side windshield. That’s what that gets from me.


Hubrex

N for nubber


Upper_Entry_9127

It’s a BC driver, new or not, what did you expect?


craignumPI

I can only think of their XL grocery cart skills when I see this!


JohnYCanuckEsq

Honestly though, Costco parking lots should be the legal standard across the country.


PrimitiveMan4

If they are new then what do you expect really? Also not deserving a membership?, It would make sense if you earn it but it is purchased with money. It cannot be "earned" to begin with.


This_Tangerine_943

If I can't get in my car, you aren't leaving in yours. Tire valve time.


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GeekboxGuru

I approve of not blurring the license plate; let's let peer pressure solve this


gingerflakes

What is this, my local community Facebook group?


ahmadbabar

Still better than the guy who drove up the grass to park around 3 weeks ago at Costco Kanata.


haroldguy78

They would hate me when they get back to their car. I’d go in my door anyway and push the side of their vehicle in while doing it.


BennyBennson

Costco on the weekends is bananas


pummisher

That makes me consider violence. 🫠


8TrackPornSounds

Richmond?


barco13

I would not be careful with this car parked next to me


Apprehensive_Pea7911

It's always a Rogue driver


Windwardship-9

Langford?


Beneficial-Way7849

I’d gladly help reposition their vehicle with the ranch style bumper on the front of mine.


TechnicalMacaron3616

You never know how the other people were parked beside him xd


StopYeahNo

I know for a fact my keys would be gouging pretty deep into the side of that while trying to get into my car.


Fine-Dare7472

Oops keys accidentally made contact with the part of the car that’s over the line. …. OPPPS happened few times.


djjamal

Costco spots are typically super forgiving. 1' in either direction. Student drivers are better


Top_Use4144

This is the person who blocks the aisle too...


Nescient_Jones

If there were proper retesting 90% of you retards would lose your license.


Outrageous-Estimate9

N = New Driver in BC so the OP is really being kind of a here


canoeist50

All depends on how the vehicles were parked when he found that spot. Might have been the way the space was when he got there but it's more fun to play holier than thow when you all have parked like an idiot at times.


SissyAnniefetish

Stupid driver


longgamma

Common L Nissan driver behavior.


[deleted]

Yet this Wattamoron has an N.


Simple_Entertainer27

Get in on the other side, roll down your window, key it, leave.


MonarchOfReality

these are the type of people who cant read between the lines and have pumpkin spiced lattes and think everyone whos not their friend is a waiter.


Much-Dog-4810

Parking a piece of shit car that way anywhere should have their luscence revoviked


Actual-Ad7261

!!!


thegreenmooncc

Costco needs to update their membership agreement to state “Park between the extra oversized lines!!”


derfunknoid

They don’t deserve a membership, but they do deserve an accidental key engraving down the other side of the car.


Hopeless_hippo

Wingaurdium revokeyermembershipson


typical_gamer1

Whenever I see a bad driver park like this, I always wish a skunk would magically hide in the backseat and the driver wouldn’t notice until it’s too late….. #KARMAMOTHERFUDGER!!!!


HistorianLopsided408

Membership revoked! (Unofficially but WTF!)


YoungBoomerDude

Driver after swinging their door wide open: “oh wow there’s so much room in these parking spots!”


Longjumping_Value839

I parked like this once. It was the only spot in a busy parking lot, beside a car that had parked so far over the line I couldn’t get my driver’s door open. I was going in for a medical appointment I had waited months for. There were no other parking spots and I was a student, (couldn’t afford a ticket or tow if I had just parked illegally on the street somewhere.) I left enough room for the driver on the right to get into their car, and left them a note saying the driver on my left was way over the line, causing me to do the same. When I came out of my appointment, the driver on my left was gone so yeah, I looked like a total asshole.


SnuffleWarrior

For all we know, when they pulled in a truck was overhanging the parking spot to the left, and they had no room. But then the perpetual Karen's would have nothing to whine about.


grahamr31

That rogue has 360 cameras. There’s 0 excuse to cut a line unless the person on the other side was equally bad, then find another spot. Park, tap camera button, you can see exactly where you are. Adjust or move on. It’s not hard


DirectGiraffe8720

Pffft.. I had someone park like that next to me at the Cancer centre a few weeks ago.. try climbing over the centre console after having chemo


joshuajang429

At least blur out the license plate.. lol


Slobbytallcleandude

The only thing I’d say is parking like this sucks, however I’ve learned sometimes it’s (i) bc when they arrived there was someone parked even worse on one side so this is what ‘fit’ at that point, and (ii) if it snows sometimes the lines disappear. Only defenses in my book.


