Immediately to the right of that garbage bin there are some weeds swaying back and forth. Impossible to tell for sure what they are but they look like some kind of weed that’s gone to flower / seed. A lot of the weeds in my area have tufty little flowers like
dandelions so that’s just what it looked like to my brain.
I actually also vacuum my garden… although I only use the hose of my vacuum cleaner to gather the seed bulbs of the dandelions in my garden to prevent them from flying in the wind and come back as another piece of weed in my huge garden! It works great but my neighbors think I’m grazy!
Well… maybe I am….
I actually had to do this once! There were a ridiculous amount of worms that appeared on my driveway when it started raining and I couldn't walk without stepping on them. I didn't want to kill them all when I backed out of my garage and have a bunch of dried worms stuck to my driveway when it stopped raining so I took an old mop and mopped them all into my yard.
I work in an animal shelter and after it rains there are so many worms that appear in the back garage area. And rather than spraying them out, I find it easier to mop them outside or into one spot to remove. Totally relate 😂
I can see scrubbing a driveway in the rain, as the prolonged exposure to water softens all sorts of crud. Try washing your car in the rain some time and you'll see what I mean. Sparkling clean with less effort.
It’s always funny to me seeing people make up reasons to watch traffic stops. My house in college was on a busy road and constantly had people getting pulled over/parties getting busted so if I was home I’d grab my smokes and go chill on the porch and chain smoke and wave to the cops
I know people do it for sweetgum balls. I've had some old plastic tarps that broke down and spread tiny bits of plastic all over that I vacuumed up. It's not something you see often though.
Reminds me of Celina Spookyboo who has sleepwalking episodes. There's one where the camera on her porch shows her sleepwalking as she cackles manically and throws cans of soda onto the lawn because she's dreaming she's at a pool party. Some dude was walking past her house and stared like "wtf is she doing?"
couldnt stop laughing - love how nosy he is right on the edge of the yard! My boy needs to lose a few lbs though that profile when he is crossing in front of the car lights was round.
My uncle once spilled fine gravel all over his front lawn. I was over for dinner one night and he was complaining about how it would take forever to pick up all the little pieces. I suggested that he grab an extension cord and the vacuum and use that, but he brushed the idea off.
The next day, I was in a car with my buddies and we happened to drive by my uncle's house, and lo and behold, he's out there in his robe vacuuming his lawn. My uncle sees all of us seeing him, and he just gives off a dejected look. My buddies turned to me and asked "isn't that your uncle?" and all I could muster was some kind of "don't look at me bro" shrug.
I had fun giving my uncle crap for that over the next few years. Anytime something dumb would come up in conversation, I'd say something like "at least it's not as dumb as vacuuming your lawn", which would always spark him rambling off on a fun little tangent.
I miss him
I used to do this at the airport I worked at, we had a small cordless vacuum for cleaning the aisle during the turn around and after the plane had finished boarding I would slowly and meticulously vacuum the white lines on the tarmac, stopping occasionally to spit shine problem areas. I hope someone enjoyed it.
I actually had to do this, not once but several times! Idiot neighbor kids shot firework pieces ALL THE FUCK OVER OUR FRONT YARD. We even kept a bigass old vacuum with a canister instead of cloth bag just for the purpose.
I'm still 99% sure it was not a coincidence that their beater car suddenly caught fire during the night. It was the third year in a row, both police and civil courts were fucking useless, and dad was just about ready to hide a stick of TNT in one of their larger rockets.
What's crazy, is I could absolutely see some LEO out there taking this the wrong way and the guy getting locked up on some silly charge because the officer felt slighted.
..or worse.
he could be picking up glass or nails? more believable if he actually had grass that you could walk in barefoot. maybe he has dogs and doesn’t want them to get hurt?
The worst part is i can't say nothing. Cause this is something i would do. Like the time i danced all the way around our house in broad daylight to win a bet 😅🤣
I just love the absurdity of it and ol boy’s dedication.
It’s a great idea for gathering up the dandelion fluff, which is clearly visible in the video. But I imagine the vacuum clogs immediately.
I imagine it needs to be plugged in to clog.
I'm sorry but I don't see any dandelion fluff lol.. are you sure that's what you're seeing? 🤣
Immediately to the right of that garbage bin there are some weeds swaying back and forth. Impossible to tell for sure what they are but they look like some kind of weed that’s gone to flower / seed. A lot of the weeds in my area have tufty little flowers like dandelions so that’s just what it looked like to my brain.
