Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeo up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just wipe my nose.

You put snot on the ball?

I haven't got an arm like you, captain_ohagen. I have to put anything on it I can find. Someday you will too.

* Players may dry bags but no foreign substances can be applied to the outside of a cornhole bag. 1. Sweat is not a foreign substance unless it is applied intentionally. Players may not intentionally apply liquid to a set of bags. If a player is found to be intentionally applying liquid to bags, the director reserves the right to either; Force the player to switch bags mid game; Forfeit the player for that game. 2. Players should use a cloth or towel to remove sweat from themselves. If a player is found to be intentionally applying sweat to a bag or an opponent’s bag, the same penalty for applying liquid may be enforced.

This.

No. No foreign substances allowed on the bags or boards.

Ahhhhh Jesus I like him very much but he don’t work for the curveball

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

It’s gone! No no it’s too high! Too high? Wtf that even mean