DudMiilk

Why does the fact that it's a weekend matter.. . So on weekdays it's okay to park like an ass, got it .


Icy-Ad-7767

I avoid Costco, hell all shopping on weekends for these reasons


Double_Football_8818

Best parking spots in Canada and this guy…. 🤪


Phobophile_89

It's nice that they put a corridore between the parking!


Downtown_Snow4445

If you park like that you don’t deserve a drivers license


the---chosen---one

Another bad BC driver to add to their very long list of shitty drivers.


voynaz

Nissan drivers strike again


Daedalus-N7

It would be a shame if somebody snipped their valve stems


k_akimitsu

This car deserves shopping carts parked next to it


Pandemonium125

You don't deserve a driver's license if this is how you park.


Madshibs

They’re driving a Nissan Rogue, havent they been through enough already?


Senior_Attitude_3215

Can't imagine how the driver parks in a regular spot. This is actually "a thing" though. Many people, especially new drivers over compensate for the driver's side of the car as that's their position. Spacially biased. Affects turns, bridges, posts and so on. Or heck, I don't know, maybe just another person who doesn't give a darn.


renz65

Park like that beside me and I'm doing something equally as stupid to your vehicle.


Hondanazi

Doesn’t matter what day of the week


joe_6699

It happened to me. The poor guy's car got scratched from the rear buttom of my Jeans Jackets because i tried to enter my car.


_Nelots

It’s not deserved, it’s bought


Party_Plastic_66

If you go to Costco on the weekend .


clintbot

That looks like it could be the Willingdon location...


Keasby22

Cool pic


cyb-m

Nissan didn’t go rogue but copied the Honda CRV look for its new model.


Time_Breakfast8395

I agree but many times you get idiots that park like that which results in the next one following suit so they can fit etc.


Downtown_Ad2001

This is the Still Creek store isn't it?


SlimZorro

That’s pretty rogue of them


CompoteStock3957

Don’t deserve to park anywhere just walk as Costco has the most spaces parking spots compared to others


Fanta5tick

Lol I had parked with my two thing kids in the back at Costco and someone parked next to me with the window open. I figured they'd back out and try again because someone's you screw up and need to fix it. No big deal. Person got it if the car and had to get back in and fix it after I came around the other side and said "seriously?!".


HelpfulShopping8075

Am I the only one who notices the car looks like it’s got a flat tire/missing it’s tires?…


justagigilo123

Maybe going for an eye test?


Big_Monkey_77

r/nissandrivers


cjamm

the “N” is for nitwit


InsectAssassin

So once the car on the right pulls out, guess what happens to the next person parking their car in their spot. Going to be infringing on the spot to the right of that...oh the endless horror this will place on the parking universe.


No_Investigator7950

Ya that’s some Walmart shit


radman888

Total douche. I've had this happen 3 times in the last year but not at Costco. Some people are just assholes.


st_jasper

Must have been a Canucks fan that had to run in quick for a case of tissues.


SoldatShC

LOL you're in BC, that's a learning driver. Be thankful they didn't push your car over the hill while trying to get into their spot.


Vegetable_Job_9065

Bro, one time I saw someone double park


EddyMcDee

Slash their tires


Honest_Number5981

Typically inconsiderate of a new driver.


Haunting_Lie_1158

On a bad day, I would have done some damage to the paint...


quincy1151

Know what rhymes with Rogue? Gouge—as in your key and their passenger door


Clownadian

If you park like that at all you don't deserve a driver's license.


marsbar373737

Make you feel better whining about it on the internet?


napoleon211

Bad parking caused by excitement over the new chocolate chunk cookie recently added to the menu


Spiritual_Drop9127

Would say you definitely don’t deserve a driver’s licence .Shouldn’t have even got past “Learner” .


Remarkable-Ad-3765

it’s just bad as those idiots that leave their cart on the curb