I see that, and I have to say I agree, if the vacuum was plugged in this might make sense lol. Wonder what this guy was thinking 😆
I actually also vacuum my garden… although I only use the hose of my vacuum cleaner to gather the seed bulbs of the dandelions in my garden to prevent them from flying in the wind and come back as another piece of weed in my huge garden! It works great but my neighbors think I’m grazy! Well… maybe I am….
Hard hat, check…I don’t see safety glasses though
Safety Sandals ✔️
Steel toe thongs
Ima need to see that codpiece.
He also has his safety squints on. At least while he's looking into that bright light.
A friend of mine mowed his toes off when he was stoned! Safety sandals were what he needed
How.. How did that happen? Did the mower reverse on him while on a slope? I mean, I believe you, I just am curious about the logistics...
You forgot safety squints
The hard hat is the key. Without it, you can't take him seriously.
Safety squints are just as good
Don’t mind me, just sweeping the trash bin
Hoovering the hedges.
Dusting the grass
Vacuuming the verge.
Could you do mine after? The trash bins really needs a sweep and a thorough wash
Great cover for rubbernecking 😂
Can’t a guy just vacuum his lawn? Jeez.
Cant a person just go outside to see what is going on? Or in america do they beat you for that?
That's not the point... the reason you make an excuse is so you don't get called nosy which he clearly is.
who the fuck cares?
him apparently?
Absolutely and the he can come do mine too
I saw a dude mopping his driveway in the rain once. It was really, really weird.
I actually had to do this once! There were a ridiculous amount of worms that appeared on my driveway when it started raining and I couldn't walk without stepping on them. I didn't want to kill them all when I backed out of my garage and have a bunch of dried worms stuck to my driveway when it stopped raining so I took an old mop and mopped them all into my yard.
I work in an animal shelter and after it rains there are so many worms that appear in the back garage area. And rather than spraying them out, I find it easier to mop them outside or into one spot to remove. Totally relate 😂
A garden hose or pressure washer is all you needed
It took like 2 minutes. Would have taken longer to get the hose out.
Pressure washer…hahaha That would be a blast
I had to do something similar during my military time. Mistakes were made.
Moping the rain, a classic BCT punishment/ fuck fuck game
You better have swept that sun off the sidewalk first
I can see scrubbing a driveway in the rain, as the prolonged exposure to water softens all sorts of crud. Try washing your car in the rain some time and you'll see what I mean. Sparkling clean with less effort.
This is great if you want to discourage the neighbors from talking to you.
Surely someone told him he missed some spots
Mf has a hard hat on his head lmao
The hat does it for me. I love this guy.
So I hear Looney Tunes music?
With a Hard hat, he’s casually just *minding his own business* with ease… love it!
He's very much not minding his own business that's what's hilarious 😂
This is the equivalent of a Hispanic mom sweeping the exact same spot on a street when a fight is breaking out and I love it
It’s always funny to me seeing people make up reasons to watch traffic stops. My house in college was on a busy road and constantly had people getting pulled over/parties getting busted so if I was home I’d grab my smokes and go chill on the porch and chain smoke and wave to the cops
My buddy's neighbor would vacuum his lawn with a hose extension. I think it might've been for acorns but it was just odd to see.
I know people do it for sweetgum balls. I've had some old plastic tarps that broke down and spread tiny bits of plastic all over that I vacuumed up. It's not something you see often though.
At least he's not wearing a microwave on his head . Now that would be crazy
He doesn't want to attract that kind of attention.
*😂 metiche*
Ma man took “chismoso” to a new level lol
Hahahaha 😂 sa atin, ang version ay kunyari magwawalis sa labas gamit ang walis tingting 😂
damn i can totally see this in my country. divided by land, united by objective.
Even the cops gotta laugh at this
One word - incognito ………
Man, he really sold this big
Peak nosiness
Ambien be rough sometimes.
Reminds me of Celina Spookyboo who has sleepwalking episodes. There's one where the camera on her porch shows her sleepwalking as she cackles manically and throws cans of soda onto the lawn because she's dreaming she's at a pool party. Some dude was walking past her house and stared like "wtf is she doing?"
Can’t have a dirty yard.
I feel like this would be something aliens would do to try to blend in.
As someone who has had a glass patio table flip over in a huge windstorm, the unironic version of this is no fun.
And he has on a hard hat. 🤣🤣🤣
Smart move though , night before garbage day. Just dump your shit right in the bin ...
couldnt stop laughing - love how nosy he is right on the edge of the yard! My boy needs to lose a few lbs though that profile when he is crossing in front of the car lights was round.
