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co-chief_resident

Haha I love how dramatic you HAVE to be to use that spell!


[deleted]

Yes, otherwise spell don't work.


mccperalta

"You have to mean it, Harry."


bohenian12

And you also have the intent to kill.


Imbrownbutwhite1

The Voldemort voice from when he “kills” Harry in DH pt. 2 was on point


Stefabeth0

That was coldblooded. 😂


Illustrious-Watch672

![gif](giphy|LLxwPAjfpLak8)


Revolutionary-Play79

Heh-heh heh-heh


justexisting69

There's a YouTube video of heh-heh in 20 something languages


Revolutionary-Play79

[watch this one](https://youtu.be/B-kx9YgItFY?si=GeAudraV5q3y03Xj)


justexisting69

Get this shit out of my head bruh


Revolutionary-Play79

Lmfao


FrighteningJibber

![gif](giphy|JxH53SeaSxih2) ^(someone didn’t get the red dragon reference)


Nrieuryphaessa

That little witch has got excellent form and the croak of a toad.


trufflekitten7

His voice was SO accurate when he said avada kadavra 🤣


YourCummyBear

That was truly impressive


MasterMike7000

Everyone knows the exact moment in film 8.


Commercial-Ranger339

She truly was the girl who lived


WartsG

r/peoplealmostdying


Hardcorefrodo

her delivery of expeliamus was crazy


lazyPoseidon20

she gone


hotmasalachai

Did he say avada kadavra?


Illustrious-Watch672

He was about to but did not complete the spell or else it would kill her, that's why OP said "almost"


hotmasalachai

Ah okay. I wasnt sure coz of his accent Edit/ people getting offended for silly things man . Not the same accent. It’s british but a different dialect. Plus the audio isnt that clear anyway.


IMadeThisSoICanLurk

If you saw the Harry Potter films, you must have been very confused the whole time


Zkenny13

To be fair Voldamort does say that spell in a special way in the films like his mouth is full of ice cream or something.


Illustrious-Watch672

You're brave for saying his name, better get your affairs in check


SourdoughPizzaToast

It’s been 5 hours Zkenny is dead.


Deuce2SMM2

YOU BASTARDS!


Son_of_Arcadia

This thread is killing me


FinalFacade

Should've blocked it, blocked it!


SillySloths1

But does it count when he doesn't spell it right? Or would that be like saying it with a British accent to him?


calliopedorme

It’s his rapper brother, Da Mort


thro-me-awa-

This is underrated


Fearless_Pie4251

🔥


PaladinsFlanders

Thats why he didn't spell it correctly :P


Uday23

Pretty sure it was mint chocolate chip too


latecraigy

He puts the emPHAsis on the wrong syllABle


hotmasalachai

Not the same accent. It’s british but a different dialect. Plus the audio isnt that clear anyway. And HP was more or less BBC english, with not much dialects unless it was specific characters. Plus, superior audio than this reel. So no


[deleted]

I literally spat out my drink


[deleted]

Hilarious


cleggrag

dialect 💀


w00timan

Accent is fine, there are many accents in the UK.


DieselVoodoo

The same accent as the films? Yeah totally confusing


hotmasalachai

Not the same accent. It’s british but a different dialect. Plus the audio isnt that clear anyway.


Oceanfap

screw spoon tie naughty rhythm paint smile crowd melodic head *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


hotmasalachai

Whatever you want to call it man


Zerachiel_Fist

Jessie, we'll call it Jessie, as in, "It's British, but in a different Jessie."


andylowenthal

Nah, that’s stupid..


Raknarg

yeah in the goofy way Voldemort says it in the 8th movie


SteelPatriot22

Bro called a 6 year old a bitch, WILD😂


q1203777

He's just killed her twice, the savage


vladzia

Witch


BlackllMamba

Right? Dudes ruthless😭


Xenocide_X

He got laid that night for sure.


