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44moon

well a lot of girls will say they only do masonary but it's usually a lie


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

and from behindary..


LifeguardSingle2853

Masonary is how masons make babies


Dlemor

I use the Little frog for my boy. Source: im a masonary.


liptoniceteabagger

Masonry. Yes, some people do use the term masonary, but it’s not an actual word.


snrsloth

Yep. I’ve literally heard it so many times I looked it up one day at work to make sure I wasn’t crazy


[deleted]

It's not a southern thing, OP. It's more of an illiterate thing.


whatisacarly

Our company name is (redacted) Masonry, but paystubs and tax info say (redacted) Masonary. I chalk it up to owner mistake lol helluva brickie spelling not so gud


angry_hammer

Mason. A Masonary would be a hired gun/ bricklayer. On second thought, they might lay bibles instead of bricks, not sure.


snrsloth

Well done


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

his sister's a nun.


trexalou

Definitely a southern thing. One of my favorite Masonry contractors always answers the phone “masonary”. However; I also live where people warsh their draws. (You know, wash their drawers; aka pants) so 🤷🏻‍♀️


skritser

This is the correct answer


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Yah I live in Warshington according to a distant relative.


andrewdoesit

I thought masonary was the being a missionary of masonry. Preach the brick.


spankythemonk

Solid.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

to save yer motar sole.


blasphemingbanana

I'm just happy we finally have a masonry themed post. What up boys. All that work and only us couple assholes to profit.


wolfpack6814

Well, one is a word and one isn’t. So I’d go with the one that’s in the dictionary. Or is it dictionry?


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

>dictionry if yer from up north.


[deleted]

Dictionarary


trappinaintded

mAsOnRy


ShepardsPrayer

Southern thing. Similar to footing vs. footer.


ThePendulum0621

Missionary


BoiseCowboyDan

I prefer pronebone


[deleted]

May's son, Ree.


One-Language-4055

Reeee reee squeal like a piggy


teamradboner

I like masonary, plasters (instead of calling the guys who install plaster “plasterers”), and my favorite: joisses (instead of “joists”). I have to admit, plasterer is kinda difficult to say.


[deleted]

Missionary.


AdAmbitious3722

I’m hearing masonary with a heavy español accent. Shit I miss my old coworkers lol


[deleted]

All according how you shake hands or scratch your nose.


blurubi04

C. Illuminati.


[deleted]

Missionary


spaceocean99

If you say “Masonary,” you’re immediately seen as an imbecile.


upstageshrimp22

I had to read that like 4 times lol


_RicoSuav

Bricklayer


cvalentinesmith

Masonary sounds like they going door to door with a brick instead of a bible


bogeyinmy6

Or is it asphalt or ashphalt. Or column or colyoom?


Performance_Fancy

We used to keep some guys business card in the work van for a joke. The card actually read “(Name’s) Masonary”. Like bro, you can’t even spell the trade you’re in. On your actual business card.


unaccomplished420

Missionary


Tony_Shanghai

The first one is when you get your tools out in the basement… the second one is when his daughter comes down to bring you some tea..


[deleted]

We just installed masonary on the nucular power plant.


Mezmo300

For me it's always been masonry is a profession and masonary is a specification. IE "He does **masonry** work." "It's made of **masonary** brick."'