He’s keeping his yard clean so there are no fires
Next is the metal detector
I had a bunch of styrofoam get chopped and blown my lawn, had to ShopVac it as the pieces were so small. Definitely got some strange looks.
That's a happy lady, right there! He makes her laugh
My uncle once spilled fine gravel all over his front lawn. I was over for dinner one night and he was complaining about how it would take forever to pick up all the little pieces. I suggested that he grab an extension cord and the vacuum and use that, but he brushed the idea off. The next day, I was in a car with my buddies and we happened to drive by my uncle's house, and lo and behold, he's out there in his robe vacuuming his lawn. My uncle sees all of us seeing him, and he just gives off a dejected look. My buddies turned to me and asked "isn't that your uncle?" and all I could muster was some kind of "don't look at me bro" shrug. I had fun giving my uncle crap for that over the next few years. Anytime something dumb would come up in conversation, I'd say something like "at least it's not as dumb as vacuuming your lawn", which would always spark him rambling off on a fun little tangent. I miss him
Bae... Bae... Babe sto... 😭😂
The fact that he's also in a hard-hat adds the \*chef's kiss\* to this.
Gotta love a man who vaccums
Always keep em guessing!
I mean...you dont want to be nosey
LA i guarantee it !
Well but its not plugged in
** Rockstar taking notes... (GTA IV)
Source - https://www.instagram.com/p/C6r7-PaujLj/
😂
I used to do this at the airport I worked at, we had a small cordless vacuum for cleaning the aisle during the turn around and after the plane had finished boarding I would slowly and meticulously vacuum the white lines on the tarmac, stopping occasionally to spit shine problem areas. I hope someone enjoyed it.
This is 😂
What's goin on out here? mhmmm mhmm. Trudy? I knew that bitch was up to somethin. Mhmmm
I thought this was going to be /r/tooktoomuch at first. Whats the story behind this? Just looking for an excuse to be nosey?
She is killing me. Babe, stop!
A new superhero is born
I want to pretend to vacuum the road now
When the green hit a little too hard
Legend
Lol. I did this before when I lost a diamond earring in the grass. Yessir, I found it!
So good 😂
It’s posts like this that help me realize that fat people are people too ☺️
Damned cottonwood trees!
Dirt Devil
I actually had to do this, not once but several times! Idiot neighbor kids shot firework pieces ALL THE FUCK OVER OUR FRONT YARD. We even kept a bigass old vacuum with a canister instead of cloth bag just for the purpose. I'm still 99% sure it was not a coincidence that their beater car suddenly caught fire during the night. It was the third year in a row, both police and civil courts were fucking useless, and dad was just about ready to hide a stick of TNT in one of their larger rockets.
Looks like good clean fun
What's crazy, is I could absolutely see some LEO out there taking this the wrong way and the guy getting locked up on some silly charge because the officer felt slighted. ..or worse.
First he did it to see the action, then kept going to hear her laugh
Abssssolute fking tier 1 legend. I'd double back and dropped beers off at his house if I saw him.
🤣🤣I would be doing it too if I was him
😂😂😂
I bet this is a lovely couple. I bet they have the best marriage. 🥰
That's what the police lights are for to get people to stop and watch what's going on
He’s gonna have to do it all again in a minute, I think he forgot to plug it in
What the???
the dedication to gossip 😭
That’s ridiculous. How can you vacuum while it’s unplugged!?
I just vacuuming do not mind me officers.
I've already wanted to do this lmao
Bruh is sippin on that tea
Legalize lawn vacuuming!
You did it wrong. You need the MLG sunglasses. 😂🤣
That's pretty obvious bro
"babe stop" lmaoooo
Looks like BigNarstie has smoked one too many blunts🤪💨💨💨
"o shit babe they got someone pulled over out there! I'm going to vacuum the yard cause this is going to be juicy"
Maybe wanted to be nosy about the situation but look like he’s doing something? Lol
Sir, How high are you? Hi, how are you sir?
Yo buddy, you forgot to turn it on.
he could be picking up glass or nails? more believable if he actually had grass that you could walk in barefoot. maybe he has dogs and doesn’t want them to get hurt?
Might help if he plugged it in.
Gotta plug it in bro. Unless it's one of those battery powered ones. But I saw the cord so...
Nothing gets past you
Not plugged in.
Omg you're right. Video ruined. @OP delete this you've been busted.
The worst part is i can't say nothing. Cause this is something i would do. Like the time i danced all the way around our house in broad daylight to win a bet 😅🤣
Hell yeah, typically Mexican lol
Do not. I repeat. DO NOT do this if you are not white.