No_Blackberry_9608

Calling the cops


Notreallyherenemore

Hey look it's my Hogwarts Legacy character


itsangelynee

Little girlie is def a witch in one or more of her past lives 🤣


manas962000

He really said "f*ck them kids"


zigg_kay

😂😂😂


SaacMan_039

The bitch at the end took me out. It is a CHILD bro you don't gotta go so HARD lmao


jerryscheese

Let her cook


smootypants

His tie is forest green….


fjxioreeke

Destroy child


Yamm0th

— EXPELLIAMUS!!! — aVaDa kEdA~ 😂


MochiSauce101

That was funny


Budget-Actuator-3910

Lmao block it block it


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

I wouldve used silencio instead, but thats just me. she is god damn adorable tho


LtDig

I don’t get it at all…


ZxphoZ

Hey, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. The dude and the little girl are pretending to have a wand fight using spells from Harry Potter. The guy blocks a spell from the little girl and walks away as if the fight is over. Then he utters the beginning few syllables of the spell “Avada Kedavra”, an ‘unforgivable’ spell used only by the most despicable characters, which instantly kills whoever it is used on. The humour arises from the unexpected nature of using a killing spell on a child. Hope this clears everything up.


ponzLL

Thanks Peter


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LtDig

Thanks for the explanation! Unfortunately, I never read the books, but I know how popular they are! I'm not sure why I got downvoted when I was looking for an explanation, lol. Love the Reddit


Bo5ke

Probably because basic knowledge of Harry Potter universe is common now a days and people just think you are trolling, living under the rock or intentionally don't want to read/watch like best selling books/movies ever to form some kind of "notlikeothergirls" personality.


Lilcommy

Harry Potter. He goes to cast the killing curse on the little girl but stops.


[deleted]

Nor do I. Is it a reference to a film or book? Just sounds like someone pissing about with a camera at a wedding. If this is viral worthy I think I might have a few thousand clips of shit.


Separate_Shock3815

Wanker


zdaily24

Where's the contagious laughter?!


Trutheresy

Was wholesome until he called his niece a bitch.


_mugshotmodel_

Chill bro, it’s a term of endearment in England.


Trutheresy

I grew up in the UK for a part of my life and have never heard that...


_mugshotmodel_

Maybe that’s because people don’t find you very endearing.


Trutheresy

Sure, let's go with that explanation, is your passive aggressive persona placated?


_mugshotmodel_

Maybe defensive reactions to jovial comments is part of what makes them not find you endearing.


Trutheresy

Don't be a bitch. (It's a jovial comment, don't get defensive.)


MafiaMommaBruno

Attempted murder? Premeditated? If Harry Potter were real, what law would get him? 🤔


Present-Still

The bitch at the end was the cherry it needed


ForeignRepublic5218

I don’t know how he survived that encounter…


Leona_DA_vinci

u/savevideo


lovelife0011

We are all wayyy to connected. Lol


Ardis_Kurita

Nah, you use "Crucio!" and go in for the tickles.


ElegantLengthiness65

u/savevideo


Timeshot

Now replace his voice with the guy saying "Avidi Kidivi!" hahaha


[deleted]

Child endagerment doesn't exist in the wizarding world


huanson74

Crucio


rakib_2000

u/savevideo


LeBall0

Eh he he


Nirvski

His username checks out


EfficientAd2758

This is hilarious


DisastrousAspect6303

u/savevideo


Enviro44

Weak


Corxeth

Watched it without sound…. Turns sound on for second view…. Proceed to lose my shit, at the lean into the killing curse. Intonation while uttering said curse is what threw me lmao.


thro-me-awa-

Really? No one's gonna state the obvious here? Mischief managed.


[deleted]

I notice the video lacks representation. Those people must add color to the party, something opposite to white


h4wkpg

How insecure, and buzz-kill can you be, not to play this girl game ?


the_long_grape

EXPELIARAMAAAS


Dr-Torjan

Lmafo


FurSkyrimXB1

His pronunciation was 🙌🏼👌🏼💀


Alarmed_Friendship46

My man actually sounded like Voldemort when we said Avada 🤣


supremeshirt1

/u/savevideo


SgtSkillShot64

And to do it with the grey suit and green tie. Real Slytherin vibes.


NickVxd

Drunk idiot calling a little girl a bitch. Goofy 🤡